Give the person above you a backhanded compliment.

[PriceCheck]

Say something to the poster above you that seems like a compliment but is actually an insult. I am confident that you guys will excel at this regardless of your past performance.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

She's incredibly good at finding her way home in the morning.

[crummyrummy]

Finds the ground, every time.

[PriceCheck]

Hey I love your outfit, I used to dress that way when I was twelve.

[Duck]

that one was pretty good, to come from you

[PriceCheck]

I love reading your posts, Duck. It's nice to hear from someone who's not trying to sound smart.

[Duck]

you have good taste in threads to copy =D
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=265168&page=1&pp=10

[crummyrummy]

you have the prettiest moles on your face.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

That's the best looking jailhouse tattoo I've ever seen.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

If you had a little more hair you'd be really attractive...

[crummyrummy]

I bet you were hot 35 years ago.

[crummyrummy]

I bet your family really loves you when you are travelling

[crummyrummy]

Pregnancy makes your skin look radiant.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I remember when that was in fashion.

[crummyrummy]

I bet you are your mom and dad's second or third all time favorite mistake

[FlyingBurritoBro]

That's the smartest thing I 've ever heard you say.

[crummyrummy]

I see you got bronze at the special olympics, congrats.

[PriceCheck]

^I like how you still feel comfortable posting here.


you have good taste in threads to copy =D
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=265168&page=1&pp=10Oh. Oops.

[hailtothekingbaby]

Your grandpa told me you are a good kisser.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

But you look so smart.

[PriceCheck]

You smell better than usual.

[crummyrummy]

Man, I bet all them hiphop fella's dig yer ass.

[ametisti]

your hair looks nice, did you brush it?

[NightRose]

i liked this post. almost as much as your other ones.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Nice eyebrow

[PriceCheck]

You look like an athletic sort...golf, perhaps, or bowling.

[crummyrummy]

dont worry, the fat look is sweeping Paris.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Your kids are so... energetic.

[crummyrummy]

I bet the mail man is very proud of you.

[ametisti]

yea, but your his favorite

[stinkfoot]

I'm sooooo jealous of your mustache.

[ametisti]

it's not as impressive as your ear and back hair. so shiny and healthy looking.

[PriceCheck]

You're such a cute little boy.

[hailtothekingbaby]

You're doing a great job hiding your heroin addiction from your family and superiors!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

If you had that hump fixed, it'd change YOU... and you're perfect, just like you are.

[crummyrummy]

no, you are more of a metrosexual....

[stinkfoot]

I've never seen anyone match your effort in trying to help a fourth grader with his homework.

[crummyrummy]

Hey, who cares if yer testicles are small, lookit yer biceps....

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I love your jokes. Kinda.

[Naoki_ninja]

i am moderatley impressed at best with your humor.

[stinkfoot]

You wear the unibrow well.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

You could get better. In a year or two. I mean, with therapy...

[PriceCheck]

Hey that's funny! Where'd you hear it?

[stinkfoot]

Hey that's funny! Where'd you hear it?
That is a lovely dress you're wearing... it shows your exceptional taste and style and hides your weight quite well.

[hailtothekingbaby]

You have the biggest cock that has ever penetrated my nostril.

[ametisti]

i love what you've done with you eyebrow

[stinkfoot]

You have such an enchanting...

odor.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

That was really funny the first time.

[PriceCheck]

I like what you've done with your hair...it almost looks real!

[streetkid]

youve still got 10 years till 40!

[Mitok]

I'm sure you're very happy with whoever settled for you.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

When the sunlight hits your face just right you're really quite beautiful.

[PriceCheck]

You're quite good at your job, I'm pleasantly surprised.

[crummyrummy]

Congradulations,Your mama says you are great in the sack.
And she hardly says that about anyone she's related to.

[PriceCheck]

You're kind of cute in a James Woods sort of way.

[Mitok]

You looked so pretty in the house of distorted mirrors!

[ametisti]

i'm impressed that you are comfortable enough to pierce your third nipple.

[ametisti]

your mouth gives the best moisturizer. not to mention the massage. WOO HOO!!

