Insult the poster above you

[crummyrummy]

start with me.

[nakedundermyclothes]

Your ghey.

[I'minmyunderwear]

you can't even spell gay

[warmhandedcanadian]

you cant even wear clothes

[Willy_Wonka_27]

you post like a girl!

and you suck at finding waldo!

[oldfart]

you post like a girl!

and you suck at finding waldo!


Your mama should have swallowed...

[warmhandedcanadian]

you arent even old enough to be an old fart and you sure do stink you bastard!!

[I'minmyunderwear]

your hands are all warm and gross...

[LetLovinTakeHold]

You're mean!

[nakedundermyclothes]

you can't even spell gayi have my own way of spelling it! so ha!

your ghey too...who ever is above me...

[WWKCD729]

you stink like the ass juice of a roadkilled skunk wrapped in used condoms dipped in placenta thats mixed with the used thrown out fat of a liposuction office(cosemetics office)

[nakedundermyclothes]

oh yeah...well....your mom! lol.

[WWKCD729]

right back at you!!!its not my fault that you cant seem to keep your clothes on under your clothes, YOUR EPIDERMIS IS SHOWING!!

[indian~summer]

your insults are smart, which is lame, meaning you are in fact lame

[WWKCD729]

you are a voodoo doll made out of the feces of ghandi himself...that makes no sense and/or doesnt have a punchline

[warmhandedcanadian]

tsk, you can't even make me laugh

[D_MAN]

Uh... shuddup your canadian. eh? why dont you eat some syrup and have no influence on the political world?

[WWKCD729]

you havent even hit puberty...your voice cracks through the words you type

[rebelfight420]

well you like watching jimmy swaggert and masturbating

[crummyrummy]

your odor is attracting skunks and snapping turtles

[rebelfight420]

mr burns had sexual intercourse with your dog

[oldfart]

your name is mr burns

[I'minmyunderwear]

your name is your dog

[crummyrummy]

your mother was an otter, and your father smells of dingleberries

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

your mother smells like an otter, and your father is a dingleberry.

[crummyrummy]

sports a mullet and a cameltoe

[WVHippie]

your mom is a camel

[crummyrummy]

Uses Nair on his Face

[gesone]

you specialize in animal orgies, and you're the leading man

[crummyrummy]

Participated donkey show while participating in "the Real World : Tijuana"

[LetLovinTakeHold]

Your mom goes to college.






That and you look like one of those dancers from that Hanson video

[crummyrummy]

Has Naked Pictures of Ricky Martin in his wallet

[LetLovinTakeHold]

Has an actual clone of Ricky Martin living in his closet.

[I'minmyunderwear]

actually is ricky martin

[crummyrummy]

is so fat, when I"minmyunderwear jumps in the air, he gets stuck

[oldfart]

places Naked Pictures of Ricky Martin down his panties and then slow dances in his bathroom all by himself as he eats soft tacos....... YOU FREAK!!!!!!

[crummyrummy]

has videos of me placing Naked Pictures of Ricky Martin down my shorts and then slow dancing in my bathroom all by myself as I eat soft tacos on his Iphone

[oldfart]

Watches the video with me and then goes home to wank off while his mom watches...........

[I'minmyunderwear]

is an old fart...

[oldfart]

lost his virginity to a goat

[I'minmyunderwear]

got turned down by the goat

[oldfart]

raped by the goat - and liked it

[crummyrummy]

is a big doodoo head, AND has cooties

[FlyingBurritoBro]

doesn't share

[crummyrummy]

still defends his choice of NKOTB tattoo'd accross his shoulder blades.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

sits home cataloging his "cat hair" collection.

[crummyrummy]

Is so homely, Paris Hilton would not make a sex video with him.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Got kicked outta Girl Scouts for eating too many Brownies.

[gesone]

Is so weak couldn't hold a note.

[crummyrummy]

Is so clueless, borrows common sense from George W. Bush.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Is so tan people think he's David Hasselhoff. No wait. He's so DRUNK people think he's David Hasselhoff.

[out_in_the_sticks]

tried to make a joke but nobody laughed

[FlyingBurritoBro]

still uses dialup

[VolcomStoner420]

Thinks he is Bill Gates.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Thinks he's Florida Evans.

[crummyrummy]

Can only achieve an erection when his body is covered in slugs

[I'minmyunderwear]

gave a slug an orgasm

[Smelly Socks]

Porked the wrong donor and now has children with Rosie O'Donnell.

[crummyrummy]

Her socks have so many holes in them, they were used to justify the war in Iraq.

