Confessions!

[indian~summer]

post your deepest darkest secret confessions here

just pretend i'm a priest
:H


i must confess
i like daft punk




and if someone asks you about your confession you have to answer them

[Smelly Socks]

I masturbate with raw meat while whistling dixie.

Oh, and people sometimes pay to watch.

I'm very talented like that. :D

[BraveSirRubin]

i must confess i love you jessie
your beautiful sparkling blue eyes haunt me while i sleep

[lode]

I sent a guy to the hospital once with broken ribs, a shattered hand, a concussion and brain hemorrhaging.

Later I found out that the whole reason I got involved in the situation was wrong, and I had just beaten a person who didn't deserve 'all of it'.

He had hit my 52 year old roomate with MS and pulled a knife out. He did deserve some of it.

But the situation could have been resolved by neither of us getting involved.

Worst thing I've ever done.

[seamonster66]

I bet I would like fucking you

[lode]

I'm batty for her. Straight up cuckoo.

[indian~summer]

lode i think he was talking to you

i must confess.....the past couple weeks i've been hitting on/making out with a guy that has a girlfriend
it's a mutual thing, haven't slept with him, but i still feel like a bad person
he got really drunk the other night and told me stuff
eh...i'm the other woman
:eek:
i'm a mistress!

[Tree-Hugger]

You dirty hoe bag!

[indian~summer]

fuck you
i ain't no bag!
i am a dirty slut!

is making out such a bad thing?
if it is, kill me now
i fucking love making out

[mamaKCita]

my friend's aunt was a mistress to an english lord. they hosted the king and queen of sweden once. she was so cool.

i'm really really boring.

[Tree-Hugger]

I think it depends. I used to make out with a friend of mine....his wife didn't care as long as I kissed her as well.

[seamonster66]

I think it depends. I used to make out with a friend of mine....his wife didn't care as long as I kissed her as well.didn't know you had it in you :)
I don't care if people cheat on me so long as I can watch or at least hear about it in detail, i remember typing that yesterday

[indian~summer]

my friend's aunt was a mistress to an english lord. they hosted the king and queen of sweden once. she was so cool.

i'm really really boring.
thats definitely an aspiration for me

i'm pretty sure it's not actually that bad, seeing as he's mentioned threesomes and raping before...
and truthfully, i should confess i don't give a shit, i don't actually feel that bad about it
he's an excellent kisser

[indian~summer]

i know his girlfriend, shes the one that told me she likes me because i'm not a girl

[Tree-Hugger]

You didn't mention he is an excellent kisser before. Hell I would have praised you for your hedonism.

[indian~summer]

oh man, he is an excellent kisser

[Tree-Hugger]

didn't know you had it in you :)
I don't care if people cheat on me so long as I can watch or at least hear about it in detail, i remember typing that yesterday
I just don't have sex. I love kissing.......men and/or women.

[lode]

Oh. hehehe. :D

Um, I'm moving across the country with a married woman.

[seamonster66]

I just don't have sex. I love kissing.......men and/or women.don't have sex ever? :confused:

[Tree-Hugger]

No. I'm still a proud owner of my V card.

[seamonster66]

No. I'm still a proud owner of my V card.seriously?! :confused:

that is a confession!

[lode]

I lost mine in the dryer in my formative years. :D

[Tree-Hugger]

seriously?! :confused:

that is a confession!

haha not really I think I've posted that on the forums several times.

[lode]

Sex in the dryer would hurt.

[indian~summer]

but sex on the dryer would be fun

i don't have sex
but i think the dryer stole my v card as well :confused:

spenc, you and me can be mistresses together! :D

[indian~summer]

i'm going to the strip club now
to apply for a job
this strip club is the only one in the "durham region"
it is not at all classy
i'm excited :D

[lode]

I had been under the impression that she had told her husband about it. Then she told me she had actaully e-mailed a letter to me to him. She told me not to answer any emails from her address to meet her in dark alleys.

Yikes. :D


spenc, you and me can be mistresses together! :DSounds good. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/humm.gif

You're more my type anyway. :D

Let's start a letters from the mistresses club!

[lode]

i'm going to the strip club now
to apply for a job
this strip club is the only one in the "durham region"
it is not at all classy
i'm excited :DLemme know how it goes. If you get the job I'll shake it for you. :D

Don't do a lot of coke!

[fitzy21]

i like strippers, some give great hummers

[lode]

If you ever have any customers give you any problems, let me know.

All my friends get one freebie.

[Beckner420]

I was arested for indectent exposure at a petting zoo.

[indian~summer]

If you ever have any customers give you any problems, let me know.

