Who's the biggest STONER?

[TopNotchStoner]

And you fuckers better say "TopNotchStoner", gyotdammit:spliff:

[crummyrummy]

why is it important?

[bird_migration]

And you fuckers better say "TopNotchStoner", gyotdammit:spliff:
I have no idea. How big are you?

[gaum]

i say TNS

[TopNotchStoner]

I have no idea. How big are you?hahaha ask your mom.


j/k;)

[TopNotchStoner]

why is it important?It just is, damn it!! So far, gaum is the only one who has answered correctly. It must be his stoner intuition:spliff:

[Justagrrl420]

i second that vote..:P

[gaum]

do i get a honorable mention?

[crummyrummy]

I vote Tommy Chong

[TopNotchStoner]

do i get a honorable mention?Yes, of course:spliff:

[Pressed_Rat]

TopNotchStoner is the stoner-extraordinaire of these forums. This dude's ability to smoke mass quantities of the finest homegrown bud is unparalleled by anyone else on these forums. The man is a true herbal pro of the highest order.

[crummyrummy]

Yes, of course:spliff:Didnt not 12 hours ago you say you had no pot and were drinking the vilest, yet still potent, beer known to man(steel reserve). doesnt that make you an alcoholic, the farthest thing from a stoner?

[TopNotchStoner]

Didnt not 12 hours ago you say you had no pot and were drinking the vilest, yet still potent, beer known to man(steel reserve). doesnt that make you an alcoholic, the farthest thing from a stoner?Steel Reserve is the shiznicklebomber, as far as beer goes.....still nasty though. Also, a lack of marijuana doesn't keep a stoner down. I'll be smokin tomorrow. And no, I'm not an alcoholic. I HATE alcohol, but it's certainly better than nothing.

[crummyrummy]

I HATE alcohol, but it's certainly better than nothing.denial is such a bitch mistress.

[TopNotchStoner]

denial is such a bitch mistress.Nah man. If I drank like I used to, then you could call me an alcoholic, but I actually got tired of drinking a few months after my 21st birthday. It's usually just a last resort to get fukt up when I have nothing else, but I do endulge every once in a while just to add a little something to the weed. I don't even drink liquor anymore, which I used to do ALOT.

[crummyrummy]

uh-huh. whatever pal. we both know why you were drinking steel reserve. Bud is just what you use to deny yer alcoholism.

[TopNotchStoner]

uh-huh. whatever pal. we both know why you were drinking steel reserve. Bud is just what you use to deny yer alcoholism.Keep trying to push my buttons......I'm gonna eat this ice cream.

[hailtothekingbaby]

I am. Well at least I'm a stoner. I'm only 5'4" so I can't be the biggest after all.

[BlackLine]

I think Andre the Giant was the biggest stoner. Watch The Princess Bride if you don't believe me.

[sexual_pervert]

You lil attention whore TNS.
anyway I think I still vote for you. You smoke way too much and for free!!! lol

[Xac]

...It's usually just a last resort to get fukt up when I have nothing else,...why do you think it is so horrible for you to be sober?

[scratcho]

I could smoke you under the table then smoke the TABLE under the table!!!!Oh yeah.

[madcrappie]

ugh this is depressing

[scratcho]

I take it back.

[AncientHippie]

why do you think it is so horrible for you to be sober?
Hey yeah TNS. If you stop smoking long enough to come down, then you (usually) get to get high again real soon.

Let me know if you try this.
I might give it a shot myself.

[jimaug87]

My vote is for TNS, but dammit I'm trying my best to catch up.

I'm going to go grab some water and I'll be doing my part to be including in the voting.

[Autentique]

TopNotchStoner

I dont really know you but I believe that with a name like that you must have some hidden or not so hidden stoner super powers

now.. do i get a joint or something?

[TopNotchStoner]

why do you think it is so horrible for you to be sober?I get bored and depressed.

[TopNotchStoner]

TopNotchStoner

I dont really know you but I believe that with a name like that you must have some hidden or not so hidden stoner super powers

now.. do i get a joint or something?If I had those superpowers you speak of, then I would cause a joint to manifest in your hands, but alas, I do not:(

[TopNotchStoner]

ugh this is depressingYour FACE is depressing. hahaha just kidding man;)

[TopNotchStoner]

You lil attention whore TNS.
anyway I think I still vote for you. You smoke way too much and for free!!! lolToo much? Wha? lol

[prettylittlehippy]

i wouldnt listen to a dude whos name is sexual pervert....... hahaha tns, some day if i ever meet you ill smoke you down. i promise. :)

[dexisagoodthing]

Didnt not 12 hours ago you say you had no pot and were drinking the vilest, yet still potent, beer known to man(steel reserve). doesnt that make you an alcoholic, the farthest thing from a stoner?
bein alchy is very different from being a stoner.. the only difference is the drug they use, plus theres no reason to believe hes an alcohol just because he was drinkin and likes to be drunk..

