Give the poster above you an award!

[Mui]

Sense there is no one above me i cant give anyone an award... :(

[cherryiceangel]

I give you the "long signature" award....

[crummyrummy]

I give you the pet hippo award for valor under humid and uncomfortible conditions .

[John221]

I present you with the award for giving downright weird awards whilst simultaniously sporting an avatar featuring an overflowing can of a brand of beer featured in a popular American cartoon series.

[mynameiskc]

i give you the "who the fuck are you?" award. ;)

[lakeoffire]

I give you the awesome attitude award

[mynameiskc]

i give you the remarkable grasp of the obvious award.

[FreakyJoeMan]

Award fer best Jesus.

[FunkyPhreshMama]

joeman gets the award for sexyest dreads!

[missfontella]

I give you the "best smelling breath" award

[mynameiskc]

i give you the "now that's some funny shit" award.

[missfontella]

I give you the "Coolest White Girl Award"



I'd take you to the club with me.....and THATS saying alot

[maryjaneguitargurl]

I give you the player award lol


peace
chickens

[TerminalMadness]

I give you the player award lol


peace
chickens
I give you the most "appealing melancholy sig pic" award

[Earthy Mama]

I give you "the funniest signature quotes" award.

[gointocalifornia]

earthy mama...u totally get the best baby award. my goodness your child is beautiful! as are you :)


peace and love

[Lucifer Sam]

gointocalifornia, you get the "cutest, most innocent looking face award"! Congratulations! ;)

[cherryiceangel]

gointocalifornia, you get the "cutest, most innocent looking face award"! Congratulations! ;)
You get the "I hate Cherryiceangel" award.

[dhs]

you get the most likely to torment a mentally disturbed person and not care award.

[Lucifer Sam]

dhs, you get the "You just made me crack up award"! You deserve it, too.


And yeah, cherryiceangel, it's now common knowledge that I think you're a bitch.

[cherryiceangel]

you get the most likely to torment a mentally disturbed person and not care award.
YES! I always wanted an award for that...I have absolutly earned it!

*dances*

[cherryiceangel]

dhs, you get the "You just made me crack up award"! You deserve it, too.


And yeah, cherryiceangel, it's now common knowledge that I think you're a bitch.
DUH, that'd be why you got the award.

[dhs]

YES! I always wanted an award for that...I have absolutly earned it!

*dances*

please this thread is concerning giving awards to others, not gloating in your own achievements. though somehow I imagine gloating in yourself is your favorite pastime.

[Lucifer Sam]

dhs now gets the "Made Me Crack Up Twice In a Row Award"!



please this thread is concerning giving awards to others, not gloating in your own achievements. though somehow I imagine gloating in yourself is your favorite pastime.
OoOoOoO, burned! :)

[gointocalifornia]

hmm..well ur really smart...unless of course all of your knowledge is sciolism...but im gonna go ahead and give u the "best musical taste" award.

[cherryiceangel]

please this thread is concerning giving awards to others, not gloating in your own achievements. though somehow I imagine gloating in yourself is your favorite pastime.
It's one of them...how'd you know?

[Lucifer Sam]

hmm..well ur really smart...unless of course all of your knowledge is sciolism...but im gonna go ahead and give u the "best musical taste" award.
Haha, you're awesome. :D

[know1nozme]

hmm..well ur really smart...unless of course all of your knowledge is sciolism...but im gonna go ahead and give u the "best musical taste" award.
You are officially awarded the "Love in her eyes" award. You may now wear a flower in your hair.

[Bloody_Kisses]

you win the 'looks best in a straight jacket' award

[Juggalo4ever]

You get the Diahrea inducing face award

[maryjaneguitargurl]

u get the biggest pimp award


peace
chickens

[avacado_salesman]

You get the "makes me want to be a better man " award

[mynameiskc]

you get the "i wonder what his guacamole tastes like" award.

[avacado_salesman]

I will go with the obvious and give you the " Most Ravishing eyes, smile and cheek bone structure" award.

