The "Did You Know..." Thread...

[foreverseeking]

To start off gently...

Did you know pigs can fly?

[crummyrummy]

nope.
Did you know the more you learn, the more you earn?

[themnax]

nope. did you know they DO serve pork on some airlines?

=^^=
.../\...

[bird_migration]

nope. did you know they DO serve pork on some airlines?

=^^=
.../\...
Yes. Did you know you can not lick your own neck?

[crummyrummy]

speak for yourself.

Did you know bird may not lick my neck?

[bird_migration]

speak for yourself.

Did you know bird may not lick my neck?
Speak for yourself.

Did you know love and hate both have the same number of letters?

[crummyrummy]

nope. I speak Gaelic primarily, and in Gaelic, that is not true.


Did you know there is no tooth fairy?

[lovelorned]

There is a tooth fairy! I seen her.

Did you know that there is an ear growin on your back?

[samluvsthebeatles]

no...because there is not. however i do have an extra nipple...but not on my back. Then again maybe there is because that would help explain why my back is so ticklish...

did you know the proper english way of saying that is I SAW her?

[crummyrummy]

yep.

Did you know that a big scary spider is hiding, just waiting to jump out and say "boo" to you?

[crummyrummy]

Did you know, the site froze up on me and I accidentally posted the same post twice?

[lovelorned]

YES! OMG, that happened already..

Did you know..that you didn't know??

[dollydagger]

get outta town!!


Did you know that the standard time on a cd is approximately 74 minutes long because that is the length of Beethoven's 9th Symphony? Im not lying!

[mystery girl]

wow...didn't know that...

did you know that the amount of horsepower in one cylinder of a top fuel dragster in nhra is equal to the total amout of horsepower that a stock car engine (in nascar) puts out?

[crummyrummy]

Dogs are mentioned 14 times in the Bible, and lions 55 times, but domestic cats are not mentioned at all.

[dollydagger]

that Tchaikovsky was a homosexual?

[Nicksteckler10]

yep.

Did you know that a big scary spider is hiding, just waiting to jump out and say "boo" to you?
Did you know that I covered that big scary spiders hole up with toothpaste?

:D

[ametisti]

well, isn't that nice of you.

did you know that i have a myspace page?

[GLENGLEN]

Did You Know.......That I'm A Spunky....Young....Goodlooking......Intelligent... ...Witty......Well Hung......Musclebound......Good In Bed......Most Desireable......Hunk Of A Guy.???????


No..??????...Suprise..... Neither Did I !!!!!!

Up To My Eyeballs In Bulls**t As Usual,

Cheers Glen.

[stonedmonkiwana]

No I did not know that!

Did you know that in some cultures it is totally acceptable to eat dogs?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I had NO IDEA! I've got 4, let's get to cooking!

Did you know that some places have public toilets...well, in public. They pee and poop in front of everyone, right there in the street with barely a curtain to conceal them.

[stonedmonkiwana]

^^ :lol:

No I didn't know that...that's disgusting.. Good thing there isn't any of those around here.

Did you know that Santa Claus isn't real?

[crummyrummy]

no. LIAR!!!!!!!!!


Did you know vegetable oil is more expensive per gallon than gasoline?

[stonedmonkiwana]

I did not know that...

Did you know that the moon IS NOT made of cheese?

[crummyrummy]

I didnt know, but I did believe.

Did you know that maryjauna is a dangerous drug corrupting our youth?

[stonedmonkiwana]

I don't believe it!! It can't be!!!

Did you know that love kept Captain and Tenille together?

[crummyrummy]

nope.


Did you know Jack Tripper wasnt really gay?

[stonedmonkiwana]

I did not know that... heh, I guess you learn something new everyday :)

Did you know that fried oreos are bad for you?

[crummyrummy]

nope. Well yeah, but I am in Denial.

Did you know in January I am planning to eat a Beer Battered Deep Fried Bacon Cheeseburger?

[stonedmonkiwana]

No I did not know that... but it sounds very delicious :)

Did you know that there are communists in China?

[crummyrummy]

Yes, and they shoot at college students.



Did you know that knowing is half the battle?

[bandbeyondescription]

cats really dont shit or piss they shiss

[crummyrummy]

I thought that was birds, I seen a cat do both.

Did you know Jerry Garcia used drugs once or twice during his lifetime.

[stonedmonkiwana]

Really?

Did you know that it is almost nighttime where I live?

[Mr. Melty]

GASP!

did you know that x-mas specials still air even if they're series do not :(

[stonedmonkiwana]

I did know that! :)

Did you know that my horse is pregnant?

[GLENGLEN]

Did You Know That George Bush Is The Least Inteligent President ,The U.S.A Has Ever Elected...??



No Surprises There.........


Glen.

[stonedmonkiwana]

Really? That is news to me :P

Did you know that 1+1 = 2?

[GLENGLEN]

Did You Know That 1 On 1 Sometimes Results In Three...?



Glen.

EDIT EDIT.....DID YOU KNOW THAT GLEN CAN SOMETIMES BE FORGETFUL.....

[stonedmonkiwana]

Yes I did.. but where is your "Did You Know" question?

[GLENGLEN]

O.K.....stonedmon.........Caught Me Out With That One..........But No Matter How Hard I Stare At The Screen..I Just Can't Spot Your "Did You Know ".........Clever Little Thing Must Be Hiding.............They Do That Sometimes......


Glen.

Did You Know That Michael Jackson Considers Himself A Regular...Everyday. ..Normal... Guy..???

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I can't even fathom that. Proof that "fucked up" is a state of mind.


Did you know that in Asia consuming the penis of any endangered predator is rumored to give you a better erection?

[stonedmonkiwana]

O.K.....stonedmon.........Caught Me Out With That One..........But No Matter How Hard I Stare At The Screen..I Just Can't Spot Your "Did You Know ".........Clever Little Thing Must Be Hiding.............They Do That Sometimes......It's called being polite.. Know of it? I was going to give you a chance to put something. But if you would have rather I put something.. then how about.. :)

Did you know that Glen forgot to put a "Did You Know" in his response, but later went back and put one?

ohh and I did not know that BurritoBro

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I actually had that pointed out to me in a prior post.

Did you know that one of my labs is in heat?

[indian~summer]

no, but that sounds like loads of fun

did you know that parallel universes exist?

[stonedmonkiwana]

I did know that!!!

Did you know that my male German Shepherd, Heinrich, is sexually mature?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Stay away. She's just a baby. :)

Did you know that I'm recently divorced?

