1001 and one things to do in your underwear

[crummyrummy]

1:
scam old ladies out of their life savings

[I'minmyunderwear]

2: post on hipforums...

[WoodRat]

138:

set them on fire!

[SugarStash]

4: Dance!!!

[I'minmyunderwear]

5: get in your car, turn it on, drive at exactly 16 miles per hour exactly 297.3454 miles directly west from your current location, get out of the car, turn around 4 times, get back in the car, drive exactly 306.1 miles to the northeast, get out of the car again, bite your left arm just below the elbow, turn around 12 times, get back in the car, drive 7 inches straight forward, get back out of the car, smoke 3 marlboro reds, turn around twice, bite yourself in the knee, get back in the car, look down at yourself, and exclaim "Where the fuck are my pants!?"

[WoodRat]

#1:

Take'em off and get a blowjob from every chick on the planet.

[I'minmyunderwear]

i'm sorry, but there can only be one number one....

[WoodRat]

i'm sorry, but there can only be one number one....Meaning me, thanks, I'll remember to take another favor.

69:
Stick it up a strangers ass.
96:
stick up your own ass
101:
stick it in a donkeys' ass, and call it rosmary.

[crummyrummy]

11, go bowling

[WoodRat]

18:

go skydiving!

[crummyrummy]

coerce a beaver into your station wagon

[WoodRat]

20:

Feed it to a llama

[stinkfoot]

20:

Feed it to a llama :eek:
While wearing it????

Unless I misread the topic the question is, "1001 and one (meaning 1002) things to do IN your underwear" as opposed to "1001 and one things to do WITH your underwear"!

[crummyrummy]

feed a llama yesterdays underwear

[WoodRat]

:eek:
While wearing it????

Unless I misread the topic the question is, "1001 and one (meaning 1002) things to do IN your underwear" as opposed to "1001 and one things to do WITH your underwear"!&

feed a llama yesterdays underwearcout <<
What can I say man? I stay fresh...;
return;

21:
Invent the internet!

[crummyrummy]

evolve into a pure light entity

[in da snake]

go to mars and scream like Arnold in total recall.

[crummyrummy]

buy and sell stocks

[bbluvsu]

get married

[crummyrummy]

Boldly go where no man has gone before.

[Flight From Ashiya]

Visit your local Nun's Convent.

[crummyrummy]

subscribe to various magazines about golf

[yo-yo]

do tha funky monkey

[crummyrummy]

play twister

[yo-yo]

go ice skating...burrrrrr!!

[gemstar]

Bake bread

[crummyrummy]

remove flea collars from stray cats

[I'minmyunderwear]

go underwear shopping

[crummyrummy]

steal shopping carts and make sculptures with them to be placed in front of moving trains.

[nextGENERATIONhippie]

take them off

[sanja_serbia]

do the irish dance (wherever you are)?

[redyelruc]

Ask your girlfriend's father for permission to marry her.

[yo-yo]

Let Ur Dog Lick Ur Belly Button

[crummyrummy]

blow chunks

[yo-yo]

eat hot wings

[crummyrummy]

spot clean a sofa

[IlUvMuSIc]

Start a fast food chain and brainwash the country, then use this power to get all the free lemons you want!!!!

Practice your evil laugh!!

[yo-yo]

give some flowers to IlUvMuSIc to see if i can get some free lemons too!!

[I'minmyunderwear]

give some flowers to IlUvMuSIc to see if i can get some free lemons too!!

they're not really free if you already paid for them in flowers

[Mrs.Krinkle]

go to grandma's.

[yo-yo]

they're not really free if you already paid for them in flowers

well tha whole idea would be a trade for a trade, nothing n life is really for free now is it...

[I'minmyunderwear]

^if a homeless person is sitting there drunk and someone gives him a dollar, there's no trade involved, it's just free money.


if you want free lemons, just steal them. it's not entirely free because it involves work, but it's cheaper than buying or growing flowers to trade for them. though i suppose it might be easier to steal some flowers and then trade them for lemons, and if you have a secret admirer who just gives you flowers which you can trade...

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

not brush your teeth.

[yo-yo]

i dont steal!!! especially n my undies! i would like to go to shroom land n my undies!!