[Bug_Man]

I present to you the "Best Butt Snugglers Award"!


For those of you that may be unfamiliar with this award, it surpasses the prestigious "Ass Kissers Award" that was previously given out.

[avacado_salesman]

you get the "Manliest Bug" award

[cynical_otter]

you get the "fattiest fruit" award.

[Bug_Man]

You get the other variation of that award: "The Fattest Fruit Award"

[cynical_otter]

That was really mean.

and because I am petty.

You get the "smallest penis even for a bug" award.

[Bug_Man]

That was just plain dumb. And in recognition of your strides toward stupidness, I present to you the "Dumbass Award Awarder" award.

[cynical_otter]

And you get the ol' "Takes one to know one" stupidity award.

[Fleassy]

and you get the "harry potter type sig pic" award! wooo go you!!

[lyla]

you get the eternal bubble award!

[Bug_Man]

^ and you get the "Most blowjobs distributed in one night" award.

[Bug_Man]

^ Gets honorable mention in that same category.

[RoBoWaLkEr]

^ Gets the "Cool in my book" award. =)

[FreakyJoeMan]

You get the biggest Pimp this side of Niagra Falls award.

[TheLittleOne]

You get the most out of control dreads award
Congratulations:)

[mynameiskc]

you get the "funniest film clip signature" award. that shit's just FUNNY.

[avacado_salesman]

you get the Femalest new mexican award.

[Orsino2]

Yet get the Best Avacado Salesman of the year award...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[MattInVegas]

THIS Award goes to...... For Touching my life.

Thanks, and Bottle of DOM to you!

[Orsino2]

THIS Award goes to...... For Touching my life.

Thanks, and Bottle of DOM to you!(hahaha... I thought you said "Gor touching my wife" at first.)

[loveflower]

i present you george with this award for being the strong "few day old" baby i've ever seen

[lakeoffire]

i present you with the happy go lucky award

[loveflower]

i present you with the sexiest silk shirt hairy chest combo ive seen for quite a time

[psyche]

i give you the inquisitive mind award. anyone who likes to go to libaries and musems is alright in my opinion.

[mynameiskc]

i give you the sexiest stoner photography award.

[retrofishie]

I give you the "WOW" award for the huge number of your posts. when i grow up i hope have as many posts as you!!! lol

[avacado_salesman]

I give you the too cool for words award. I am too cool to explain why.

[sleepy_ashes]

is cool as an avacado...




...salesman



...award

[Lucifer Sam]

I give you the Feldman look alike award.

[seamonster66]

I give the above poster "the award for outstanding acheivment in the field of excellence"

[Lucifer Sam]

I give seamonster "The Kicks Bacchus In The Balls Award." You owned him, you know?

I give the above poster "the award for outstanding acheivment in the field of excellence"
Haha, that award fucking rocks! Thanks, man. :)

[Flutterby]

you are the recepient of the most awesome one and only lucifer sam award.



sorry i couldn't think of anything more creative, I tried really hard too!

[sprout]

Flutterby! I hearby present to you "The getting the hell outta Vermont" award because I too could not think of anything else.


:rolleyes:

[avacado_salesman]

you get the banana hammock award.

[Fleassy]

Flutterby! I hearby present to you "The getting the hell outta Vermont" award because I too could not think of anything else.


:rolleyes:
im going to give you the "DUDE COOL DREADS!" award ...unorigional i know but to be honest who cares ... THERE DREADS!!!


((((im still in that "i love dreads" phase......... it started when i was 9 :S)))

[avacado_salesman]

gets the most beautifully painted breasts award.

[roly]

the most witty posts award....u make me laugh :D

[avacado_salesman]

you, my dear, get the "Avacado_Salesman likes you award of excellance"

hopefully the engraver will know how to spell excelance. I dont.

[mynameiskc]

i give you the "best speller in the spelling bee" award.

[avacado_salesman]

KC gets the "best of the most middlest " award.

