How is the person above of you gonna die?

[rebelfight420]

How is the person above you gonna pass away? :nopity:

[Pressed_Rat]

Crack overdose.

[Axela]

An untimely death....

- pickin_wildflowers

[Nalencer]

Falling out of a giant redwood.

[Posthumous]

Bizarre Gardening Accident

This is Spinal Tap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKxbpo433Kk&mode=related&search=)

[rebelfight420]

Choking on a hamster

[BraveSirRubin]

He will be wiped out by an internet virus.

[ItzJessI3itch]

Stabbed to death by midgets, while being held down by million of roaches.

[Nalencer]

Running with scissors.

[lace_and_feet]

Death by beheading.

[indian~summer]

i am going to kill him
damn it, now i have to kill elle for getting in my way

[lace_and_feet]

Haha! ...Uh-oh, am I gonna get killed again since I posted again?

[indian~summer]

i have to kill you twice?
son of a bitch
i guess so....

[BraveSirRubin]

Too much love killed this lady.

[crummyrummy]

freak rubber band ball explosion

[Posthumous]

Ostrich Stampede

[Zoomie]

Tragic yurt accident.

[BraveSirRubin]

A wheelchair will run the poor lad over.

[crummyrummy]

I am not sure how, but I bet it'll be at a brothel.

[rebelfight420]

You have posted soooo much that you will get carpal tunnel thenm it will get worse and you will have to get surgery and a then youll get a infection and wel.......you know

[crummyrummy]

poisoned blow dart to the spine

[lakeoffire]

penguins will attack and go at him one peck at a time haha

[crummyrummy]

she will choke on a tofu dog and an over zealous Rosie O'Donnell will kill her trying to dislodge it.

[lakeoffire]

haha I cant stand her. Shes a disgrace to my last name! You will die when your underwear gets to tight and cuts off your blood circulation

[crummyrummy]

probably from a rainstorm.....

[Posthumous]

Jellybean Overdose.

[crummyrummy]

freak catapault accident involving chimpanzees and bowtie pasta

[Posthumous]

Light snack for Gamera

[crummyrummy]

He will die during the Hardcastle and McKormick reunion TV extravaganza, holding hands with Pam Grier

[Posthumous]

Hangnail

[crummyrummy]

Blood sacrifice to Barney
http://www.p2pnet.net/images/barney.jpg

[Posthumous]

Wooden leg becomes infected with Dutch Elm Disease.

[crummyrummy]

quietly, asleep in bed next to a loved one that co-inky-dink-illy died of unrelated causes

[Posthumous]

Falls in love with Rabid Porcupine

[LetLovinTakeHold]

Exhaustion from dancing the same damn move over and over and over again

Edit: From eating spoiled hummus

[Posthumous]

Drowns in 50,000 gallon vat of hash oil.

[hotwater]

Will OD on theobromine from eating too much chocolate http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif

Hotwater

[TopNotchStoner]

He will eventually evaporate, as all hot water seems to do.

[crummyrummy]

surprisingly enough, freezes to death during a polar bear swim in Maine

edit* beaten to death by surly Leprechan when he stumbles accross the end of the rainbow and demands acupulco gold pot instead of standard pot of gold

[Posthumous]

Gang-probed by Aliens(mexicans).

[crummyrummy]

chokes to death during his turn in the barrell

[hotwater]

A lifetime hypochondriac, suddenly dies of brights disease after scoring high on an IQ test



Hotwater

[crummyrummy]

dies while administering an IQ test, heart failure

[Nalencer]

Secret military execution.

[crummyrummy]

Secret military execution.quoting Richard Pryor in a white neighborhood

[hotwater]

Walks head first into a stealth aircraft



Hotwater

[crummyrummy]

Yodeling

[Posthumous]

TiddlyWinks World Championship

[hotwater]

Dies in a conflagration triggered by a swarm of fireflies


hotwater

[crummyrummy]

golfing with mike tyson and michael jordan
jordan runs away, tyson steals yer wallet and shoes

[LetLovinTakeHold]

Teevee freakishly exploads while watching The Simpsons

[crummyrummy]

Serial Killer, never solved

[Posthumous]

Aborted during the 117th Trimester.