All my friends get one freebie.
so seeing as we're more than friends how many do i get?


i like the idea of a mistresses club
the uniform can be black leather cat suits

[indian~summer]

I was arested for indectent exposure at a petting zoo.
who did you show your dick to?
was it the penguins?
cause i'd totally understand the urge to do that

[lode]

so seeing as we're more than friends how many do i get?As many as I can get in the truck on one trip.

[indian~summer]

hmmmm you can fit more in if you chop them up :)

[lode]

We make a good team.

Would you have my back in a bar fight Jess?

[indian~summer]

absolutely

[lode]

You're the one for me.

[Allonym]

im someone...






















































who lusts after most of you :D

[indian~summer]

i love lust

[mitten_kitten]

My confession is that I don't like to tell people anything about myself.

[indian~summer]

awww kitten, surely you can tell me something though..hmmmm...?

[mamaKCita]

attractive people turn me stupid.

[lode]

attractive people turn me stupid.*nods*

[indian~summer]

i don't need attractive people to be stupid
i find lately i've been being really dumb
but it's fun

[mitten_kitten]

Ummm.....

I like to eat burnt microwave popcorn. I actually burn it on purpose.

[mamaKCita]

i like stale buttered popcorn. i'll pop some and leave it out overnight so that it'll go stale on purpose.

[indian~summer]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

[jerry420]

i once woke up to my hand raping me...that was actually fun...

i have tried heroin and i liked it...

and dont ever jerk off with a noose around your neck unless you have a spotter...

[indian~summer]

i've tried e, that had derivatives or some such thing from heroin
it was goooooooooooood
one of the best nights i've had

i've tried alot of fucking drugs actually
i am a drug abuser
fuck those people that just use drugs
i abuse them!

[Cate8]

I run away from everything I get too deep into

[hippie at heart]

i was sexually abused by my fathers, father when i was little. i dont have anything to do with my fathers brother or sister because of it.

[Mitok]

I got horny the first time I saw that "Doll in the Attic" thread...

[jerry420]

i just asked my girlfriend to marry me and she said yes:D

[Cate8]

WHAAAAAAAAAAT! Thats the fucking coolest thing ever! Aww. good on ya buddy

[Mitok]

Congrats, Jerry, but seeing as this is a confession thread...

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SHE EVER WILL!

[indian~summer]

yay jerry!! :D

[lode]

i just asked my girlfriend to marry me and she said yes:DCongrats!

[Aristartle]

I handed in part of an old essay mixed with pieces from an old test and passed it off as research for an assignment today.

I'm so tired of reading for school, personal leisure, staring at a computer screen at work and on here, that I think my eyes are going to fall out.

I really wish it was easy to cheat my way through university or something. Sleep my way through it, even.

[lode]

I touch myself at least once a day.

[fruit bat]

here, here, Spence. :D

ehhh... I cheated my (now ex) boyfriend with a guy I met at Bonnaroo, after about 4 or 5 hours of meeting him.... :rolleyes: The ex-boyfriend definitely does not know.

[indian~summer]

woah, when did i say, 'just pretend i'm a priest'? :D
that's funny, i totally don't remember that, but i guess it's something i'd say
i say alot of weird shit :D


i confess, i'm a big fucking girl and i text message inappropriate things when i'm drunk...but my spelling is usually immaculate..so alot of people don't realize i was drunk

[fitzy21]

you're drunk right now, arne't you?

[fruit bat]

haaaahah. I think you said it at the very beginning of this thread, actually.

I flirt with old men! Without even thinking about it! :D

[indian~summer]

it figures, it probably is in the beginning of this thread, i forget alot of stuff
except i'm really good at names and drink orders :)

and fitz, ya never know, you can never tell
my friends make fun of me by saying for me its just varying degrees of drunk, there is no sobriety

[fitzy21]

yea, people always thought i was smoking...people still think i get high...havne't smoked since early august...haha

[Neo-hippie]

Well I'm a stoner, i prefer a puff over a pint, i feel so out of place here... got room for a freak like me here?

[Allonym]

i have a hole in my panties

[fitzy21]

i like holy panties

[indian~summer]

Well I'm a stoner, i prefer a puff over a pint, i feel so out of place here... got room for a freak like me here?
no. get out. fucking freak.

[Aristartle]

I have a small clit. Does size matter?

[fitzy21]

no, size does not matter

well, to me it doesn't

[indian~summer]

he's lying, size does matter

[fitzy21]

yea, your pie shouldn't be too large

[indian~summer]

:puke:

[fitzy21]

no puking in the attic

[indian~summer]

fuck you it's my attic
:puke: @ fitz

[fitzy21]

i dont' want that...i want some pie
damnit!