[HippyFreek2004]

^Gets the "Most resembles E. Munch's "The Scream" award"

[lakeoffire]

the pretty cool thought in signature award

[kilted2000]

The freaky stare award

[HippyFreek2004]

Kilted recieved the "Most in touch with his feminine side" award for wearing a plaid skirt!

[avacado_salesman]

Kilted recieved the "Most in touch with his feminine side" award for wearing a plaid skirt!
gets the weirdest underpants award

[HippyFreek2004]

gets the weirdest underpants award
what underpants?

Avacado gets the "best door-to-door comedy act" award

[mynameiskc]

get's the easiest access award.

[louray]

attention whore lol thats funny

[crummyrummy]

gets the "off topic" award

[lynsey]

crummyyummy you get the guy who makes me smile about 2.3 times a day aawards

[avacado_salesman]

Lynsey gets the "Never flushes a hotel room toilet " award.

[Willy_Wonka_27]

avacado_salesman gets the wishes he was as hott as me award

[crummyrummy]

Willy gets the " Wishes he was as hot as the smile on his foot" award.

[lynsey]

crummy yummy gets the witty random thinker award

[HippyFreek2004]

lynsey gets the "addicted to crummy rummy" award.


Holly

[Fleassy]

starfly gets the "an incredibly helpfull lady" award :) cos she is :D:D:D

[Fleassy]

hehe *blush* and i give you the "you old flatterer" award (minus the old of course :p)

[sleepy_ashes]

"avatar is eating my eyeballs alive" award.

[retrofishie]

most impossible award!

[HippyFreek2004]

The "not talented but stubborn" award for excellence in both the fields of stubbornness and talent!


Holly

[Strawberry_Fields_Fo]

The "not talented but stubborn" award for excellence in both the fields of stubbornness and talent!


Holly
You get the Truman State University award for being a student at Truman State University! Congratulations, you can die happy!

[Strawberry_Fields_Fo]

gets the 'poster I'd most like to run thru barefoot' award
Hmmm....I like the double meaning ;)

Gets the "Coolest Parent Award" because your recent post in the parenting forum made me laugh :D

[Fleassy]

I got a kid without having sex-makes me like the virgin mary or something...

SFF gets the 'reads posts very quickly after theyre posted' award
you get the "coolest person who i always thought was a girl at first but turned out not to be" award :p

[loveflower]

you get the youngest most energized guy in this forum award

[avacado_salesman]

gets the thumb in the bum award.

[Strawberry_Fields_Fo]

Gets the "Favorite Amish Person" award.

[crummyrummy]

Gets The Golden Gate Park Lounger Award of Recreational Excellance.

[Butters]

Gets the 'Doesn't-Move-A-Muscle-As-The-Dead-Come-Home' award

[crummyrummy]

Gets The rubber check award.

[Nathan11]

Gets the Duff beer avatar award.

[crummyrummy]

gets the wears pants award.

[crashandburn]

gets the wears pants award.
handed the "can't spell your occupation" award. hehe technition, wait, i could be wrong though . . . excuse me

[crummyrummy]

yeah I knew aboot that but never bothered to fix it.


crashandburn gets the studious researcher award.

[retrofishie]

yeah I knew aboot that but never bothered to fix it.


crashandburn gets the studious researcher award.
Gets the yummiest crumm award

[Nathan11]

And you my friend, get's the too much free time award.

[Nathan11]

Being the coolest pig I know. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif
:)

[mynameiskc]

gets the all-around chill guy award.

[Diomedes]

Poster of the Year.

[crummyrummy]

sloppiest lay award.

[psyche]

i bestow upon you the very prestegious crummiest rummy award

[avacado_salesman]

sexiest Minor award....

[psyche]

heh, i'm legal age of consent in canada. and i'll be 18 in 7 months, shh...

[retrofishie]

the most popular award

[avacado_salesman]

most intense cinnamon flavor award.