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

how bout.. go to shroom land in my undies, while playing with a yo-yo, that lights up. lol

[yo-yo]

*hehe* i light up all tha time... especially n my undies..lol

i wonder if id make some money panhandleing n my undies?

prolly so!! lol

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

5: get in your car, turn it on, drive at exactly 16 miles per hour exactly 297.3454 miles directly west from your current location, get out of the car, turn around 4 times, get back in the car, drive exactly 306.1 miles to the northeast, get out of the car again, bite your left arm just below the elbow, turn around 12 times, get back in the car, drive 7 inches straight forward, get back out of the car, smoke 3 marlboro reds, turn around twice, bite yourself in the knee, get back in the car, look down at yourself, and exclaim "Where the fuck are my pants!?"i think i'll do that.

[Barabajagal1967]

pee in public

[crummyrummy]

train panda bears to rob banks

[yo-yo]

smoke cigarettes and talk to mormans, while making my dogs red rocket come out.....
bwahahahaha!!!! rofl

[crummyrummy]

makes girl scouts pay you "protection" money during cookie season.

[yo-yo]

rub mah-belly and pat mah-head:o)

[crummyrummy]

ball scratchin'

[mamaKCita]

hose yourself down.

(it's REALLY hot here)

[crummyrummy]

ding dong ditch

[yo-yo]

take tha undies off!

[crummyrummy]

skeeball tourney

[mamaKCita]

flirt with people on the internet while watching your husband watch football.

[I'minmyunderwear]

watch football while your wife is whoring it up online

[crummyrummy]

go to the stereo section at your local walmart and set all them to static, max volume.

[I'minmyunderwear]

set up a new hipforums account!



really, why didn't i think of this one earlier?

[crummyrummy]

donate pork

[yo-yo]

sell furniture

[crummyrummy]

wittle firewood into bowling pins

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

sort your other underwear by color, while saying weeeeeeeeee...

[yo-yo]

scream at a neighbor

[gesone]

Visit Disney World.

[yo-yo]

hump mickey mouse's leg

[I'minmyunderwear]

get permanently banned from disney world

[Stubb0rnSt0n3r]

Pour all kinds of concentrated human waste all over yourself and start a revolt.

[gesone]

check into a hotel

[crummyrummy]

pop zits

[yo-yo]

poke everyone n this forum n tha eye ball

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Sit around and look at each other's underwear.

[yo-yo]

look at flyingburritobro's superman underwear.. *snickers* theyre cute:o)

[shine_crazydiamond]

fly a kite in a wide open feild

[FlyingBurritoBro]

live outside the law

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

Go Underwear Shopping! :)

[crummyrummy]

Build a better mousetrap and wait for the world to beat a path to my door

[Stubb0rnSt0n3r]

get dressed in clothing made out of other underwear

[crummyrummy]

Jazzy Discharge Party Hat party

[yo-yo]

steal other ppls underwear!

[crummyrummy]

see how much of lake michigan you can steal without anybody noticing.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

homework.
(i do this)

[yo-yo]

look n ppls windows

[FlyingBurritoBro]

peek in yoyo's underwear

[gesone]

play darts

[crummyrummy]

Cook Pasta with peas

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Get to know each other

[crummyrummy]

watch Jennifer Love Hewitt adjust an uncomfortable bra on TV.

[PriceCheck]

Volunteer for jury duty.

[crummyrummy]

give birth to a nation

[PriceCheck]

Cement some mannequins to your neighbour's roof and pose them inappropriately.

[yo-yo]

trade undies w/flying burrito..:tounge:

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

start an only-in-your-underwear parade.

[crummyrummy]

Deliver snow cones to traffic cops

[PriceCheck]

Buy a pair of used mittens on eBay.

[yo-yo]

give urself a wedgie!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

start a revolution

[PriceCheck]

Blow a popsicle stand.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

cook dinner for everybody

[gesone]

listen to other people's conversation

[yo-yo]

scream "I HAVENT CHANGED MY UNDERWEAR N A MONTH" n tha middle of a large crowd

[PriceCheck]

spin a dreidel

[FlyingBurritoBro]

play space cadet pinball

[yo-yo]

steal flyin burritos pinball machine... *grins devilishly*

[crummyrummy]

Pole vault over the Grand Canyon

[PriceCheck]

Try to bite your elbow.

[mr.greenxxx]

count your pubes, measure them, shampoo and condition them. massage your foreskin, play with your balls. u just need some creativity, theres millions of things to do

[its_des10e]

Who's kepping count? lol

[PriceCheck]

Count the posts in this thread.