[indian~summer]

:puke:

[fitzy21]

dont' make me backhand you

[indian~summer]

pffft

[fitzy21]

don't pfft me

[indian~summer]

pssshaw

[jerry420]

i confess,
im a love sick man, and there is no cure but my beautiful carrie being in my arms...:D

[fitzy21]

pssshawhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/moresmilies/talk2hand.gif

oh yea

punk

[indian~summer]

i confess,
im a love sick man, and there is no cure but my beautiful carrie being in my arms...:D
show off :mad:

[jerry420]

ok,
they dont call me "millimeter peter" for no reason...

[indian~summer]

i confess i haven't eaten anything...in a day....or two.....
:blush:

[Hyphy]

I sarged a bachelorette party with my mentor and, knowingly slept with the bride to be.

[Allonym]

i bought betty boop underwear today

[indian~summer]

I sarged a bachelorette party with my mentor and, knowingly slept with the bride to be.
oooooh snap! :D


kle, betty boop underwear would be cool!
i have super girl underwear, it says super girl on the ass in glitter :D

[Allonym]

oooooh snap! :D


kle, betty boop underwear would be cool!
i have super girl underwear, it says super girl on the ass in glitter :D
:D :X it matches my betty boop purse i got for my bday from my mom

[indian~summer]

cool, panties and purses should go together!! :D

[Hyphy]

In the 11th I smashed a 40 oz. bottle of OE over a Surenos head at a house party and helped my buddies rob the place.

[indian~summer]

In the 11th I smashed a 40 oz. bottle of OE over a Surenos head at a house party and helped my buddies rob the place.
who hasn't done that?

[indian~summer]

last summer i used my elbow to smash a window and broke into a high school
didn't cut myself or anything :H

i was too weak to knock over the vending machine though....fucking vending machines :mad:

[Hyphy]

shouldn't I be doing Hail Marys or something? I've done alooooooot of fucked up shit in my life time prepare for a flood.

[indian~summer]

just pretend i'm a priest

[Hyphy]

OK then, I lost my virginity to my friends sister when he went to Guitar Center to pick up Pro Tools and I busted a nutt on his bed sheets.

I pissed in someones drink in the 9th grade.

[indian~summer]

all things that are a normal process of teenage-hood
send me $20 my son and you shall be absolved of all sin

[Hyphy]

Bet I know where I can get a $20...

[indian~summer]

yeah.....


:)

[indian~summer]

i'm fucking depressed

i'm going to make pancakes

[lode]

I had a dream where I took Indian Summer in her bedroom. The pair of us were great lovers. It started out as wrestling, I think she came out on top.

[mamaKCita]

you were topping from below, eh? no one loses.

[mamaKCita]

dave has a girlfriend and i'm going to steal her from him.

[Penny]

I must confess I sometimes have naughty thoughts about the same sex

[mamaKCita]

me too.

[indian~summer]

i have to confess i never do...unless so overly intoxicated that i'm not even thinking

i'm incredibly straight

i don't know it's just the way i am....


lode of corse i'd come out on top, i'd beat your ass down

[fitzy21]

i have dirty thoughts about having a 3some with 2 friends - MMF

we joke about it at times...

[indian~summer]

mmf is the best threesome ever :D


yo, so i confess i broke so many fucking laws last night
like oh my god, you don't even know
like some major serious laws, and i could have died :D

[fitzy21]

serious laws huh? like what :D

[Theweirdone]

I used to vote Conservative all the time....

Please don't burn me at the stake. lol

[mamaKCita]

i still vote conservative on some stuff.

[Allonym]

mmf is the best threesome ever :D


yo, so i confess i broke so many fucking laws last night
like oh my god, you don't even know
like some major serious laws, and i could have died :D
ooooh like what?

i went out dancing last night adn drank a little too much and got lapdances from two of my girlfriends and had a fucking good time. i havent been out to a dance bar since the summer, its about fuckin time i went out again with my girls

[Hyphy]

I made a random woman squirt in tantra class and felt extremely uncomfortable.

[indian~summer]

stuff that involves a car :D

[mamaKCita]

yay!

[indian~summer]

oh man
oh man
oh man
:D

[Allonym]

stuff that involves a car :D
sex in a car, or stealing a car, or just driving like a stupid crazy person?
cmooooon sex in a car. sex is teh win

[Penny]

I had sex last night :D with a Spanish guy. And he took pictures of me NAKED MU HA HA HA and I posted them... *blushes a little*

[Arlandis]

so how do spanish guys compare to the guys from whatever country you're from? (I dont know where, sorry :()

[indian~summer]

i see one picture, but i have no password
nice tits laety


the car thing didn't really involve sex, just lots of reckless abandon
however....this week i....sort of... i'm starting to like cuddling :)

[indian~summer]

i wish i could cuddle right now

[Penny]

thanks!! lol and you don't need no password if you're a supporter 18+.. they're all in the Erotica forum :tongue: OK no more advertisement

We all wanna know what happened in that car.. exactly! :D

And.. cuddling? Are you having a new crush on somebody you've been cuddling with?

