Let's start a cult

[SunshineChild]

I think the Hip Forums should start a cult. Somewhat like COOL but for all ages.

[Duck]

haha =D

[SunshineChild]

Speak no lies
Should you be woven into the fabric of time
Be no hate
Should you be brought into the journey of life
Cause no prejudice
Should you be called upon by the Earth our Lord
Breathe no smoke
Should you be the first to draw the sword
Shape no love
Should you not split your personal glamor
Be no life
Should you be the bringer of clamor
Allow no next world entry
Should you be the bringer of death
See no bliss
Should you deny voice of your breath

Soak in the words of your personal Wisdom, for the Earth shall lead us to the true balance. Mother Earth.. she is declaring war on non-believers.. Not weapons shall she use, but love, love I tell you, the fundamental key to exploring life and seeing beyond the boundaries, unlocking the wooden door to our Cosmic Essence -- beyond the mental wall that blocks us from the outside. Shall the sun guide us through this time of the Great Love War, as we are People of the Earth, Children of the Sunshine, and Seekers of the Divine, just like them. We are the Shai Ming Society.

[Okiefreak]

That's really good, man! You could make it big time as a cult leader, maybe even a telecultist, if you can spin out shit like this. You've got to add some supernatural being who gave you this wisdom--better yet, and Alien (ET?). And you could set up in Hollywood. Big time celebs would flock to you. By the way, does shai ming mean anything?

[SunshineChild]

Shaiming is Chinese for "Sunshine". I made it into two words to look better. ;)

[vactom]

I don't like the "Breathe no smoke" part, unless, ofcourse you were speaking of smoke metaphoricly, as a symbol of sin. Which that would make sense, because if we were about to be judged by Gaia and we were to sin, that wouldn't be too good.
Other than that, it's a masterpiece.

[Duck]

I don't like many of them

can we be one of those cool cults that supports some weird sexual perversion? (possibly an illegal one?)

[SunshineChild]

Our philosophy is love, isn't it? ;)

Just need some chicks..

[Duck]

Our philosophy is love, isn't it? ;)

Just need some chicks..like... baby chickens?
beastiality of young poultry is a good basis for a cult =D

[vactom]

like... baby chickens?
beastiality of young poultry is a good basis for a cult =DCount me in.

[SunshineChild]

If you really think we should have sex, I think we should have massive orgy genderless cyber-sex via the Shai Ming Society Myspace Blog. :D

Oh, and I hereby declare myself Shen Manchu, Messenger of the Sun.

[vactom]

I declare myself as Θεός του πρωκτικού βιασμού, God of the Anal Rape. In Greek of course, because chinese translaters are hard as balls to find. :(

[SunshineChild]

As long as it's statutory rape, but no younger than 13. :)

[HenryDude]

hmm .. I'd convert but my Muslim faith might issue a fatwa on me .. ;)
ahh screw it .. I'm convertin.. Shai Ming! Shai Ming! Shai Ming!

[RELAYER]

Can we include Shambalah, the Easter Sun?
The lost city of the perfected mind?

[SunshineChild]

I'm off to smoke marijuana, meditate, and listen to the words of Shai Ming. I'll be back with the answers soon, RELAYER.

[SunshineChild]

dobuel post

[SunshineChild]

RELAYER, when I asked about Shambhala, the Easter Sun, and the lost city of the perfected mind, Shai Ming asked me "The answer is clear if you can answer this: is it Truth or is it Wisdom? Is it Love or is it Hate? Is it Positive or is it Negative?".
While I was speaking with Shai Ming, he told me to write down a message for you "beautiful Seekers of the Truth and Divine". He also emphasized I write it down or else I'll forget.

The message is as follows:
"Hello, my young Freedom Fighters!

As with this message, I hereby declare Shen Manchu and Relayer Messengers of Truth. Through their words shall you follow and sow Wisdom and Truth. I will guide you all through the Journey of Life through use of marijuana and meditation, but only to these two shall I 'speak'. To Shen in person and Relayer in Spirit, these are our holders of The Truth of Life. Through your Cosmic Essence, your spacious body in the dream-world, and through love, shall you truly learn.

Marijuana smoking and meditation are sacred acts which bring Great Wisdom, but Wisdom is a far-cry from Truth. Only through the Messages of Shen and Translations of Relayer shall be true Wisdom as given to you by your Protector, your Sun, Shai Ming.

Love is of the most sacred act, and the fundamental message of the Shai Ming teachings. True Love will not immediately reveal itself, but through Faith and Learning of True Love shall it transpire. To deny Love is of the greatest Sins and shall be punished as our Messengers deem fit. For everything the Earth was created in was created in Love. To deny Love is to mock Love.

Sex is of the greatest methods of Love and, should you deny the Offer of Sex by a Society member of the opposite gender, you are denying Love.

Breathe no smoke, should you be first to draw the sword, for marijuana is of the greatest examples of Love. To associate marijuana with violence and hatred is of the greatest Denials of Love.

To pray to the Moon, Yue, is of the greatest Denials of Love, for Yue is to represent the world has not yet achieved True Love. Because, to believe in perfection, is also a denial of Love, as Yue is our example of imperfection within the communion of Life.

Aliens are real. There ARE extraterrestrial lifeforms.

We do not need guns as weapons. Although we are fighting a Love 'War', the only weapon needed is Love.

Should a non-follower ask you "Are you in a cult?", respond "If love is that unorthodox, then I am in a cult".

To perceive injustice without positive action is to deny Love.

You, my followers, are to begin construction on an Online Temple and an Online Community, which shall take their teachings to their every day lives.

You, my followers, are to tell others of Shai Ming. Only false believers shall not spread the Love and Word of Shai Ming.

Shai Ming hath spoken. Namaste."

I think we need this positivity here at Hip Forums now more than ever. Because I don't know about you guys, but I'm honestly not feeling too welcome here anymore.

[Jeepster]

Cults are always fun...Can I be the Shai Ming Society's first chick?

[rebelfight420]

hail shai ming !!!!!! my god!

[Frater Matthew]

may i please join your group of love? if it is fine with shai ming of course. If i can join i would like to be qí de dì xiōng. which is Brother of Peace in my horrible chinese translation.

[rebelfight420]

^ No!

[Frater Matthew]

oh...ok... well then..... deus ex machina!!

[Frater Matthew]

ohh.... ok... deux es machina!!!

[SunshineChild]

We are all members.

[Frater Matthew]

??? I do not under stand

[Frater Matthew]

iam confused.

[Frater Matthew]

i have a message i got after i had taken 2g of caffine pills and 3 perkasets last evening.
"Realease from these taints, and become taintless." i kept seeing a bright gold light shining down on me the rest of last night.

[KiddieP]

Should we really start a cult?

[Frater Matthew]

i beleve it is imparative that we have prefrence over these mindacants, and also we start a cult.

[aspirine]

What should the doctrines and practices of a fun cult with this name be?


I think the Hip Forums should start a cult. Somewhat like COOL but for all ages.