[Whatevs]

Oh good job *sarcastic clap*

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Hand me that knife and you can hold my beer.

[Whatevs]

You lookin pretty sexy tonight;) wanna grab my junk?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Awww, shucks. :& Hey, that suit is you.

[crummyrummy]

hey, if they gave out aluminum medals, youd be the most decorated special olympian ever!!!!!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

All that and Prozac too...

[PriceCheck]

I love your cologne, it reminds me of my grandfather.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Your singing gives me goosebumps

[crummyrummy]

You look a lot like the king of pop.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

You favor my Algebra teacher, in looks and mannerism.

[treehuggerT]

It's good to see that algebra isn't just for smart people anymore.

[crummyrummy]

I applaud yor efforts to legally marry a potted plant.

[crummyrummy]

its amazing how much you've accomplished with such a low IQ.

[Moon_Unit]

your shoes are really nice...do they come in mens sizes

[lostboundaries]

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I'm picking up what you're laying down.

[lostboundaries]

im laying down shit and your scooping it up

[PriceCheck]

Don't pay attention to all those people who don't like you. The majority is usually wrong.

[Rock Hard]

I had a shirt like that once, it didn't suit me either

[lostboundaries]

man with a head as hard as a rock and as thick to

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I like your style. Is that Kmart?

[lostboundaries]

no its walmart but yours is nice did your sister pass that down to you

[lostboundaries]

no its walmart but yours is nice did your sister pass that down to you

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Must've been on sale...

[indian~summer]

aside from your breath, you speak fairly well....

[lostboundaries]

that was so lame i cried from laughing to hard

[Mitok]

Those pants really make your fat thighs look almost normal.

[lostboundaries]

Your Just Mad Cause I Have Cool Pants And You Wear Your Sisters Pants

[indian~summer]

i don't think you know the meaning of a back hand compliment

[lostboundaries]

i think your a freaking idiot

[PriceCheck]

Aw, you got half of the concept right, that's pretty good for someone like you.

[Rock Hard]

Don't underestimate yourself, let me do that!

[lostboundaries]

underestimate this poooooooooop!! haha your quicker than the other non smart people.... gah that one sucks to oh well...

[Rock Hard]

People said that you like dick sandwiches, but I stuck up for you and told them that you don't eat bread!

[lostboundaries]

its shit sandwiches gah haha you cant tell the different between shit and your own dick

[Rock Hard]

its shit sandwiches gah haha you cant tell the different between shit and your own dick
What do you prefer Shit or Dick sandwiches....you tool!

[Mitok]

Wow, I'm impressed that you can use big words like "prefer"!

[Rock Hard]

Well done Mitok, thanks for getting back on the subject. Its good to see your easily impressed!

[lostboundaries]

thanks for the name did your mom come up with that for you

[PriceCheck]

I bet you're really good at cleaning your ears.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

You remind me of my stepmother

[Therese Aline]

The people who make Tums are rich because of you

[FlyingBurritoBro]

The people who make condoms are busy because of you... :)

[Therese Aline]

Yeah, but they're always sold out when I go for them because of you. :)

[Mitok]

I got plenty.

[ShadowShifta]

but that's because you never get a chance to use them

[Mitok]

It's fun how these guys attempt to make back-handed compliments. Thanks for the entertainment!

[ShadowShifta]

you're pretty attractive...for a pig

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Pigs need love. Players fuck up.

[GLENGLEN]

Thanks For The Offer To Shout Us A Nice Intimate Romantic Dinner Tonight My Dear........Suprise......Suprise!!!!!....... Mc Donalds (drive through)!!!!.....What A Thoughtful Gesture Indeed.


Yours Sarcastically......Glen.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

You're the rustic type? The outback suits you.

[Love Fest1969]

thats cute my five year old cousin said the same joke.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I remember when I had MY first beer...

[PriceCheck]

When you're upside down your feet look younger.

[bandbeyondescription]

thats a nice ass u have

[crummyrummy]

you look familiar, I think I did your mom at a dead show in 1991.

[PriceCheck]

With a post count like that you must be very dedicated to wasting time.

