Caption contest again.

[White Scorpion]

We've had this kind of competition before, a while back. Can you think of a caption to fit the picture. If a picture speaks a thousand words maybe we can pen a few of them. The first one is a toughie, just to sort the men out from the boys, and the women from the little girls.

So, what do you think is being said here?

http://www.ufoseries.com/character/gayAndJoan.jpg

Do you find these suits are a bastard to wear when you have to go through customs?

[Jemima Truffles]

At last I discovered an outfit to conceal my camel toe!

[Paxman]

Hmmm yeah chrome is ok until your knickers ride up your ass crack

[ronald Macdonald]

seated woman : I see we are both wearing the latest chastity belt

woman standing : hmm I might ditch mine, the other day some bastard shouted "oy iron pants, dont walk past any magnets FFS"

[ronald Macdonald]

Or - god dont you hate these uniforms? every time I go for a piss I need a tin opener

[ronald Macdonald]

or, dont you think men should have to guess what colour youve got on ?

[ronald Macdonald]

OR

my best yet

wow same hair same clothes same makeup I bet our vaggies even smell the same

[White Scorpion]

Well done Jemima, and Ronald.

Here is our next caption pic:

http://www.autographedtoyou.com/celebpics/deron_mcbee2.jpg

"When I grow up I'm going to use this cotton bud to clean out some of my ear wax. (then use the wax as a lubricant)"

[Jemima Truffles]

Fear me...I am Cue Tip Man!

[ethereal]

hahaha funny funny... im not clever or witty enough to come up with anything on either of them!

[ronald Macdonald]

OOh the libertarians on this forum are all real nice boys I can vouch for that !

[ronald Macdonald]

rip my shorts off and shove your schnoodenzcrackerz up my vargezvord
http://www.autographedtoyou.com/celebpics/deron_mcbee2.jpg

[White Scorpion]

Well done everyone. Here's one more. It's an easy one:

http://www.shakespearean.com/Dearchildren.jpg

John Wayne waved a warm hello to the lice colony living in his wife's cakehole.

[shovel250]

"have you ever considered experimenting sexually with another woman?

[ronald Macdonald]

I knew this spanking robot would make masturbation so much more exciting

[ronald Macdonald]

press your tits harder against my shaft !

[White Scorpion]

Splendid. Now here's another one:

http://static.flickr.com/120/290803541_d8e7c12e43_o.png

"AIEEEE!!! I didn't teach you the Vulcan Pinch so you could exercise it on my nipple, you illogical fuckwit!!!"

[Cuban]

Ah! Fresh piercing! Fresh piercing!

[ronald Macdonald]

Shit spock - did u see the size of that fuckin rat !!!!

[ronald Macdonald]

puttin on weight spock - soon you'll be a chubby bastard like me

[White Scorpion]

Nice one dudes!!!

Of course, we can't have Star Trek without doing a bit of Star Wars as well. We have to be fair...

http://www.boingboing.net/images/DarthAndLeiaColoring-1.jpg

I'm not really sure a caption is needed for this one, but feel free to write one.

[ronald Macdonald]

I love licking bellybutton fluff thats years old

[ronald Macdonald]

suck harder bitch and yelp like you love it or I'll come in yer ugly gob

[White Scorpion]

Tong-Ting from Tooting was allowed to stay in Darth's council flat for one more night (subject to conditions).

[Kether]

Leia obviously didn't get Luke's memo on how Vader is actually their father.
"Who's your daddy!?! Who's your daddy!?!"...HEAVY BREATHING.

[L.A.Matthews]

Leia headbutting Vader's metal breastplate.

[ronald Macdonald]

No wonder they used to call you "golden balls", wow your scrotum must be worth a fortune

[ronald Macdonald]

ok then what is the caption to this
http://www.dymaxionweb.com/kulturedrome/Crypt%20Keeper.jpg

I think the caption might be:
Hi I am JFK thank you America for digging me up and re-electing me

[L.A.Matthews]

Hilary Clinton makes another attempt at presidency.

[ronald Macdonald]

I might smell like a whole 1000 sacks of horseshit but goddam it I am american horseshit so wave a flag at me

[White Scorpion]

And here's the next one...
http://www.tomathon.com/blosxom/img/smurfs_bombs_vm101.jpg
Even the Smurfs decided to riots against the evil G8! Even the fucking smurfs!