[warmhandedcanadian]

You can't afford your wedding!

[crummyrummy]

Enjoys chocolate salted balls

[warmhandedcanadian]

I do though!

[crummyrummy]

through a straw

[FlyingBurritoBro]

You're a jerk, Dent! A real knee biter!

[dacre4]

your an asshole 4 makin fun of people!!

[sitareric]

you are a single celled organism

[oldfart]

you have sex with your brother

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Yankee

[oldfart]

Nazi

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Republican

[crummyrummy]

You sir, rank up there with Paris Hilton's dog.

[J0hn]

After reading your thread, I was convulsed with laughter right to the very last adjective. Some day I intend reading it.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

And YOU are greener than the pee stains in an Irishman's underwear.

[crummyrummy]

You sniff your armpits for fun

[FlyingBurritoBro]

And you call yourself a turtle!

[Fallout55]

My shit has a higher I.Q. than the dead fucked part thing of a brain that wrote "flyingBurritoBro"

[FlyingBurritoBro]

so you're a smartass...

[gesone]

you enjoy squid fucking

[The_Man_On_The_Hill]

^^ At least I don't enjoy fucking my sister ^^

[crummyrummy]

^^ At least I don't enjoy fucking my sister ^^Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.

[warmhandedcanadian]

you chased your GF away from the forums!

[The_Man_On_The_Hill]

you chased your GF away from the forums!
No it was your stench that did that!!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

What a cuntrag...

[crummyrummy]

I bet your mother has a loud bark too.

[The_Man_On_The_Hill]

^^Not as loud as your daughters^^

[crummyrummy]

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Would modern medicine help that attitude?

[The_Man_On_The_Hill]

If only there was something to help your breathe!!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Oh look, it's Jack all grown up.

[crummyrummy]

If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

[PriceCheck]

The next time you pass by, I'll appreciate it.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

^ Loves nature.. inspite of what it did to him.

[mr.greenxxx]

^hes scottish

[oldfart]

will never amount to anything...

[I'minmyunderwear]

^amounted to everything he ever will 20 years ago

[oldfart]

I had sex with your mother and she told me I was better than you....

[FlyingBurritoBro]

You're like a woody allen film, only not as funny.

[oldfart]

Woody has nothing on me! you bitch...

[The_Man_On_The_Hill]

^^^^Typical New Yorker^^^^

[oldfart]

redneck goat fucker

[gesone]

simian anal inspector

[The_Man_On_The_Hill]

Stupid german whore mongruel with mucus-infested, feces-covered ball sacks hanging on your chin with cum in your mouth POS cock loving bitch!!!!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

The worst advice anyone ever gave you was "think for yourself".

[oldfart]

The worst advice anyone ever gave you was "think for yourself".
LOL- good stuff!


slimeball scumsucking cocklicker!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

HA! Scumball slimelicking cocksucker! riflmfao!

[crummyrummy]

you smell like a hog having anal sex with a rotting skunk

[FlyingBurritoBro]

You remind me of my favorite skidmark

[crummyrummy]

you definitely smell the type to have a favorite skidmark

[I'minmyunderwear]

you like to smell flyingburritobro's favorite skidmark

[EliWhitney]

Cheesy scab-picking, pimple-squeezing finger bandage! Boiled dripping beef fart bubble butt! Hemorrhoidal suck navel! Slug-slimed puked-up sack of rat guts and cat vomit. A week-old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side! Bang A Rang Rufio.

[crummyrummy]

werent you Louie Andersons body double for that nude pictorial he did for Sausagefest Magazine?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Didn't I recently see you hanging around the morgue, looking to redefine "stiffy"?

[The_Man_On_The_Hill]

^^Yeah but your jew mother never showed up!!

[crummyrummy]

you couldnt get laid in brothel

[PriceCheck]

Is allergic to goats, and buys a lot of ointment. A lot.

[crummyrummy]

do you gargle with dogshit, or is that just your hair treatment?

[PriceCheck]

You know if you're going to go out like that, you could at least wear a bag.

[crummyrummy]

maybe you should get that Michael Jackson package from Dr. 90210

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Are those your necklaces or did someone order you a Mr. T starter set?

[stratface]

i'll kill you all. i swear i'll do it.

[The_Man_On_The_Hill]

not if we kill you first!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Not if I can get away!

What is that smell?! It's coming from that hill...

[The_Man_On_The_Hill]

LOL That made me laugh

But i think its coming from your ass though, i hear those flying burritos are pretty wicked!!

[PriceCheck]

Hogs the crayons.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Hogs the Astroglide.