[stonedmonkiwana]

Hehe :)
No I did not know that you were recently divorced, sorry to hear.

Did you know that I just found my duck call.. which I had lost ages ago?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

No i didn't. I wondered where all the ducks had gone.

Did you know that if you add up all the different words in KC and the Sunshine Band's lyric list, it comes to exactly 16?

[stonedmonkiwana]

No I did not know that!

Did you know that there are 365 different languages in Indonesia?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I had no idea! One for every day of the year.

Did you know that Ernest Hemingway had pet cats in Key West that inbred so much they developed 6 toes? There are still 6 toed cats running loose in Key West to this day, as well as a hell of a lot of men with limp wrists.

[GLENGLEN]

Yes I Did....I Have Always Admired An Ambidextrious Pussy With A Limp Paw........



Did You Know...That Today Is Xmas Eve Down Here In OZ........And That I Am So Excited .....Waiting For Santa To Come Down My Chimney......So I Can Mug The Silly Old Fart.....And "Pawn" His Sack Of Pressies....And Buy Lots More Wine For The Holidays......


Yours..In The "True Spirit" Of Xmas....

Glen.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I had a sneaking suspicion...

Did you know that it's less expensive to build a house than to restore a house?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Did you know this thread had fallen by the way?

[Love Fest1969]

Yes I did.


Did you know I was thinking about saving it?

[marbchic]

no, but it's a good idea.

did you know your forearm is the same length as your foot?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Damned if it ain't!

Did you know that the vagina is a self-cleaning organ? Now, I did not say SELF-CLEANING OVEN, so don't accuse me of that.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Did you know this is the second time I've bumped this thread?

[GLENGLEN]

.......(yaaaawwn..yes i did..yaaaawwn)......


Did You Know.. If You Place A Rat Trap Over The Snooze Button Of Your Alarm Clock...It Will Prevent You From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep.......



Yours...In The Interest Of A More Productive Workforce....

Glen.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Humph. Well, I'd not thought of it, but it makes perfect sense. Negative reenforcement is a powerful learning tool. Remember the ruler across the knucks in grade school. Caning in SE asian countries. Electric shock therapy.

Did you know I wear a size 10 workboot?

[GLENGLEN]

No......But A Little Voice Inside My Head....Is Whispering To Me.....If I Do Not Respect ......A Gentleman With Such Influence And Power As " Mr Burritos "Has On This Forum...............Then Sure As Nite Follows Day....I'm Gunner Have A Painfull Encounter With That Very Same Boot!!!!!!!!


Did You Know....The Best Way To Avoid Parking Tickets....Is To Leave Your Wipers On "Fast Wipe" Whenever You Leave Your Car Illegally Parked.....


Cheers Glen.

[lunarflowermaiden]

No, I did not that.

Did you know ravens bury the remains of their food when they are full, and that they secretly watch when other ravens are burying their food?

Now, if you excuse me I have some illegal parking to do :H.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Wow! I had no idea! Ravens are facinating!

Did you know I pee in pools?

[lunarflowermaiden]

I had a suspicion you do.

Did you know I ate potatoes today?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

My God! So did I! Mine where whipped. Yours?

And did YOU know... the only way to drink good bourbon is neat, or maybe with an ice cube or two if no spring water is available.

[GLENGLEN]

Did You Know....The Best Way To Buy Your Bourbon When It's Not On A "Two For One Offer"........Is To Place One Bottle In Your Shopping Trolley.....And The Second In Your Coat Pocket....




Yours.....With Another Hint For The *Thrifty Drinker*.....

Glen.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Fucking Jesus! What a great idea!

Did you know shoplifting will get your HANDS CUT OFF in many Muslim countries? 'Round here though, only a few months in prison. Just long enough to get ass-raped in the shower and tattooed into the Arian Nation.

[GLENGLEN]

O.K.....You Made Your Point......(carefully places 2nd bottle back on the shelf)......


Did You Know.....That By Putting Just The Right Amount Of Gin In Your Goldfish's Bowl.....He Will Swim In A Figure 8 Pattern ..Both Verticaly.. And Horizontally.. Instead Of His Normal Boring Circular One.....



Yours......Promoting...Responsible Pet Ownership..

Glen.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I had no idea. Tried it and it works, just as you said.

Did you know there's been a big drop in posts lately? Do you think people think we're boring?

[GLENGLEN]

...Yes...I Had Noticed That *Disturbing* Trend.....Could Be Due To ........(1)..Members On Their Annual Holidays.....Or (and i think more likely)......(2)..Hip Forums Is Attracting A More.....Discerning.....Better Educated.....More Upmarket...Type Of Member.....Who Are Determined To..*Raise The Bar*.......I Personally Am Offended By This... "Cerebral Assault". ....And See It As A Challenge To All Of Us ****Base Level Posters****.....To Retain Our Existing Standard.......Or, To Pull Together As A Team......And Lower The "Editorial Content"....To Even " Greater Depths"......!!!! (bloody near impossible i think)...



Yours.....Trying To Preserve, A Pristine Example Of **Modern Day Literature** For The Next Generation's * Edification *.....(oxford dictionary definition )>>>>>**mental or moral improvement**...???????

Glen.


DID YOU KNOW.....If You Have A Collection Of "Odds and Sods"....And Decide To Oneday Have A Cleanout..........Always Keep One "Odd" And One "Sod"....To Breed From ...Should You Wish To Start Another Collection In The Future.....

[Xzei]

i had no idea

did you know the square root of pi is 1.7724?

[Idunno~do.you?]

my calculator tells me that pie is 3.14 blah blah blah blah.


did you know that its unhealthy to hold your urine for 2 hours, but i've been doing it anyways....

[GLENGLEN]

..That..Would Explain.......The "Yellowish" Tinge In Your Eyeballs...And The "Sloshing" Sound When You Walk.....


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know....There Is No Need To Waste Money Buying Expensive ..Powerful Binoculars .......Just Stand Closer To The Object You Wish To View...

[Idunno~do.you?]

did you know that its raining cats and dogs right now ?

lol

[GLENGLEN]

Thats Not The Sound Of Rain.......More Likely The Sound Of All That "Urine".....Running Down Your Legs...



Yours........Having Just Noticed A Puddle Forming Under His Puuuter..(damn you idunny o)...

Glen.

Did You Know.."IDunnyO"..Has A** Bladder Control Issue**......And Has To Wear Incontinence Pads...24/7..???