[Dr Phibes]

Oh no them bastards from the bbc yeh cannot trust em, one minute your up there with a million diamonds and the next in the gutter with Ken Dodd and the diddy men

[Kether]

Smurfette's gratuitous flirting had gone too far this time...

[White Scorpion]

http://allaboutmidgets.typepad.com/news_photos_and_gossip_th/images/foreignmidget.jpg

At first he thought it was a wet fart but, as he followed through, the interview turned very embarassing for baby Jesus.

[Therese Aline]

Don't worry, I won't tell if you don't, Bunny.

(This was for the two girls pic)

[Therese Aline]

Whoops, posted twice

[crummyrummy]

http://allaboutmidgets.typepad.com/news_photos_and_gossip_th/images/foreignmidget.jpg

I did not have sex with that woman!!!

[ShadowShifta]

and here we have an exclusive interview with the re-incarnation of mini-me

[ShadowShifta]

or, oh my gosh, that blue thing better not take my virginity

[crummyrummy]

can you describe the man who touched you?

[crummyrummy]

ok, new page, new pic



http://www.truthdig.com/images/eartothegrounduploads/suitor_350.jpg

[FlyingBurritoBro]

"You have a lover, and she's in the bake industry."

[GLENGLEN]

So Thats What You've Been Doing With Our New Gardener!!!! You Filthy Swine!!!!!.



Yours With Dirt Under His Nails....

Glen.

[smokey steve]

when i said give me a hand dear i ment on my cock

[crummyrummy]

new one:
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/13_2007/wtf.jpg

[Love Fest1969]

I lust for your flesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FlyingBurritoBro]

This new toothpaste ROCKS!

[Rock Hard]

mmmm I like asian food.

[crummyrummy]

he-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e--e-ere's Johnny!!!!!!!

[Love Fest1969]

breakfast and lunch!

[crummyrummy]

new pic



http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b102/Raze897/AbsurdCat_400x385.jpg

[Love Fest1969]

I told you to stay away from my trash!

[crummyrummy]

thats it motherfucker, put another goshdarn advertisement under my windshield wiper.

[Mr. Melty]

shhhh...i'm huntin' wabbits. uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

[Rock Hard]

C'mon tweety bird stick your f*cken head out!

[crummyrummy]

So-o-o-o-o-o-o, Mr. Barkensnarl, this time we meet under my terms. Say goodbye Mr. Barkensnarl......

[Rock Hard]

There's Donald, Goofy, Pluto....wait.....now there's the "Black Eared Son Of Bitch"!

[crummyrummy]

eeny-meeny-miney-moe......

[Rock Hard]

Who's this Lee Harvey Ozwald anyway.....I'll show them Pussy and Bush aren't the same thing!

[Love Fest1969]

she better not forget the meow mix

[crummyrummy]

New Pic
http://www.eskimo.com/~noir/ftitles/sweet/sweet03.jpg

[Love Fest1969]

where's my money? you better have it on friday!

[crummyrummy]

"Is this my sweater? It better not be my sweater!"

[Love Fest1969]

what do you mean you wanna see other people!?

[FlyingBurritoBro]

Are you using my hairgel again?

[Moon_Unit]

my god you're sexy in that suit

[GLENGLEN]

You Cheating Little @r%ole......Iv'e Given You Everything......A Car... Penthouse...Designer Label Clothes...Overseas Holidays...AMEX Gold Card...Life Membership At A Gentlemens Club...!!! .......AND WHAT DO YOU DO ????..........HOW DO SAY THANKS FOR ALL OF THIS....?????...............................I Discover your've Been......For The Last Two Years......Having A Torrid ..Steamy Affair.....With The Seventeen Year Old.. Tanned...Musclebound...Well Hung... ILLITERATE .....IGNORANT.....LOWERCLASS.....WHITE TRASH....But Totally" ADORABLE HUNK".........................!!!!!!! That Works On Our Local Garbage Collection Service..........!!!!!!!!WHAT THA!!!!!!!!!! Get Your Miserable.. Cheap.. Little Boney..Gutter Trash Arse Out Of Here ,And Never Darken My Doorstep Again......HEAR ME BOY ???????????...




Fellow Posters....2007..Has Been Heaps Of Fun......Wishing You All "Seasons Greetings".... And A Safe....Prosperous 2008.

Peace..Love..And CheersTo You All......Glen.

[Love Fest1969]

I'll do to you what I want when I want and there ain't a damn thing you could do about it.

[Mr. Melty]

you've been a bad little boy...get over here so i can spank you.

