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[Bassplayerjojo]

I'd have to say the wierdest place I've ever had sex was in a closet. It was just your average sized closet, not walk in or anything. I think we just wanted to see if we could pull it off. I bent over and he got behind me. It was deep and hard and we both came in less than 5 minutes. Ahhh....memories.

[HappyHaHaGirl]

Driving down the interstate, I guess. Or in the girl's shower at the Yogi Bear camp grounds in NC. Or in the Borders parking lot...

[Harmonys_Decade]

uh....yea./.

[DarkLunacy]

Best friends bathroom!

[GreenEyedLady]

The hood of a car at the end of the road in a construction site. Night time, of course!

Sitting on the edge of the sink in the bathroom. Tried that one a couple of times! Rather fun, actually. :)

[Lilyrayne]

Hubby and I once did it on the hood of his car, which was parked on the street in front of our house. It was around 10:30 PM, and some little old ladies came home with groceries directly across the street from us, as well as a couple of cars gone by and a kid playing basketball down the street. They never knew, they probably just thought we were making out. :p I dared him to do it. Boy, that took skill!

[xaosflux]

A helipad on the top of a major airport

[xaosflux]

btw, a helicopter was not involved

[Earthy Mama]

well I guess in the parking lot in front of my house, in a vw lol.

if u see the van rockin... dont come knockin....!

hehehe

[Fractual_]

not too weird.

a little riskay though.

in a room right next to my mom, im pretty sure she knew.

[AutumnAuburn]

On a County Transit Bus... :D

[digitalbliss]

Well, my fiance was in the hospital for a gall-bladder removal. We both got pretty hot, and went into the bathroom. I think the best thing about it was, she still had an IV((in her mid forearm I believe. Of left arm.))

[Flowerchild]

in a tent w/a coworker, the funny thing was there was a dutch cop w/his small children right next to us - I probably was too loud so at 4 AM he pulled on our tent, he even pulled all the hooks were out of the ground w/it while we were still in there having sex...he was soooo angry and screaming and everything!! ...but the sex was good! :)

[lunachic420]

There's a tunnel that leads from a parking lot to the bottom floor of the Union on campus...it was when school was out of session, but the door was open and in we went!

[HappyHaHaGirl]

The stairwell at the movie theatre parking garage...

Once, we did it in a tent while we were camping next to this family with small children, and I felt kind of bad. Especially because my boyfriend kept making noises....we were both fucked up, but at least I was trying. He had no excuse!

[MexicanFlowerChild]

In my friends car on our way to the theaters...

[Crystaleyez]

On a forest floor, many many times. I guess thats not so weird tho. My mums bed years ago. We got caught. That was definitely weird.

[JustBob]

A church bathroom, but it was late at night. Nobody was there.

also a parking garage next to the civic center we later saw STP play that night

[stilanas]

A beach, although it wasn't really sex, just very heavy petting

[Mintaoism]

Well I wouldn't call myself very experienced and I probably spelt that wrong but anyway, I once had sex in park..I got a handjob during the intermission of a concert in a ladies toilet...

[lucyinthesky]

mine was definitely the time where i boned in an empty classroom in College, while class was going on in every room around us. It was pretty scary lol....but definitely fun as hell! :D

[Omniwulf]

I did it in a small guard shack ( it was like 5 x 5 ) that was on a military fence . What freaked me out though was when I was done I noticed another guard shack just up the hill on the same fence line and within sight who had a guard in it. I wonder if he saw everything.
Phew.

[wizarddrew77]

I would have to say in a Crypt in a grave yard in a town I lived in when I was married. I ran a 711 at night and allowed all the local teens in town to hang out cause no one would let them hang anywhere else. So one night after my shift I was hanging out with my oldest sons friend who was a senior in the local High School. I was going thru my divorce and we got really stoned on some awesome Hydro and Wine. She took me to the local grave yard and there was this Crypt that everyone used to get high in. Ya know a stone house with the coffin etc. and we screwed our brains out for hours in it. To this day it turns me on and she is now older and married etc. 20 years from now it's what you did not do you will regret not what you did do. Peace!

[makno]

one wierd place was in an airport after the wrath of a hurricane had done iys thing ,...we were doin ours! the guard guy came by and said he knew what we were up to and thought it was cool.....subway ...central park... the roof of the projects

[dj_reegz]

Both me and my g/f's first time couple years ago. We didn't plan this it just kinda happened (good thing I had a rubber on me).