[crummyrummy]

carve a gun out of a bar of soap

[yo-yo]

TP ppls houses

[FlyingBurritoBro]

TM your BFF

[crummyrummy]

cut out that cancerous lump under your armpit

[yo-yo]

spring cleanning

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

smash bottles

[yo-yo]

wear saggin undies...:{P

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

go down the up esculator
and go up the down esculator.

[crummyrummy]

blow bubbles in the park listening to loud polka music

[yo-yo]

just smoke some ganj and lay on tha couch

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Drank some beirs in yo underviers!

[crummyrummy]

name constellations

[PriceCheck]

See if you can fit your fist in your mouth.

[PriceCheck]

See if you can fit someone else's fist in your mouth.

[crummyrummy]

make ice carvings of legos

[PriceCheck]

Make your dog a snowcone.

[crummyrummy]

deal blackjack in a seedy tijuana brothel

[PriceCheck]

Draw a moustache on the TV screen, cheer whenever someone walks into it.

[themnax]

if my underwear was big enough to do anything in it would fall off. which is why i don't wear any now. anything i was interested in doing anyway. and most of the things i'm interested in doing, don't give a dam what i am or am not wearing. only the statistical consensus of idiots who can't stand to see anyone not being the same kind of idiots as themselves requires us to wear anything to avoid getting in trouble with them.

that and the north wind. when it's real and not just a pretentious excuse for the other. both of which occur of course. depending somewhat upon where you are.

=^^=
.../\...

[crummyrummy]

dog circumcisions

[PriceCheck]

Bake a pie.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

sit next to a priest

[PriceCheck]

Artificially inseminate a woodchuck.

[crummyrummy]

pour salt on a birds tail

[InEvasion]

rip ones own skin off, make a small canoe and sail through ones own intestine

[crummyrummy]

raise goats

[PriceCheck]

rip ones own skin off, make a small canoe and sail through ones own intestinehttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/newsmilies/smilielol5.gif Awesome.

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Paint your kitchen in the dark.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

pour salt on a birds tailpour salt on a slug!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

pour salt on the web of your hand between your thumb and forefinger, grasp lemon slice with same thumb and forefinger, grasp shot glass with thumb and forefinger on opposite hand...

[PriceCheck]

Hang spoons from your nose and any other protrusive body parts you may have.

[yo-yo]

help hang tha spoons :clown:

[crummyrummy]

Manufacture crystal LSD

[Autentique]

ask your rommate if he/she has shoes that go with your outfit :tongue:

[crummyrummy]

pole dance

[PriceCheck]

Build a shrine to your next door neighbour in the front yard.

[EliWhitney]

Have you guys ever actually lived in a pair of underwear?....its terrible.

[gesone]

take 10 hits of lsd and see what happens...

[tomaeb]

motocross

[EliWhitney]

Sleep in a dirt tunnel

[PriceCheck]

Plant some rhubarb.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

go pan handling.

[yo-yo]

sing at ur best friends wedding

[crummyrummy]

I would like to see a state of the union address where everybody on and off stage were in their underwear.

[PriceCheck]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cMaMhrsps8

[crummyrummy]

direct and star in a film adaptation of Dr. Suess' "the 500 hats of Bartholomew Cubbins"

[PriceCheck]

Make some fruit punch.

[crummyrummy]

Drink a diet soda

[PriceCheck]

Put our right foot in. Then take your right foot out. Then put your right foot back in again. At this point you can shake it all about. I am not certain of subsequent actions as the remainder of these instructions do not make sense to me.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Change the oil in the tractor.

[crummyrummy]

test the ice for sturdiness

[PriceCheck]

Carve fruits into the shape of other fruits.

[crummyrummy]

invest in potato and salmon futures

[PriceCheck]

Shave your neighbour's cat.

[themnax]

climb a ladder.

=^^=
.../\...

[crummyrummy]

steal third bass

[PriceCheck]

Draw a picture of a man buying a cantaloupe.

[nextGENERATIONhippie]

buy a cantaloupe and draw a picture of it on an etch a sketch

[crummyrummy]

challenge Barrack Obama to a duel.

[PriceCheck]

Give your goldfish a pedicure.

[spongebobsmokepants]

eat oreos and watch sci fi

[PriceCheck]

Glue fake eyelashes on your spouse's butt.

[crummyrummy]

Bore people to death with your stories told in monotone, while riding the bus.

[PriceCheck]

Put on a tie and go to a formal dinner.

[crummyrummy]

learn to play the steal drums

[PriceCheck]

Water the plants.

[crummyrummy]

hit into a triple play.

