True Confessions

[Peace-Phoenix]

So, come on, out with it. What's the dirtiest thing you've ever done and who with?

[Samhain]

well I think seeing as you started this thread, you should get the ball rolling, anyone else agree with me!!
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[erzebet1961]

Yes...the thread starter should go first ...Sooooooo.......

[Peace-Phoenix]

Oh no, I'm innocent, really I am. And people who know me can probably tell my stories better than I can :& But enough of me....

[Samhain]

Oh no, I'm innocent, really I am. And people who know me can probably tell my stories better than I can :& But enough of me....
I haven't had any of you yet :D so come on spill!!
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[Peace-Phoenix]

I haven't had any of you yet :D so come on spill!!
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I'm shocked! There are just too many inuendos in that sentence for my innocent eyes! Anyway, you don't go to confession and ask the priest to confess first! Oh no. Let's hear a few first, and then I might find my spine....

[erzebet1961]

Ok...But to most , it will seem tame. me and an ex girl of mine did it in a bathroom of a club while people were coming in and out to use the restroom ....no one turned us in to the manager !!!!!

[lithium]

Once right... I done a sex. A dirty sex on a womanhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

[Samhain]

Once right... I done a sex. A dirty sex on a womanhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif
say what??
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[lithium]

say what??
SIt's truehttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif I swear ithttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

[erzebet1961]

Hahaha...Ok SAM ...its your turn !!!!....Im dying to hear all about it !!!!!!!

[Samhain]

It's truehttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif I swear ithttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif
I don't doubt it, I just don't know whatyour talking about
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[Peace-Phoenix]

It's truehttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif I swear ithttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif
J'accuse! Liar liar pants on fire!

[lithium]

I don't doubt it, I just don't know whatyour talking about
SRighto. Just talking about this one time when I done this dirty sexhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif On a womanhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

[Samhain]

Righto. Just talking about this one time when I done this dirty sexhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif On a womanhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif
what do you mean by 'dirty sex' that could mean anything!
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[lithium]

what do you mean by 'dirty sex' that could mean anything!
SHaha, I know, I'm just messing ... I've never really done a dirty sexhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/confused.gifhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

[Peace-Phoenix]

Oh I wouldn't worry, the only porking he's come close to are the pork pies he's feeding us right now :p

[autumn_jewels]

hm its not very hardcore...but it was funny at the time. i was in one of the main student type clubs up in brum with my friend and my housemate and my housemate knew i wanted to pull this lad...anyways, id known him ages and i couldnt bring myself to do it...an we were all three dirty dancin together...outside the club at the end of the night he pulled my housemate, an me in my uber short skirt an fishnets prods him drunkenly and says "oi whens my turn" so he pulls me, then my housemate, then i pull her an she pulls him an he pulls me etc...an we all snogged each other for ages an everyone was takin pics of us on there mobiles lol

[fountains of nay]

Hmmmm I have been a bit naughty in my time. My favourite occasion was not so much dirty, just very exciting... I got laid in Yoyogi Park, Tokyo. It was great.

[L.A.Matthews]

Hmmmm I have been a bit naughty in my time. My favourite occasion was not so much dirty, just very exciting... I got laid in Yoyogi Park, Tokyo. It was great.Wow! You sound like a whole bunch of fun!http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

[fountains of nay]

come to Prague, I'll show you just how much ;) LOL! :D

[L.A.Matthews]

Hahaha! Don't tempt the Welshman!

[fountains of nay]

I'd better not tell ya that beer's cheaper than water then.... Oops! :D

[Peace-Phoenix]

Hmmmm I have been a bit naughty in my time. My favourite occasion was not so much dirty, just very exciting... I got laid in Yoyogi Park, Tokyo. It was great.
Did you see Yoyogi Bear?

[L.A.Matthews]

Did you see Yoyogi Bear?

Poor...Utterly poor. :banghead:

[Peace-Phoenix]

I'm sorry, my humour seems to go rapidly downhill when I'm hungover....

[L.A.Matthews]

:tongue:

[Cerebus]

Student Halls kitchen is the wildest i've been i'm afraid. It was during the day and we just put a chair against the door and did it on the table. It was above the arctic circle though, does that count as wild? Or merely exotic..? :)

[gratefulkev]

heres one . had sex with a girl went down loads , she came all over me face , then went to another girl without wasing went down on her loads , saw the girls boyfriend he asked me why i had a sore nose , told him i had been eating to much pussy

[Giant]

I'm in the Air Cadets, I'm a corporal, which means I can order cadets around.
Me and a friend, who I'll call Kat, where flirting between rifle training and we were really turning each other on. She would sit on my lap and rub herself against me at break and I would blow softly on her neck as she stood to attention with the squad.
After everyone had gone home I asked her to stay behind, I ordered her to stand legs apart in the center of the hall. I made her slowly remove her uniform as I watched, her shirt, her skirt...until all she was wearing was her black tights. Then I felt her up a little, pinching her nipples, rubbing her pussy and all the while acting like a corporal, keeping a cold, straight face. She was shivering, it was so sexy seeing her so defenceless. Then I ordered her to suck my cock. She really when for it! She couldn’t take it all but she really had a go, I can still hear the thick slurping sounds as she bobbed up and down on me. It only took about two minutes before I came; she had to swallow it because there was no where she could put it! Next I pushed her to the ground, torn a hole though her tights and bit a hole through her panties and lapped at her pussy, she twitched, writhed, moaning over and over and came instantly. I helped her get dressed and walked her home, she said she'd never been more turned on, and neither had I!

[J0hn]

Had sex with a girl once and it was so good. We were in a tent. We went all the way but she didn't get pregnant unfortunately.Was so angry at her for not becoming pregnant. I subsequently ended our relationship and that was after i found that she had already cheated on me.



She cheated on me. Since then I have always had a voodoo doll and each day I stick another pin hoping she is feeling it. Only lately have I concluded my judgement that perhaps not having a kid was the best thing as i doubt I could provided it with the basic care and attention. May have traded it for a Robbie williams poster.


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[Peace-Phoenix]

Sex with a girl eh? I thought you were the only gay in London? :jester:

[J0hn]

Sex with a girl eh? I thought you were the only gay in London? :jester:
That is why I had to resort to having sex with girls because I am the only gay in this City:(

My dream is always with Gadget and someday we shall be together again. No point being an only gay.