You're so vain

[~SATAN~]

You can only vote for yourself. Why are you the best-looking Hip Forums Member? Back up your own vote with pictures and supporting information.

Since I started the thread I will be the judge. Results on 28th August.

[HappyHaHaGirl]

I am the sexiest, because I'm the damn Hip Princess! And I'm German, so I rule you!

http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/642hipprincess.JPG

[~SATAN~]

Not bad at all. You have set the standard at a nice level.

[HappyHaHaGirl]

Looks like I win, since I'm the only one... Yaaay! :D

[dangermoose]

lol. the results don't come out till august 28th silly.

i should win the so vain award because not only am i nominating myself, but i am including this picture of my ultra sexy self, AND a bio about why im better than everyone else.

http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3594Picture_058.jpg


1. im not photogenic...depite the super sexiness of this pic, im two times better looking in real life, with much nicer hair. i hadnt showered in quite some time in this pic and my hair is frizzy to say the least.

2. i play guitar, and write my own music. not only do i refuse to learn other peoples songs thus making my stuff original, but i'm also completley self taught and have been playing for years. im also damn good, and if i hear something in my head i can usually pump it out on the guit.

3. despite my region being one of the highest in obeisity in my country, i have an astoundingly low 5% percent body fat.

4. i ate that entire jar of hot peppers in 5 days

5. i refuse to drive a car due to pollution, and im a recently converted vegetarian thus making me an extra cool hippy.

[TenCentArcade]

Here's my fucking proof:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/Cirrhosis/000_0174.jpg

[~SATAN~]

Dangermoose, i like the bio a lot.TenCent, it certainly is proof...

[nitemarehippygirl]

sorry satan for bogging up the thread with irrelevant comments, but dangermoose you're perfectly gorgeous and i've fallen in internet pseudo-love with you. where in canada do you live? come to bc and let's abandon everything and live in the woods until we're old and grey.

....hello? hello? is that the sound of footsteps running away? haha :p

[dangermoose]

thnx, but i have a sneaking suspicion that these awards are rigged:
http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3594happyhaha.JPG
:p

[dangermoose]

sorry satan for bogging up the thread with irrelevant comments, but dangermoose you're perfectly gorgeous and i've fallen in internet pseudo-love with you. where in canada do you live? come to bc and let's abandon everything and live in the woods until we're old and grey.

....hello? hello? is that the sound of footsteps running away? haha :p
:eek:
no those were the footsteps of me abondoning my resolve to not drive a car, purchasing one and starting my drive out to b.c.
alas i live in the gaping hole of ontario...
(oh and i was just joking about the troll comment in the kinky forum hence the banning part...you seem to have understood i was only joking but i figured i'd just make sure)

[nitemarehippygirl]

yeah dude, come on over to the west coast! we'll be charlie and charity, roaming the pacific forever and ever..... or something along those lines.
man, what time is it? my insanity's coming earlier and earlier these days, only midnight.
ps. marry me

[HappyHaHaGirl]

thnx, but i have a sneaking suspicion that these awards are rigged:
http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3594happyhaha.JPG
:p
AAGh! you caught me! :)

[~SATAN~]

This is going no-where. There must be more vanity within the Hip Forums?

[dangermoose]

oh there is, turst me, i geuss everyone jsut realises that they have no cahnce against me. *sigh* it's unfortunate really

[retrofishie]

ok ok, i wasn't gonna post in here cuz i'm not vain in the least, but just to make things interesting i'll put my foot in...

[dangermoose]

ok ok, i wasn't gonna post in here cuz i'm not vain in the least, but just to make things interesting i'll put my foot in...
oh c'mon, thats not being vain! you can't expect to win the vain award without telling us why your better than all of us. you can out more effort than that in!

oh and i like this pic of you the best:
http://hipforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1704&stc=1

[~SATAN~]

oh c'mon, thats not being vain! you can't expect to win the vain award without telling us why your better than all of us. you can out more effort than that in!This is true. You are still in the lead dangermoose.

[dangermoose]

less than 24 hours and the award is mine...all mine...muwahahaha.

[FunkyPhreshMama]

shit i dont even know what time or day it is so i may be late anyhow heres me!!
http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/484drinkin.jpg
I think i should win because I am one bad ass motherfucker!!
*
and danger, you are super cute!!!!

[~SATAN~]

Congratulations Dangermoose. You win the infamous and "You're So Vain" Award.

Is there anything you would like to say?

[dangermoose]

*snatches the award out of Satan's hand*
oh thank you thank you!
it's about time someone recognized my talents for what they are! i AM the most vain, and i promise to uphold this prestigious award to the best of my ability (which also hapopens to be the best on the board). i'd like to thank, my three good friend, me, myself, and i. if it wasnt for their help, there would be no dangermoose.

*kisses self*
*hands self two dozen roses*

this will be the only thing in my sig....for now.

[psyche]

i should liek so totally win because i have a nice rack. (okay so it's a little small...)

AND, i can look tall if i try. see?

http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/734jcar.JPG

[TenCentArcade]

i should liek so totally win because i have a nice rack. (okay so it's a little small...)

AND, i can look tall if i try. see?

http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/734jcar.JPG

Your breasts may not be large, but they are perky. And I will always prefer smaller, perky breasts over large, saggy breasts.

[retrofishie]

I win cause i say so.

[TenCentArcade]

I win cause i say so.
Oh yeah?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/Cirrhosis/000_0131.jpg

Well, fuck you 'cause you're wrong.

[retrofishie]

YEAH!!!!! AND IF YOU CONTINUE TO CHALLENGE ME I'LL GROW SOME MUSCLES AND THEN GO 'VAIN' ON YOUR ASS!!!! lol!!!!