End of January, In a snow storm. -20 C, Undernieth (Sp?) some out door stairs attached to the Colusium in our City. After a Smash Mouth Concert, with a contact high probably (There was an insane amount of joints being passed in there). We kept each other warm till our ride got there.

[ZePpeLinA]

public toilet...mmm...I know.

[Omniwulf]

LOL...i just thought of something.. I've done it less in a bedroom then I have in weird places like the woods or ..hmm.. the list is huge. to funny when i think about it.

[Bassplayerjojo]

I would imagine that almost everyone has done it in a car.

After my work's last year chrismas party, I was feeling randy and my hunny was driving, so I took off my seatbelt and sat on him, facing him. I had a dress on so it was easy. Was only a little worried about getting into an accident, I just made sure I didn't block his view too much. Hell yea, good times.

[Mintaoism]

I'm just geusing here but presumabaly you took his trousers off...or the zip would have been quite alot painfull...:p

[serra]

HMMM.....

under a bridge by a river in the middle of a city by a bike path (we were bored and our movie wasn't supposed to start for 45 minutes!)
in a tent with all of my good friends very close by
on the kitchen counter at my boy's parents house
in boy's parents bed (it was a waterbed! we had to try it out...)
in my roomates' bedroom
in a campground out the side of my car during the middle of the day....


tsk tsk, naughty serra.... ;)

[Mintaoism]

Do you have a bed of your own?

[psyche]

prooobably on the bc ferries.

[invisible]

i did it in the computer station while surfing the net. my girl was horny and couldnt stop touchin my penis so we did have sex...

[honeyhannah]

I was sure I'd be the only one to say this, but I guess not,

So the weirdest place I've ever had sex was in my mom's bed, that's just dirty though, not cool.

I'm so ashamed.

[Smojke]

On top of the tower in Gettysburg before they tore it down.

[Mintaoism]

What a historic place to have sex, must be like having sex on the berlin wall...althouht the balance issue might make it quite hard.

[exetaycblues]

In a hammock, and no neither of us fell out

[serra]

Do you have a bed of your own?
hee hee sure do. answer to the question, "where is the place you have had the MOST sex??"


hee hee.

[kitty fabulous]

let's see, with my first husband:
several cars
tent-trailer
tents
hammock
lake ontario
the woods, by a little stream
an easy chair in storage in his parents' garage
my in-law's bed (eeew!)
various pieces of living room furniture
the "make-out bench" in the woods at one of my colleges

and i gave him a blow job on a crowded, moving bus from buffalo

with assorted boyfriends/one night stands/friends-with-benefits:
leaning out the window of my apartment overlooking monroe avenue
a basement or two
i may have had a quickie in the bathroom of a local goth club
more tents, one right in front of the bonfire at starwood (fun, the drums were wonderful)
showers and bathtubs
dining room table
kitchen table
kitchen counter
washing machine on "spin sycle" (that was lots of fun)
bedroom closet
attic
his friend's living room
his friend's dining room
his friend's parent's bedroom
my parents' living room
my parents' kitchen
my parents' dining room, including the closet

with my current husband:
jacuzzi
every piece of furniture in the hotel room, including a rather cold antique marble-top table
living room floor
coffee table
kitchen chair
dining room floor
more tents

i have not yet done it, but want to:
on my balcony
in a muddy field at starwood
under the stars
in a stream or river
in a field of daisies
on a low branch in a tree
with someone who doesn't turn back into an asshole at midnight


stay tuned! soon to be accepting volunteers for the next round of fun and interesting places. ;)

[kittykat]

Behind Safeway grocery store and in an old two story bookstore.

[exetaycblues]

Wierdest place? Planet Earth :D

[Mintaoism]

kitty fabulous...you are a very adventourous kitty aren't ya.. also you want to have sex up a tree?...well keep a mobile handy incase you get stuck and need the firebrigade..to get you down of course...have you had sex in a fire engine???

[Spinner]

A Chuck E. Cheese bathroom and a playground. :D

[stormyheather]

in the undergrad library at my college. in a study room with newspaper taped on the windows and the door closed, so it wasn't THAT crazy, really.

[FREE]

in a store room on the uss george washington,and my roommates brand new bed (sssshhh!! dont tell her i was the one who broke it in;)))

[kitty fabulous]

kitty fabulous...you are a very adventourous kitty aren't ya.. also you want to have sex up a tree?...well keep a mobile handy incase you get stuck and need the firebrigade..to get you down of course...have you had sex in a fire engine???
no i have never had sex in a fire engine. the blow job on the moving bus was as close as i came to that. i don't really want to have sex in a fire engine. too noisy.

