Hit On the Poster Above You

[ryupower]

GAME! GAME!!!
Try hitting on the poster above you. :D

[Rock Hard]

Probably not a good Idea for a 36 year old too hit on a 17 yr old

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Can I....push up your stool?

jk

[Mitok]

I'll be the man in YOUR grassy knoll!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Well, I'll be the catholic priest to your altar boy any old day.

Now that's enough. :)

[Mitok]

I'll be Alice and go down YOUR rabbit hole!

[The manticore]

how you doin

[Mitok]

Hey. *lowers eyebrows, tilts head* I'm Mitok.

[Therese Aline]

Bring some of that over here

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I'll bring it all, but I'll have to make two trips.

[PriceCheck]

Everything about you is interesting and you seem much smarter and more knowledgeable than me.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

>Picks up baseball bat...<

[PriceCheck]

Aw, baby don't be like that.

[ryupower]

I lost my phone number, can I have yours? :D

[Mitok]

I would like to perform sexual intercourse with you. -_-

[GLENGLEN]

Hey!!! Are All The Guys From Chicago As Hot As You..???????.......Cheers Glen.

[Mitok]

I'm just a special breed.

[Hypocrit]

Hey I got a joke, how much does a polar bear weigh?

...Enough to break the ice.

[PriceCheck]

Hey those are great pants! Mind if I try them on after we do it?

[Rock Hard]

You are cute, you are sweet...come and use my face as a bicycle seat!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I've already hit on you. Actually you weren't very appealing and I only did it on a dare.

[Mitok]

Well, why don't you back that daring boo-tay up in here

[Therese Aline]

You bring the dope, I'll bring the bong

[GLENGLEN]

You bring the dope, I'll bring the bong
Hi Therese Aline
Would Love To Hit On You But I Am Gay So My Undying Alllegence To The Male Gender Forbids Me, Sorry ,No Offence Intended .....Even Though I Am Sure You Are Seriously Hot !!!.......Therefore My "Default Setting" Means This Is Aimed At Mitok!!!......So To Mitok.....You Bring Your Body!!!!.........And I'll Bring The Wine....Pizza....Mood Music....G-Strings....Butt Plugs.....Vibrater....Porn DVD's....Condoms....Lube....Clean Up Towels...And If Your Very Good.........Very Very Very Good ,Then The Cabfare Home Is Part Of The Package.......Generous Of Me???....You Bet.. lol...(gotta love this thread ,it's sic)..........Think That Covers Everything ???? If Not Please Attach Pages With Any Additional Requests............Cheers Glen.

[Mitok]

I'd hit on you, but the all-capitalized words are annoyin. "Bet" and "Attach" are not proper nouns.

[lunarflowermaiden]

You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy (hehe, got to love the cliché pick up lines).

For the record, I am not into guys younger than me, but it's just for fun :).

[GLENGLEN]

I'd hit on you, but the all-capitalized words are annoyin. "Bet" and "Attach" are not proper nouns.
Sorry Mitok....I Was Of The (clearly mistaken) Belief That I Put My Post In The "Hit On" Thread....My Biggie.!!!...Not The "PEDANTIC USE OF THE ENGEESH LANGWEEGE UND HOW SHE IS MENT TO BE EFFING WELL SPOKIN THREAD ??? Sincere Apologies......Will Try To Be More Careful In Future......Cheers Glen.

[Therese Aline]

Hi Therese Aline
Would Love To Hit On You But I Am Gay So My Undying Alllegence To The Male Gender Forbids Me, Sorry ,No Offence Intended .....Even Though I Am Sure You Are Seriously Hot !!!.......Therefore My "Default Setting" Means This Is Aimed At Mitok!!!......So To Mitok.....You Bring Your Body!!!!.........And I'll Bring The Wine....Pizza....Mood Music....G-Strings....Butt Plugs.....Vibrater....Porn DVD's....Condoms....Lube....Clean Up Towels...And If Your Very Good.........Very Very Very Good ,Then The Cabfare Home Is Part Of The Package.......Generous Of Me???....You Bet.. lol...(gotta love this thread ,it's sic)..........Think That Covers Everything ???? If Not Please Attach Pages With Any Additional Requests............Cheers Glen.Hahahaha. You're funny.