[Idunno~do.you?]

i dont have a bladder problem, and i dont wear diapers.

hahahaha.... i pee'd like a long as time ago.
i wasnt going to hold it forever. XD

Did you know that Glen likes to eat shoes, while watching his neighbor have sex with a cat.
hahahahah..... eww... lol

[GLENGLEN]

Hey.."Sunshine"..Ill Have You Know...I Splashed Those Boots With A Liberal Coating Of Good Old Tomato Sauce....Before I "Tucked Into Them"...Yummy......Oh And By The Way....That Cat You Spoke About......Was One ***Hot Piece Of Pussy***..Meeeoooowwwww..



Yours......Anticipating..A Visit....Any Minute Now....From A "Cat Protection Society" Inspector.......

Glen.


DID YOU KNOW......If You Are An Olympian...Or Competitive Athlete....The Best Way To Disguise The Fact Yourv'e Taken Steriods.........Is By Running A Bit Slower.....

[Xzei]

i didnt know but i mightof guessed

did you know 50% of people who work at McDonalds refuse to eat there?

[TattoedAquarian]

No - Interesting but not very surpising...

Did you know that 'antidisestablishmentarism' is the longest word in the english language?

[Xzei]

yeah i learned it in third grade :)

did you know 42.0% of statistics are made up on the spot?

[GLENGLEN]

WoW...Never Would Have Guessed..


Did You Know...An Empty Cigar Tube Filled With Angry Wasps...Makes An Inexpensive Vibrator.....



Yours.......Trying To Give Your Sexlife A "Cheap Buzzzzzz"...

Glen.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Hadn't even thought of that. Did you know that Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is amazingly good beer?

[GLENGLEN]

No I Didn,t......However Taking Into Consideration Your ..Long...Knowledgeable...Experienced...Highly Scientific...Unchallenged Worldwide...Qualifications In Beer "Tasting".......It Doesn't Suprise Me...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif


Cheers Glen.


P.S..Did You Know.....That Glen Used All Those Big Impressive Words.....When All He Really Needed To Say Was That..."FlyinBrosButt" Is An ....A-Grade Pisspot..??? http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[gesone]

Did you know that telemarkerters are really nice people?

[GLENGLEN]

The Ones That Ring Here Certainly Aren't........Did You Know....The Problem With Bring A Man Of Leisure...Is That You Can Never Stop And Take A Rest..


Cheers Glen.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

lol. I'd thought that.

Did you know my ex-wife moved out of our home today? My God, it's peaceful.

[GLENGLEN]

Yes I Did Know....(read of your troubles weeks ago..in another thread).......And May I Take This Opportunity.....To Wish You All The.....

Love.... Success....And Happiness.....I'm Sure You So Richly

Deserve.........In What Amounts To Being...The Next ..

"Chapter Of Your Life"......Were' All Much Wiser (in Hindsight)..!!!...Your Still A Young Man....Your Whole Life Ahead Of You.....Keep Your Chin Up Mate......And Don't Rush Into Anything "On The Rebound".....Living On Your Own For A While Gives You A Great Opportunity To Find Yourself.........As They Say......If You Cant Live With Yourself.......You Have No Chance Of Living With Another....

Cheers Glen.

P.S...Give The "Choc Labs" A Big Hug From Me....


Did You Know...A Miser Is Hard To Live With......But What Makes His Death So Much "More Bearable"... Is When "You" .. Are The Sole Benefactor In The Will......

[gesone]

Did you know that snakes have two penis's?

[edenfield]

NO. lol.

Did u know the male praying mantis cannot copulate with its head attatched to its body?
The female initiates sex by first ripping its head off....

[GLENGLEN]

Ouch....Sort Of Takes The Fun Out Lovemaking......



Did You Know....Young Children Never Misquote You.....In Fact They Usually Repeat Word Perfect....What You Shouldn't Have Said....

Cheers Glen.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I didn't know that. Guess I better watch my mouth.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

.

[Idunno~do.you?]

lol... did you know that instead of posting twice, you could have just edited your post.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I honestly had no idea I'd done it until just now. I'm still not sure how it happened. But thanks for the input.

Did you know I just found my old Zippo lighter, as well as about 10 years worth of fishing licenses? And 2 swiss army knives.

[GLENGLEN]

No I Didn't......But Why Share All That Mind Numbingly Boring Crap With Us..??? Personally.... And May I Take The Liberty Of Speaking ....For All Hip Forum Members Here.........I Couldn't Give A "Rats Ass" ..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif.. About Your Bloody Lame Zippo Lighter...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif....So There... (that told him)

Peace And Love...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

Glen.

Did You Know....Puuuuuters Were Invented For The Sole Purpose Of "Eliminating " Spare Time.?...........(thats not news to me.....where did my life go...?)

[Idunno~do.you?]

did you know that the next lunar eclipse is going to be in 2 years. =0

[GLENGLEN]

Did You Know.....I Almost Had A Psychic Girlfriend......But She Left Me Before We Met.....


Cheers Glen.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Must have disliked your spelling errors... but I had no idea.

Did you know pirahnas can strip your flesh in 15 seconds?

[GLENGLEN]

Yes I Did........Und Thenk Yoo Fer Poonting Owt Mi "Little Spelling Error"..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif..Notise I Hav Gune Bak Tu Thee Posst" And Edited It"...I Hope To Your Satisfucktion....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif



Did You Know...Middle Age Is When It Takes Longer To Rest....Than It Takes To Get Tired.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif

Chiers Glun..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Chunk]

Did you know that america has never lost a war that used mules.

[GLENGLEN]

Well Blow Me Down..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif


Did You Know...If A Jobs Worth Doing....It's Worth Watching Your Wife Do It...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon5.gif


Yours.......Up To His Neck In S**t Yet Again ....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif


Glen.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Well that's bunk, cuz my ex never did a fucking thing. I guess. I mean, if you say so.

Did you know an average of 4 lightbulbs a month burn out in my house?

[edenfield]

haha ......say yea to candle power

did u know the numbers on opposite sides of the die always add up to 7

[GLENGLEN]

Could Have Knocked Me Over With A Feather When I Learned That.........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif



Cheers Glen...


Did You Know.....If It Weren't For Stress....I'd Have No Energy At All.....?