[Penny]

so how do spanish guys compare to the guys from whatever country you're from? (I dont know where, sorry :()
I'm from FRrance.. and it was good.. quite savage :)

[fitzy21]

sexy penny :)

very sexy

[Autentique]

Sat-Sunday I did way more drugs that I should have and broke my own promise of never doing coke again.

[Allonym]

iiiiiiiiiii confess






































that






























im on the verge of killing my roommate

no, really. bitch used almostm all my pads and im pms'ing like a motherfucker. and she stinks. literally. at least shes learned to always flush after a number two. no, im not kidding, there were a couples times where she didnt. ugh. thank god shes leaving tonight for like two weeks.

[indian~summer]

ewwwwwwwwww
thats fucking disgusting


Autentique don't regret doing what you did, just learn from it


i'll never tell laety!! :D

[fitzy21]

yea, thats pretty gross

[Autentique]

Autentique don't regret doing what you did, just learn from it

Thanks Jess :) I just regret it because the lesson has been repeated many many many times. I know we all make mistakes and that's how we learn, but c'mon!! I should find myself a new one :tongue:

[lakeoffire]

i must confess i enjoy good charlotte from time to time but only the young and the hopeless album

[indian~summer]

Thanks Jess :) I just regret it because the lesson has been repeated many many many times. I know we all make mistakes and that's how we learn, but c'mon!! I should find myself a new one :tongue:
i have so been there

i must confess i enjoy good charlotte from time to time but only the young and the hopeless album
that is so unforgivable

[mitten_kitten]

My name is not actually mitten_kitten.

[indian~summer]

My name is not actually mitten_kitten.
oh my god!!! seriously???!!!

:bigcry:

[Hyphy]

I did the Dual Induction successfully again! Then, I tried white tiger tantra on both of them and got a fucking cramp in my wrist/forearm :$ Long story short I guided them through it while watching Family Guy :X

[indian~summer]

i confess i've been listening to lil wyte and liking it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E09SgeaGlQk

[Arlandis]

i confess i've been listening to culture club on repeat and enjoying every second of Boy George's soothing voice :D

[Tree-Hugger]

I confess that I almost drove my car into a tree going 90 mph.

[indian~summer]

I confess that I almost drove my car into a tree going 90 mph.
that's cool that you didn't :)


i confess i smell like a fucking hippie, god damn good smelling nag champa incense :D

[Autentique]

I stole some incense in the dream I had last night.

[indian~summer]

thats sweet :D


i confess i'm not wearing a bra
down with bras!

[fitzy21]

I confess that I almost drove my car into a tree going 90 mph.yup, this is the reason why woman shouldn't be able to drive

[wastingthedawn]

that's cool that you didn't :)


i confess i smell like a fucking hippie, god damn good smelling nag champa incense :DI confess that I smell like a fucking hippy in a less appealing way then you are describing :P ...and sometimes just cover it up with potouli...

[Autentique]

I dont want to get dress!! :(

[wastingthedawn]

do you have to?

[Autentique]

hmm... yeah, they are picking me up soon and I'm still in my towel.

[wastingthedawn]

yes...I suppose that's a reason...

the towell look in the winter is a far over due fashion trend though.

[Autentique]

well I'm in Santo Domingo, it's sunny and warm. I have managed to put on a shirt though, but it's a whole process :tongue:

[indian~summer]

i hate having to get dressed after a shower
i love lounging for hours
like on monday i took a shower and then was rushed cause my friends were picking me up

[Hyphy]

My uncle supplies the Cannabis Club with weed and I know people(not friend friends more like associates) that buy from the club. I can get them a better deal, str8 from my uncle but, he gets more from the club so I keep quiet.

[indian~summer]

i got really fucking drunk last night
i'm thinking time to go back to bed
i apparently did stuff last night i don't even remember....

and i have grabby hands

[Autentique]

I had to look up the definition of grabby. I've learned a new word in English, you have done some good today :tongue:

[indian~summer]

sweet
i enjoy spreading knowledge

[redyelruc]

I went to a costume party last night and wanted to fuck every single one of my female friends. They all looked so damn hot.

