Masturbation-ever been caught? [Archive]

TerminalMadness

05-15-2004, 07:10 AM

I nearly got caught one time.

I was jerkin the gerkin and at the moment I started orgasming, my mom knocks on the door, so I had to cover myself up and she walked in and she's talking to me, and I'm there trying to contain myself as I'm orgasming. I was in agony and so embarassed. She never caught on thankfully.

Anyone ever been caught or nearly been caught?

Earthy Mama

05-15-2004, 07:20 AM

lol awww...

not masturbating but having sex w/ my now ex boyfriend and his mom walked in. oh god, it was so embarrashing. We got time to cover ourselves but come-on... our pants were on the floor *covers face in embarrashment*

AutumnAuburn

05-15-2004, 09:24 AM

Oh man... I hate being interrupted when I'm masturbating...

TerminalMadness

05-15-2004, 09:26 AM

I hate it, I hate it.

I agree. It's really annoying...not that I do it often. heh heh. :o

Fractual_

05-15-2004, 09:30 AM

nah.. only one time when i giving a tissue a semen treat(cleaning up)), my mom saw. it sucks,, big time.

but normally i hear her coming downstairs so i can put it away.

TerminalMadness

05-15-2004, 09:30 AM

Semen treat? LOL. That's priceless.

DarkLunacy

05-15-2004, 09:58 AM

I was high once and said I was going to bed... Then Time peaked on Dark Side and I got all randy and started it. Shortly before launch my mom opened the door so I had to kinda turn sideways (under a quilt thank god.) She was asking if I wanted dinner. "No I'm just going to bed! Jeez!" I think she knew though... Very embarassing. [Edit] I have been caught talking dirty on the phone before... Im a loser :D

moonbeam7

05-15-2004, 10:37 PM

No, thank god! I usually do that when my parents are out!:o

Mintaoism

05-16-2004, 01:22 AM

You still live with your parents?

My sister once caught me jerking off on my computer. i didn't hear her coming so all i could do was cover my dick up. ergo she saw porn video and trousers on floor. I had to give her a bucket of maltesers and £10 to stop her being freaky.. women are odd... or maybe it's just family 'cause my girlfreind walked in on me jacking off and she finished me off... then again I dont see my sister in the same way I do my girlfriend..ex girlfreind :(

And i sure hope they dont see me in the same way. (I have to stop talking)

TerminalMadness

05-16-2004, 01:28 AM

Damn, you had to bribe her?! LOL. That's messed up.

Mintaoism

05-16-2004, 01:41 AM

No not bribe her. just get her to shut the hell up! She was just a little younger at the time and thinking about it now she still is exactly the same age younger now then when she found me jerking off on comp porn....what was i saying. Oh yeah anyway she had pics of gay porn all over her walls when all i could manage was like...the friking simpsons or sumthing. i think i caught her once but then i learnt more about the female anatomy and realised she must have a very long bendy index finger..or two...
I gave her money to stop crying i think...my memory is vague

p.s i am in love with your signature :p

Scimitarex

05-16-2004, 01:51 AM

I almost got caught once... I was in the shower, busy with myself, and my Mum knocks on the door. "Are you done yet? Open the door!" I had to try and persuade her not to come in. "No, I'm not done. I've still got to wash my hair!" But she wasn't having any of it. "Open the door!"

Eventually I put a towel round myself and opened the door. Close one.

HappyHaHaGirl

05-16-2004, 01:57 AM

I've had someone know on the door while I was making love to the shower massage once...I just cracked the door and acted like nothing was happening.... :)

MexicanFlowerChild

05-16-2004, 04:12 AM

Ive never been caught and hopefully never will get caught...those locks on the doors sure come in handy for your businesses...

backtothelab

05-16-2004, 04:14 AM

but the question is, are you still master of your domain?

luv2behigh

05-16-2004, 04:15 AM

TerminalMadness

05-16-2004, 04:17 AM

Nothin much, except its hot and boring.

TerminalMadness

05-16-2004, 04:19 AM

but the question is, are you still master of your domain?
Lord of the manor.

dj_reegz

05-16-2004, 10:34 AM

Never been caught. I've had my girlfriend walk in a few times but we're very open about masterbation and such. And she finnished the job for me so no complaints

moonbeam7

05-17-2004, 07:05 PM

Yeah I still live with my parents! I'm only 16!:rolleyes:

dspiel

05-17-2004, 07:19 PM

Don't think I've ever been entirely caught. A few close calls though. Once though I think my parents probably knew what was going on. The other time I was just done, my mother came by, asked why I was all flushed.