[GLENGLEN]

One Quick Glance In The Mirror This Morning Tells Me You're Correct Glen.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know...We're All In This Together......And None Of Us Gets Out Alive...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif

[GLENGLEN]

Yes I Did Glen.....Scarey Isn't It....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know......One Of The First Signs Of "Mental Illness" Is When You Start Replying To Your Own Posts......?.http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I have to say you're one of the more curious fuckers I know.

Did you know my son Scotty is a wrestling fan? I mean like WWF. Not collegiate or grecko-roman. I just learned that. Puts me in mind of his great great grand father, who believed with all his conviction the moon shot was horseshit, but would fight you in the street if you said wrestling was fake.

[GLENGLEN]

Wrestling.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif...FAKE...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif....!!!!! Tell Me It Isn't So..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know....If I'd Killed Them When I First Wanted To........I'd Be Out Of

Gaol By Now........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Likewise. Applied to my current situation... If I'd have found a woman I hate and bought her a house, I'd be 17 years ahead in life right now.

[GLENGLEN]

Did You Know....If You Can't Be Eternally Young.....Just Act Eternally Immature..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif......(works for me)...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif


Cheers Glen.

[J311Mann]

i didnt know that

Did you know that i live in bathurst austrlia , right down the street from many of a glen.

[GLENGLEN]

No I Didn't....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif.....There Goes The Neighbourhood...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.....Money Can't Buy Love......But It Sure Can Make Some People More Likeable.....

[GLENGLEN]

Yes Glen I Did Know That.........And When I Finally Win Lotto....I'll Put That Theory To The Test.http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif


Did You Know.......Some Men Age Like A "Fine Wine"........And Some Men Age Like "Milk".....?


Whooooo...Finally Some Hard Evidence Comes Along To Justify My (slightly excessive) Wine Consumption.......No Wonder I Look Years Younger Than Most Men My Age.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/humm.gif




Yours.......Whilst Phoning His Favourite Winery...And Ordering His Next Delivery By "Bulk Road Tanker"....Preferably With A Fire Hydrant Sized Tap Attached....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif...(after all bigger is better..right.?)...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

Glen.

[GLENGLEN]

Yes Glen..I Did Know That.... And Whats More...You Good Sir.....Are A Perfect Example Of What Wine Can Do To A Man..........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon2.gif..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know........When I Was Young ...I Had The Equipment...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif...And Absolutely No Know How..........Now That I Am Older... I Have The Know How.....But The Equipment ....Tends To Let Me Down At That...."All Important Moment".........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif........(ain't that the truth)

[GLENGLEN]

Sorry To Hear Of Your "Erectile Problems" Glen......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know....When I Was Young.....It Was "Wet Dreams" And "Dry Farts"....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon19.gif......Now That I Am Older It's "Dry Dreams" And.......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif.."Wet Farts"..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Damn it man! Can't you see what's happening?! You're TALKING to yourself and SHITTING in your pants! You gotta get a grip!

[Bonkai]

Nope

Did you know that love is evil spelled backwards?

[GLENGLEN]

Damn it man! Can't you see what's happening?! You're TALKING to yourself and SHITTING in your pants! You gotta get a grip!


Sooner Or Later Mr "FlyinBareButt" We All Slowly Gravitate To The Sad Pathetic Condition You So Graphicly Describe..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif....(but thanks for not mentioning the erectile issue)...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif..

Cheers Glen.


Did You Know......Statistics Show.....Married Men Live Longer Than Single Ones......Or Does It Only Feel That Way....?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Did you know that love is evil spelled backwards?
No it isn't . Evil is live spelled backwards... Sheesh!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Mr "FlyinBareButt"
I'm gettin' about fuckin' tired of you butcherin' my screen name. Watch it!

[crummyrummy]

No it isn't . Evil is live spelled backwards... Sheesh!not on the Sonic youth album
http://img.crocmusic.com/l/albums/16/sonic_youth_evol.jpg

[NightRose]

Did you know that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and The Alphabet Song have the same rhythm?

[Face Eater]

Did you know that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and The Alphabet Song have the same rhythm?
More importantly, the same melody. They both have a very similar song structure to Baa Baa Black sheep. They were not very original in those days.

[GLENGLEN]

Did You Know.....We Should All Abandon The "Search For Truth".........And Settle For A "Good Fantasy" Instead...



Yours..........Having Sucessfuly Lived In His Own "Fantasy World" For Many Years Now... With No Visible I'll Effects.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif


Glen.

[GLENGLEN]

I'm gettin' about fuckin' tired of you butcherin' my screen name. Watch it!Dear Mr ,orBotirruBgniylF

Hey Steady On.....Don't Be So Quick to Take Offence.....Cut Me Some Slack Here Please...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif.."American" Is Not My "First Language"...O.K..!!!...As It Just So Happens.....My "First Language".......Is "English".........I Am Trying My Best To Communicate With The American Members On These Forums......By Purchasing A "Electronic Language Translator".......Modern Technology Is Still Far From Perfect However.......So Please Try To Be More Tolerent In The Future...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif




Yours.......Whilst Being Fully Aware There Is A Slight Possibility.. America May Now Declare War Against Australia......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif..(or at least the bit where i reside)


Glen.

[GLENGLEN]

Yes Glen......Once Again You Have "Singlehandedly" Compromised Diplomatic Relations Between Our Two Countries.........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif

Cheers Glen...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif



Did You Know.......You Have To Have "Lots Of Balls" To Play Golf Like I Do....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[crummyrummy]

nope, Did you know if you spell Glen backwards it doesnt mean anything special?

[GLENGLEN]

No Matter Which Way You Spell It........It Still spells..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif...PERFECTION.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif...Note To Glen..(change hands before you get blisters)..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know........Attempting To Make Love Whilst In A "Drunken State".....Is Like Trying To Play Snooker Using A Piece Of Rope........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif

[GLENGLEN]

Yes Glen.....I Personally Take Full Responsibility For The Term "Brewers Droop"...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.......I Am Old Enough To Remember When "Safe Sex" Was A Bed With A Padded Headboard.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[GLENGLEN]

Yes Glen.....I Do Remember Those Days......What I Wouldn't Give...To Be Able To "Turn Back The Cock"......(sorry..meant..clock)..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif




Did You Know......I Mistakingly...Posted This Post...By Mistake......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/crazy.gif



Yours.......Whilst Finally Accepting .. 900mg....Taken 10 times A Day.....Is Still Not Solving The Problem....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif

Glen.http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[GLENGLEN]

Yes...I See The Problem..Glen.......Try Doubling The Dose..(yet again)...Then Get Back To Me..(sigh)..