[mystical_shroom]

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif avacado gets the best legs award...

[Butters]

"The most fun to torment wocdude with" award. lol :p

[mystical_shroom]

haha YAY ME!!! :D http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif

hehe Butters gets the creative story award...very very creative...and I will even lamenate it and frame it..hehe...

[Lucifer Sam]

Kayla gets the "Best Helmet Award"! :D

[Butters]

haha YAY ME!!! :D http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif

hehe Butters gets the creative story award...very very creative...and I will even lamenate it and frame it..hehe...
Haha, awesome. Glad to see someone appreciates my work! :p

Lucifer Sam gets the "all around awesome guy" award. Because he is, he is Super-Derek!

[4_Leaf_Clover]

Lucifer Sam receives the prestigious award for:
"Most signiatures depicting bands from way before you were born" ;)




Butters gets the similarly prestigious "smiley face" award: :)

[Butters]

You get the "luckiest screenname" award!

[avacado_salesman]

butters gets the "tastes better than margerine" award.

[triangle_soul]

avacado dude gets the award for being "the most green member"

[sprout]

Being the most Green member is better than having the most green member.

Am I right?

[triangle_soul]

i hear that

[avacado_salesman]

has the most green member award.

[retrofishie]

the best salesman of avacodos award of the year

[triangle_soul]

i guess i dont' get one. not fair.

[olhippie54]

Triangle_Soul gets my award for the best sexy, pouty lips.

[retrofishie]

to triangle: you my dear goes the every coveted "look at me" award :p

[triangle_soul]

oh well, thank you people

[avacado_salesman]

I gave you the most green member award......I guess you can have the not paying attention award too.

[ryupower]

I give you the best avacado sales man award! Everybody loves avacados!

[DancerAnnie]

I give ryupower the "Loves Cuddly Creatures" Award

[FreakyJoeMan]

I give you the "Official Boobie Club Member" Award

[avacado_salesman]

reddest base award.

[brokenwingz425]

best avacado salesman

[avacado_salesman]

flashiest mirror award.

[novarys]

sales the most avacados from scaryville award

[avacado_salesman]

the never had sex in a dumpster award.

[novarys]

the never had sex in a dumpster award.
never sucked on all 10 of his toes at once award

[brokenwingz425]

the never had sex w/ me award

[novarys]

the never had sex w/ me award
doesn't like fake mashed potatoes award

[Epiphany]

My baby daddy award

[Applespark]

novarys (http://www.hipforums.com/forums/member.php?u=7681) vbmenu_register
Member

http://www.hipforums.com/images/avatars/peaceearring.bmp (http://www.hipforums.com/forums/member.php?u=7681) I was going to give you the hottest girl in ohio award butt then he posted so I'll have to give him the award....

[avacado_salesman]

Epiphany gets the needs a new boyfriend award.

[novarys]

novarys (http://www.hipforums.com/forums/member.php?u=7681) vbmenu_register
Member

http://www.hipforums.com/images/avatars/peaceearring.bmp (http://www.hipforums.com/forums/member.php?u=7681) I was going to give you the hottest girl in ohio award butt then he posted so I'll have to give him the award....

awwww.....well then i give you the " was gonna give me an award but didn't" award....your the best at that!!!! :p

[avacado_salesman]

gets the Joey Lawrence school of acting lifetime acheivement award.

[ryupower]

I give ryupower the "Loves Cuddly Creatures" Awardlol, how'd you know...*thinks*no duh I'm a vegetarian!!!*thinking process stops*.....thanks ! lol

[avacado_salesman]

gets the fruit on his avatars head award.

[mynameiskc]

gets the captain obvious award.