Well then, I'll bring a boy if I get to watch ;)

[GLENGLEN]

Hahahaha. You're funny.

Well then, I'll bring a boy if I get to watch ;)
Hi Again Therese Aline..........What a Cool Idea......Unfortunatly After Doing Many Hours Of Research, I Have To My Suprise And Dismay Dicovered That Alabama Is Not In The Same Zip Code As Bathurst Australia .....But Is In Fact Many Tens Of Thousands Of Miles Away (sad face).........However I See This As Just A "Slight Setback" To Our Plans My Dear..........But Please Be Patient And I Promise To Do My Best To Overcome This Seemingly Minor Hiccup.......However In The Short Term May I Suggest You Don't Make Coffee, Cookies, And Leave Your Porch Light On !!!!!! .....Cheers Glen.....

[green faerie]

well hell, how am i supposed to hit on a gay guy?

...wanna go shopping?

[GLENGLEN]

well hell, how am i supposed to hit on a gay guy?

...wanna go shopping?
Well Hell Yes....Bring It On Babe !!!.....You Bring The Credit Card .......We Make Sweet Music Together At The Cash Register.........And I Promise I'll Respect You In The Morning !!!...... Whats More If Your Credit Limit Is In The Five Figure Range ,I May ,Just May..(no promises here o.k)......Be Tempted To Plant A "Thank You" Kiss On Your Cheek.!!!!.....Hey,Methinks This Has To Be The Perfect Date..........Yes ?????

Cheers Glen.

[green faerie]

Well Hell Yes....Bring It On Babe !!!.....You Bring The Credit Card .......We Make Sweet Music Together At The Cash Register.........And I Promise I'll Respect You In The Morning !!!...... Whats More If Your Credit Limit Is In The Five Figure Range ,I May ,Just May..(no promises here o.k)......Be Tempted To Plant A "Thank You" Kiss On Your Cheek.!!!!.....Hey,Methinks This Has To Be The Perfect Date..........Yes ?????

Cheers Glen.
shopping AND a chance for a kiss?! oh my! its my lucky day!

[lunarflowermaiden]

How is a straight girl to hit on anyone in this thread? Too many posters interested in men :tongue:! I'll go shopping with you all (if one would count that as hitting on someone :D).

[Therese Aline]

I'm not gay, but I could be for you

[Mitok]

I'm not gay, but if you were a guy I'd totally go gay for you.

[Therese Aline]

Let's be gay together

[lunarflowermaiden]

Therese Aline, you could make any straight person turn gay.

[Mitok]

Nice pants. I want your pants.

[katyismename]

i'd love to swap bodily fluids with you.

[Therese Aline]

What about me, sweet cheeks?

[Mitok]

I'll get the chocolate syrup ;)

[lunarflowermaiden]

I'll bring the whipped cream :).

[Therese Aline]

I'll bring the cherry. ;)

[crummyrummy]

I will bring my homies, because it aint no fun if they cant have some....

[lunarflowermaiden]

I'll bring my friends if you bring yours.

[Mitok]

And I'll bring Will the Cameraman

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I'll come dressed appropriately.

[Therese Aline]

I'd rather you dressed inappropriately.

[madlizard]

hey, baby, what's your myspace?

;)

[KyndVeggie4Peace]

You wanna come to my private island in Hawaii?

It's called Iwanna Laiyou. :H

[Therese Aline]

Do you have room for one more?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

;) The question is, do YOU have room for one more? ;)

[katyismename]

fancy coming over tonight? ;)

[Rock Hard]

Hi, I'm Rock Hard! :)
http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/510/mwa1.JPG

[Mitok]

What a coincidence, so am I

[Therese Aline]

Oh baby, don't you know you really gotta jerk it out?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Let me introduce a dear friend of mine.

[Therese Aline]

How very nice to meet you. Perhaps we should arrange a play date.

