1001 and one things to do in your underwear [Archive] - Page 3

crummyrummy

12-31-2007, 05:40 AM

Constantly remove the good batteries from the TV remote and replace them with Dead ones. Get one of those keychain remotes off ebay, and have some fun.

Love Fest1969

12-31-2007, 06:14 AM

Wait for the mailman to arrive.

crummyrummy

12-31-2007, 07:10 AM

Bark at the neighbors

Love Fest1969

12-31-2007, 07:59 AM

Learn how to paint like Bob Ross

crummyrummy

12-31-2007, 08:51 AM

Tie glow sticks to helium balloons and set them afloat in the evenings, just to give the ufo watchers something to log in their journals.

PriceCheck

12-31-2007, 09:42 AM

Watch reruns of Leverne & Shirley.

crummyrummy

12-31-2007, 09:44 AM

Rent a moving van and haul an entire truck full of snow to your neighbors driveway.

Camille

12-31-2007, 10:14 AM

Sing along to "The humans are dead" By flight of the conchords. Oh yeah.

crummyrummy

12-31-2007, 10:19 AM

Coax squirrels into your car.

Camille

12-31-2007, 10:30 AM

Catch a kiwi then get sent to jail.

crummyrummy

12-31-2007, 10:33 AM

Drive around all day with out a seat belt on.

PriceCheck

12-31-2007, 11:06 AM

Buy someone a cactus.

crummyrummy

12-31-2007, 11:07 AM

Try on sambreros

Love Fest1969

12-31-2007, 08:09 PM

Become a model

FlyingBurritoBro

12-31-2007, 09:53 PM

Clean house.

Love Fest1969

12-31-2007, 09:56 PM

Sit on the roof

PriceCheck

01-01-2008, 01:57 AM

Practice the Heimlich maneuver on the mailman.

crummyrummy

01-01-2008, 12:36 PM

Talk shit to really big guys.

PriceCheck

01-01-2008, 02:42 PM

Refinish that old chair your grandad bought for you at the flea market last September.

Love Fest1969

01-02-2008, 12:37 AM

Watch The Honeymooners marathon.

Rock Hard

01-02-2008, 12:50 AM

Go to the mall, and in a really bad Jamaican accent, call everyone "mon".

FlyingBurritoBro

01-02-2008, 01:39 AM

Engage in horseplay

crummyrummy

01-02-2008, 04:34 AM

Polish the silverware

Love Fest1969

01-02-2008, 04:37 AM

Lick ice cubes

PriceCheck

01-02-2008, 05:06 AM

Install a mirror in the closet.

crummyrummy

01-03-2008, 04:42 AM

bury road flares in the sand of the fire pits at the beach.

PriceCheck

01-03-2008, 05:00 AM

Work on your glutes.

farmout

01-03-2008, 03:46 PM

be the Walmart greeter......:-)

crummyrummy

01-04-2008, 02:13 AM

Sell candy door to door.

i_was_in_shroom_land

01-04-2008, 02:50 AM

make a flame thrower by using perfume and a lighter

crummyrummy

01-04-2008, 03:54 AM

Stencil all the addresses of your neighbors on their curbs and tires.

PriceCheck

01-04-2008, 05:17 AM

Sew buttons to your chandelier.

farmout

01-04-2008, 02:39 PM

slide down a slope on a innertube in da snow.......:-)

FlyingBurritoBro

01-04-2008, 03:32 PM

feed your turtles

crummyrummy

01-04-2008, 08:58 PM

Build a snowman using only your feet.

marbchic

01-04-2008, 11:09 PM

go polar swimming

crummyrummy

01-04-2008, 11:22 PM

Climb the Berlin pile of rubble.

PriceCheck

01-04-2008, 11:49 PM

Hide in the graveyard moaning at passers by. Occasionally moan an advertisement for Jiffy Lube.

crummyrummy

01-05-2008, 05:23 AM

Go to a laundromat and pee in the dryers.

Love Fest1969

01-05-2008, 06:22 AM

Take a test.

crummyrummy

01-05-2008, 08:55 AM

Play saxaphone for change at the bus terminal.

farmout

01-05-2008, 03:33 PM

turn them inside out and call-em clean......:-)

FlyingBurritoBro

01-05-2008, 03:40 PM

At this point maybe we should burn them... I mean, how many sides can underwear have?