[Xiaoyan]

Is a cannibal (eats burritos).

[deadlove21]

Xiaoyan is a satanic ass worshiper

[PriceCheck]

You, madam, make Paris Hilton look classy.

[InEvasion]

Price check, your a fuckwit of epic proportions, bedazzled by a siege like desire to castrate the nations blindness, how fucking dare you. Burn in Helsinki.

[PriceCheck]

You're a wanking hosehead with his arse out the window.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Your ass is so wide I could tapdance on it

[PriceCheck]

Your mom is better in the sack than your wife. Everyone I know agrees with me.

[crazylegs]

Your breath smells like the fart of a dead snuffaluffagus.

[The_Man_On_The_Hill]

No, my breath smells like your wife's cootch....I guess the both smell the same though.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

If they put your brain up a gnat's ass, it'd look like a bb in a boxcar.

[gesone]

lol

[gesone]

you're so dull you make funerals look like raves

[lostification]

U look like a hobo, now go have a nutty shit about it.

[I'minmyunderwear]

you look like a nutty shit, now go be a homo about it

[The_Man_On_The_Hill]

your just a dumb ass!!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

you have an aura like burnt rubber.

[PriceCheck]

Thou art a dankish miscreant.

[The_Man_On_The_Hill]

Silly Candian Bitch

[FlyingBurritoBro]

When you walk into a room, even the carpet goes numb.

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

When you walk into a room everyone wants to slap your Mom.

[PriceCheck]

I did slap your mom, but it's because she asked me to.

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

Yeah, she told me. It was right after she said she had never before found a woman she could fist right out of the box.

[Shamanic Steve]

Your mommas a whore. :o

[deadlove21]

your girlfriend is better in bed than you :leaving:

[PriceCheck]

Your insults suck, I think it's best that you shove them up your ass. And a coconut.

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

Hey, PriceCheck come here, I've got an insult and a coconut to put in you.

[J.I.]

can someone insult me ?

[I'minmyunderwear]

you suck

[The_Man_On_The_Hill]

:applause: Yup, Great insult dick head :applause:

[NatureBoy93]

your a ...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/newsmilies/3/set12_b/uhoh2.gif... STINK!!!http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/newsmilies/leaving.gif

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Just another teenage dirtbag...

[crummyrummy]

Is that a caterpillar in your pants?

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

Associates caterpillars with penises. Makes him feel not quite so small.

[crummyrummy]

with just a lick more style, you could rank right up there with Fred Durst

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

is so cheap he recycles corn.

[trippymctripperson]

once ordered gravy...with a side of mashed potatoes, WHO DOES THAT!?

[crummyrummy]

Muhammad had you in mind when he designed the Burka

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.

[crummyrummy]

Your lice just started a petition to make you take a shower.

[trippymctripperson]

Once cracked a joke about how fat the guy down the hall was, only to later realize he was looking in a mirror.

[crummyrummy]

has to lube up just to fit into his underwear

[trippymctripperson]

forgot that he gave me the lube after a long night of fun

[PriceCheck]

^^I'm not sure what makes you so dense, but it's working.

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

Got herself arrested thinking she would get a free "cell" phone out of the deal.

[PriceCheck]

^^Scored "Tuesday" on his IQ test.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

The best thing about you is... well, there's...

[InEvasion]

Burrito and then there's heaven. God only made one for the other.

[PriceCheck]

InEvasion is not as dumb as he looks. That would be impossible anyways.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

She took Spanish in high school. That makes her illiterate in two languages.

[PriceCheck]

You sir, are a nincompoop. That's right I said it.

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

Wants to use the self checkout at the store. The only thing stopping her is she can't figure out where the mirror is.

[crummyrummy]

has an ABBA tattoo
http://maria1967.punt.nl/fotoboek/t_50545_366575.jpg

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

Threatened to cut the wife off if she didn't make him dinner. Now he's hungry and has to try to figure out where she getting it.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Shoulda named him Candy. Cuz he's such a Smartie.

[PriceCheck]

You'd make an excellent speedbump.

[warmhandedcanadian]

lives in a smog infested city









(Im guessing)

[FlyingBurritoBro]

If I had a quarter for every original thought you'd had, I'd be begging for change for the pay toilet.

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

Turns his condoms inside out so he doesn't get pregnant.

[crummyrummy]

Listens to Imus

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

Lost three pounds... by removing his underwear.

[crummyrummy]

Thought he had hard on, then realized his navel is an outtie

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

[PriceCheck]

Donkey milker!

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toe sucker.