[PriceCheck]

You have the prettiest hair...can I french braid it after we do it?

[Love Fest1969]

I don't need drugs cause you're beauty is making me high.

[masterofpuppest]

are you jamaican? cuz jamaican me horny.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Got any Sicilian in ya? You want some?

[Mitok]

Are you an astronaut? Cuz I wanna have sex on the moon!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Well, let me show you my space rocks.

[GLENGLEN]

Hi Ya BigBoy

Hear Ya Packi'n A Mighty Fine Burrito In There.........Whatsa Boy Gotta Do To Getta Bite Of The Action ????

Cheers Glen.

[PriceCheck]

Were you in the Flintstones movie? "Cuz all I can think when I look at you is BAM, BAM!

(...wanna watch cartoons after we do it?)

[Rock Hard]

Hi,can I be your Canadian Mountie and Mount a Canadian?

[PriceCheck]

Say you look handy...could you help me fill a crack?

[Rock Hard]

I've got a tool that can fix a lot of things....Do you require any maintenance?

[madlizard]

Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Ahaha.
;);)

[Rock Hard]

Just glad to see you....I would like to turn that frown, upside down.

[madlizard]

Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

[Rock Hard]

Hi, I'm Rock Hard...;) I'd be happy to help you with your puppies!

[Love Fest1969]

i'm suing cause your beauty has left me blind.

[Rock Hard]

How about we try out the year you were born...;)

[GLENGLEN]

***************

[Rock Hard]

I would like to Hit on you with a rubber mallet....for the direspect you showed Purple Gypsy.

[lakeoffire]

I bet I could get you Rock Hard...


haha

[Rock Hard]

I bet I could get you Rock Hard...


haha
I bet you could too!

How about I light the fire in your lake?

[Rock Hard]

How about I play with myself!

[PriceCheck]

Can I watch?

[Rock Hard]

As long as I can watch you. ;)

[Rock Hard]

Hitting on myself again...Atleast I won't get told no!

[Love Fest1969]

so what are you doing on your lunch break?

[PriceCheck]

Of all the girls here tonight it is you who has won my heart. You can take it I have three more in the freezer.

[Rock Hard]

mmmm Price Check mmmmmm

[maddhatter]

i hope your as "Rock Hard" as me baby cheeks

[PriceCheck]

Y'know, 16 is legal here. *wink/fingergun*

[warmhandedcanadian]

show me your beaver?

[Love Fest1969]

I'm thinking about pulling an all nighter wanna join me?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Given half a chance, I'd suck your pussy till your asshole gasped for breath.

[lakeoffire]

you like tacos as much as you do burritos?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Tacos are my favorite...

[Rock Hard]

Did you want some hot and spicy sauce with that?

[PriceCheck]

Hi.

*Shoves a hand down the front of your pants*

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

;) ;) ;) how YOU doin' ;)

[warmhandedcanadian]

mmmmmmmmm shrooms :drool:

[PriceCheck]

Honk honkitty honk honk

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

are you from Tennessee?? cause you're the only 10 i see ;)

[crummyrummy]

hey...you got boobs...wanna fuck?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Give it up for Christmas

[Meggles]

Wew! Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Don't shake the tree when the fruit ain't ripe.

[PriceCheck]

I'm feeling a little tipsy, can I keep my hands on your ass for balance?

[GLENGLEN]

Iv'e Been Told....The Original Author Of The "Kama Sutra" Was A Canadian...........

Could We Perhaps Discuss It's Literary Merits.......Over Lunch..And A Bottle Of Wine.....???




Yours...With One Of The Smoothest Lines Iv'e Ever Heard......

Glen.

[SuperQ]

do you work at subway cause you just gave me a footlong

[GLENGLEN]

WOW HAVE YOU REALLY GOT A FOOTLONG........???????


Send Me A P.M...... When You Reach.. "Legal Age".. (whatever that is in canada).......And I'll Book A Ticket On The Next Flight.......Express Route....No Stopovers...........


Yours..In Total Amazement........(and just a hint of disbelief)...