Recreate the carwash scene from Karate Kid. Wax on. Wax off.

PriceCheck

01-06-2008, 04:56 AM

Sit on the floor beside a walnut shell and cry.

Love Fest1969

01-06-2008, 05:03 AM

Hump random strangers.

FlyingBurritoBro

01-06-2008, 10:51 PM

Cell phone photos to all your friends of you in your underwear.

crummyrummy

01-07-2008, 12:11 AM

Throw temper tantrums outside the candy store at the mall.

PriceCheck

01-07-2008, 04:23 AM

Add a set of flippers and declare yourself art.

crummyrummy

01-07-2008, 05:35 PM

Drive around at night with no headlights.

farmout

01-07-2008, 06:23 PM

build a snowman........:-)

crummyrummy

01-07-2008, 06:51 PM

slide down the stairs on a large platter

FlyingBurritoBro

01-08-2008, 02:29 AM

Pole Dance

Love Fest1969

01-08-2008, 05:38 AM

Howl at the moon.

crummyrummy

01-09-2008, 07:50 AM

Learn to play the maracas.

PriceCheck

01-09-2008, 01:10 PM

Repeatedly run head first into the passenger side of your neighbour's Volvo.

Love Fest1969

01-09-2008, 07:23 PM

Volunteer at a retirement home.

farmout

01-09-2008, 09:31 PM

get drunk.....:-)

Rock Hard

01-10-2008, 12:28 AM

Make obscene phone calls to everyone you know, then ring back and appologise.

FlyingBurritoBro

01-10-2008, 02:30 AM

Pet the dog

i_was_in_shroom_land

01-12-2008, 12:15 AM

steal your neighbours coupons in their mailboxes.

crummyrummy

01-12-2008, 02:12 AM

Build a house of cards using those giant playing cards magicians use.

E-Rocc

01-12-2008, 03:36 AM

crack an egg on your uncle

crummyrummy

01-12-2008, 03:37 AM

Make a picket sign and stand outside the supermarket.

E-Rocc

01-12-2008, 05:43 AM

go around stripping everyone to their underwear, claiming you are "our new leader"

Charise

01-12-2008, 05:58 AM

And then take their underwear off, proclaiming their Liberation, and declaring them members of the new Nudist Republic! :patriot:

E-Rocc

01-12-2008, 06:08 AM

form a duo of liberators

Love Fest1969

01-12-2008, 06:17 AM

Enter a go cart race.

crummyrummy

01-12-2008, 06:57 AM

Surf during a hurricane.

i_was_in_shroom_land

01-12-2008, 11:01 AM

eat peanuts

PriceCheck

01-12-2008, 03:04 PM

Find some colourful buttons to push.

crummyrummy

01-12-2008, 04:08 PM

fight fires.

Charise

01-13-2008, 07:49 AM

Remove everyone's underwear and start some fires! :)

E-Rocc

01-13-2008, 08:27 PM

panti raid

crummyrummy

01-13-2008, 11:39 PM

Cane a vandal.

E-Rocc

01-14-2008, 02:08 AM

Vandalize a cane

FlyingBurritoBro

01-14-2008, 10:30 PM

We could all fish around in Charise's underwear until we make our own tent city.

Love Fest1969

01-14-2008, 10:52 PM

Attend your high school reunion.

PriceCheck

01-15-2008, 05:39 AM

Find a guy named Dennis and give him miming lessons.

farmout

01-15-2008, 07:42 PM

play a game of tin can alley with a gang of underwear clad friends......:-)

PriceCheck

01-16-2008, 03:43 AM

Spank yourself and then call an abuse helpline.

Love Fest1969

01-16-2008, 03:46 AM

Clip your toe nails.

PriceCheck

01-16-2008, 05:29 AM

Bob for subpoenas.

farmout

01-16-2008, 08:21 PM

Play with playdough......:-)

FlyingBurritoBro

01-18-2008, 11:09 PM

Stand around the dryer waiting for your chinos to come out.

farmout

01-19-2008, 03:00 PM

ride your horsey........:-)

FlyingBurritoBro

01-19-2008, 04:46 PM

Comb your pet squirrel.

PriceCheck

01-20-2008, 04:19 AM

Give candy to old people.

