Hand Sanitzer

[RealitaT]

ok this i have to post this... its just to ridiculous to not.
i worked at a grocery store about a year or so ago and was glancing at the labels of the various store only products when i came acroos hand sanitzer that was 67.5% ethyl alcohol. so i took it to the staff room and put it somewhere randomly. later that night i phoned my friend and told himi had alcohol so he came over 30 mins later. we tried taking shots of it, it tasted so much like soap and spat it out in no time, so we thought mixing it would do the trick. Nope! still tasted like soap but this time it was diluted alcohol. after a while of recovering, we decided to see who could take the largest gulp. not me! well my friend ended up getting drunk but had the soap shits the next day and probably had bubbles as well, i only was buzzed and had no problems the next day. looking back it was probably the moistureizers that made it taste so awful, o well lesson learned! dont drink hand sanatizer!

[SILVERWOLF_87]

Don't drink hand sanitizer? Damn, I was totally planning on doing that tonight :P

[wiuf]

ok this i have to post this... its just to ridiculous to not.
i worked at a grocery store about a year or so ago and was glancing at the labels of the various store only products when i came acroos hand sanitzer that was 67.5% ethyl alcohol. so i took it to the staff room and put it somewhere randomly. later that night i phoned my friend and told himi had alcohol so he came over 30 mins later. we tried taking shots of it, it tasted so much like soap and spat it out in no time, so we thought mixing it would do the trick. Nope! still tasted like soap but this time it was diluted alcohol. after a while of recovering, we decided to see who could take the largest gulp. not me! well my friend ended up getting drunk but had the soap shits the next day and probably had bubbles as well, i only was buzzed and had no problems the next day. looking back it was probably the moistureizers that made it taste so awful, o well lesson learned! dont drink hand sanatizer!

yeah. huffing gasoline is way more mind-expanding.

[RealitaT]

who said about mind expanding? alcohol isnt mind expanding! lol it was free alcohol and no other way to get intoxication! this is supposed to be funny! come on guys lighten up and laugh and my stupidity not critasize it ! :P

[~peace~]

hahaha get your mate to drink some anti-freeze next time i think thats got alcohol in it lol

[RealitaT]

methyl alcohol... makes you blind and you dont get a buzz! Super Duper!

[MeatWagon499]

wow this has to be the dumbest thread ive yet to come across lol, why didnt u just steal an 8oz bottle of maximum strength cough syrup and split that?

[RealitaT]

too much tolerance at the time...

[MeatWagon499]

no i wasnt but why in the HELL would u drink SOAP to get fucked up when u could just steal some real alcohol.

[cometogether_22]

ahaha sounds like a good way to land yourself in the hospital

[smiley68]

haha i think its fuckin hilarious...get creative with the drugs haha i love it...i wouldn't do it but desperate times calls for desperate measures...i huffed a lot of air freshener while in basic training and ait in the army lol

[Shocbomb]

Dam I can't belive what I just read I really can't. I could see some homeless guy who was going through terrable Alcohol withdraw and DT's trying this but a 16 year old kid ? what the hell were you thinking Kid !!!! please man getting a buzz is not worth drinking hand sanitzer I can tell you that? Wow I really can't belive you did this !!!! hear are some better ideas steal a bottle from your parents liquor cabinet, Have a older person buy you a few 6 packs, etc anything besides drinking hand sanitzer. WOW

[Geneity]

I'd of rather drank Listerine. The worst me and a friend have ever tried was getting Ethyl rubbing alcohol 70%, and mixing it in some water. It tasted like shit. Absolutely nothing like regular alcohol. After the first taste we proceeded to throw it out. Some things just pique my curiosity.

Though I have heard time again that Vanilla extract is quite high in alcohol content. Honestly I think that'd be the easiest to take shots of.

[Metallideth]

Next time mix it with mouthwash or something. hahahahahahahaha.

[framesh1ft]

Shouldn't be very soapy. The stuff is carbomer hydrated with water, often a bit of TEA thrown in and then the alcohol. But some brands do add things like IPM and vitamin E. Nothing that will kill ya, but will taste bad, and might give GI upset. The TEA though probably is bad for you, over time. TEA=triethanolamine

[AncientHippie]

The worst me and a friend have ever tried was getting Ethyl rubbing alcohol 70%, and mixing it in some water
Didn't know there was such a thing.

[Yahee]

Vinella exstract? that would make me thro up, best desprite high is that pressurized air in a can (keyboard cleaner),, u can actually get a really good high off that,,
i was doing make-up hours at shcool (i had too many absences) , i found a can of it and me and some random dude went and got really really high off it, my face was numb,, hell my whole body was numb, i felt like a big ass balloon, surprisingly i didnt get any heart rate problems off it

[thetrippyhippy]

thats prete fucking nasty but more funny

[Thornatos]

They ran a story on the philly news about kids using hand sanitizer to get fucked up. My advice would be to look elsewhere for a better high. Like Dxm for example, very cheap and the dealer is your local drug store. Much better high than hand sanitizer will ever give you. Just dont abuse its wonders :)

[in da snake]

almond extract has alcohol chug that =p

Funny thread...why did you try hand sanitizer were you really that desperate? crazy

[sublime94]

Lol U jackass.....

Not to laugh at others mistakes.....but...uhm.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!

[AfricaUnite]

TV has corrupted this young soul, if an episode of "The Office" Meridath (the alcoholic) who i believe at this point has given up booze, goes to the hand sanitizer, takes a squirt in her parlm and licks it.

I accidentally swallowed some ISO 99% last night, after doing some research it would be safer to drink that than a methelated product. Still not safe at all as the liver turns ISO into aresenic.

[in da snake]

Hmm i just had a wierd (and proably dangerous) thought, Hand sanitizer is mostly grain alcohol so you could use it to make a gelled form of salvia tinicure. I might look into this one of these days.

[Geneity]

That's gross. What is wrong with you people. You realize Isopropyl alcohol is POISON, right? I think you'd throw it up before anything happened but if not you're in trouble. It's not that much better then drinking methylated alcohol, it'll kill you, you'll just need more to do it. Don't 'accidentally' drink that anymore. D=

Also, why bother trying to make a gelled salvia tincture? What's wrong with Everclear? That shit isn't 95% alcohol and it has other random things in it that are probably unpleasant.

Use drinking alcohol people. =P

[in da snake]

yeah i looked at some in the store, when i made the above post i was under the impression that it was grain alcohol but it's not and has other wierd stuff in it. Tbh idk why i would want to make gelled tinicure, guess to be different lol.

[guybob1000]

once i was sleeping over at my friends house and we relized that listerine was like 25% alcohol. We got drunk, but not that much.