[Love Fest1969]

you better not leave me if you know whats good for you

[crummyrummy]

New Photo:
http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/PICT0044.JPG

[stinkfoot]

I can't believe I ate the whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole thing!

[Love Fest1969]

someone hold my ears back!

[crummyrummy]

godamned jaegerbombs.......

[Love Fest1969]

thats very refreshing

[stinkfoot]

"Here, kitty kitty kitty..."

[GLENGLEN]

I Can't Believe They Forgot To Add A Nip Or Two Of "Fine Highland" Scotch Whisskeey.... To Make It My Fave Drop ........ "Scoootch And Wateerah".........Yehhhh !!!...
Whoooo.!!!...........What No Ice ....?????

Whats A Dog Gotta Do To Get Pissched Around Here.........



Yours...In The Promotion Of Responsible Alcohol Consumption......(by bassett hounds)......


Glen.

[Rock Hard]

Ugh never again.....Vodka and Mountain Dew.

[crummyrummy]

Look, someone dropped a twenty in here....

[stinkfoot]

Hey look... my long, lost cousin, Fido, looking back at me!

[PriceCheck]

Teh Bitchez flushed mai keyz.

[Rock Hard]

Nemo Nemo, Where for art thou Nemo!

[crummyrummy]

new pic:



http://wee-man.com/Downloads/Wee_Panda.jpg

[Rock Hard]

new pic:



http://wee-man.com/Downloads/Wee_Panda.jpg
Where?

[crummyrummy]

ok, FORGET THAT ONE

new one:

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/site_furniture/2007/07/31/blowup2_460.jpg

[GLENGLEN]

new pic:



http://wee-man.com/Downloads/Wee_Panda.jpgYet Again ..The "Assorted "Guests From One Of Crummeys Dinner Parties ........Take To The Streets.....

Guess My Invite Got Lost In The Mail.....(again)...


Cheers .Glen.

[stinkfoot]

http://wee-man.com/Downloads/Wee_Panda.jpg
"Everybody was kung-fu fighting..."

[lace_and_feet]

ok, FORGET THAT ONE

new one:

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/site_furniture/2007/07/31/blowup2_460.jpgCome on sweetie, can we please have a threesome?

[stinkfoot]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/site_furniture/2007/07/31/blowup2_460.jpg
Ya gotta help me... foreign spies are after my penis... could you help me hide it?

[crummyrummy]

so-o-o-o-o--o you wanna bun in that oven?

[E-Rocc]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/site_furniture/2007/07/31/blowup2_460.jpg

RoboWoman 702 will destroy all men.

[Love Fest1969]

bend over just a little more

[crummyrummy]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/site_furniture/2007/07/31/blowup2_460.jpg
Your friend seems to be quite the wallflower, thinks she dances vertically?

[Rock Hard]

That chest hair looks fake.

[Love Fest1969]

I think shes open to anything

[Rock Hard]

My dick is this round

[E-Rocc]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/site_furniture/2007/07/31/blowup2_460.jpggod! what id like to do to you, ow! come on mama give it to me, gimme some sugar, I neeeeeds it

[Love Fest1969]

I would rather fuck your friend will you hold the camera?

[Rock Hard]

Did you know that Hogan kept a radio transmitter about this big in a kettle like that.

[E-Rocc]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/site_furniture/2007/07/31/blowup2_460.jpg


...Sex?

[Rock Hard]

Does my 80's look do anything for you?

[Love Fest1969]

I'll drive her home I'll be back sometime next week

[lace_and_feet]

Having trouble making a simple kettle of tea again I see, you pitiful little whore.

[Love Fest1969]

Having trouble making a simple kettle of tea again I see, you pitiful little whore.
LOL!!!!!

[Love Fest1969]

I guess I should of told you I don't like girls

[Rock Hard]

Lets do the Fatal Attraction thing + 1 and have wild sex in the kitchen....You can be the Bunny Boiler ok?

[crummyrummy]

ready for another?



http://mindpetals.com/wp-content/images/office_space.jpg

[Rock Hard]

You were caught with your pants down and the raw chicken in your hands...Now explain that?

[crummyrummy]

If you had to "do" one of us to get ahead here at Inatech, who would it be?

[Rock Hard]

Now Murphy...Is the glass half empty or half full?

[crummyrummy]

http://mindpetals.com/wp-content/images/office_space.jpg
now this doesnt leave this room, but we want to make a clone army, using you as the donor.