[lace_and_feet]

Behind Safeway grocery store and in an old two story bookstore.
Interesting, I used to have this fantasy about having sex behind a Vons when I had a thing for one of the baggers.

I haven't really had sex in weird places yet, you guys have given me some good ideas though.

[Rainbow Tears]

I think a play ground, a gas station bath room, in my class room in high school, (no one was there) and lots of cars uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the beach the forest....



uhhhhhhhhhhhhh------- in a tint with his family being 3ft away

[enjoylifeasmuchasyou]

After my work's last year chrismas party, I was feeling randy and my hunny was driving, so I took off my seatbelt and sat on him, facing him. I had a dress on so it was easy. Was only a little worried about getting into an accident, I just made sure I didn't block his view too much. Hell yea, good times.
Just this: you're insane! :mad:

[StarGateKeeper]

in the back yard

one o'clock in the morning
It was just beginning to rain
I was giving her oral as she leaned against the wall
I somehow managed to get her on my shoulders facing me and I stood up
She was up pretty high, but I was in full control
her moans rose as the rain fell
it was just a sprinkle
because we could see the twinkle
of the stars winking back at us...

[spacecadet]

In a graveyard

[curious25]

In the woods near a busy set of railroad tracks. At least two trains passed by....

Some great ideas ....

[4Natural2Wisdom0]

side of the highway [both situations], the woods, a giant sewer pipe in the mid of a field, uuuh omg right next to my best friend but she was asleep ( i hope!!) haha in a barn, some dudes shower, a hotel with a stranger for freee bitch . holy shit cant forget wal mart! oh, and half the places you guys already mentioned.

y the hell am i tell u people anyway? oh, because its 11:38pm Saturday night and I got sick of sitting in my room watching some Doors movie WISHING Jim Morrison was like laying with me on my nicely made red silky bed but noo i gotta come here and look at sex forums. *hhhhu . You know what? ill add the the list

right here. right now. thinking about you. yes you. the sexy person reading this post. eeeeeer oooom yeaha like thAt

[4Natural2Wisdom0]

in the back yard

one o'clock in the morning
It was just beginning to rain
I was giving her oral as she leaned against the wall
I somehow managed to get her on my shoulders facing me and I stood up
She was up pretty high, but I was in full control
her moans rose as the rain fell
it was just a sprinkle
because we could see the twinkle
of the stars winking back at us...

aw thas so cute

[kitty fabulous]

on an anthill. not an experience i'd recommend. those little bastards just love flavored lube.

lots of times in the woods.

the floor of a shop belonging to one of my bf's friends. after hours of course. that was wonderful.

and a soccer feild in woodstock, under a big beautiful moon. that is an experience i'd definately reccommend. even if it was a little chilly.

[Troy8]

burger king bathroom... i kno gross.... side of the highway in a car.... some times on a road trip you just gotta take a sex break....

[Dariah]

in a bush, in someone's bathroom, kitchen floor, in the driver's seat of a car (that was akward), outside in the rain

[brandonveg]

I wouldnt call these wierd, but they are not the "traditional in my bedroom" lol.....in my best friends sisters bed....in my bestfriends baby brothers room with another couple in there.......me and my ex were had my friend and his three girls in teh backseat of my car adn we said - hey we are horny we're gonna drop yall off at krystals so we can use that backseat, and we drove around to the back and fucked then my friend started a fight inside of krystals and came running out cause the cops were coming - my girl told him she as going to cut off his dick ....yeah....

[PaperCut]

In a fittin room.
On the kitchen sink.
Standing in the bath tub.
on the floor in the living room.

...And this is all in one night.

Damn my gf is a freak!

[PaNe]

I have done it in a few weird places. Has something to do with living situations at the point and times.
1.Long John silvers bathroom.
2. CLub raw in albuquerque bathroom
3. pappadeax bathroom
4. movie theatres
5.middle of the street late night.
6. swimming pool with the girls friend holding on to me and her while i was inside of her that was kinda weird but kinky. Her friend had no idea. I would play around and make sudden movements so she could feel the pressure.
7.church.. im going to hell.
8.in my car alot, on top of my car,on the trunk of my brothers car while he was inside.
9. at work when i used to take care of people with mental disabillities they lived in houses.. I was doing it on the couch or on the floor.
10. In my mommys bed..