Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

[crummyrummy]

Start with me

[lace_and_feet]

Sleeps in nothing but baggy, satin granny panties.

[crummyrummy]

Has banned me from yodeling at her next 5 birthday parties because I outbid her on Ebay for above mentioned grannie panties!!!!

[~peace~]

shot a man because he interfered with his horse molestation

[stinkfoot]

Is hiding weapons of mass destruction in his neighbor's victory garden.

[Samhain]

Is hiding weapons of mass destruction in his neighbor's victory garden.
Your foot doesn't stink, ever, in fact your like that guy from 'perfume' you never smell at all
S

[NightRose]

your pet baby dingo ate my sisters handsbag!

[NightRose]

your pet baby dingo ate my little sisters handbag!

[stinkfoot]

You fired a ballistic missile into peaceful Iraq.

[shine_crazydiamond]

why would you kill all those jelly fish?

[Osama_Llama]

thoroughly enjoys chewin skunks

[stinkfoot]

Is plotting global conquest with an army of potatoes.

[NightRose]

Raped a mountian goat and then threw it off a high building into a pile of manure

[YankNBurn]

Is secretly a guy in drag!

[Nalencer]

Smells like burnt toast.

[crummyrummy]

Secretly plotted to slip bourbon and gin into the Sausage gravy at the IHOP, but was thwarted by a lack of funding.

[stinkfoot]

Rents himself out for conjugal visits at maximum security prisons.

[SILVERWOLF_87]

Has stinky feet.

[stinkfoot]

Has farted "The Star Spangled Banner"

[NightRose]

Is planning on conquering the world with an army of potatos.

[stinkfoot]

Runs a terrorist training camp in her attic.

[SunStoned72]

keeps little boys in his garage

[TopNotchStoner]

She's actually from Ukraine and hates canadians with a passion.

[umm...ya]

Is not a stoner at all even the slights sip of wine gets em tipsy.

[SunStoned72]

Is not a stoner at all even the slights sip of wine gets em tipsy.
reincarnation of mudpuddleX

[stinkfoot]

Performed a hysterectomy on her husband

[mitten_kitten]

Claims to have invented the George Foreman Grill...

[SunStoned72]

Claims to have invented the George Foreman Grill...

Claims to have screwed George Foreman before the Hollyfeild fight.

[Samhain]

Claims to have screwed George Foreman before the Hollyfeild fight.
holds the world record for soapy titwanking 75, 75 year olds in just under 75 seconds
S

[TopNotchStoner]

Has a fetish for the number 75, for whatever reason. Whatever floats your boat, buddy. lol

[stinkfoot]

Receives Christmas and Birthday cards for the heads of three South American drug cartels.

[crummyrummy]

mails anthrax to catholic orphanages in Brazil

[stinkfoot]

Writes hate mail to his congressman using crayon.

[TopNotchStoner]

That doesn't smell like feet, dude. Have you been eating beans again?

[Samhain]

That doesn't smell like feet, dude. Have you been eating beans again?
has never smoked anything in his life and is enforcing a world wide ban
S

[TopNotchStoner]

has never smoked anything in his life and is enforcing a world wide ban
SHe speaks the truth.

[mitten_kitten]

Believes that there are small children who are always after his lucky charms...

[Samhain]

Believes that there are small children who are always after his lucky charms...
plays with paper flowers in her attic
S

[SunStoned72]

is straight and american

[crummyrummy]

borrows cups of sugar she doesnt need

[indian~summer]

i accuse you of drinking pee and disguising it as pea!!!

[crummyrummy]

she serves warm pee to lousy tippers

[Flight From Ashiya]

Arrested George W.Bush in Maine in 1976 for drunk-driving but let him off when offered a set of smile 'have a nice day' iron-on patches.

[Samhain]

Arrested George W.Bush in Maine in 1976 for drunk-driving but let him off when offered a set of smile 'have a nice day' iron-on patches.
really wanted to be called 'fight with ashleigh' but that name was already taken
S

[verseau_miracle]

Has an invisible friend called Dr.Morse- a cross-dressing Walrus with a degree in psychology

[verseau_miracle]

Stole my identity

[Samhain]

Stole my identity
speaks to herself
S

[TopNotchStoner]

Captain obvious

[SunStoned72]

Captain obvious

Ramona writes his posts.