[crummyrummy]

His penis is so bent, he has to stand next to the goat to get it in.

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

All through school his teachers called him "special". He's finally starting to understand what they meant.

[crummyrummy]

Thinks sitting at the "little table" during family holidays means he's babysitting.

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

The wife had curb feelers installed on both sides of vehicle. Just in case she should ever be forced to let him drive.

[PriceCheck]

You are a skinny little man. Your pajamas have room for only one stripe and you live in fear of origami enthusiasts.

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

Very nice PriceCheck, I bet it makes you giggle when the smart people are willing to help you.

[crummyrummy]

I bet you have the directors cut of Showgirls

[PriceCheck]

You couldn't appeal to a dog if you were wrapped in beef jerky.

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

I was over at PriceChecks Moms house a few minutes ago. PriceCheck called and I could tell she was pretty upset. Her Mom wasted no time setting her straight. All she said was "PriceCheck, now pay attention. S is before W in the alphabet. Thats all you have to remember. Shit AND THEN wipe Girl."

[warmhandedcanadian]

what the hell kind of user name is that dumbass?!

[crummyrummy]

what the hell kind of user name is that dumbass?!Can't hold her liquor

[FlyingBurritoBro]

What's a jerk like you doing in a place like this?

[PriceCheck]

My grandmother is very upset that you haven't called.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

We could braid your nipple hair...

[hailtothekingbaby]

You like star trek.

[PriceCheck]

If a rat, a lawyer, and you were all hanging off a cliff over a bed of jagged rocks and I only had time to save one of you, I'd save the lawyer and stomp on your fingers so the rat would have something soft to land on.

[crummyrummy]

So, are you pre or post op?

[warmhandedcanadian]

grows potatoes in his ears

[PriceCheck]

warmhandedcanadian = hosehead.

[warmhandedcanadian]

also a hosehead and didnt realize it ... thus an intellecutally challenged hosehead

[sitareric]

You are weak and flabby

[FlyingBurritoBro]

You're like a lap dance. Expensive and full of empty promise.

[crummyrummy]

You look like a bucket of smashed assholes. You ever seen a bucket of smashed assholes? Well you look just like one!!!

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

You are as stupid as a stone that other stones make fun of for being stupid.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

If you were a joke (which you are) you wouldn't be funny.

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held onto it.

[PriceCheck]

You're so old when you fart a little cloud of dust shoots out yer arse.

[rkdmdmnrkldm]

When your Hubby runs out for cigs. thats exactly what he's doing. He keeps his carton at Debby's.

[crummyrummy]

gets drunk ONLY to have sex with transvestites and be able to blame it on the booze.

[PriceCheck]

I was about to call an ambulance but someone told me you always look like that.

[streetkid]

lol



i was about to return you but then i remembered i was being paid to take you!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Streetkid... More like Streetrat.

[PriceCheck]

Have you seen your reflection lately or does it still duck when you walk past a mirror?

[ametisti]

is that your face or did your neck throw up?

[crummyrummy]

You remind me of a pepperoni pizza on a toothpick.

[ametisti]

take the masks off, holloween is over.

[PriceCheck]

You're like a mobile home for stupid.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

You've got a problem, and it's hard to pronounce.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Ean also commented on your perverted habit of "watching as the frilly panties run".

[crummyrummy]

Takes "camel toe" to a whole new extreme.

[PriceCheck]

Hey put that away you could poke someone's eye out with...well maybe if they were really, really, really close... ah, never mind I don't think anyone will even notice.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

red on the head like the dick on a dog...

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Asswipe.

[PriceCheck]

Penis breath.

[GLENGLEN]

Wears Her Mothers Army Boots When Required To "Dress Formal"..??



Cheers Glen.

[crummyrummy]

bathes in goat urine and motoroil.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Cut off his middle fingers and he couldn't express himself.

[crummyrummy]

couldnt find his ass with a room full of drunk gay men

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with 100 bills taped to him

[crummyrummy]

dances like Al Gore

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Drives a LeCar

[crummyrummy]

Drives without insurance

[PriceCheck]

His natural scent is mothball.

[crummyrummy]

has a pair of odor eaters sewn into her underpants

[PriceCheck]

^Has nipples the size of dinner plates.

[crummyrummy]

has grill marks on her rear from sitting on the waffle iron

[PriceCheck]

Pees a little when sneezing.

[crummyrummy]

makes wigs from her mustache hair

[FlyingBurritoBro]

has braded his underarm hairs and beaded them, like in "10".

[PriceCheck]

Has "Kiss me I'm Italian" shaved into his back.