[Allonym]

i got back from visiting my grandparents and my dad today. and i got mad xmas loot from them. i lurv my family (i mean, for more than just the loot, but hte loot sure dont hurt).
i also gained like 20 lbs in food while there. damn you grandma!
also, im on the rag and horny as fuck, thus my bf and i did some stuff but not all the stuff because goddammit i hate fucking on the rag. GRRRR i want sex

[mamaKCita]

me and dave have been having so much sex, i'm beginning to feel like a pail of warm water. my pelvic floor muscles are exhausted. kegels actually burn now. probably the only exercise i can be reliable about doing on a DAILY basis. FEEL THE BURN, BABY!!

[indian~summer]

hahaha ...oh man...that reminds me of something...:D
FEEL THE BURN BITCHES!
:D

oh god, my house is so full of anger today, and i'm having such a hard time not laughing in their faces :D
i am so fucking happy :D
i need sleep......

[indian~summer]

I went to a costume party last night and wanted to fuck every single one of my female friends. They all looked so damn hot.
well i assume cause you didn't mention the sex you didn't have any??
why??!!?!?!?!


if you ask me friends are much better naked next beside you in the bed than anywhere else :D

[Hyphy]

I ran the boyfriend destroyer on every lady I opened last night even when I wasn't attracted to them. Just for kicks and it worked every.. single... time!

[fitzy21]

boyfriend destroyer?

do i even want to know? haha

[mamaKCita]

i'm likely a huge twat, even on my meds. because i'd get annoyed by being worked. and yeah, i'm back on my meds. i ran out for about a week. it was ugly. and i'm going to start my period in a couple days. didn't stop dave from mounting me like a stallion on a brood mare. sheesh. i think he likes it when i get bitchy and fight. hmmmm. could be.

[mamaKCita]

dave went on a date last night with beth, and i'm annoyed because i need to meet her, read her, get to know her intentions. it really bothered her when i answered the phone.

[fitzy21]

taming a fighting lady - or attempting to - is a worthy cause for the man :X

:tongue:

[mamaKCita]

yeah, he hates bitchy women, but now i think he protests too much. i've gotten laid very well all week....

[fitzy21]

lucky you :)

[indian~summer]

heeheehee yay kc :D

i want to sleep, and i'm almost tempted to miss the show tonight
but i so won't
but i'm so tired

i burned my arm making scalloped potatoes in the oven, it fucking hurts :(

i am the hugest procrastinator
like i'm supposed to make a hemp necklace for a friend for christmas, and i keep putting it off..tonights the last night i'm gonna see him before christmas
dude i'm gonna end up giving him just a piece of hemp string :/

to be honest it's not the necklace that's important, it's the bead..which isn't really a bead more so a glass pipe :D

[Hyphy]

boyfriend destroyer?

do i even want to know? hahaIt's just a pattern/game that I've mastered. It re-frames the womans boyfriend/significant other. Yes, I am a prick. But I'm fun.

[indian~summer]

you should go on keys to the vip
it's filmed in toronto bars though
hilarious show

[Hyphy]

I'd love to tear it up on that show. Toronto is a "hot" area though. There are ALOT of PUAs in Toronto. Hell, the King of PUAs is from Toronto.
http://www.venusianarts.com/vh1/mystery_2004-05_47.jpg
Big footsteps to follow in but, i'm game :)

[Allonym]

It's just a pattern/game that I've mastered. It re-frames the womans boyfriend/significant other. Yes, I am a prick. But I'm fun.
the whatsit now? i feel confused

ive been uber bitchy lately >.> goddam christmas time and hormones. and tomorrow we have to go out of town to see my bfs family (small town about 20min away), then i work. then xmas eve were headed to my moms friends house for a get together (mellow at least), xmas morning with my mom and her bf and my bf, then were out to that hickville again for xmas day and maybe overnighting, i work boxing day til the sunday 5-11 every goddam day which sucks hairy balls because i have to catch the bus at 430 which means i eat supper at fucking 4pm just so im not starving to death at work. i dont wanna work 30 hours a week during my damn holidays!
im gonna change my hours of availability for work next time im in, book off wed nights, be done early sun and tues nights (morning class), and make sure they know i only want like 2-3 shifts per week (preferably 4+ hours per shift, not the dinky annoying 3 hour shifts)

[redyelruc]

well i assume cause you didn't mention the sex you didn't have any??
why??!!?!?!?!


if you ask me friends are much better naked next beside you in the bed than anywhere else :D
Yeah, your assumption was right. As for why, I guess it's because I didn't try it on with anybody. They are my really good friends and I would like it to stay that way.

Unfortunately, whenever I sleep with somebody, it usually ends up in one of two situations.

a. They end up hating my guts and trying to kill me( as has happened to date with 3 different girls)
b. They end up falling head over heels in love with me and I have to let them down(get rid of them).