[Samhain]

Ramona writes his posts.
real name is 'vicky pollard' (make a note of that everyone)
S

[stinkfoot]

Juggles live cats

[Samhain]

Juggles live cats
has a really big pot belly and a photo body double
S

[indian~summer]

i accuse samhain of actually being a bean bag chair

[Samhain]

i accuse samhain of actually being a bean bag chair
I thought these where ment to be absurd accusations not true ones.
I accuse I/S of sitting on me for two days holding a bong
S

[indian~summer]

well if they're supposed to be absurd ones why you gotta keep with the truth ehhh???
i accuse you of actually being an uncouth beer guzzling canadian

[stinkfoot]

well if they're supposed to be absurd ones why you gotta keep with the truth ehhh???
i accuse you of actually being an uncouth beer guzzling canadian
Is a nefarious jaywalker.

[TopNotchStoner]

Eats frozen penguin gizzards on hot summer days.

[mortes]

Rapes old cripples while forcing their grandchildren to watch and help out with the cunnilungus and felatio.

[stinkfoot]

Thinks "quarterback" at a football game is a small refund.

[Samhain]

Thinks "quarterback" at a football game is a small refund.
:lol: (love that one)

abuses the smiley function

[mitten_kitten]

Was caught exposing himself to old ladies at the park, asking them if they thought it was big enough...

[stinkfoot]

Was caught exposing himself to old ladies at the park, asking them if they thought it was big enough...
Answered, saying "no"

[Samhain]

Answered, saying "no"
was talking about my left knee

[mitten_kitten]

Eats grapes at the grocery store without paying for them.

[Samhain]

Eats grapes at the grocery store without paying for them.
gets you into a halfway house by midnight
S

[stinkfoot]

Once used a pricing gun to hold up a supermarket.

[Samhain]

Once used a pricing gun to hold up a supermarket.
while you where hosting an orgy in the fruit and veg department
S

[mitten_kitten]

Is a fundimental Christian who believes everyone is going to hell except him.

[crummyrummy]

goes boating without wearing a life preserver while drinking eggnog by the gallon

[mitten_kitten]

Believes that his penis is an inflatable life preserver...

[SunStoned72]

has been calling me at odd hours with a fake british accent

[crummyrummy]

bottles goat milk.

really
I mean it

[stinkfoot]

Faked pregnancy labor to get out of jury duty

[SunStoned72]

Faked pregnancy labor to get out of jury duty

Practices for the upcoming American Idol while he lives with madcrappie's parents.

[crummyrummy]

goes into Footlocker and hits on the guys in striped shirts

[stinkfoot]

Gargles semen because he thinks it cures erectile dysfunction.

[crummyrummy]

dodges random wind currents

[stinkfoot]

Sodomizes department store mannequins.

[crummyrummy]

boils grass in an effort to control global dwarfing

[TopNotchStoner]

Not quite as crummy as he claims and occasionally enjoys pigtail stew, from what I hear:tongue:

[indian~summer]

i think topnotch isn't really a stoner, he actually goes to church on a regular basis and prays for the sinners all around him, he uses the facade of a stoner in order to brainwash people into believing the catholic religion

[Samhain]

i think topnotch isn't really a stoner, he actually goes to church on a regular basis and prays for the sinners all around him, he uses the facade of a stoner in order to brainwash people into believing the catholic religion
is actually a 53 year old man named Jeffrey
S

[indian~summer]

come now man, whats absurd about that?
sam is addicted to crack cocaine and popsicles...he sits around in his bean bag chair all day eating popsicles and smoking crack cocaine

[mitten_kitten]

Makes piss popsicles and tries to pass them off as "lemon"...

[stinkfoot]

Makes piss popsicles and tries to pass them off as "lemon"...
Eats them.

[mitten_kitten]

Masturbates while I eat them.

[Samhain]

Masturbates while I eat them.
booked a small table to do this
S

[SunStoned72]

Makes piss popsicles and tries to pass them off as "lemon"...

lolololol!!!! :lol:



Sam is very rude and hates television!

[stinkfoot]

Named her toenails and talks lovingly to them every night.