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know........Men Are Like Snowstorms.....You Never Know When They Are Coming...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif...How Many Inches You Will Get..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif...Or How Long It Will Last...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif...(and lets not forget the big cleanup afterwards)....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Thread Killer...

[GLENGLEN]

Did You Know..........Men Are Like "Parking Spaces"....All The Good Ones Are Taken (or gay)...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif..The Rest Are Handicapped......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif


Cheers Glen...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Face Eater]

Glen, I didn't know acid was the drug of choice in Bathurst. I am definitely going to visit.

[GLENGLEN]

Did You Know.......In The Great "Gene Pool" Of "Physical Characteristics".......I Managed To Grab The "Shortest Strand" Of D.N.A.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif



http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif..Glen..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif

[GLENGLEN]

Yes Glen........The Proof Is There For All To See........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif



Cheers Glen.

Did You Know.....Experience Is Something You Don't Receive.....Until Long After You Need It.......

[GLENGLEN]

Yes Glen......I Openly Weep... Over Your Many.. Past Mistakes....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.......If They Ever Invent A Vibrator That Can Open A Pickle Jar.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif....And Take Out The Garbage....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif..The Male Race As We Know It......Is Doomed.......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif

[GLENGLEN]

Yes Glen......Iv'e Read All About...."Planned Obsolescence" ..... In The Automotive....Whitegoods....And Most Other Industries.........BUT.. To Apply This ......(use by) Strategy To Us.......Until Now.....Thought To Be....Irreplaceable...Males............Now That Hurts..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif




Yours......Whilst Thinking...If He Doesn't Take Out The Garbage ...(In the next 10 minutes).............He Is ........Surely Going To Become "Part Of It "..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif


Glen.


Did You Know........Men Are Like "Bananas"....The Older They Get.....The Less "Firm" They Become...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif

[GLENGLEN]

Yes Glen....I'm Sitting Here With ..."Proof Positive" Of That....Right Here In My Right Hand.........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon2.gif.......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif.........(.http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif.)



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.....A "Classic" ......Is A Book That Is "Much Praised".........Yet Rarely Read.....

[GLENGLEN]

Well Glen.....The Only "Classics" I Have Read.....Are The..."Best Of The Cartoons" Series....And 1001 "Porns Best Shots"...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know......Men Are Like "Mascara".....They Usually "Run" At The First Sign Of Emotion...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif

[Rock Hard]

Did you know that marrital sex is a lot like snooker...If the pink is blocked by the red, go for the brown!

[GLENGLEN]

L.O.L.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif.....Love It...........Keep Up The Good Work....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif



Cheers Glen.

[Rock Hard]

Did you know "There was a French architect who had his house maid backwards so that he could watch TV"?

[GLENGLEN]

No I Didn't...But Then...French Maids...Were Never My "Best Subject".......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif



Cheers Glen.

Did You Know......There Is No Problem...That Is So Large...Or So Complex...That It Can't Be Blamed On Someone Else.......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Rock Hard]

Did you know....That if at first you don't succeed, you should remove all evidence that you ever tried!

[crummyrummy]

No .
Did you know that a 15 inch cock scares most women?

[GLENGLEN]

Yes......And Do You Know Why........15 inches Is Approximatly "DOUBLE" The Capacity Of A Normal Vagina.........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.........Oh Wait Up...Maybe You Did...........That Crummy Has No Medical Qualifications That Qualifiy Him ..As A Qualified Qualifictitionalist.....On The Internal Structural Limitations Of A Vagina...........W.T.F......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon2.gif....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[crummyrummy]

I knew that.
Did you know only one in ten Australians bathes daily?

[Rock Hard]

No.
Did you know that 90% of men admit that they masturbate and the other 10% are liars?

[crummyrummy]

yes.
Did you know that people that wear calioco cat fur parkas are prolly not allergic to cats?

[GLENGLEN]

To Crummy...7-14am



BULLSHIT....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif.....We May Have Decended From British Heritage......(POMS).........But We Did Not Inherit Their "Bathing Defficiencies"..........(england...land of the dry towel)...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif....sorry to all poms reading this...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif.............


A Most Agressive...

Glen.

P.S........Now Where Did I Leave That Soap.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif

[GLENGLEN]

Ohhhhhhh I Sooo Love You..When You Get All Angry Glen....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon19.gif



Cheers Glen.

Did You Know.......Instead Of Continually Buying New Books.....Re Read The Old Ones.....Backwards.....A Chapter At A Time...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/crazy.gif...This Not Only Adds Interest.....It Also Adds A Suprise...Happy Ending........With The "Hero" And His "Lover" Very Much....."Alive And Well".....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[gaum]

P.S........Now Where Did I Leave That Soap.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif
i think you dropped it a loooong time ago

[GLENGLEN]

No I Did Not Know That....



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know....Men Are Like Chocolate Bars....Sweet....Smooth....And ..Usually Head Straight To Your Hips.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

[crummyrummy]

I thought they went straight to your ass...

Did you know that back the olden days, scottsmen had to decimate up 18 trees to find one piece fit for making a single club.

[GLENGLEN]

No I Did Not Know That.......And Right Now I Wish I Didn't ..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif....And It's All Because "Grumpy Young" Farmout Wrote In The "Hit On" Thread.....That He Was Looking For A "CLUB OF SORTS" To "Sort Me Out With"....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif....Seems Such A Shame To Lose Up To 18 Beautiful Mature Old Oak Trees......Just To Give "Relatively Harmless" Little Me A Good "Seeing To".....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif



Cheers.....From The Frozen Shores Of Iceland.....

Glen.

Did You Know....."Excuse Me" Is Only One Of The Phrases Today Which Has Lost It's Meaning......Today It Means "Get Out Of My Way".
"Can I Help You Sir?....Now Means..."What The Hell Are You Doing Here" ?.
"With Due Respect"...Now Means "I Have No Respect For Your Opinions At All"....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif

[GLENGLEN]

Yes Glen......I Have Been Fully Aware For Quite Some Time Now.......You May Be ....One Of The Last Remaining...."True Gentlemen".....Left On This Planet.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif.......................(wot a wanker).....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif...........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif




Cheers Glen..


Did You Know........When A Man Opens The Car Door For His Wife.......It's Either.....A "New Car".....Or A "New Wife"...........(ain't that the truth)..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

[i2ghostman]

glen did you know your talking to yourself?...