This is why I try to keep sex out of all of my good friendships. But damn, those girls were all so fine the other night.:drool:

[indian~summer]

that sucks redyelruc but good on ya :)

hyphy, who is that?? he looks hot
i love gothic looking boys

that sucks kle, much love hunnnie hope things get less stressed for you :)

oh man, i'm so freaking in love with life right now :D
i dislike christmas, but man i love my friends, and boys i love boys :D

[Hyphy]

that sucks redyelruc but good on ya :)

hyphy, who is that?? he looks hot
i love gothic looking boys

that sucks kle, much love hunnnie hope things get less stressed for you :)

oh man, i'm so freaking in love with life right now :D
i dislike christmas, but man i love my friends, and boys i love boys :DThe king of the seduction community and my teacher, Toronto's own, Mystery.

[indian~summer]

hmmm....hmmm....hmmmm.......mmmm
:D
this is where i'd stroke my "beard"

[Autentique]

I just thought I'd share
I really like touching my boobs and the more I touch them the more I like them haha, I seem to do it a lot when Im in front of the computer for some strange reason.

[indian~summer]

ha i do that too, all the fucking time when i don't wear a bra :D


so i confess i am extremely sore, my whole body is beat sore...guess why and you win a prize :D

[fitzy21]

someone unwrapped you as a christmas present? :D

[Hyphy]

I play chess

[fitzy21]

i play chess too :D

well, i did...i was on my HS chess team :D
1st 4 year member :D

[redyelruc]

so i confess i am extremely sore, my whole body is beat sore...guess why and you win a prize :D
Well, let me guess.

You fell asleep(unconscious) on the loo at about 10pm on Christmas night. Your sister saw you and tied your shoelaces together. After sleeping for 9 hours, you woke up, feeling very stiff and sore, saw that the door was open and your next door neighbout(the spotty kid renowned for mastubation) was standing, staring and drooling.
In a desperate lunge for the door, you tripped and broke your nose on his Dr. Marten boots.
After which, you attacked your sister, who replied with the brand new hockey stick Santa brought her.

Am I right?

I play chess
Me too.

[indian~summer]

i don't have a sister

[Allonym]

i dont play chess
i dont have a sister
i did spend 5 hours at the hospital yesterday morning. after i got home (noon), i was only awake for maybe 3 hours at the most between noon at 10:30pm, by which time i went to bed til 1030am the next day
fuck i love sleep and hate the flu

[Hyphy]

i play chess too :D

well, i did...i was on my HS chess team :D
1st 4 year member :Dchess is a great, cerebral game. I actually use it to help fight off last minute resistence when I'm trying to sleep with a brawd. great tool. also fun when you're high!

[mamaKCita]

i must confess, i'm going to be really happy when you start using your big ol' brain for something other than working the brawds. we're not really worth THAT MUCH TIME.

[Hyphy]

i must confess, i'm going to be really happy when you start using your big ol' brain for something other than working the brawds. we're not really worth THAT MUCH TIME.women are worth all my time. well, not all of it. gotta eat.

[indian~summer]

i should move to LA

[mamaKCita]

women are worth all my time. well, not all of it. gotta eat.
eating is good. i dunno, seems to me you could do a world of good, you seem wasted.

[Hyphy]

eating is good. i dunno, seems to me you could do a world of good, you seem wasted.Thanks for the vote of confidence. It's just a passion of mine. Don't worry though, I let the Venusian Arts enrich my life, not define it.

[mamaKCita]

alright, man. it's just that i really like you. women seem so easy and simple to me. i love them, too. LOVE THEM. :stunned: i hope it's a phase, though. you've got some serious brightness going on. i hate to think it's too narrowly applied. but if this is just something you're enjoying and know it for what it is, that's fucking cool. go make some ladies feel beautiful. as a whole, we kinda need it.

[Hyphy]

alright, man. it's just that i really like you. women seem so easy and simple to me. i love them, too. LOVE THEM. :stunned: i hope it's a phase, though. you've got some serious brightness going on. i hate to think it's too narrowly applied. but if this is just something you're enjoying and know it for what it is, that's fucking cool. go make some ladies feel beautiful. as a whole, we kinda need it.It's wierd. Actually, getting good and becoming a master is just a phase but, I'll never go back to regular social interaction, attraction or seduction. It's like seeing the matrix. Seriously. Like I said, it's wierd.

[mamaKCita]

i hear you. totally.

[indian~summer]

i'm "psycho"
and "sour"
thats what i was told last night :(
i hate people cause they're mean

[Allonym]

i'm "psycho"
and "sour"
thats what i was told last night :(
i hate people cause they're mean
i hate that im doing absolutely nothing tonight new years-ish
grr

[Hyphy]

I teared up new years when I found out a dog I was extremely close to was still alive and kicking at 15 years old.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i'm most likely gonna end up in hell. enough said...