[hotwater]

The first adult case of SIDS



Hotwater

[crummyrummy]

takes maiden voyage on the Titanic 2

[Posthumous]

Discovers how may licks it takes to get to the poisonous center of a Tootsie Pop.

[crummyrummy]

Bear trap

[texasmade3]

dammit.. i was on the first page looking at the last person.. typing out a story when i realized there were all these other pages.. dammit.. well i think you^ will die from a heartattack from having too much sex

[hotwater]

Skydiving accident (overheard singing) "beautiful streamer open for me" on the way down



Hotwater

[crummyrummy]

cthulu got him on the wrong side of town

[Pressed_Rat]

cthulu got him on the wrong side of town
Will get sucked into turbine while working on plane. :p

[Posthumous]

Elephantitis of the Balls

[crummyrummy]

Will get sucked into turbine while working on plane. :pWill be hung from the crown of the statue of liberty for "knowing too much"

Elephantitis of the Ballscrushed by the skeleton of a blue whale while visiting the Smithsonian Museam of Natural History

[stinkfoot]

Strangled by a sock puppet.

[Posthumous]

Murdered by Conspiracy Theorists

[stinkfoot]

Overdose of viagra.

[hotwater]

cthulu got him on the wrong side of town
Time out

How did you guess the brights disease remark was in reference to H P Lovecraft's father who died of Brights Disease http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif


and it's cthulhu :H


Hotwater

[Posthumous]

Washed, rinsed, but did not repeat.

[crummyrummy]

Time out

How did you guess the brights disease remark was in reference to H P Lovecraft's father who died of Brights Disease http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif


and it's cthulhu :H


Hotwatermy bad.
I am currently reading
The Best of H.P. Lovecraft:
Bloodcurling Tales of Horror and the Macabre
so the Cthulhu came from that, the other is a co-inky-dink

[texasmade3]

fell on head and cracked skull

[crummyrummy]

Washed, rinsed, but did not repeat.removed the do not remove tag from all the matresses at his nearest Ikea

[hotwater]

my bad.
I am currently reading
The Best of H.P. Lovecraft:
Bloodcurling Tales of Horror and the Macabre
so the Cthulhu came from that, the other is a co-inky-dink
I've read the book several times :)


Hotwater

[crummyrummy]

Dies reading Lovecraft which accidentally draws the Dunwhich Horror into his bedchamber

[hotwater]

goes on a school shooting/suicide rampage at miskatonic university



Hotwater

[crummyrummy]

yer gonna win this one, so I will go back to less enlightened deaths

Mistaken for Imus at a Rutgers Pep Rally

[hotwater]

yer gonna win this one, so I will go back to less enlightened deaths

Mistaken for Imus at a Rutgers Pep Rally
Mistaken for Al Sharpton in the locker room of the Duke University lacrosse team



Hotwater

[Bella Désordre]

peacefuly in his sleep having last spoken to the person who loves him the most in the whole wide world.Mistaken for Al Sharpton in the locker room of the Duke University lacrosse team



Hotwater

[crummyrummy]

Mistaken for Al Sharpton in the locker room of the Duke University lacrosse team



HotwaterMistaken? HAH!!!!!


I hope Bella doesnt die.

[Bella Désordre]

It sucks so bad that everyone dies. It's like sometimes I walk around for weeks forgetting I am going to die and then I remember that we all do and it freaks me out.Mistaken? HAH!!!!!


I hope Bella doesnt die.

[hotwater]

peacefuly in his sleep having last spoken to the person who loves him the most in the whole wide world.