Frater Matthew

01-21-2008, 03:40 AM

Make mac and cheese on an open fire while singing "Purple Haze"

FlyingBurritoBro

01-21-2008, 11:17 AM

Lobby your state legislators.

thinkfloyd07

01-26-2008, 07:11 AM

dance infront of the mirror

Sunny Jim

01-26-2008, 07:32 PM

Throw tacos at homeless people.

crummyrummy

01-27-2008, 04:10 PM

think pink.

FlyingBurritoBro

01-29-2008, 02:48 AM

Contemplate the purpose of the "play hole" in the front of tighty whiteys.

GLENGLEN

01-29-2008, 07:20 AM

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Yours.....Not Realising A Simple..... So Called "Harmless Post"......Could So Easily... Evolve Into A....Complex.... Hotbed.... Of Lies....Nudity....And Reputation Destroying....Scandal...........!!!

Glen.

crummyrummy

02-03-2008, 01:50 PM

Smuggle cameras into "R" rated movies

i_was_in_shroom_land

02-26-2008, 04:08 AM

try pointing at everything in your room. and calling out their names as you point.
*point* mouse. *point* switch *point* hanger. *point* bottle. *point* paper. *point* blanket. *point* door. *point* pillow. *point* condoms *point* book. *point* purse. *point* cd's. *point* socks. *point* wall. *point* speakers. *point* fake flower. *point* make up. *point* floor. *point* ceiling. *point* keyboard. *point* chair. *point* purse again.. *point* radio *point* brush. *point*

Michael Savage

02-26-2008, 04:09 AM

Drink a Heineken...or any other beer that won't taste nearly as good, if that's your style.

crummyrummy

02-29-2008, 06:29 PM

Start a revolution through interpretive dance.

i_was_in_shroom_land

02-29-2008, 09:45 PM

stamp your hands in wet cement

crummyrummy

03-02-2008, 09:37 AM

no handed pushups

GLENGLEN

03-02-2008, 10:47 AM

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Cheers Glen.

crummyrummy

03-02-2008, 10:53 AM

Beg to moderate the Forum Games.......

i_was_in_shroom_land

03-02-2008, 08:25 PM

get married

neodude1212

03-02-2008, 08:27 PM

play the sickest thrash metal concert in history.

- but that would also require a cape.

crummyrummy

03-02-2008, 10:11 PM

silently stalk Ted Nugent with a Nerf bazooka.

neodude1212

03-03-2008, 12:11 AM

make foam at the nerf factory. blue collar undies.

i_was_in_shroom_land

03-03-2008, 12:13 AM

photocopy your ass

crummyrummy

03-07-2008, 07:56 PM

Direct traffic at a busy intersection.

i_was_in_shroom_land

04-15-2008, 03:57 PM

go bar hopping.

Oneness

04-15-2008, 07:41 PM

grow thousands of chia pets

Subliminal89

04-15-2008, 08:39 PM

smoke dope

Oneness

04-16-2008, 12:26 AM

get a fresh pack of 10 from Shopko, then spend the afternoon putting on a fresh pair and ripping it off like the hulk.

crummyrummy

04-16-2008, 06:41 AM

Chase cars carrying a spatula and a can of whipped cream.

farmout

04-20-2008, 11:05 PM

tie-dye them and go to a freak fest........:-)

crummyrummy

04-20-2008, 11:17 PM

Invite the mormans and/or jehova's witnesses in for tea.

i_was_in_shroom_land

04-21-2008, 03:12 AM

cut your toe nails infront of a hotdog stand.

crummyrummy

04-21-2008, 06:16 AM

Ride rollercoasters til you puke.

J311Mann

04-26-2008, 09:10 AM

TAKE IT off and fuck everymother fucker out there. ahahha

yo-yo

04-26-2008, 05:25 PM

visit tha alamo!

farmout

04-26-2008, 08:27 PM

play putt-putt golf....:-)

GLENGLEN

05-03-2008, 02:59 PM

Sit Here....And Reply To "farmouts" Posts.........Whooooooo....This Whole Game Just Got Waaaaaaaaay Too Kinky....Even For Me.........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif........I'm Outta Here.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif.

Cheers Glen...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

Oneness

05-05-2008, 04:48 AM

feed ducks at the park

Dawn Wanderer

05-14-2008, 06:01 AM

Sit cross-legged on my bed, stringing beads.