[indian~summer]

i spent a fair amount of new years crying as well
but not cause of a dog

[redyelruc]

Confession.

Last night, I had my first dream that involved a RT member. I dreamt about Hyphy. Fucking weird. He was trying to persuade me, by text message, of all the reasons why I should go on a murderous rampage before I committed suicide.

Fucking weird.!

[mamaKCita]

better to do than be done unto, i guess.

i've been having a lot of dreams about forumers.

[indian~summer]

hahaha i like that dream :D

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i forgot that i was wearing a tampon... for like.. the entire day... god damn.. talk about getting some sort of an infection.. lol

i jsut took it out a while ago..

thats deep.

you people are my homies, i tell you everything!!!

[Allonym]

im currently only wearing panties and a necklace and my glasses

[indian~summer]

i'm so horny, i'm tempted to call a boy i know i should not call
so i'm not gonna call him

but god damn, i want some rough sex, i'm such a good girl, i control myself :)

[Arlandis]

i must confess
i like daft punk
I like Daft Punk too!

Well, Discovery at least. Their other two albums are kinda average aside from one or two tracks.

[redyelruc]

but god damn, i want some rough sex, i'm such a good girl, i control myself :)
Jesus!
If I had the money, I'd be sending you a plane ticket to Thailand now. I so need to meet a girl with those exact sentiments.

[mamaKCita]

i'm so horny, i'm tempted to call a boy i know i should not call
so i'm not gonna call him

but god damn, i want some rough sex, i'm such a good girl, i control myself :)
me and dave had a fantastic wrestling match in the shower the other day. i've been telling people my bruises and rugburns are from playing with the kids. i've got this rugburn on my knee that looks like it needs a skin graft, and i think i may have chipped the bone in my arm. but it was GOOD. he's got some marks, too. lol. his coworker saw one and said "CHRIST! what did you do? put it in the wrong hole?!!" *chuckles*

is that the kind of rough sex you're talking about?

[indian~summer]

i'm so glad i didn't call him
oh man am i glad :D

but yes kc, that's pretty much what i'm talking about :D

[Allonym]

rough sex is hella fun
i think im getting/have a yeast infectino, so no rough sex for me tonight 'less i make him wear a condom and that aint happenin

[mamaKCita]

i'm so glad i didn't call him
oh man am i glad :D

but yes kc, that's pretty much what i'm talking about :D
we've been having a bit of a sexual renaissance. i've been tryin to get him to get rough for years. now he is and i can't get enough.

[indian~summer]

that sounds pretty wicked kc

i haven't been getting anything lately, and i'm really starting to hate this lonely bullshit

[mamaKCita]

lonely sucks.

[indian~summer]

i just did something stupid
i didn't mean to, i just did it because i wanted to feel good
i don't but that's mainly cause i feel nothing

i'm going to go sleep forever

i wonder how many times i can listen to this song before i get tired of it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsgssfjqA0k&NR=1

[fitzy21]

I'm sunburnt and finding ladies down here in florida has come up far short :(

[Cate8]

arent alot of oldies in florida? :D

[Hyphy]

I ordered beauty products today.

[Arlandis]

I ordered beauty products today.For yourself or someone else?

[green faerie]

my confession is...

...i haven't gotten any in 6 months. not even a kiss.

but i plan to make up for it at some point. my next boyfriend is going to be one lucky bastard.

[Hyphy]

For yourself or someone else?Myself. Wow, just typing that makes me feel like a fruit cup.

[indian~summer]

i like fruit cup :)

it takes all kinds of fruit to make a fruit cup :)

[Hyphy]

Kiwis strawberries and bannanas!

[Arlandis]

Myself. Wow, just typing that makes me feel like a fruit cup.
Hey well a guys gotta keep up his appearence

Nothing fruity, cup or otherwise about it :P

[redyelruc]

I was so drunk this morning i could hardly stand. But I still rode my motorcycle 15kms home.

Not very funny, and embarassingly stupid. I'm pretty lucky I guess.

[Neo-hippie]

I know it's fuckin frowned upon these days, but I'm so happy!! (There i said it!)

It's all in the music baby! you can be too!

[zilla939]

i enjoy canned sardines, don't hate me!

[mamaKCita]

me too. and canned anchovies.

[indian~summer]

I know it's fuckin frowned upon these days, but I'm so happy!! (There i said it!)