[Love Fest1969]

when its dark enough you're actually very beautiful

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I thought I saw you the other day. You were headed into the adult book store.

[crummyrummy]

man, the hair on your ass bounces so beautifully when you run away.......

[Love Fest1969]

you truly are one of a kind i hope i never see another person like you

[PriceCheck]

I can hardly see the lipo scars under all those rolls.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Cool outfit. But then you've always had a thing for Barbarella, haven't you?

[Mitok]

That's a great mustache! Did you get it at the pet store?

[stinkfoot]

I really admire all the effort you put into trying to look presentable.

[Love Fest1969]

You and my cousin have the same handwriting he's in the second grade.

[PriceCheck]

Yer prettier than a pig's hiney and twice as smart!

[crummyrummy]

Your boobs are just fine, who says bigguns are better?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Can I just give him a backhand? He's had enough compliments.

[stinkfoot]

You certainly are a fantastic... well, give me a minute... I'm sure there's something.

[PriceCheck]

I like how you couldn't think of anything but posted anyway.

[Love Fest1969]

you're a great drunk

[Rock Hard]

You have a great looking ass...I like the fat mushy look.

[PriceCheck]

If you weren't so stupid you'd be a really great catch.

[floydianslip6]

You look really nice today, like a hooker.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I've seen that dance before... was it Steve Martin in The Jerk?

[crummyrummy]

You remind me of somebody famous, Michael Jackson I think. Put on this mask so I can make sure.

[floydianslip6]

Weekend At Bernie's!!!

[PriceCheck]

That would have been a really good answer to a different question.

[GLENGLEN]

You Really Have Excellent Taste In Wine My Dear.......But Don't You Think That Putting A "Price Limit" Of Five Dollars A Bottle.........May Be Just A Tad Restrictive.......???????



Yours..In Appreciation Of The Occasional Fine Glass...........(or ten)..


Glen.

[marbchic]

nice haircut, buddy. it takes the attention off of your face.

[stinkfoot]

You have that lovely radiant glow about you... when are you due?

[crummyrummy]

Not many straight men feel confident enough to wear capri cants.

[stinkfoot]

Hey- you're one hell of a nice guy... looks aren't everything.

[Love Fest1969]

You have a really nice smile too bad thats the only good thing about you.

[crummyrummy]

Your eyes are so pretty when you smile, I almost dont notice the way rest of you looks.

[Love Fest1969]

I really like your shoes do they come in normal sizes?

[PriceCheck]

Those pants don't make your butt look any bigger than it always does.

[Love Fest1969]

it doesn't matter what you do with your hair you'll still look the same.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I'm certain that smell was here before you came. So it can't be you.

[PriceCheck]

That bloodshot look really brings out the blue in your eyes.

[Love Fest1969]

You really make me feel intelligent especially when you talk.

[PriceCheck]

I imagine you have a busy social life with those looks. A lot of girls need someone to make them feel pretty.

[Love Fest1969]

I really want to say that you're an attractive, interesting, and intelligent person but I just can't bring myself to do it.

[PriceCheck]

You bring me great joy, when you leave.

[E-Rocc]

you have a really nice house, you greedy bitch!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

That's the nicest combover I've ever seen. It makes you look thinner.

[PriceCheck]

You look great in hats, it's like you have a normal sized forehead.

[Love Fest1969]

I love your outfit guess Walmart had a sale this week.

[PriceCheck]

You look great too, less butchy.

[nakedtreehugger]

oh price check, i love your ass in those pants... i didn't know hotpants came in size 200

[gesone]

I commend you for hugging trees, but naked?! Ewww....

[FlyingBurritoBro]

It only makes me wish I were a tree. Isn't Nicaragua a little far for someone like you to be traveling to?

[farmout]

Its always such an enjoyable treat when you come to visit the farm. But damn, even better when you leave when I mention cleanin out the barn stalls......:-)

[redyelruc]

you've probably been told this before, but you look good...............for your age.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

You certainly make an impression upon those you meet.

[Luketrials]

Hey your exetremly good looking, anyone told you you look just like my nan?