[Applespark]

gets a good mamma award

[triangle_soul]

applespark gets one for being "the most sparky apple"

[hiddendoor]

triangle soul gets one for her pout

[Lucifer Sam]

hiddendoor get's the "Psychedelic God Award." Congratulations! :)

[mystical_shroom]

Derek get's the bestest everest award, and for giving me a wonderful idea, and also he understands the slowness of my brain :D...hehe

[Lucifer Sam]

he understands the slowness of my brain :D...hehe
Slowness? I thought that was "cleverness." ;)

[Applespark]

Lucifer Sam Gets an award for being a good pirate who's actualy missing an eye. Cuz you can't be a pirate if you have all your parts!

[FreakyJoeMan]

Applespark gets the "Shiney Happy Person" award.

[Applespark]

freakyjoeman gets an award for having a good handle on that nice long guitar and cuz yu got some shweet dreds

[Applespark]

:D Did you know I made that avatar? (Thank you!)

[lover/young_peace]

Sparkly-est apple award! ;)

[Applespark]

needs to spark out of an apple award

[lover/young_peace]

Confused me award! :)

[Applespark]

here's some pot smoke it out of an apple award lol

[DrRobert]

I give you the ..."What the hell is the blue thing on your avatar award?"


sorry had to do it...lol

[Applespark]

Maybe the doc can give me something to remedy my blueness? I give you a huge afro award.

[avacado_salesman]

gets the sacramento bee award.

[Nathan11]

Get's the 35 year old Amish award!

gets the all-around chill guy award.
Thanks, babe.
You're the greatest!

[avacado_salesman]

gets the eyeballs in the hands award.

[Applespark]

Gets an award for knwoing that the sacramento bee is my newspaper ( I don't buy the newspaper) But makes me wonder if you are rally from scarryville or if you are really from Sacramento! HA

[avacado_salesman]

Gets the picked the wrong team and has made me depressed so that I will only sell rotten avacados for three days award.

[novarys]

Gets the picked the wrong team and has made me depressed so that I will only sell rotten avacados for three days award.
gets the "selling rotten avacadoes for three days" award:p

[avacado_salesman]

i want to brand you a traitor too, but......I am depressed about the team you sided with. you are not a traitor.


you get the stupid team choice award.

[mystical_shroom]

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif gets the best ass award, an ass that I would not mind slapping :D

[Paul Morphy]

Blackie gets the pathetic loser award

[mystical_shroom]

Gets the 'sig pic that freaks me out everytime' award
hehe do you want me to make you a giant sized poster of it :D you can hang it above your bed...hehe

Gets the "I don't wear pull-ups anymore" award...

yeah, its dumb but its early and thats all I had at the time ;)

[mystical_shroom]

Blackie gets the pathetic loser award
I think you have him beat by a long shot...

[avacado_salesman]

gets the long shooter award

[Applespark]

The only reason I chose was so I could tackle psyche as I wrote...If there is no tackling then We can work out a trade deal since I have no idea what the team is about and what we are going for lol. I give you a depressed team member award

[avacado_salesman]

gets the cookie monster award

[Applespark]

gets the Emmy Award for television excellence, of course-LOL

hahahaha

[lover/young_peace]

Big Pink Bubble award?

[avacado_salesman]

guy with the ugliest bandana award.

[avacado_salesman]

the most frilly wedding dress award winner.

[Fleassy]

"person ive noticed most on the forums lately yet never spoken to properly.... and still strikes me as a woman:p"

[Fleassy]

'thinking of Blackie in a teddy' award

Blackie gets the "beastiality" award

[FreakyJoeMan]

Fleassy gets the "Best Indestructible Bubble" award

[Applespark]

freakyjoeman get teh popped my bubble award

[avacado_salesman]

gets the " French Revolution Re-enactment Society, Bastille division" award.

[mystical_shroom]

Avacado get's the best nipple pincher award http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif

[avacado_salesman]

blackie gets the whitey award

[avacado_salesman]

gets a piece of blackies heart award.

[lover/young_peace]

gets a piece of amish ass award

[lorelai_g87]

blackie gets the "most understanding person" award

[avacado_salesman]

you get the "Dusty bottle/Clean Lable " award.

[avacado_salesman]

hey, we will have none of that.