It's all in the music baby! you can be too!
fuck your happy!!!

i've been listening to tool, but i'm not finding the happiness in this music

[indian~summer]

actually i lie, i love tool and i'm totally finding happiness in this music :D

[Neo-hippie]

I visited a friend of mine this morning and he (we) blasted Metal all morning, that afternoon I met another friend of mine at our regular coffeeshop where we chilled to top of the line Reggae DUB...

THAT was finding happiness right there, the fact that, in between those things, IT"S ALL POSSIBLE, within music!

It's Cold and Hot
It's Loud and Quiet
It's Plus and Minus
It's Yin and Yang
It's Sublime and Crap
It's Canada and USA
It's Nepal and India
etc...
making any sense here?:)

[zilla939]

kipper snacks, anyone?

but seriously, music makes me so happy, i'm afraid to tell anyone.
they can't take it away from me...

[indian~summer]

take it away from you?
do you live in communist china?

hey tristan, i do kinda know what you're saying, we are having DJs at my bar on fridays, all sorts of new and different DJs playing reggae and DUB and D&B and it should be good
last week, was kinda crappy tho, seeing as there was fucking no one there, for the longest time

[zilla939]

people have tried to cut off my ears in the past.

[Allonym]

confession: for some weird reason, seeing stills of peopel smoking where their mouth is still full of smoke grosses me out hardcore. like, makes my stomach upset gross. and i have no idea why, its just bizarre

[indian~summer]

i think french tokes, not only do they get you higher, they look sexy
but i think smoking is sexy, like i want a long cigarette holder so bad
casablanca and breakfast at tiffany's and reefer madness :D
hahaha
i love old movies they make me want to smoke :D

[Hyphy]

I failed my experiment by pressing my luck like a dumb ass. My will power is weak and I need to work on it.

[zilla939]

sorry for offending you allonym, i appreciate the honesty.

i still think it's sexy.

the godfather makes me want a 10 foot cigarette.

[Aristartle]

I fart on my boyfriend.

He hates it, but I think it's hilarious! Hahaha.

[redyelruc]

I fart on my boyfriend.

He hates it, but I think it's hilarious! Hahaha.
You should post that in that thread in the men's forums.:)

[indian~summer]

i confess that i am super pissed off
and i'm trying sooooo fucking hard not to show it
it goes against my nature to internalize my feelings, i tell someone usually
but tonight i'm trying very hard to keep it to myself
at least that way people have fun
and it worked everyone had a blast, but now i'm still so fucking angry, so i'm telling the internet world

i'm so fucking angry, i just want to cry

no one cares

eh whatever, tomorrow and all that jazz


*smiles*

fake it till you make it :)

[redyelruc]

What are you so pissed off about?

[indian~summer]

nothing, nevermind
:)
*smiles*

i'm super
:)

[redyelruc]

nothing, nevermind
:)
*smiles*

i'm super
:)
The alcohol must be working.:)

[Unknown American]

nothing, nevermind
:)
*smiles*

i'm super
:)
You call that a Confession?:)

[Allonym]

i confess that i am super pissed off
and i'm trying sooooo fucking hard not to show it
it goes against my nature to internalize my feelings, i tell someone usually
but tonight i'm trying very hard to keep it to myself
at least that way people have fun
and it worked everyone had a blast, but now i'm still so fucking angry, so i'm telling the internet world

i'm so fucking angry, i just want to cry

no one cares

eh whatever, tomorrow and all that jazz


*smiles*

fake it till you make it :)
*hugs* i care! lets to beat somethign up, like pillows or the wall or that punk on the street or something
violence is always the answer

[indian~summer]

if i beat up a punk on the street it may end in sex
so i like that idea :D

the anger i had last night was pointless and i'm over it


i confess i'm in love with lsd, it's changing my mindset and making me a much happier person

[mamaKCita]

oh god. the last guy i hung out with on acid kept doing his tai chi with a wooden sword, trying to get into bed with me and wouldn't leave his gun cabinet alone. and he said i was the sexiest writhing pile of intestines he'd ever seen. *sigh* the one before then kept trying to crawl up through the vent above his stove to get away from the toilet monster. he was very twitchy after that. so...be careful.

[indian~summer]

hahahahahaha :D

[indian~summer]

i'd totally do tai chi with a wooden sword! :D

[emelia]

and he said i was the sexiest writhing pile of intestines he'd ever seen. *sigh* the one before then kept trying to crawl up through the vent above his stove to get away from the toilet monster. he was very twitchy after that.OMG that's hilarious!! Mind if I quote that in my sig?? If you let me I'll give u an imaginary cookie :D

[mamaKCita]

OMG that's hilarious!! Mind if I quote that in my sig?? If you let me I'll give u an imaginary cookie :D
people are always welcome to quote me in their sigs. i'm very vain. even if it's quoting something incredibly stupid i said.