[mitten_kitten]

Has a shrine in his closet to Jerry Hall...

[crummyrummy]

has eleven trailer hitches, all chrome free

[mitten_kitten]

Has been on Maury 11 times and they STILL haven't found the father...

[crummyrummy]

glows in the dark and builds model airplanes

[stinkfoot]

Works as a door-to-door Viagra salesman

[crummyrummy]

Stands on his hands and does Captain Kirk impressions

[trekker]

Secretly wishes she was hippy smurf.

[stinkfoot]

Fakes orgasms during masturbation.

[trekker]

Has 67 secret identities in 47 countries, and has no passport.

[crummyrummy]

Uses a rotary phone because he is convinced satan writes cell phone contracts

[stinkfoot]

Runs a circumcision kiosk at a mall.

[crummyrummy]

Dyed his pubes purple during the mid 90's Barney craze

[stinkfoot]

Is on a hunger strike in support of Paris Hilton.

[crummyrummy]

Constantly Google's ermine underpants

[stinkfoot]

Seals his farts in zip-lock bags and sells them on Ebay.

[trekker]

Never tips, and steals plastic bubble toys from supermarket vending machines.

[crummyrummy]

Golfs on Saturndays

[trekker]

Thinks Libras are a form of womans undergarment.

[crummyrummy]

Eats cat hearts every third full moon

[trekker]

Hates cats. But has an obsession with doctor suess.

[crummyrummy]

Likes sex with Midgets.

[trekker]

Is a big star in the midget porn industry, and likes to nap in raw sewage.

[crummyrummy]

Makes naked forays into Home depot to steal shovels and wheel Barrows

[soaringeagle]

has a fettish about drinking the raw sewage crummyyummy naps in

[stinkfoot]

Sells penile implants to Catholic priests.

[crummyrummy]

has a fettish about drinking the raw sewage crummyyummy naps inhas made millions performing in Gay Porn as a body double

Sells penile implants to Catholic priests.waxes his scrotum

[soaringeagle]

was a catholic preist last time i saw him

[trekker]

serves severed priest penisis to the Russian Mob.

[crummyrummy]

dates out of his league

[trekker]

Feeds lead paint chips to monkeys in the zoo.

[crummyrummy]

hides when pictures of margeret thatcher or Lady Di are shown on TV

[trekker]

Is a serial arsonist who burns old age homes and kicks homeless lepers for fun when she escapes every so often from the mental hospial where she recierves treatment for mild histeria.

[crummyrummy]

gossips with the old ladies at the bus station about American Idol and The Simple Life

[Pitros]

A comunist tring to wash our litlle children brains with his devils ideas
lol

[crummyrummy]

Has a yinyang tatoo'd on the head of his pecker

[Pitros]

Whait...how do you know that?
Is spying me from my office windown

[crummyrummy]

drives naked hoping to get pulled over

[trekker]

Is the president of the Benny Hill Fan Club.

[Pitros]

Now thats is just bull
Is getting laid

[crummyrummy]

sleeps with sheeps

[stinkfoot]

Stays awake with them.

[crummyrummy]

Has Posters of Newt Gingrich and Buddy Holly all over his home.

[trekker]

Smokes cigars made of finger nail clippings through a hole in the neck.

[crummyrummy]

burried a whole cow under the floor boards in his neighbors basement after a high school prank went terribly wrong

[airotciv]

Ownes two lumberyards.

[crummyrummy]

has never seen a picture of a naked man on a horse, backwards, flipping the bird to the camera man

[umm...ya]

Sings marry had a little lamb loudly while skipping naked down the alley

[posedat]

has found jesus.. he has him in his trunk..

[mitten_kitten]

Has found the cure for cancer and won't share it.

[stinkfoot]

Lines all her hats with aluminum foil.

[airotciv]

Sucks his big toe before falling asleep.

[crummyrummy]

gobbles like a turkey during sex

[mitten_kitten]

Write long love letters to Queen Elizabeth II begging for nude photos....

[stinkfoot]

Reads crummy's mail

[rebelfight420]

had sexual relations with that women

[indian~summer]

you actually go around beating homeless
giving out clothes my ass, i'm on to you!

[umm...ya]

flies through the air on a grain of rice spitting on frogs.

