So you wake up with a penis on each hand instead of a thumb...

[crummyrummy]

.....what do you do...WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[indian~summer]

go straight down to the porno auditions

[crummyrummy]

I am thinking a 3 way sword fight

[evil i 13]

go straight down to the porno auditions after standing naked in front of the mirror giving myself a double thumbs up for about 30 minutes. Then again I might become like the syskell, ebert and roeper of porn movie reviews.

[PriceCheck]

I would measure them and then add two inches before posting about it on the internet.

[Smelly Socks]

Probably pick up my old childhood habit of thumb sucking.

[green faerie]

are the thumb penises soft or erect? or do they just get hard when you're aroused?

[crummyrummy]

how many flacid penises have you had in your hands?

[BrideOfLibertine]

Throw my toys away and give myself two thumbs up daily!!!! ;)

[green faerie]

how many flacid penises have you had in your hands?
idk.....haven't kept track. they all eventually got hard though.

[Moon_Unit]

carry on life as normal always being known as "dick hands"

[GLENGLEN]

Hey .....This Means Iv'e Got Three Dicks To Protect Now (lucky me) ,So I Guess I'd Phone My Nearest Condom Manufacturer And Negotiate A "Bulk Buy" Discount Price........Hey!!......Then As They Say "Get Down And Dirty"With All Three Of Them.


Yeh!!. Sure!!!

We All Have Our Dreams ???...........Cheers Glen.

[farmout]

hit the highway and see what happens while hitchhiking......:-)

[crummyrummy]

become a masseur

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I'd be Siskel and Ebert and Therese Aline'd get "Two Thumbs Up."

[crummyrummy]

Star in Edward Penisthumbs.

[farmout]

ask the ole girly friend if she'd consider suckin on my penis thumbs.......:-)

[Rock Hard]

Concentrate on clicking my fingers all day.

[crummyrummy]

try not to slam them in the car door

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Or under the toilet seat...

[Rock Hard]

Don't scratch my bum or pick my nose.

[PriceCheck]

Wave at minivans.

[Rock Hard]

Go to Price Check's house and let her know that I have 3 penis' to accomodate her 3.....

[PriceCheck]

Give Rock Hard a series of disturbing wet willies.

[Rock Hard]

Do "Hand Puppetry of the Penis"

[crummyrummy]

See if I could convince Stan Lee to make a comic book based upon me.

[farmout]

try to survive three instantaneous orgasms at once......:-)

[Love Fest1969]

become a pioneer for people with the same condition

[farmout]

have a contest and see which one can pee the furthest......:-)

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Add a chapter to the Kama Sutra

[farmout]

Have lots of trouble playin the ole upright bass.......:-)

[stonedmonkiwana]

I would wear gloves, FOREVER!!!

[farmout]

would be mortified when a three way erection happened in a large crowd.....:-)

[crummyrummy]

write my name three at a time in the snow.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I would wear gloves, FOREVER!!!

Yeah. Right.

[lakeoffire]

i would masterbate with both hands and get three times the pleasure

[farmout]

I'd go nuts tryin to twist up a doob......:-)

[FlyingBurritoBro]

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[FlyingBurritoBro]

i would masterbate with both hands and get three times the pleasure
You're God damn right you would

[lakeoffire]

You're God damn right you would
damn straight lol

[sm0key42o8]

find a kinky lil chick

[PriceCheck]

Put on a charity finger puppet show at the local orphanage.

[crummyrummy]

Hmmm, would I still lick my thumb to turn the page on a book?

[farmout]

go to every political rally and shake hands with the politicians just to see their reactions.................:-)

[crummyrummy]

I would put a santa hat on em

[bandbeyondescription]

draw faces on them and make them my new best friends:)

[crummyrummy]

put little tuxedos on them and do a you tube puppet show with em.

[GLENGLEN]

For Many Years Now.....My Close Friends.....Not So Close Friends.....Casual Passers By.....Enemies.....etc etc ...........Have Described Me As A "DICKHEAD"...............But Now Suddenly I Find Myself With The Original Dick Mother Nature Provided Me With..........One On Each Hand Where My Thumbs Once Were.......And Another Rather Large One On My Shoulders.............So Fellow Forum Members ,This Poses The Perplexing Question.............By What Name Are All Of The Assorted Bunch Of Scumbags At The Start Of This Post, Going To Call Me Now..?????????????



Yours.....With Twice As Many Dicks As He Has Hands..............(whooose a lucky boy then).???

Glen.

[farmout]

(how about Pecker Neck)....:-)

Try a new version of Thumb Wrasslin......:-)

[Frater Matthew]

idk... i wonder if a warm apple pie feels differnt with three peniss in it?

[thinkfloyd07]

Ask Someone If They Want To Thumb Wrestle

[crummyrummy]

Stalk puppeteers

[Boogabaah]

never ever have to sit to pee again

[Idunno~do.you?]

hahaha... how big are these... umm... hand penises ???

lololol

[Xzei]

immdeiatly think of new pickup lines
like
Hey... i have three penises

[Idunno~do.you?]

hahahaha... ooorrrr...you could say.

have you ever had a penis in every hole at the same time ?
lololol

[Rock Hard]

Hitch hike around "Pornoland"

[Idunno~do.you?]

i didnt know porno land exsisted.

YAY!!!!!!!!!
lololololololol

[Rock Hard]

I didn't know you could actually have a penis as a thumb...but there ya go!

Pick my nose and eat it!

[MollyBoston]

Change my opinion about fisting

[crummyrummy]

I would become a librarian.

[farmout]

try a new version of twiddling the ole thumbs.....:-)

[gesone]

I'd become the freakiest actor in the porn industry.

[crummyrummy]

I would run for Mayor of New York.

[BBAD]

I would run for Mayor of san Fransisco....(better chances of winning)

[Rasputain1]

Become a dj and see what happens

[farmout]

:)play duelin banjers.....:-)

[BBAD]

Go become a dentist with one hell of a sense of humour

[farmout]

major to be a proctologist with a minor in gyne:)cology.....:-)

[BBAD]

Be :DDR Farmouts new :DGynecology :DApprentice:D

[farmout]

make a presidential run for the oral office....:-0

[BBAD]

look for two more girlfriends

[farmout]

join the travelin circus.....:-)

[BBAD]

Hide from society........in a log cabin up on a hill

[farmout]

stick one in each ear and blow real hard on the lower one....:-0

[BBAD]

hit the clubs

[farmout]

take three girls out for a cruz on your nice camo colored tractor then ask for a favor....:-)

[BBAD]

become a master Thumbtacker

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

show it to penis-less handed people.

[BBAD]

cruise the seedy part of town

[farmout]

join the penis puppetiers from Austrailia and become famous...:-)

[BBAD]

move next door to Monica Lewinsky

[farmout]

star in a porno flick....:-)

[BBAD]

circumsize them:eek::eek:

[DerrtyJake]

stare at them

[BBAD]

get a job testing condoms

[farmout]

ask someone if they would consider a three way....:-0

[Burnt]

Now if you were to get aroused while shaking a womans hand would that be considered sexual harassment.

[BBAD]

Id be twiddling my thumbs all day

[crummyrummy]

scratch my ass alot

[Dallas14]

i'd challenge people to thumb wars and see how many accept.