[PriceCheck]

Find someone who is asleep and find out how many peanuts you can throw at them before they wake up.

[crummyrummy]

Smell my feet, then give me something good to eat.

[PriceCheck]

Refrain from sitting on a cactus.

[crummyrummy]

hit a bucket of golf balls at the drive range

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

go to speakers corner

(a Toronto thing)

[crummyrummy]

Escape from Toronto in a van full of syrup.

[PriceCheck]

Stand behind shroom_land, wave occasionally and then look at your friends and laugh like this:

"ahyuk hyuk....huh huh.....huh"

Also start some hillarious gestures but don't actually make them, instead chicken out after an awkward burst of movement and then resort to the previously mentioned laugh. Remember to keep glancing at your friends for approval.

[crummyrummy]

Frame Bruce Willis for murder

[PriceCheck]

Buy one of those metallic pinwheels and attempt to gift it to a foreigner on the trolly.

[crummyrummy]

move in with a cat lady

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

say a bunch of tounge twisters on a bus.

[IronZeppelin]

Be what Willis was talking about.

[crummyrummy]

Build a cardboard box fort

[Whatevs]

Strut

[crummyrummy]

stalk a wild hog

[young_hippy_4:20]

beat your meat...........lmfao

[PriceCheck]

Feign interest in what a telemarketer has to say.

[crummyrummy]

Resist the urge to cover up.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

flicker the lights on and off.

[Whatevs]

Sit in a tree

[crummyrummy]

construct a secret passage

[PriceCheck]

Fill your room mate's shoes with petroleum jelly.

[Shamanic Steve]

Sleep!

[crummyrummy]

shred a years worth of junk mail.

[green faerie]

take enormous bong hits

[crummyrummy]

make a cake.

[green faerie]

yay cake!!!

[crummyrummy]

break the blender while making margaritas.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

steal your neighbors morning newspaper.

[Flight From Ashiya]

Steal your neighbour's wife!!!.

[Moon_Unit]

play a live concert

[crummyrummy]

collect donations for the battered womans shelter

[Shamanic Steve]

Watch Weebl and Bob

[crummyrummy]

Pen a lyrical sonnet about your true love.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

try out the beds in IKEA

[crummyrummy]

try out for a Broadway Musical.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

get random people on the street to sign your body. - and see how many signatures you can fit.

[crummyrummy]

build sandcastles

[lostboundaries]

#72 jump off a three story building on to a pile of porcupine pillows

[crummyrummy]

design terry cloth athletic attire

[PriceCheck]

Make a pie chart illustrating the consumption of bathroom tissue as it relates to the various members of the household. Should the roll turn up empty at a later date the individual with the largest slice shall be held accountable whenever no other evidence is available.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

try on all the different kinds of deodorant at your local convenient store.

[crummyrummy]

hike through India.

[mr.greenxxx]

hide marbles

[crummyrummy]

fan the flames of intolerance

[PriceCheck]

Reject yourself for a date.

[crummyrummy]

build scarecrows

[FlyingBurritoBro]

work on your tractor

[crummyrummy]

build a scale model of the Taj Mahal using matchsticks

[PriceCheck]

Pull tinsel out of the cat's butt. (fa la la la la...)

[crummyrummy]

Slap a silly bitch

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

bark

[bobblebrain]

run a marathon

[PriceCheck]

Look for treasure in the sofa.

[crummyrummy]

Paint a donkey with zebra stripes.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

peel potatos

[crummyrummy]

shroom

[FlyingBurritoBro]

watch porn and eat cereal flakes

[crummyrummy]

paint the blades of grass

[PriceCheck]

Make a pot of soup and maybe bring me a tupperware with soup in it.

[Mitok]

Smuggle people into the country

[crummyrummy]

grease the palms of crooked elected officials.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Cancel your subscription to Vanity Fair.

[crummyrummy]

shoot pool

[Flight From Ashiya]

Attend the next:flower arranging meeting of the 'Women's Institute'.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

go stand at a store window and pretend to be a mannequin

[crummyrummy]

build faux igloos outta cardboard boxes

[Mitok]

Buy twenty stocks of Jay's potato chips

[ripple]

Carry your pet around the house so it can see what are on the countertops, which have always been a mystery to it.

[stinkfoot]

Frantically search for clothing.

[crummyrummy]

compete in the beer olympics

[bandbeyondescription]

play guitar...

[crummyrummy]

go into a library with a whistle and blow man, BLOW~!!!!!!!