Best Film Quotes

[Peace-Phoenix]

What are your favourite film quotes? Could be funny, could be powerful, could be punchy, could be naughty, could be downright insane....

[Peace-Phoenix]

One of my favourite, from Sean of the Dead:

"There's no I in team."

"No, but there's an I in meat pie, and meat is an anagram of team!"

[fountains of nay]

"Look what your brother did to the door!" - Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Original)

[paulfreespirit]

are you talking to me are you talking to me are you talking to me .

[lithium]

are you talking to me are you talking to me are you talking to me .Well there's no-one else here...:)

[paulfreespirit]

:)

[Hippie_Girl]

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off'

[paulfreespirit]

dont you just love the smell of napalm in the morning :eek:

[Peace-Phoenix]

"Scrubbers!"

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[bokonon]

Aw, I already posted a couple of mine over in the (sub-par!) Movies forum...But if you don't mind I'd like to rehash this one:


"Here we have a four-way street, in the middle of the street is a crisp 20 dollar bill. At the end of each street are four people; At this end is a male-friendly, non-agenda lesbian. Over here is a full of rage, man-hating dyke. At this end is Santa Clause and over here is the Easter Bunny...Who gets the $20 first?"

"The man-hating dyke"

"Good! Why?"

"I don't know"

"Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!"

(Banky and Holden from 'Chasing Amy')

Not as punchy as 'Scrubbers!' I'd agree, but I was very impressed when I first saw it.

[bokonon]

Ooh, more Kevin Smith gold:

"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"In a row?!"

:)

[Peace-Phoenix]

Aw, I already posted a couple of mine over in the (sub-par!) Movies forum...But if you don't mind I'd like to rehash this one:


"Here we have a four-way street, in the middle of the street is a crisp 20 dollar bill. At the end of each street are four people; At this end is a male-friendly, non-agenda lesbian. Over here is a full of rage, man-hating dyke. At this end is Santa Clause and over here is the Easter Bunny...Who gets the $20 first?"

"The man-hating dyke"

"Good! Why?"

"I don't know"

"Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!"

(Banky and Holden from 'Chasing Amy')

Not as punchy as 'Scrubbers!' I'd agree, but I was very impressed when I first saw it.
Hahahaha! Class line! A close second to Scrubbers and, well, probably any line from Withnail....

[bokonon]

Yeah...'Withnail and I' is a quote goldmine! Practically every line has a wonderful ring to it. I think "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" shares a similar genius...From the opening...

"We were somewhere around Barstow when the drugs began to take hold"

...to...

"Just a freak in a freak kingdom"

It's all fantastic stuff!

"Dogs fucked the pope...No fault of mine"

:)

[lithium]

"Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills! The people it kills get up and kill!"
--Dawn of the Dead

[sweetbabyjames]

"For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky"
~one of the Yonadans, Star Trek episode 65

[Cerebus]

"Fuck me Santa! Fuck me Santa! Fuck me Santa..!!!" - Bad Santa

[lithium]

"Scrubbers!"

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics/withnail3.gifThrow yourselves into the road, darlings, you haven't got a chance!:D

[Cerebus]

"Fuck the cunt of Russia..!" - Happiness

[Gothic Twist]

Woddey Alan in Annie Hall: Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

The Silence Of The Lambs: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver"

Duck Soup:"I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."

[Peace-Phoenix]

"I've got to go now Clarice, I'm having an old friend for dinner!" Another great one from Silence of the Lambs.


"Do you dream Will?" Spooky....

[phoenix_indigo]

"I got two words for you... 'Learn to fuckin' type'." - Mr. Pink .. Reservoir Dogs


"Care for a little necrophilia? Hmmm?" - Jill Layton .. Brazil

[mellowthyme]

"Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day"

Philosophical to have profound meaning and ambiguous enough to mean what you want, to a point. So long its only twice a day, ooooerrr misses!!!

OK, it's from Withnail and I. Yeah, one of fuckin' films you must fuckin' see before you friggin' well die bullshit type of thing but a classic nevertheless.

[CrucifiedDreams]

I'm pretty sure this is my favourite movie quote ever.

You know that point in your life when you realize that the house that you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? All of the sudden even though you have some place where you can put your stuff that idea of home is gone....You'll see when you move out it just sort of happens one day one day and it's just gone. And you can never get it back. It's like you get homesick for a place that doesn't exist. I mean it's like this rite of passage, you know. You won't have this feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for you kids, for the family you start, it's like a cycle or something. I miss the idea of it. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place.

- Garden State

[fountains of nay]

Anything from Scarface sets me right off :D

[fountains of nay]

"Do not fear me gypsy, I have come for your tears, please give them to me or I will take them" - Borat

[bokonon]

Haha, 'Borat' has some great quotage like, yeah.

"If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor...So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car" (Reservoir Dogs)

"Hmm, funny...I don't feel drunk" (Memento)
(Memento is quotage gold too I think :))

"I am Jack's complete lack of suprise" (Fight Club)

"Word" (I Heart Huckabees -- It's all in Marky Mark's delivery!)

[Lagan]

How the hell do i know why there were nazis? i don't even know how the can opener works! - hannah and her sisters

I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion - manhatten

[Maanling]

The Lord of the Rings;

Legolas: Ah, lembas, one little bite can fill a grown man's stomach.
Merry to Pippin: how much did you eat?
Pippin *looking guilty*: five

"What about second breakfast?"
(Guess what? I'm a Pippin fan! :tongue: )

Doctor Who

Sycorax Leader: I can summon the armada and take this world by force!
The Doctor: Well, yeah, you *could*, you could do that, course you could, but *why*? Look at these people, these human beings, consider their potential. From the day they arrive on this planet and blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do... no, hold on... sorry, that's the Lion King... but the point still stands! Leave them alone!

[feral]

"I'm a Derek, and Dereks don't run..."
Bad Taste

[Isil]

"The first sin was intercourse! The first sin was intercourse!"
- Carries mother, in the film "Carrie"

xD That scene is hilarious.