[Smelly Socks]

Is really the cat potrayed in the picture in her sig.

[Creek]

Never, NEVER Has Owned A Pair Of Shoes....Let Alone Smelly Socks--To Think...

[trekker]

Hasn't washed her feet in 7 years.

[scratcho]

Keeps several frogs in underpants for thrills.

[SunStoned72]

broke the HipForums Galleries.

[umm...ya]

flicks everyones ears while laughing hystericaly

[stinkfoot]

Puts slugs and washers in the Salvation Army collection kettle.

[Donkey]

roasts flamingo meat slowly on a gas bbq and touch's the corners of the fridge where all the spiders are

[hailtothekingbaby]

Has been sentenced to death but escaped disguised as an orthodox jewish midget with leprosy.

[rebelfight420]

Molest handicapped burn victims

[crummyrummy]

buries his dead with dirty diapers and lysol cans

[Creek]

Happens To Be Dubya's Number One :worthy: Fan.....

[crummyrummy]

Golfs with JM J. Bullock every thursday and every full moon.

[Creek]

Nah, Crummy, That's Every Wednesday...

[WoodRat]

My penis keeps running away from me :crybaby:

[Paradox in a Box]

Smuggles leprechauns out of Ireland.......while completely nude..

[WoodRat]

Regularly scheduals abortion meetings with Tai-rab refugees out of south africa...while assasinating aids prevention charters.

[trekker]

Opens food at the shopping mart, eats it, and puts it back on the shelf without paying.

[crummyrummy]

has an "M" tattoo'd on each butt cheek

[stinkfoot]

has an "M" tattoo'd on each butt cheekDid the tattoo work for free.

[sexual_pervert]

has 3 nipples

[slaterr]

is a sexual pervert wannabe

[crummyrummy]

steers cars and boats using his penus

[kar33m]

always wondered if he was a male or female? ( not an accustaion but whatever...)

[trekker]

Tried past life regression, and found out he was a muskrat in a past life.

[Creek]

Happens To Be A Muskrat In This One.....

[trekker]

Plays checkers with cucumber slices. And practices muskrat love.

[slaterr]

is the next best thing since sliced bread

[lunarflowermaiden]

Dreams about one day living in a jungle and being the alpha male orangutan

[LetLovinTakeHold]

Smuggles Moui Woui From Kona Town Hawaii in a row boat, while singing sweet songs.

[umm...ya]

Puts flaming poo on door steps rings bell then runs away barking like a dog.

[Willy_Wonka_27]

is a good person

[shine_crazydiamond]

ya, i saw you over there sniffing glue...

[stinkfoot]

Runs a mall kiosk selling pillows stuffed with used toilet paper.

[trekker]

Has snowball fights with elves.

[sexual_pervert]

isa hippy crack head

[trekker]

Owns a Volkswagon Bus painted with stars and stripes and USA all over it.

[crummyrummy]

in the 1980's, developed a software program specifically intended to determine within a reasonable estimation, which females would give up the sex if offered something shiny.

[SunStoned72]

uses shiny things to land females

[Sign Related]

Raped some 3 females last summer.

[crummyrummy]

in 1994, borrowed a book titled "How to cure procrastination" from the detroit Library.
This book is still overdue.

[slaterr]

spent a night with tarzan in his treehouse of love

[trekker]

Regrets being a cellbrity stalker and is now serving 9 to 20 in Attica.

[YouRemindMeOfYou]

Is secretly plotting to kill the creator of the song "It's A Small World" from the Disney Park ride...

[Creek]

Is Actually A Card Carrying Member Of The NRA And Charleton Heston's Biggest Fan...

[YouRemindMeOfYou]

Is having an affair with her best friends dad...
=P (just kidding)

[in da snake]

won the lottory only to eat the ticket....

[crummyrummy]

Is the Prime Minister of Australia.

[Royalstar667]

forces cats to lick his ball sack, and then sells the clothes he makes from their hairballs!
hey, thats not polyester!

[mitten_kitten]

Doesn't know how to tie shoes, velcro all the way!

[crummyrummy]

Brews Tea and demands it be called "mitten kitten's secret sex juice and wax remover"

[mitten_kitten]

Was voted "most likely to marry a construction worker and live in a mobile home" in his high school yearbook.