Having taken revenge against all of her enemies, dies in serene comfort


Hotwater

[Bella Désordre]

Hugs :)Having taken revenge against all of her enemies, dies in serene comfort


Hotwater

[crummyrummy]

Hugs :)quoting Monty Python

[hotwater]

Caught standing in the middle of a wheat field when a crop circle forms




Hotwater

[crummyrummy]

vampire hooker specializing in blow jobs

[LetLovinTakeHold]

From the rather large bread crums in a bottle of rum

[hotwater]

Had a Laplacian Dream during REM sleep and wokeup in the presence of God




Hotwater

[crummyrummy]

Gets eaten by a large earth worm

[hotwater]

Died of Post-Punture High after giving to the Red Cross

[crummyrummy]

dies in surgery whilst donating a kidney to a man in a yellow hat

[Posthumous]

Sets the controls for the heart of the sun... The heart of the sun... The heart of the sun...

[crummyrummy]

sigh, my favorite floyd.
Dies in line at the john at a rest stop on the 101 waiting to pee.

[hotwater]

Dies from a mosquito carrying yellow fever


Hotwater

[crummyrummy]

Dies carrying a mule accross the Rio Grande

[hotwater]

Crushed under the impact of a small near earth asteroid


Hotwater

[Posthumous]

Pushes the Pillsbury Dough Boy too far.


http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/Clipboard18.jpg

[crummyrummy]

catches strange flu from Bigfoot and treats it with pure lard

[hotwater]

Volunteers to be a test subject for human suspended animation




Hotwater

[crummyrummy]

Tries to harm my daughter

[indian~summer]

crummy gets loved to death

[Grim]

Is hired for a government testing facility in which they are slowly but surely introducing metallic compounds into the food of certain worms, making them metallic enough to trace with certain machinery. After beginning to wander why, you discover it is actual only step one in an evil bio-mechanical experiment to create super-worms. The higher ups decide to get rid of you by testing their creations and release the worms on you, which burrow into your flesh and create horrible agony. But They are just little worms and so they don't kill you, but live happily in your flesh and raise a family.
Then one day you are walking and a helicopter flies by above carrying a giant electro-magnet which is hit by a lightning bolt which charges it up and yanks the metal-laced worms out of you right through the brain and you die.

The end.

[indian~summer]

you eat bad sushi and the next day are crushed by a run away elephant

[NightRose]

you freeze to death during winter and get eaten by mutated bunnies..

[bird_migration]

you freeze to death during winter and get eaten by mutated bunnies..
You get raped with a chainsaw.

[myself]

you get shot by a bird hunter.

[themnax]

from drinking out of the same bottle she was trying to poison someone else with?

or an infected hangnail (which is maybe why she took that swig to kill the pain?)

=^^=
.../\...

[crummyrummy]

trips over a phone book while eating liquorice, chokes

[stinkfoot]

trips over a phone book while eating liquorice, chokes
Cardiac arrest during a "wet dream"

[mynameiskc]

Cardiac arrest during a "wet dream"
mysteriously murdered after voting for every single option on a poll...

[stinkfoot]

mysteriously murdered after voting for every single option on a poll...
Impossible! No one knows where I.... hey, what th... gghnnkkll.... grgghmmmbbll... gggg--gggggnnnkkkk...kk.kk.k....!

*plop*

[*Atari*Love*]

seems as if I missed the "big" moment

[Posthumous]

Devoured by a herd of hungry, hungry hippos.

[TopNotchStoner]

Apparently, he's already dead, according to his username.

[stinkfoot]

Mistaken for a piñata while resting in a hammock during a Mexican vacation.

[mynameiskc]

dug up, revived, struck my lightning.

[stinkfoot]

Overdose of placebos.

[mynameiskc]

his exceedingly smart ass will try to take over the world and be declared terrorist, ending with the excruciating (yet oddly amusing) placement of a dirty bomb.

[crummyrummy]

bobbing for rattlesnakes

[Posthumous]

Apparently, he's already dead, according to his username.Touché

TopNotchStoner will succumb to a lifetime addiction to Paraquat at age 93.

[mynameiskc]

nasty nasty papercut.

[Nalencer]

Strangled by a grapevine.

[crummyrummy]

trapped in a microwave

[rebelfight420]

Kidnapped by hawk and used as baby food

[mynameiskc]

mobbed by christian terrorists.