[GLENGLEN]

YES...I DID KNOW THAT..........I FIND MYSELF DOING THIS QUITE OFTEN LATELY...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif..(do you think it's time to "up" my medication??)....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif




Cheers Glen...

[i2ghostman]

Did you know that Obama is in Hempfeild Township Pennsylvania today..

Why is there is no hemp in Hempfeild?

Did you know that a energy crisis cure could become a hometown reality if clowns really didnt run this circus.

[GLENGLEN]

Yes.....Glen....After Spending Many Hours..Poring Over Your Medical Reports.......Painstakingly... Hand Written By Your......Personal Physician.....Psychologist.....Pedatrician.....Ort hodonist.....Heart Surgeon.....Neurosurgeon.....Alchololics In Rehab Adviser.....etc..etc..........Whoops...And Lets Not Forget......Your ..."Very"... Personal...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif.... "Proctologist"....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif.......I Have Come To The Conclusion........No Medication Known To Mankind In 2008...Can Ever Make The Slightest Impact On Your Problem.........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif.



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know......Income Tax Returns... Have Made More "Liars" Out Of Honest People.....(like myself).......Than Either "Golf" Or "Fishing" Tales Have Ever Done....????...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif

[inkblob]

Did you know you can't lick your own elbow.

[GLENGLEN]

No I Didn't.......And The Answer To Your Next Question Is......Yes I Just Tried....And I Can't...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif...Happy Now...??..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know......Health Nuts...Are Going To Feel Very Stupid One Day.........Lying In A Hospital Bed.......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif..Dying Of Nothing..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[GLENGLEN]

Yes ..Glen.....I Am Fully Aware Of That...........Why Do You Think I Am Sitting Here In Front Of My Puuuter.......Glass Of Wine In One Hand....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif...And Slice Of Pizza In The Other............WAIT UP.!!!...WHAT AM I TYPING WITH.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif......None Of Your "Bloody Business"....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif


Cheers Glen.


DID YOU KNOW......When It Comes To Death......We Are All "Cremated Equal"....??

[i2ghostman]

I didnt know that? but what if you dont believe in death?

Did you know that you cant put peanut butter through a coffee maker?

[GLENGLEN]

I Think...Juuuuust Maybeeeee That Was Originally Destined For The.."Advice To Stupid People" Thread...And Somehow Lost It's Bearings......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/crazy.gif


Cheers Glen.


DID YOU KNOW......That 10% Of Happily Married Men.....Are Happily Married To Men............http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon5.gif......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif.

[i2ghostman]

Im happy to know that...

did you know that Im >suoires< aboooot cubensis....

[GLENGLEN]

Did You Know.....The Average Man Is A Lot Like "Government Bonds".........They Take Sooooooooo Long To Mature...



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

did you know that I really dont give a shit? That may just be the little boy in me talking.

did you know that if you laugh to hard you can get a hernia?

[GLENGLEN]

No You Can't......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon13.gif


DID YOU KNOW...Whenever I Get The Urge To Exercise....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif....I Lie Down.....Take A Series Of Deep Breaths.......And Wait Till It Goes Away...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif


Cheers Glen.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I use the same technique, only with a beer variation.

Did you know that I washed one of my labs today?

[GLENGLEN]

Did You Ever Ask Yourself........What Is The Difference Between A "Drummer" .....And A "Drum Machine"..........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/crazy.gif..?????


ANSWER......You Only Have To...."Punch"...(download)...The Song.....Into The "Drum Machine"..........Once.!!!....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif


Cheers Glen...



P.S..........I Think This Is The First "Drummer Joke"...I Have Ever Seen On These Forums............Perhaps We Should Start A Thread.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon5.gif.....


Please..............Feel...Free...To...Add...More. ..........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif

[GLENGLEN]

Greeaaaaaaaaat..Idea Glen...There Are Hundreds Of Thousands Of "Drummer Jokes" Out There......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif


Did you know..........Half Of The World Is "Starving"....And The Other Half....Is... "On A Diet"..........Why Don't They Just Swap......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon5.gif.....Then Everybody Would Be Happy......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif


Cheers Glen.

[GLENGLEN]

So Typical Of You Glen.............Yet Another ...Totally...Osmorgoraphally.. Fantastamoraphical..... Suggestion........W.T.F....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/crazy.gif..?



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know......By The Year 2050.....Four Out Of Every Five Men.......Will

Be.........."Elvis Impersonators".....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif.......Whooooooo...Scarey..Eh..???...htt p://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif

[GLENGLEN]

Yes Glen......Damn Scarey......When You Consider That Every Year In A Small Country Town...120km West Of Here....Named "Parkes"......They Get Thousands Of Visitors And Impersonators For Their Annual "Elvis Festival".....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.....That I'm Currently On A 30 day Diet.........So Far... I Have Lost...15 days....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Oneness]

No i didnt...

[GLENGLEN]

Did You Know......Life Is Like A Sewer...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif....What You Get Out Of It Depends Entirely On What You Put In........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif


Cheers Glen.

[GLENGLEN]

Yes Glen......Having Spent Most Of My Life....Up To My Eyeballs In S**T.......I Can Most Certainly Relate To That......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.....Our Conscience.....Is The Inner Voice That Warns Us That Somebody May Be Watching......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif

[GLENGLEN]

Yes Glen.......And If You Have Ever Had Doubts As To Wether You're Suffering From "Paranoia"..................http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif....Anyone'll Tell You....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif...............http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/crazy.gif



Cheers Glen...

Did You Know.....I Told My Psychiatrist....That Everybody Hates Me...........He Said I Was Being Ridiculous........Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet......

[orison319]

:) ? did you know that GLENGLEN plays this thread all by himself?
but really folks its only cause he got the R2347ST Printing press. This thing came out the same time I was printing leaflets for the Shave the Whales Foundation.

and them Whale migrate 1000's of mile to hump.. talk about devotion..

like GLENGLENS devotion to this thread... hump hump hump:)

[GLENGLEN]

[QUOTE=orison319]:) ? did you know that GLENGLEN plays this thread all by himself?
Shave the Whales QUOTE}...

So Please Tell Us........How Does One Attempt To ""Shave"" A Whale....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know......Life Is A Moderately Good "Play"......With A Rather Badly Written "Last Act"......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif

[orison319]

Did you know it takes about 700 cans of Gillette shave gel..and a very large razor to
shave a whale.

Shave a whale. yeah funky mama shave those whales, ah But Shoot the seal..