Glen.

[lakeoffire]

have you been naughty or nice this year?
im thinkin we should be naughty together...

[PriceCheck]

Wanna touch nipples?

[lakeoffire]

only if we can lick em too

[marbchic]

wanna get some pizza and fuck? what? you don't pizza?

[Rock Hard]

Hi I'm a doctor and I think I need to inject you with my beef!

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i want your babies.

[Rock Hard]

I believe you are what you eat, and in the morning I want be a shroom.

[lakeoffire]

i bet i can give ya something better to eat...

[Rock Hard]

A good man is hard to find but a Hard man is good to find....

Hi I'm "Rock Hard" ;)

[PriceCheck]

Do you want to come over for Kraft Dinner and Star Trek?

[lakeoffire]

wanna come over and do some mathmatical equasions and drink kool aid?

[Rock Hard]

Do you want to come to Australia so I can show you my white pointer?

[usfcat]

Mmm Australia eh? Sexy accent! I'd let you talk dirty to me all night long. ;)

[Rock Hard]

G'day mate...Great Lips!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

'round here we call those "meat curtains". Nice camel toe you got going there.

[PriceCheck]

Baby...vacuum my house. Oh yeah do the windows too...mmm.

[halfpint04]

let me get that URL

[Love Fest1969]

i don't need to be drunk to want to get in your pants

[PriceCheck]

...I can't think of anything. Just take your clothes off.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Can I tap that ass?

[usfcat]

I'd fly your burrito any day! lol

[PriceCheck]

Do you have any plans between 1am and 1:05 am?

[Charise]

No, I'm all tied up then. What about 1:07?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

What a pretty necklace... say, do you like pearls?

[Charise]

Wow, that's all you noticed was my necklace? I'm so disappointed...and you didn't even offer me a burrito....

[Idunno~do.you?]

hey.... can i buy you a burrito sometime ?
oh... and
your face in that pic looks preety orgasmic. i bet i could make you have that face but 10x better.

LoL....

[Love Fest1969]

You wanna do somethings you never done before?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Hey girl. I've got a speculum and a mirror. Want to hang out?

[Love Fest1969]

That sounds like fun but I need at least six beers before we get started.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I completely understand. I'll get some on ice.

[PriceCheck]

Is this seat taken? *pats your ass*

[lakeoffire]

hey baby wanna be my New Years Kiss?

[Rock Hard]

Nice lips and tongue.....Would you mind if I model mine on them?

[Love Fest1969]

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

[PriceCheck]

Welp, I'm here. What were your other two wishes?

[Rock Hard]

For breakfast, should I call you or nudge you?

[Love Fest1969]

Do whatever needs to be done I don't complain.

[Rock Hard]

I'm like the Goodies...Anything Anytime, How about you?

[lakeoffire]

Yo Baby, you be my Burger King, I'll be your Dairy Queen, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away, cuz I love to make you smile.

hehe

[Rock Hard]

You're a cutie!
I'm an Australian, would you like to pat my Koala bare?

[lakeoffire]

hahaha

wanna play house? you be the screen door and I'll slam you all night.

[Rock Hard]

:)
Hi! Pleased to meet you, with the meat to please you.
I'm a butcher, can I put my tenderloins as close a possible to your rump?

[Idunno~do.you?]

LoL....

hello... *wink, wink. nudge, nudge*

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Gettin' any? Givin' any up?

[PriceCheck]

Um, so...do you like...um...

[Charise]

Of course I do-are you kidding? You know you do too.....

[Idunno~do.you?]

LoL... its you again huh ?

i guess you just couldnt stay away.
so... shall we continue ?

[Charise]

Of course we shall....my wish is your command...

[Idunno~do.you?]

LoL.... i think it'll be best if we take time to pleasure each other. *wink, wink!*

[Charise]

Aha...I see....sounds good to me...I hope your little orange friend doesn't get jealous....

[PriceCheck]

Let's polka like there's no tomorrow...

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Let's give blood and drink vodka

[nynysuts]

We can go to a vampire convention and give blood there!