Do hate even the hint of being caught though. Awfully uncomfortable situation.

FunkyPhreshMama

05-17-2004, 09:30 PM

you guys dont have locks on your doors.

my sister came to stay with me in my apartment and found my vibrator under the sink and came in the living room and told everyone about it, keep in mind my living room was full of drunk 19 year old boys so they thought it was funny. my face turned red.

Spinner

05-30-2004, 11:21 PM

I was caught by my cousin's girlfriend.
I was so embarassed but she looked at me and said "nice dick".
I felt much better. :D

DarkLunacy

05-31-2004, 12:49 AM

LOL! I just remembered. I used to catch my brother all the time. Not actually see him but he started going into his room after school "Feeling sick" and you could hear the porno. His showers got longer and more frequent. Any time I said the word "masturbating" as in "Stop masturbating and open the door! My books in there" I would get a response of "Get it later.......... Im sick." Funny how he thought I didnt know what was up.

jerry420

05-31-2004, 01:01 AM

i jerk it first thing in the morning(since i quite drinking coffee i call it my "morning coffee lol") and about 2-3 more times during the day. never ever been caught.

Moonjava

05-31-2004, 01:19 AM

I've had some close calls. One time my boyfriend and I were messing around and I have this freaky obsession with him beating his meat while we're making out... I think it's the coolest thing! Anyways, his mom walked in when he had his pecker in his hand. I don't know who was more embarrassed! But now his mom stops a few feet from the door to talk to him.

meishka

05-31-2004, 03:45 AM

only close calls. i've learned to lock my door. my mom doesn't like.

Dark_Reverand

04-04-2009, 08:14 PM

Purposely? Yeah. Just wanted to see what my wife would do.

dreadlocksftw

04-04-2009, 08:44 PM

Ugh, this one time I was talking to a good female friend of mine on the phone (I was...Fourteen at the time) and she started to get into this really hot conversation and I couldn't help it, I started fapping (I'm really quiet) but I started getting louder and she suddenly stopped talking and said she had to go...>.<

I'm such a freak sometimes. xD

Number6

04-04-2009, 11:03 PM

Yes, my wife has caught me many times. You'd almost think I wanted to get caught. ;)

caliente

04-05-2009, 12:29 AM

caliente

04-05-2009, 12:35 AM

I've never been caught, but I caught my ex-husband one time. He was jerking off to a picture of me! But I'm sure he did it other times to pics of other women, too.

tomboy_chick

04-05-2009, 02:10 AM

i got caught once when i was about 16 by my grandmother. she just said "ooooops" and turned around and left. my grandma was cool.

Boogie_Boy

04-05-2009, 04:03 AM

Almost got caught sooooo many times. I was doing some crazy stuff to while fapping, and my family had to know, but I didn't care. They never brought it up, so it's fine as long as they don't.

Dylanchick0113

04-07-2009, 10:25 AM

never been caught,but this thread is good for a laught hee hee ,,lmao

mudpuddle

04-07-2009, 10:06 PM

My Brother Caught me masturbating in front of Web Cam...

Had the Chair turned into Centre of Room to get more Light...

I Think I traumatised Him... :(

He took the Cam off me...But Never mentioned the Incident Again...

desperado60

04-08-2009, 07:31 PM

Yes, I was caught by my then 18 yr old daughter. It was embarrassing, but she told me to finish what I was doing.

Patrick

04-08-2009, 11:39 PM

yes, but only once though. I was driving one day and as is all too common with me, I was sooo horny that I couldn't stand it anymore so I pulled over to the side of a country road and pulled my pants down and began to stroke off.
Being "preoccupied" I didn't see the hiker come up from behind my car and as he came by he got a good view and I could see him giggling.:blush5:

cambridgebob

04-13-2009, 10:54 AM

I was caught once by our neighbors wife.

Of course, I knew she was coming over and planned the whole thing........! Man did I take my time. Although I had my back to her, she stood in the doorway of our patio and watched until I was finished - then she left without saying word. Julia watched her the whole time from the kitchen window. What a thrill!