[~MorningManiacMusic~]

I could smoke you under the table then smoke the TABLE under the table!!!!Oh yeah.
hahaha!...That was funny!

[natural philosophy]

i will humbly accept second place :D

[AncientHippie]

i will humbly accept second place :D
Gotta bump ME off first :lol:

[natural philosophy]

are you smoking a fat cone right now?

[AncientHippie]

are you smoking a fat cone right now?Um, no.
Does smoking since before you were born count for anything?

[natural philosophy]

does smoking long after you will be dead count for anything?

i win you lose

sorry

[AncientHippie]

does smoking long after you will be dead count for anything?

i win you lose

sorry
Light Weight. I have pipes older than you

:lol:

[natural philosophy]

sorry kid that's not how it works

[ronald Macdonald]

topnotchstoner is a wimp who has never toked but talks big !
I smoke a half a kilo of weed a day

[TopNotchStoner]

^^^haha

[vactom]

do i get a honorable mention?an honorable mention, fixed :)
TNS 4 SURE LAWLZ

[vactom]

does smoking long after you will be dead count for anything?

i win you lose

sorryHarsh man!

[old tiger]

Topnotch wins this contest:)

even a wee glimp at his gallery..
will get lots of peeps stoned??:)
look at my cat..

http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/normal_azncat.jpg

Tiger

[PsyGrunge]

I get bored and depressed.Dude - I bet I'd of smoked you under the table when I smoked for these reasons.
In the long run; well, smoking for these reasons really does lower self esteem and dignity!
Sounds like you have a psychological dependency, a.k.a problem.
Of course you'll chong a huge load if being high is the only way you can stop these negative feelings. The FUN of smoking went straight out the window for me and I just couldn't be arsed with life without weed.
It's pussified. Thank fuck I'm not in that rut any more.
And I'm not gonna vote for you because we'll simply never know who the biggest stoner on the forums is; until the day we're all sat together blazing it out.
In fact - the biggest stoner on the forum's probably reading this right now; too stoned to type.

[moongazer]

i nominate MY DAD!-he smokes about 4 or more times each and every day. he smokes while he drives, he smokes in his work truck, he smokes in bars....he blows it in my lucky kitties' faces, as well!
its AMAZING how much he smokes.
(weird to smoke with him, but i still do.lol)

[natural philosophy]

^that's called a problem

[texasmade3]

^ I second that

[jusdino4it]

TNS i guess...

[skullkidnate]

TNS!

After reading this thread I began to think "Since TNS smokes sooo damn much, how damn low is his sperm count?" lol

[TopNotchStoner]

TNS!

After reading this thread I began to think "Since TNS smokes sooo damn much, how damn low is his sperm count?" lolhahaha hopefully not too low. I HAFTA raise me some worthy stoners.

[skullkidnate]

hahaha hopefully not too low. I HAFTA raise me some worthy stoners.
Hahaha, yea man.

[daltooooman]

id say tnh he lives in georgia that where the 2 best weed grown in the us comes from first is cali

[autophobe2e]

TNS

(if alittle desperate)

[crummyrummy]

thew biggest stoner has never logged on to this website. you all are disqualified for having a life away from the herb.

[elover]

I didn't know smoking was a contest...fuck and all this time I've been doing it for my own personal entertainment.

[TheFreeOne]

i smoke everday, more than once a day sometimes..
can i get in this contest?
: D

[The manticore]

yea i vote 4 u the free one

[Captain Cannabis]

I smoke everyday, I smoke atleast a joint by myself, usually a session with my dad.

And I usually go out and pitch into a session with my friends.

[Deranged]

i elect myself

i was tested 3 months after quitting. before that i smoked about an eighth to a quarter a day for about six months to a year and had smoked every day since there for a few years. i tested positive higher than the doc had ever seen for thc and i'm skinny. thc is supposed to clear out of your system after a month and even quicker than that if you have a high metabolism like i do. i actually didn't believe what he said the first time i heard it--didnt think it was possible.

[Spaced06]

A contest fro the bigest stoner is a bit dumb, I think. Smoking to look cool and win contests of the biggest stoner is also not quite bright, after all, it IS a drug (not a bad one, but everything in exess is bad , even strawberies).

[Subliminal89]

I smoke everyday, I smoke atleast a joint by myself, usually a session with my dad.

And I usually go out and pitch into a session with my friends.

Yo Ian man, that's really cool that you light up with your dad... I wish I could do that... I have a feeling me and my dad would be so mellowed out. What kind of relationship do you have with your father?

[Bonkai]

I'm a pretty big toker myself

[PsyGrunge]

three thousand eight hundred english pounds on skunk in 3 months

[LSDMIKE]

A stoner is not one that somke everyday look it up if you don't believe me
most of us are dopeheads

[PsyGrunge]

look it up!! lol
i should think it's all slang and relative.
i don't think there's a dictionary for drug sub-cultures.

[seaofgreen]

Im 50 years old, have smoked every day of my life since I was about 14, so Im a stoner for sure, the biggest one? dont know, but definatly a stoner