[Rock Hard]

Brendan Fraser or Downey Jr, which one are you trying to be!

[Love Fest1969]

Exactly how far would you go to keep your job?

[crummyrummy]

ok, staring contest starting...........now!

[Love Fest1969]

We know you took the stapler we just want to know why you did it.

[crummyrummy]

new pic:
http://lh5.google.com/image/aileen826/RfZUoRRxxAI/AAAAAAAAAdQ/31pfsTBvTEs/s400/puffy3.jpg (http://picasaweb.google.com/aileen826/AileenSWebDiary/photo?authkey=if4-vC8j_Qw#5041309883697316866)

[cantsmokenomore]

No!!!! I Don't Want To Go Up Your Ass Again!!!!!

[Love Fest1969]

Look deep into my eyes.

[M4N14C42O]

Give me a hit already!

[Love Fest1969]

A little kiss won't hurt.

[crummyrummy]

http://lh5.google.com/image/aileen826/RfZUoRRxxAI/AAAAAAAAAdQ/31pfsTBvTEs/s400/puffy3.jpg (http://picasaweb.google.com/aileen826/AileenSWebDiary/photo?authkey=if4-vC8j_Qw#5041309883697316866)
Do not be alarmed, I have only come for the Cheetos....

[Love Fest1969]

What are you looking at?

[Idunno~do.you?]

Hampster says: " either you hold me, or i will crawl into your pants."
LoL....

[E-Rocc]

why has god made my eyes googly?!

[GLENGLEN]

I May Have An Innocent Look In My Eye............But Guess What...?????. I Just Did A Big "Wet" On My Masters Best Pair Of Jeans.



Cheers Glen.

[zilla939]

i knows my mouf looks like a vaginer SO?!

[Love Fest1969]

You know you wanna touch me.

[GLENGLEN]

Don't Let This Cute Face Fool You.......Beneath This "Mild Mannered Exterior"......Lies A.....Wild.....Untamed.....Beast.....Able To......Hunt With Packs Of Lions.....Run With Packs Of Cheetas.....And Stop 500 Rattlesnakes....Dead In Their Tracks......Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.!!!!




Yours.....Whilst Offering This Untamed...."Beast Of The Wild"........His Daily Plate Of "Acme".. Budget.. Guinea Pig Food....

Glen.

[crummyrummy]

um...LINE PLEASE!!!!

[ESRUOS ENO]

Hampster says: " either you hold me, or i will crawl into your pants."
LoL....I think thats a guinea pig. And he say "I want some fresh fruit"

[azucena]

http://lh5.google.com/image/aileen826/RfZUoRRxxAI/AAAAAAAAAdQ/31pfsTBvTEs/s400/puffy3.jpg (http://picasaweb.google.com/aileen826/AileenSWebDiary/photo?authkey=if4-vC8j_Qw#5041309883697316866)
Do not be alarmed, I have only come for the Cheetos....

"do these whiskers make me look fat?"

[nakedtreehugger]

time for a new pic... have fun with this one guys!

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q203/isismylove/lionfucking.jpg

[gesone]

"Adriaaaaaaaan!"

[GLENGLEN]

Yeeessseeee....YEEESSSSS....YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS SSS.....



Yours.....Whilst Wondering What All The Noise Is About......

Glen.

[afowlking]

you see kids when you swallow you become a seal

[ESRUOS ENO]

Hey asshole its not even in... King of the jungle cant even screw... God why didnt you make me a Gorilla?

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

OWWWWWW!!!!!! fuckin porcupine...

[marbchic]

it burns!

[crummyrummy]

ooo, ahhh, alpha beta.......

[GLENGLEN]

Ouuuch.....Use Some More Lube.....Pleeeese...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif

Cheers Glen.

[neodude1212]

oh no! someone took a picture of this!

[crummyrummy]

new pic



http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_challenge/461/Copyrighted_Image_Reuse_Prohibited_305506.jpg

[neodude1212]

Convert Or Die!

[J311Mann]

You must praise our rubber duckies!

[semi_computer-geek]

we have come to take over your world! fear us!!

[semi_computer-geek]

where is the water for our ducks?!?

[GLENGLEN]

At Your Service Sir.....May We Light Your Bong For You..?...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif


Cheers Glen.

[Rock Hard]

Beware the Grapes of Wrath!

[ESRUOS ENO]

You may take our Juice but you will never take our Freedom...

[Rock Hard]

This is the group responsible for the "Gang Grape"!