[usfcat]

You are naturally beautiful :)

[Rock Hard]

Nice sig pic...how about I get my claws into you?

[lakeoffire]

Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

[Rock Hard]

ha ha lol...well said! YES :)

I have hidden my sausage, can you help me find it, and then help me hide it again?

[Charise]

Well, if you can't find it, how are you gonna know what to do with it? :H

[Rock Hard]

Hee hee hee....
Cum with me!http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/2520/obj8.gif

[lakeoffire]

hey come here!

http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/2520/obj8.gif


damn, you always cum when i finger you

[PriceCheck]

Nice pants, I bet they'd look great hanging from the ceiling fan in my bedroom.

[Rock Hard]

I hope you like snakes. I have a spitting cobra that wants to become "your" one eyed trouser snake!

[lakeoffire]

If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?
*snort snort*

[Rock Hard]

You are cute, You look sweet...You can use my face as a bicycle seat!

[PriceCheck]

Do you like pie?

[lakeoffire]

only if its apple

[Rock Hard]

Cream Pie, Apple Pie and Hare Pie....3 of my favourites!

[lakeoffire]

i only like it with whipped cream on top though

[Rock Hard]

I've got some cream you can whip up, you will have to extract it first though!

[Idunno~do.you?]

wow... LoL...

umm... haha... nevermind. i cant hit on you. you make me laugh too much. XD

[crummyrummy]

Is that a fruit soap opera in your signature or are you just happy to see me?

[Idunno~do.you?]

LoL.... *holds up towl to your face* does this smell like cloreform(spelled wrong) to you ?

[marbchic]

does your cock hurt? cuz you've been fucking my mind all day

[Idunno~do.you?]

did it hurt ?

when you fell from heaven.
hahaha

[marbchic]

hehe

is your dipstick long enough to check my oil?

[Idunno~do.you?]

your place or mine ?
LoL...

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Flip it out, bro. Let's have a look...

[marbchic]

can your meat thermometer take MY temperature?

[lakeoffire]

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants.

[Idunno~do.you?]

LoL.... i could teach you everything you need to know.

just step into my office...

[PriceCheck]

Let's you an' me steam up the windows on my Dodge.

[Idunno~do.you?]

do you like it when i touch you like that ?

[nynysuts]

We could reenacr you orange scene without the sad faces, uh?

[Love Fest1969]

I don't need to be a psychic to know you want me.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

C'mon over for dinner. Nothing says love like a casarole.

[Charise]

Wow, is that a burrito casserole? I'm on my way....

[FlyingBurritoBro]

You're gonna have to open that mouth wider than that.

[Love Fest1969]

Is that the sun coming up or is that just you lighting up my world?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I love you!

[nynysuts]

Love is a word witha thousand meanings, lust has only one.

[dollydagger]

what is there not to love about purple hair and a beautiful smile? :)

[Rock Hard]

Hey...Nice eyes and lips...Lets get it on. :D

[Love Fest1969]

What's your tongue doing around this time tomorrow?

[Rock Hard]

Sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up!

[PriceCheck]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

[Rock Hard]

I would like to wear your ass as a hat!

[dollydagger]

umm....yes.

dunno about an asshat, but hong kong phooey is looking pretty strapping in that there robe....

[Rock Hard]

Sing this Hymm with me....Amazing Grace, come and sit on my face!

[dollydagger]

what?? I cunt hear you... I must have an ear infucktion.....why dont you cum over here and we'll finger it out...

[Rock Hard]

ha ha ha....lol
I heard you like chicken....eat me I'm fowl!

[Frater Matthew]

I'm gonna sine your pity on the runnin kine!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

wtf?

[Charise]

Flies around with burritos.......:saucer: ........but never gave me one :bigcry:

[E-Rocc]

I love the 'grunts' that you make

[Charise]

Loves what I love....

[Love Fest1969]

Did the sun come out or did you just smile?

[PriceCheck]

You, me, a pack of magic markers and a dog whistle...whaddaya say baby?