[Posthumous]

Eaten by Fine Young Cannibals

[crummyrummy]

made into bowling pins

[LetLovinTakeHold]

bowled into cooking pins

[crummyrummy]

Taking an ill advised leap of faith

[indian~summer]

chokes after trying to give himself a blow job

[Asmodean]

Naked.

[Bella Désordre]

In a field of daisies watching the clouds go by with his wifeNaked.

[indian~summer]

she'll die of diabetes for being so sweet :tongue:

and hmmm Asmodean..naked..?
that's how i live :H

[Asmodean]

Ha, that's why it's so likely to happen that way, I suppose. :D

In a field of daisies watching the clouds go by with his wife
Oh, I truly hope so!

[mynameiskc]

chocking on a mallomar.

[BigBoyPants]

Gonorrhea

[mynameiskc]

swarmed by furious spelling bee competitors.

[BigBoyPants]

or syphilis

[mynameiskc]

asian flu.

[BigBoyPants]

Voice box polyps from talking too much.

[mynameiskc]

Voice box polyps from talking too much.
carpal tunnel syndrome from beating his meat too often prevents him from furthering his self love, at which time the overabundance of sperm backs up to his brain causing him to seek "relations" at the wrong sort of biker bar.

[indian~summer]

the cleavage kitty gets a little rough and although at first seems like harmless fun the kitty feels used and resentful of you and suffocates you in your sleep after the wild night you spend together....

[mynameiskc]

gets a terrible 3rd degree sunburn.

[BigBoyPants]

Offers to put ointment on that sunburn and gets "cut" for making the advancement.

[mynameiskc]

i see the sperm is already backing up....

[BigBoyPants]

i see the sperm is already backing up....

So that was YOU at that biker bar last night? Oh Lord, I thought you were a burly man. Sorry about that.

[mynameiskc]

i KNEW i should shaved my chest and back first.


so...you able to sit alright? i WAS a trifle rough...didn't mean to make you cry. are we cool?

[BigBoyPants]

Well, I learned you definitely make for a better man than a woman.

[mynameiskc]

that goes without saying...if only i wasn't so much hotter as a woman..

[come_do_drawrings]

he'll die trying to suck his own ****

that so wasn't for you KC =D lol

[mynameiskc]

hehehehe.

freak windmill accident.

[BigBoyPants]

that goes without saying...if only i wasn't so much hotter as a woman..


Ah Nooo..................Lose the make-up and you are all dude.

[come_do_drawrings]

hehehehe.

freak windmill accident.
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif

[mynameiskc]

Ah Nooo..................Lose the make-up and you are all dude.

lose the nuts and...well, you're STILL just a little girl inside...

[mynameiskc]

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gifoops. do you have a windmill?

[come_do_drawrings]

nah.... tha's what's so scary



;)

[BigBoyPants]

lose the nuts and...well, you're STILL just a little girl inside...

Thanks for the kind compliment, DUDE.

But I can't be a little girl. I tend to shut up after a sentence or two.

[mynameiskc]

Thanks for the kind compliment, DUDE.

But I can't be a little girl. I tend to shut up after a sentence or two.
it must be that awful speech impediment. i feel for you, i really do. but you HAVE TO STOP borrowing your mom's dresses. get your own.

[BigBoyPants]

it must be that awful speech impediment. i feel for you, i really do. but you HAVE TO STOP borrowing your mom's dresses. get your own.

Ah yes. Short and sweet. Just like a manly man. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif

[BraveSirRubin]

Diabetes... you fatso!

[BigBoyPants]

Diabetes... you fatso!

From drinking the water in Mexico.

[mbworkrelated]

Bush's Oil wars

[mynameiskc]

chronic excema.

[Posthumous]

Assassinated for sig

[mynameiskc]

basket weaving accident.

[BigBoyPants]

For being waaaaay too gay.

[mbworkrelated]

Beaten to death by a large fairy from san fransisco.

[mynameiskc]

my husband adores my gayness.

his mama's gonna come after him with her one good hookin' stiletto after he broke the other...

[mbworkrelated]

Elephant stampede.