[hippy i am]

She was found guilty of kitten huffing.

(Look it up on Wiki, it's there, man).

[stinkfoot]

Has joined a convent.

[umm...ya]

Sucks peoples toes for sexual gratification.

[stinkfoot]

Runs a brothel for runaway inflatable sex dolls.

[mitten_kitten]

Is a regular at that brothel.

[hippy i am]

Had sex with the President of the Brothel.

[crummyrummy]

Walked into a walmart buck ass naked, bought a box of trash bags, and immediatly fashioned one into a mumu-like dress.

[hippy i am]

How did you know that? :eek:

Argh, found the meaning of high school cole slaw and had sex with the school mascot, in a big vat of that cole slaw.

[crummyrummy]

Dressed in a trash bag, roller bladed from Tuscaloosa to Gadsden to promote whirled peas

[hippy i am]

Dressed in a cardboard box and tripped over his own big, lairy feet to protest at KFC.

[crummyrummy]

once fainted while watching dogs play poker

[stinkfoot]

^^has taste-tested Rosie O'Donnell's French tickler on numerous occasions.

[hippy i am]

Has been admitted into the E.R. with a spoon up his urethra.

[SunStoned72]

not really a hippy ^^

[stinkfoot]

^^not a real Canadian.

[hippy i am]

Purposefully mis-aims the urine while urinating.

[crummyrummy]

H-I-A
she also mis-aims the urine

[hippy i am]

Crummy boils eggs alive in boiling, hot vodka!

[crummyrummy]

when she rolls down a hill, she gathers no moss.

[hippy i am]

When he cooks speghatti, it strangles his cat, but he does nothing about it.

[stinkfoot]

Can start a Harley-Davidson by sucking on the tailpipe.

[crummyrummy]

hand embroiders custom bowling ball carry on luggage and peddles them at swap meets

[stinkfoot]

Demonstrates and sells strap-ons door to door to the elderly

[hippy i am]

Has sex with the elderly with said strap-ons.

[crummyrummy]

gained the respect of Oprah by revealing the secret during a special backstage meeting, and revealing it through dance

[hippy i am]

Danced on Oprah's couch like Tom Cruise.

[stinkfoot]

Danced on Tom Cruise's couch like Oprah

[crummyrummy]

owns a blue suit, with red pinstripes. he only wears it with his albino alligator boots and belt, with an over dyed green hemp man bag

[stinkfoot]

Makes withdrawals from sperm banks

[crummyrummy]

donates sperm to Goodwill

[hippy i am]

Stole Jethro Tull's flute!

[crummyrummy]

Stole Jethro Tull's flute!This one time, at band camp, Hippy I Am put Jethro Tulls flute in her pussy

[stinkfoot]

Gives lap dances to Korean War veterans

[crummyrummy]

Gets lap dances from Korean War vetrans

[hippy i am]

Egg murderer.

[stinkfoot]

Flautist

[crummyrummy]

owner and operator of a sex club in Thailand

[hippy i am]

Worships Friedrich Neitshzche. (sp?)

[crummyrummy]

worships the door knob on the master bathroom door @ 24942 Basswood ave, Moreno Valley, CA 92388

[snowman2012]

Secretly raises the sasquatch she gave birth to in her basement.

[crummyrummy]

gives cookies to NAMBLA bake sales

[stinkfoot]

Flosses with used Tampons

[crummyrummy]

during blackouts, pours rice crispies and 2% milk into police car gas tanks

[mitten_kitten]

Collects rice after weddings while crying...takes it home and cooks it for dinner.

[SunStoned72]

mastubates to my picture.

[mitten_kitten]

Once gave a roadie a blowjob just to get backstage to give Mick Jagger a blowjob.

[Gen. Disarray]

sodomizes kitties and bites their heads off

[mamaKCita]

watches cartoons on pbs.

[stinkfoot]

Crashes funerals with impromptu Tupperware parties

[umm...ya]

Makes lace barbie doll dresses.

[stinkfoot]

Makes lace barbie doll dresses.
Models them for me.

[crummyrummy]

makes models and miniature sets from various Gilligan's Island episodes