[GLENGLEN]

Only 700......Musta Been A "Bloody Small Whale".........Takes Me More Than That......Just To Shave My Back......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif....(whoops too much information)



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.....When I Was Six Years Old.....I Was Left An Orphan....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif....What On Earth Is A Six Year Old Supposed To Do With An Orphan.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon5.gif

[GLENGLEN]

[QUOTE=orison319]:) ? did you know that GLENGLEN plays this thread all by himself? QUOTE}



Yes...GLENGLEN Is Very Experienced At "Playing With Himself".........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif

Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.....Gossip Is When You Hear Something You Like.....About Someone You Don't....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif....(and don't we all love it)

[orison319]

:)Did you know I met a boy called Frank Mills
On September twelfth right here
In front of the Waverly
But unfortunately
I lost his address

He was last seen with his friend,
A drummer, he resembles George Harrison of the Beatles
But he wears his hair
Tied in a small bow at the back

I love him but it embarrasses me
To walk down the street with him
He lives in Brooklyn somewhere
And wears this white crash helmet

He has gold chains on his leather jacket
And on the back is written the names
Mary
And Mom
And Hell's Angels

I would gratefully
Appreciate it if you see him tell him
I'm in the park with my girlfriend
And please

Tell him Angela and I
Don't want the two dollars back
Just him!:)

[GLENGLEN]

No......I Did Not Know That..........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif...Whoooooooo...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif



Cheers Glen....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/crazy.gif



Edit.....Did You Know.....I Think It's Gunna Be A Loooooong Night...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif..........(10-02pm aussie time).

[GLENGLEN]

Yes Glen ....And It's Gunna Be Even Longer Between Replies On This Thread.......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif.......Now..At (16days)...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif...And Counting....Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.....The Internet Is A World-Wide Network Of University...Government...Business...And Private Computer Systems................................All Run By A 13 year Old Boy Called "Jason"..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif

[orison319]

Did you know that I live near where theres a popular rock throwing festival. Its Warrendale Pa. Home of Christina Aguilera..Pop music star. "cough"

Dont your know Im out of rocks.....

[GLENGLEN]

Don't Panic.........I'll Send You A Bagful...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif.....Fedex Collect...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif



Cheers Glen...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[orison319]

Did you know even though I posted the Christina shit "Spiritawakening" still has no clue, Ha ha... What Im saying... :)

Did you know GLENGLEN, No Matter How Hard I tried not to replicate the information from the POP world, it was forcefeed to me...... :mad:

Did you know? Im just passing along the virus..... Enjoy.....:)

[GLENGLEN]

Did You Know.........You Just Posted 3 "Did You Knows"........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/crazy.gif


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.........I Am A Very Confused By Your Post.......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/crazy.gif

[orison319]

Did you know that< 3 is the magic number.. has something to do with a ChristinaAguileramass holiday or something?

Did you know I hate religions. Exspecially ones that I need to throw rocks at all the time...

[GLENGLEN]

Did You Know........I Am Still Confused....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/crazy.gif



Cheers Glen....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

[orison319]

Did you know "Christ"inaAguilera"mas" is celebrated ever year by throwing rocks on DEC 25th..

[GLENGLEN]

Did You Know....I Am Not Only Still Confused...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/crazy.gif...But Starting To Tear My Hair Out.......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif.........Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrr



Cheers Glen.

[orison319]

Did you know I havent received those rocks you sent Fed-X, Urgent Please Resend rocks UPS>> United Pot Smokers.........Thanks..

[GLENGLEN]

Can't Understand Why....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/crazy.gif...I Clearly Addressed Them To "In A Tree".....But Then You Never Did Give Me A Country...State...Town...Or Street Number...??????...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.......They Say Swimming Is A Great Exercise....And Good For Weight Loss.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif...........But Have You Ever Seen A Whale......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif..?

[orison319]

Did you know we can wait till Fed-"X-Mas" anyways..maybe by then Ill forget all about PoP *Stars*, but I doubt it.

[GLENGLEN]

Looooooooooooong Sigh....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/crazy.gif


Cheers Glen.

Did You Know.....That a Friend Of Mine Recently Took A Holiday In NewZealand.....When I Asked Him For His Opinion Of The Country......He Replied......It's Hard To Answer That Glen.....Because Whilst I Was There...It Appeared To Me To Be Closed......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif..



With Sincere Apologies...To "Spiritawakening"...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Oneness]

Did you know you smell like breakfast sandwiches

[GLENGLEN]

Yes....And Friends Have Told Me........This Is Just "One" Reason Why I Am Still Single...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.....It Only Takes One Drink To Get Me Totally Smashed..........Trouble Is...I Can Never Remember If It's The Thirteenth...Or...The Fourteenth One That Does It......
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif..(burp)..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif..............http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[GLENGLEN]

Yes Glen.......Wev'e All Seen You On A Night Out......One Bottle And You Love Humanity....:)...Two Bottles And You Love The Human (whatever sex) Sitting Next To You......Three Bottles And You Have All The Phone Numbers Of The Local Under 19 Footy Team....:D.....Four Bottles And The Same Footy Team Takes You Back To Their Clubhouse... And To Your Humiliation....Dumps You In The Council "Clean Up" Bin.......(again).:o.


What Part Of The Word LOSER Don't You Understand Glen.....



Cheers Glen.


DID YOU KNOW......Women Who Insist On Having The Same Options As Men... Would Do Well To Consider The Option Of Being The Strong...Silent Type......:D


P.S........If That Inflammatory Statement Doesn't Revive This Thread ... (and most likely get me shot)....Then Nothing Will.

[orison319]

Did you know GLENGLEN got so bored wating for me to bump Three word story he bumped this lonely Game...
Did you know thats kinda lame?

Do you know what really lame? I couldnt think of a better post.

[GLENGLEN]

No Suprises There.......:D

DID YOU KNOW........Perhaps You Should Take The Time To Ask Yourself ...........When Somebody Dials The Wrong Number......... Why Did You Bother Picking Up The Phone.......http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/images/icons/icon5.gif.......http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/images/icons/icon5.gif



Cheers Glen.

[Zeroblue2]

why not?

did you know A rat can last longer without water than a camel

[GLENGLEN]

No I Did Not Know That............But Whilst We Are On The Subject Of Rodents......

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DID YOU KNOW.......If You Want To Clear Out Your Digestive System......Just Sit On A Piece Of Cheese...:eek:...And Swallow A Mouse...:D



Cheers Glen...