[mynameiskc]

spider monkeys. lots and lots of spider monkeys...one might say several angry barrels full.

[hotwater]

Died from a thermonuclear explosion when a can of B&M baked beans was introduced to an already blocked colon http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif

Hotwater

[fitzy21]

giant lobster rips him to pieces.

[hotwater]

giant lobster rips him to pieces.Laughs so hard he ruptures a blood vessel while listening to a rap version of Southie is my hometown http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif



Hotwater

[fitzy21]

getting pelted by thousands of tooth brushes thrown by kids for not giving them candy

OT - i've been trying to find the original version of that song for soooooooooo long, its not even funny :(

[hotwater]

getting pelted by thousands of tooth brushes thrown by kids for not giving them candy

OT - i've been trying to find the original version of that song for soooooooooo long, its not even funny :(
The last time I heard the original version was back in the 1980's when famed WBZ radio talk show host Larry Glick used to play it all the time.


Hotwater

[fitzy21]

its funny...i bet no one else here knows what song were talking about haha

its even damn hard to find lyrics to

[broony]

Holds in a fart and pops his large intestines.

[crummyrummy]

electric chair

[fitzy21]

porky pig will be in your nightmares tonight, just like in nightmare on elm street...he'll stomp you to death

[121]

Trying to save anothers life...

[neponiatka]

you'll fly away into eternity....

[crummyrummy]

Lighting strike

[Freekowtski]

Wanking at 100 mph while looking a Jenna Jameson's poster!

(Don't be scared, crummy!! hahaha!)

[L.A.Matthews]

Natural causes?

[WWKCD729]

in a supermodel orgy from getting a dildo lodged into his penis and swallowing the acidic piss from a russian girl who dies from a result of being cream pied too much...

[mitten_kitten]

Bacon overdose

[L.A.Matthews]

Making mittens out of dead kittens, but she doesn't realise that one of the kitten mitten's are still alive, resulting in a face full of kitty scratches. One of the claws scratches her neck open.

[lace_and_feet]

Death by way-too-coolness.

[Lodui]

Caught in a rope snare with bananas in the middle.

[Posthumous]

Vulcan Deathgrip

[mitten_kitten]

haha

dehydration after getting his foot stuck to some gum on the sidewalk....

[Lodui]

Gets comeupance from ball of string.

[mynameiskc]

the keystone cops get out of control.

[asilos vulnerado]

Gerbil Attack.

[WWKCD729]

goes to a russian hostel and has sex with 5 girls at once, then gets kidnapped and dragged into a room where there are a whole bunch of meats delicacies(leg of lamb,hind quarters of a cow,etc.) gets tortured to death "hostel" style by getting beating to death with hard salami and pistle(bull penis) while suffocating on a bull's rock hard,humongus teste (like those red ball mouth covers)...

[crummyrummy]

licking the frosting off the mixer shaft

[mynameiskc]

dies due to an inability to think up a way to open a can without a pop top

[crummyrummy]

buying bacon

[mynameiskc]

eating bacon.

[crummyrummy]

making sweet love to the telephone repair person

[WWKCD729]

that crazy ass question mark kills you...

[crummyrummy]

that crazy ass question mark kills you...shot gun in the mouth, in the garage

[WWKCD729]

i say you die by getting shot with mustard in the eye and you get an infection that works its way into your brain and turns it into ketchup, then you say, when pigs fly, so i get a dead pig and attach wings off a dead crow that was ran over onto the pig, throw it over your head, and then take the shotgun i shot myself in the ear with, and shove it up your ass and blow your insides out, then the dead pig comes to life and humps your eye out...

[crummyrummy]

dressed as a playboy bunny

[mynameiskc]

apathy. lots of apathy.

[WWKCD729]

damn...you got me....after diving in a pool full over anthrax covered jello

[crummyrummy]

eating Cajun food

[Freekowtski]

Natural causes?
Ooh... that's absolutely boring... I prefer suicide and accidents!!