[mynameiskc]

gets the screaching brakes award.

[FreakyJoeMan]

Gets the "Jus Plain Awsome" award

[lorelai_g87]

chris you get the "coolest hair" award

[mynameiskc]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to FreakyJoeMan again"

gets the cutest pink bikini award.

[lover/young_peace]

kickin ass award ;)

[avacado_salesman]

Polka Dot Sex award.

[daisymae]

Gets the "learned to tie his shoes.........finally" award.

[avacado_salesman]

Gets the "insomniac" award.

[lover/young_peace]

"Gives the best awards" award

[avacado_salesman]

Gets the Loves Oliver award.

[lover/young_peace]

gets the "FUCKIN A I DO LOVE ME GUITAR!"

award.

[avacado_salesman]

also recieves the " Most Likely to trip over a chair on the way to answer the door" award.

[lover/young_peace]

gets the "knows me too well award"

[avacado_salesman]

Gets the coveted " wears them socks with the toes on em and all them stripes award for excellence in medium of internet poker".

[Epiphany]

most likely to be found dead of a heart attack while handcuffed to the bed, in a very compromising position award

[avacado_salesman]

most likely to have the keys in her purse award.

[Applespark]

Most likely to have a sex change award

[sleepy_ashes]

"Most likely to give me a sex change" award....

[avacado_salesman]

least likely to have sex award.

[RetroGroove_Grrl]

Most-likely-to-sell-avacados-Award

[RetroGroove_Grrl]

Most-likely-to-be-a-cat-award :P

Well thats what I always think of when I see the name :)

[lorelai_g87]

"most likely to be a model" award

[avacado_salesman]

least likely to give blood on arbor day award recipient.

[RetroGroove_Grrl]

most likely to get another award from RetroGroove_Grrl :)

[lorelai_g87]

most original sig

[RetroGroove_Grrl]

most cute and innocent face

[sonik]

most dangerous forumite

[RetroGroove_Grrl]

Most confusing post award


wtf?:p

[sonik]

heheh

most pictures of themself in their signature :p

[RetroGroove_Grrl]

Strangest cartoon sig I have ever seen award

good point, maybe I should cut down?

[JoneeEarthquake]

Grooviest Aussie award

[FoxeyLady]

You get the funniest sig pic award

[avacado_salesman]

most likely to get mustard everywhere award.

[Lozi]

the most likely to jack off to the image of somebodies foot.....mwahahahahahha. i've done my research mwahahahahaha.(unless i've got the complete wrong end of the stick)



don't worry, i am safe...sometimes. when i'm happy mostly, which is never at the moment.

[avacado_salesman]

I voted no, silly person.

Gets the faulty research award.

[Applespark]

Lozi= Most likely to be lost in the forums someplace and be saved by team A award...where she gets another waward for joining team A and winning with us and getting another award for winning!Woohooooooooooo

[avacado_salesman]

gets the oblivious to poster above her award.

[Applespark]

Gets the makes a better window then a door award

[Lozi]

applespark gets the fabulous award for having an edible sigpic.....well i think it's edible....

[avacado_salesman]

gets the wants to eat applesparks sig award.

[Down_In_It]

Most fuddy-dest poster! :D

[mynameiskc]

gets the "no dishpan hands" award

[avacado_salesman]

gets the ham sammich no mayo award.

[redsmurfettehead]

get's the "scarriest amish man known to mankind" award

[lover/young_peace]

Gets the coveted " wears them socks with the toes on em and all them stripes award for excellence in medium of internet poker".
my god... you discovered my sock fetish!

I am scared of you now... you know too much :D

[mynameiskc]

gets the easily frightened award.

[avacado_salesman]

gets the "gets off her ass and takes care of Business" award

[know1nozme]

Gets the Dr. Who "I have no clue just how old I am" award.

[RetroGroove_Grrl]

the wisdom award

[Sound Stew]

The "come-to-my-bedroom-look"award (Pic 3 of the sig)