[orison319]

Did you know that if you mix Kool Aid with Milk, and Cheerios you get Ghetto Fruit Loops..

[Ocean Bionic]

wow! thats interesting!

well while we are on the subject of Cheerios...
Did you know that 110 million packages of cheerios are defecated anally annually!

[GLENGLEN]

NO......And Whats More...Since I Was Halfway Through My Evening Meal When I Read That....:mad:......I WISH I DIDN"T.....:mad:



Cheers Glen
.

DID YOU KNOW.....A "Hypocrite" Is A Person Who Has Seen Worse Things In Private, Than They Pretent To Be Shocked By In Public.....??

[medlar]

Did you know condoms have an expiry date??

[GLENGLEN]

Yes I Did Know That...



Cheers Glen.

DID YOU KNOW......It's So Long Since Glen Got "Laid"......He Had To Think {Hard And Long} Before He Could Remember What A Condom Was...(sad face..:(.)

[medlar]

Did you know ancient romans used pig's intestinal membranes as a condom? Speaking of so long ago and all...maybe you recall them now? Sir?

[Zeroblue2]

actually i did

did you know it was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the "honeymoon".

[orison319]

The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.
Did you know that if this was Fantasy Island. you could say "the boat is under the train, under the car, under the plane, the plane, the plane.

[WynterFrost]

did you know that when stuck in quick sand you keep your knees bent?

[GLENGLEN]

No I Didn't.......But Will Try And Recall That Advice Next Time I Get That "Sinking Feeling".


Cheers Glen.

DID YOU KNOW......I've Just Looked Up The Word "Politics" In The Dictionary And It Says Its A Combination Of Two Words: "Poli" Which Means Many.
And "Tics" Which Means Bloodsuckers....:D

[Ocean Bionic]

oh haha, you silly goose!

but get this: Tourette Syndrome is a neurological disorder characterized by tics!

[orison319]

Did you know that only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

Did you know that means that the 4th of July is all bullshit.

[GLENGLEN]

Meh.........Have you Got 30cents..? Then Ring Someone Who Cares.:mad:.

Anyway..Just What Is This 4th Of July Thingy..??

Whatever It Is.. We Don't Celebrate It Here In Australia So It Can't Be Very Important.....





Cheers Glen.


DID YOU KNOW........Two In Every One People In This World Are Schizophrenic......:D

[orison319]

Did you know the flag of Switzerland dont have holes in it..

[GLENGLEN]

Just Give Me A Few Seconds To Load Up My 12 gauge And It Will......:D



Cheers Glen.

DID YOU KNOW.......I Knew Nothing About Sex Before I Got Married.....:(..........When My Mother Told Me That The Man Goes On The Top And The Woman On The Bottom.........I Bought Bunk Beds..:o

[orison319]

Did you know, When angered, the ears of Tazmanian devils turn a pinkish-red?:o

[GLENGLEN]

Nope...:mad:



Cheers Glen.

DID YOU KNOW........I Have Come To The Conclusion That My Parents Were Not All That Happy To Have Me....:(
My Childhood Bathtub Toys, Were A Toaster And A Blender.....:eek:

[orison319]

Did you know, If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die because they need gravity to swallow.

Did you know....


I WIN.....:D

[GLENGLEN]

Nope...:mad:



Cheers Glen.

DID YOU KNOW......I Would Hate To Be A Non Drinker......Just Imagine Waking Up In The Morning, And Knowing That This Is The Best Your Going To Feel All Day....:D

[WynterFrost]

nope,
did you know It is against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma?

[Zeroblue2]

nope
did you know that if the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction

[orison319]

Did you know that Green is the light on top of traffic signals.. If its at the bottom you may have eaten to much or your town was hit by a hurricane.

[WynterFrost]

haha nope!
Did you know?
Clinophobia is the fear of beds.

[GLENGLEN]

Did you know that Green is the light on top of traffic signals.. If its at the bottom you may have eaten to much or your town was hit by a hurricane.

Not In Australia MrOrison.........Here We Have Red On The Top..Amber In The Middle..And Green On The Bottom.

However After Much Head Scratching.....I Have Come To The Conclusion That This May Be The Result Of Us Living In The Southern Hemisphere......Where Everything Is Upside Down......:p



Cheers Glen.

DID YOU KNOW......Americans Are Getting Stronger........Twenty Years Ago, It Took Two People To Carry Ten Dollars Worth Of Groceries.
Today, Any Five-year-old Can Do It...:(

[Rasputain1]

Nope.
Did you know Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means fear of long words?

[DerrtyJake]

no
God must love animals; He made so many of them! Including an estimated 100 trillion red-billed quelea birds.

[BBAD]

Did you know that most chinese restaurants use turkey to make chicken balls

[PsyGrunge]

No!

Did you know there's a secret door (unmarked on map) right at the beginning of 'Shogun Showdon' level on Hitman 2:Silent Assassin that makes the entire mission a whole lot easier?

[enigma-the-one]

Nope.
Did you know Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means fear of long words?

i feel sorry for Germans :D
and if guy with this fear would see the name of it, he would get a hearth attack

Did you know that banana is not a fruit, it's a spice?

[Eternal Soul]

Did you know that Pluto is not actually a planet?

[enigma-the-one]

ye
did you know it belongs into group of planetoids?

[Dagaz]

Did you know that if you eat baked beans and dried prunes at the same time, you will soon be praying for death even if you are an atheist.

[enigma-the-one]

lolz, good one :D

did you know that most people can't turn their toungue or put fingers together 2 by 2?

[enigma-the-one]

did you know that you use more energy to digest an egg than you get it?
did you know that hottest planet discovered so far was WASP-12b? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WASP-12

[PsyGrunge]

did you know; a dude is another name for a camel's foreskin..

[marbchic]

did you know that 9% of married men StiLL have their balls?

[PsyGrunge]

did you know that smoking a ginger beard WON'T get you high?

[farmout]

did ya know that its colder in Canada than here in the US....:-)

[marbchic]

did you know my name is nicole?

[BBAD]

^^Nope...but I know you're pregnant


Did you know that the 10% ethanol in your fuel is wasted because it gives you 10% less mpg

[Dagaz]

That's just way out of my paradigm.

Did you know the more you learn, the more you know that you do not know much of anything. :confused:

[BBAD]

Did you know that there is no such thing as normal

[enigma-the-one]

Did you know you are unique? just like everybody else? :D

[ShanaBanana]

Did you know that Sammy Davis Jr was a satanist?