Oneness

05-14-2008, 09:35 PM

Play the Banjo

HippyLove9399

05-15-2008, 07:24 AM

Take the dogs for a walk.

GLENGLEN

05-27-2008, 03:14 AM

Hug Nakedtreehugger...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif...Whilst She's Shamelessly Hugging A Naked Tree....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif

Cheers Glen.

Camille

06-03-2008, 05:55 AM

Eat tofu!

stonedmonkiwana

06-03-2008, 05:58 AM

Ride a horse

Oneness

06-03-2008, 12:24 PM

listen to the lady that comes on when the phone is off the hook too long

crummyrummy

06-03-2008, 06:55 PM

Read Dr. Suess to the pigeons at the park.

darthkacie

06-04-2008, 08:04 AM

play the trumpet

stonedmonkiwana

06-04-2008, 08:06 AM

walk down a busy freeway

crummyrummy

06-04-2008, 11:28 AM

give a moose a muffin

darthkacie

06-04-2008, 12:16 PM

give a mouse a cookie

stonedmonkiwana

06-04-2008, 10:41 PM

play the harp

Finnaz

06-04-2008, 10:51 PM

Give the moose some jam to go with it.

darthkacie

06-05-2008, 08:13 AM

mop the floor

crummyrummy

06-05-2008, 09:48 AM

Spread butter or margarine on all the hand rails at the court house.

stonedmonkiwana

06-09-2008, 06:51 AM

go to the republican national convention

crummyrummy

06-09-2008, 07:35 AM

Build a treehouse.

stonedmonkiwana

06-09-2008, 10:14 AM

go to a fashion show

crummyrummy

06-09-2008, 11:21 AM

Peal Oranges and throw them at orangutangs

stonedmonkiwana

06-10-2008, 03:38 AM

scale a palm tree

crummyrummy

06-10-2008, 04:03 AM

Build macaroni furniture for barbie dollhouses.

stonedmonkiwana

06-10-2008, 10:29 AM

Weave a few baskets

crummyrummy

06-10-2008, 11:53 AM

Steal "house for sale" signs and replant them in other front yards.

i_was_in_shroom_land

08-23-2008, 12:21 AM

fill your bathtub with toothpaste.

farmout

08-23-2008, 03:02 AM

take me to meet your leader....:-)
http://images.burningman.com/gallery/catweasel.24730.jpg

BBAD

08-23-2008, 04:03 AM

Vote

i_was_in_shroom_land

08-23-2008, 04:52 AM

sharpen pencils.

Oneness

08-23-2008, 05:51 AM

Smoke

BBAD

08-23-2008, 06:23 AM

Surf the Hipforums

i_was_in_shroom_land

08-24-2008, 02:35 AM

separate the green m&m's

BBAD

08-24-2008, 03:10 AM

Pee........................yes I said Pee

i_was_in_shroom_land

08-28-2008, 02:13 AM

dip your Wendy's fries in the Frosties.

Oneness

08-28-2008, 03:10 AM

yell at your kids in the back yard, with a mullet

BBAD

08-28-2008, 06:09 AM

play the banjo on your front veranda

farmout

08-30-2008, 12:15 AM

paddle faster BBAD, I hear banjo's....:-0

go kayaking....:-)

BunnySuit

08-30-2008, 12:33 AM

whistle.

BBAD

08-30-2008, 03:34 AM

Mow the lawn

farmout

08-31-2008, 07:29 PM

wear em on yer head....:-0

BBAD

09-01-2008, 01:07 AM

re-shingle the roof

farmout

09-01-2008, 03:39 PM

change oil in the ole studebaker...:-)

BBAD

09-01-2008, 10:45 PM

cook bacon:eek:

farmout

09-02-2008, 11:53 PM

ouch....:-)
go ice feeshin....:cool:

BBAD

09-02-2008, 11:54 PM

take pictures of neighbors

i_was_in_shroom_land

09-03-2008, 06:15 AM

put lemons in envelopes.

BBAD

09-03-2008, 06:50 AM

drive a car with tinted windows

farmout

09-03-2008, 05:08 PM

flirt....:-)

BBAD

09-03-2008, 11:28 PM

do the Chubby Checker twist

Oneness

09-04-2008, 02:47 AM

serve food.... at waist height

BBAD

09-04-2008, 03:03 AM

pick blueberries

farmout

09-04-2008, 03:12 AM

warsh yer car or tractor...:-)

BBAD

09-04-2008, 03:32 AM

Fart contest

Crowes

09-04-2008, 05:47 PM

Go to Kentuckistan Fried Panda and order cocaine stuffed rats.