[WWKCD729]

man eating toenail that spits toejam at you and its acidic like those freak accident alien movies...but anyways...when the acidic toejam hits you, you die painfully by shitting out technicolor shit

[mynameiskc]

boredom.

[WWKCD729]

yes...yes, i will...its this damn locked in job that im at...^alcoholism

[mynameiskc]

ooh. that one hit close to the belt.


autoeroticaesphyxiation...which i guess is redundant with boredom.

[Posthumous]

Beaten to death by chipmunks

[mynameiskc]

probably revenge for my olan mills baby pictures....


made into cordogs.

[Freekowtski]

Ohh... technicolor shit... sounds good!!

[mynameiskc]

Ohh... technicolor shit... sounds good!!

horrible carnage after a nearly catastrophic derailing incident.

[kjhippielove88]

youre going to eat yourself to death

edit - that was for the poster above kc

[mynameiskc]

youre going to eat yourself to death

edit - that was for the poster above kc



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

[texasmade3]

A giant questian mark will fall on her head

[lace_and_feet]

Gets tangled upside down in a large fishing net, then suffocates by own breasts in face.

EDIT: FOR KC!!! Damn you for interfering texasmade LOL

[texasmade3]

skiing down a hill screaming holy cow shit and hits a moose and then the ambulance picks you up and a dog walks infront of an 18 wheeler to get water and the ambulance hits it and you die

[kjhippielove88]

eaten alive by scarabs

[Freekowtski]

youre going to eat yourself to death

edit - that was for the poster above kc

hahahahaha!

[lace_and_feet]

Death by flannel.

[Posthumous]

suffocated by cotton and shoes.

[rebelfight420]

Death by mutant jellyfish may god have mercy on your SOUL!

[Mr. Melty]

The voices in your head will battle and your brain will end up shutting down.

[kjhippielove88]

whichever way carrot top dies

[texasmade3]

doing a stunt for beyonce in a music video, slipped on a bananah peel and fell off the set.

[kjhippielove88]

i always knew bananas were the axis of evilhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/humm.gif


getting beaten to death by a mob of girl scouts

[texasmade3]

i always knew bananas were the axis of evilhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/humm.gif


getting beaten to death by a mob of girl scouts
already happend.. when i refused to buy the cookies, they started throwing stuff at me.. this was when iw as younger though

[kjhippielove88]

already happend.. when i refused to buy the cookies, they started throwing stuff at me.. this was when iw as younger thoughyou were attacked maybe..this time youll be beaten to deathhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/newsmilies/willy_nilly.gif

[Miss_Beatle]

You'll die in a washing machine.

[kjhippielove88]

diving into an open barbeque pit to catch a falling rib

[logicalway]

Old age. 2083.

[lace_and_feet]

Choking after realizing the cheesesteak he just ate had cheese-wiz on it.

[asilos vulnerado]

Tiger attack on the upcoming trip to Venezuala:)

[mynameiskc]

didn't get all your shots. nasty malaria outbreak causes you to fall on your head in arizona.

[kjhippielove88]

fatal bitch slap by a drag queen

[mynameiskc]

they ARE terribly jealous of my queenliness...
vegetable accident...

[Posthumous]

Chinese Jägermeister Torture

[logicalway]

Gettin' a fuzzy from this guy:

http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/chadte.jpg

[Peacey]

gekko stampede

[kjhippielove88]

dehydration

[mynameiskc]

turtle stampede....it's awful. i've seen the pics.

[mitten_kitten]

sacrificed to the gods by an ancient race of garden gnomes....

[L.A.Matthews]

Rabies.

[stinkfoot]

drowning in a vat of beer.

[WWKCD729]

by scarfing down multiple taco bell fire sauce packets while the rat posion content erodes your insides and attacks your ulcer that you got in third grade from eating too many fire cheetos...

[kjhippielove88]

stomach cancer

[WWKCD729]

i have like some weird ass stomach thing too...my greatgrandfather had it, and so do my uncles...but yeah..i will probably will die from it...lol...but you my lady..will die from....analbifada

[Posthumous]

Butt-raped by ebola monkey while snipe hunting.