[Idunno~do.you?]

roses are red,

violets are blue
i think your hot
so let me fuck you.
LoL....

[Charise]

He be's a poet but he doesn't be's knowin' it.

And he wants to give it to a donkey in the behind...sounds kinda strange if you axe me....

[dollydagger]

^^loves the way you're put together

[Frater Matthew]

if i lick ur pussy, would you suck my dick? I'll have you moaning like those bitches in the pono flicks.

[E-Rocc]

Your a sex machine, in an evil way

[Idunno~do.you?]

LoL....
I'll take you to the candy shop.
i'll lets you lick my lollipop
go head boy dont you stop.keep going till you hit the spot. whoah....

[dollydagger]

if i lick ur pussy, would you suck my dick? I'll have you moaning like those bitches in the pono flicks.
wow...your so subtle. you sure do have a way with words <enter sarcasm here>

[FlyingBurritoBro]

You have 10 toes? I find that freshly innovative in a woman.

[Love Fest1969]

I'll do anything for you but you gotta let me do anything to you first.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

ya wanna 69.. 19 times? we'll call it a love fest. ;)

[nynysuts]

With shrooms it could be Psychedelic!

[sanja_serbia]

There are several legal (and moral) reasons why I shouldn't hit on you, but I do it anyway so it can assure you that I really like you :) :)

[dollydagger]

lovely lady of the night
thine eyes bathe in sweet moonlight
wont you lay with me right here
and speak of nothings 'til the day breaches near?

[E-Rocc]

You're Foxy

[dollydagger]

man, cmon! I came up with some poetry, and that's all you got! :bigcry:

totally kidding....I'll take foxy!!! Like Jimi Hendrix sang.....:punk:

[E-Rocc]

I could write some poetry, I just didnt feel like it lol.

your still a fox in my eyes

[GLENGLEN]

This "Jackass".....(as you called me)..... Would Sure Like A Piece Of "Yourass"...




Cheers Glen.

[nynysuts]

Wow, I heard you can try sex a whole different way round in Australia.

[maddhatter]

heh heh hope its similar to the British Titish bang bang

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Bump, and keep your hands off my majosha

[GLENGLEN]

Even Though I Would Be The First To Admit...My Lovelife Has Never Been Worse.....(read, non existant) ....I REFUSE TO **LOWER MY STANDARDS** TO THIS LEVEL...........Therefore I Choose To "Pass" On This Post..............Would The Next Poster Please Step Foward......




Yours.....Desperately Holding Out For That (has to be out there) ** 10 out of 10 **..

Glen.

[Rock Hard]

Show me your man boobs :)

[GLENGLEN]

You Show Me Your's First.....Then I'll Show You Mine....Deal..????


Yours....In "Heated Anticipation"......

Glen.

[Rock Hard]

( . )( . )

[GLENGLEN]

****************************************

[Rock Hard]

Hi,
Do you fancy changing your name to Ben Doon? or Phil Mcracken?

[Idunno~do.you?]

rock hard, eh ?

i know i'm hard when i think about you.
maybe we can, uhh... be hard.. together.
lololol

[Rock Hard]

My face will be leaving in a quarter of an hour, I'd like you to be on it. :)

[Idunno~do.you?]

i can think of a couple of places i'd like your face to be.
lololol...

[Rock Hard]

My Starsign is Pyrex....I was a test tube baby.....Whats your's?

[Idunno~do.you?]

haha... umm...

sexy dude with fuckin awesome hair.
lololololololol
wtf ?
i'm lost. hahahhaa

[Rock Hard]

I heard you were a Saggitarius...half man half horse.....licensed to shit in the street!

[Idunno~do.you?]

LoL.... awesome ness

so would you let me shit on your face ?
hahah... nvm.. thats fuckin gross.
hahaha

[Rock Hard]

Not my idea of a good time, having someone dump on my face.

Show me your ass cheeks.

[Idunno~do.you?]

so you can lick them ???


hahahaha

[Rock Hard]

So I can draw an arrow right into your butthole, and write "get it here".

lol