Drunk Dialing Stories

[indescribability]

So I never do this. At all. I mean I've done it probably 3-4 times in my whole life. One of which was last night. I decide, at 2:45 in the morning, I'm going to call the Call Center Manager and wake her up. The conversation went something like this:

Me: "Hey Kim"
Kim: "Yes sweety, can I help you?
Me: "I just wanted to call and see how you're doing. You know, we havent' talked in a while and I kinda miss you."
Kim: "What? You're not still at work are you?"
Me: "Work? Hell no. I'm fucking hammered and just wanted to call and say hi. See how you were doing. You know. That sort of thing."
Kim: "Fuck you motherfucker"
Me: Laughing uncontrollably
Kim: "I'm going back to bed bitch" followed by a laugh


Good shit right there. I knew she wouldn't be mad. She drunk dialed one of my co-workers at 4 am once knowing he had to be up at at 6 am for work. I love this place.

What's your favorite drunk dialing experience?

[honeyhannah]

that's hilarious

[indian~summer]

when i was in the backyard at a house party at my friends house(this night i had drank a mickey of gin and taken 2 grams of shrooms, first time i'd done shrooms) i called the house, i could see through the glass door they were doing beer bongs and they tried to be quiet to answer the phone but most people were too far gone...i prolly can't recall what was said just along the lines of
"hello?"
hey :D
"who's this?"
who do ya think :D
"i can see you! jess get your ass in here!"
hahahahahahaha i then fell over laughing, and the rest of the soberer people in the backyard cracked up at me..i laughed ridiculous that night
i did alot of drunk dialing that night :rolleyes:

[TheGanjaKing]

i usually just end up dialing the wrong number 4 or 5 times in a row when I'm drunk and then giving up

[indian~summer]

i'm a really bad drunk dialer, it's a good thing i don't have some of the numbers from some people here, i'd end up calling people from all over the country :rolleyes:

[TheGanjaKing]

i'm a really bad drunk dialer, it's a good thing i don't have some of the numbers from some people here, i'd end up calling people from all over the country :rolleyes:


you can call me anytime, especially when you're drunk

[fitzy21]

we were up in montreal and drinking. i asked my friend for his cell so i can make a call. so i got out the paper with the number on it, entered it onto the phone. now the call was supposed to go to Lynsey, but it never dialed because i didn't press send - but i thought i did and i thought i was at the voice mail. so i leave this drunk message. so i'm thinking i'm gonna here about the message from her the next day but nope, she didn't get that message. so i go to my friends phone and i ask him to check the call records and well, thats when i learned i didn't make a call. haha.

[indescribability]

we were up in montreal and drinking. i asked my friend for his cell so i can make a call. so i got out the paper with the number on it, entered it onto the phone. now the call was supposed to go to Lynsey, but it never dialed because i didn't press send - but i thought i did and i thought i was at the voice mail. so i leave this drunk message. so i'm thinking i'm gonna here about the message from her the next day but nope, she didn't get that message. so i go to my friends phone and i ask him to check the call records and well, thats when i learned i didn't make a call. haha.
I think this should belong in drunk non-dialing stories. I've done stuff like that before though. Quite embarrassing. Especially if you argue with the person you thought you called :eek:

[fitzy21]

i've drunk dialed my parents. was at my friend amanda's house. drinking, playing card games and such. and just decided to call home at 2am. just kept calling and calling until they picked up. i'd leave a message, hang up, call again. they were pissed because my dad had to work that saturday, so when i got to talk to them i said something along the lines of "hi, just wanted to see how the family was doing and to say that im drunk and was wondering what alissa's boyfriend's name is. somehow it came up in conversation and i couldn't remember it and i decided to call home"

[Tree-Hugger]

I don't call anyone, but I've been on the recieving end of some drunk dialing.

[ihmurria]

I'm not a big drunk dialer. THe closest I got was tonight, I alle dmy friend at about 12:30 adn todl her to get her sexy ass to the bar to see my pink hair, but she was exhausted. Damn woman, I spenta good damn portion of the night with gigantic tits jiggling in my face thanks to her



wait


Thanks Megs for not showing up!!!

[hippychickmommy]

I don't drink and dial. :p

[mynameiskc]

my old roommates used to. jesus they were loud. i never have, i hate people knowing i'm shitfaced when they're not shitfaced, too.

[Balloonatic]

my oldest half brother is the biggest drunk dialer in the world. he is the king of drunk dialing, because hes always drunk. seriously this fool is a straight up alcaholic but he lives in reno and i only see him like 1nce a year if that. but anyways he will call my cell phone every other night hella drunk telling me a cure for hiccups or some stupid shit like that. and talking to him is like talking to a wall i have to repeat everything to his drunk ass. it gets annoying.
but yeah even i am guilty of drunk dialing once in awhile. haha like once a week maybe...

[Dustinthewind]

When my mom used to drink a lot, she was always a drunk dialer....would sit for hours on the phone to whomever was her victim that night. So sucked.

I am not a drunk dialer.