I'm a pro!

[Fallout55]

Ever been so drunk all you could do is mutter one line with confidence over and over and over.

This happned to me the other night out side a concert hall, all I could say is "I'm a pro!" "I'm a pro!". I tossed in the occasional "Don't.. don don worry guys I'm a pro!"

this ever happen to you? What was your line?

[MeatWagon499]

"I'm the best" - while smoking a cigarette while drunk, lol funny u brought this up

[plukow]

A friend of mine was trying to give directions to this concert and all he seemed to be able to say for like 45 minutes was take a right, take a right, NEVER TURN LEFT. they all had gas to burn so they listened to him untill they got bored.

[Hemisphere]

There was some old lady in the UK apparently, who had a fear of turning left, so she never did. It's possible to get just about anywhere in the UK without ever turning left :P you just have to take some really long inconvenient routes.

[Mr LJ]

I kept on saying to my friends 'i hate being the designated driver' man it pissed them off lol.