BBAD

09-04-2008, 06:44 PM

walk the international bridge

i_was_in_shroom_land

09-04-2008, 10:10 PM

write your name in big letters, on the road with mustard and ketchup

BBAD

09-04-2008, 10:16 PM

Do the hippy hippy shake

farmout

09-09-2008, 02:20 AM

swat flys...:-)

BBAD

09-09-2008, 02:46 AM

scratch

thinkfloyd07

09-09-2008, 03:07 AM

Go to a wedding

BBAD

09-09-2008, 03:51 AM

Watch Prison Break

Dagaz

09-09-2008, 03:55 AM

check you PM

BBAD

09-09-2008, 04:04 AM

pretend you are Tom Cruise singing in that movie I dont remember

Dagaz

09-09-2008, 04:11 AM

Forget that's all you have on and run out to bend over and grab the dog when the plane flies over to take pictures of the area to put on the internet.

BBAD

09-09-2008, 04:13 AM

wait for answers

Dagaz

09-09-2008, 04:16 AM

Laugh until they fall off.

BBAD

09-09-2008, 05:13 AM

laugh until they get soaked

farmout

09-09-2008, 03:31 PM

play a rousing game of checkers....:-)

BBAD

09-09-2008, 06:34 PM

bar-b-q

farmout

09-10-2008, 02:04 AM

put put golf....:-)

BBAD

09-10-2008, 02:33 AM

go to "burning man"

BBAD

09-12-2008, 04:25 AM

Make prank calls

farmout

09-12-2008, 02:26 PM

go to the post office and pretend you are totally dressed, see if anyone will tell you that you forgot yer britches....:-)

BBAD

09-12-2008, 07:13 PM

go shopping for clothes

Dagaz

09-12-2008, 08:03 PM

Go looking for a job.

BBAD

09-12-2008, 10:18 PM

everything......in fact I am in my underwears right now

Dagaz

09-13-2008, 01:17 AM

cook chile

farmout

09-13-2008, 01:36 AM

bake a cake...:-)

BBAD

09-13-2008, 02:23 AM

Watch Bill Oreilly opine

farmout

09-13-2008, 02:28 AM

get on hip forums and aggravate BBAD...:-)

BBAD

09-13-2008, 02:33 AM

powerpost

MaryJBlaze

09-13-2008, 04:59 AM

feed my piranas

BBAD

09-13-2008, 05:05 AM

watch the naked news

MaryJBlaze

09-13-2008, 05:07 AM

scream at nancy grace on the tv for covering the same story night after night, for months....it's driving me nuts

BBAD

09-13-2008, 05:10 AM

answer my fan mail

Butterfly Krumper

09-14-2008, 01:34 AM

Play Boggle.

BBAD

09-14-2008, 02:15 AM

watch tv

farmout

09-15-2008, 02:43 PM

hoe the garden....:-)

BBAD

09-15-2008, 06:54 PM

chop wood

Oneness

09-15-2008, 08:39 PM

ride a humpback whale

BBAD

09-15-2008, 09:42 PM

surf on the roof of a transit bus

farmout

09-16-2008, 04:03 PM

pick the banjer....:-)

BBAD

09-17-2008, 04:27 AM

get your freak on

i_was_in_shroom_land

09-18-2008, 03:21 AM

get your freak off

BBAD

09-18-2008, 10:06 PM

plumbing repairs

DerrtyJake

09-22-2008, 09:57 PM

fry bacon

BBAD

09-23-2008, 03:30 AM

watch the Simpsons

farmout

09-23-2008, 06:46 PM

scratch yourself...:-)

BBAD

09-23-2008, 10:21 PM

Donate to hippy.com;)

farmout

09-24-2008, 02:54 AM

do the funky cheekin dance....:-)

BBAD

09-24-2008, 03:38 AM

eat pistaschios

crummyrummy

09-24-2008, 04:31 AM

Call 911 from phone booths that have full views of the police station.

BBAD

09-24-2008, 04:56 AM

join the navy

crummyrummy

09-24-2008, 05:19 AM

At three A.M., stand in the middle of the road and scream the theme song to "Mr. Belvedere"
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