Predict my future for me.

[Penny]

So, whether you are psychic or not, please let me know what's gonna happen to me in the next 7 days... I'm curious to know. And also very interested to see how creative you can get! :)

[severedheadstoner]

I'm a qualified psychic, so pay attention. In the next seven days you're going to leave the house, meet a person, use the toilet, make a phone call and probably sleep. Oh and you're going to die a terribly painful drawn out death, at the hands of the person you met, involving a scalpel, two rats under a boiling hot pot strapped to your chest, four litres of vinegar and a pregnant marine biologist.

[Penny]

lol wow! What an interesting week I have ahead of me! :D

[Duck]

I predicted something about you going to pittsburgh and making sweet love to a certain 17 year old dude from the fora
but what do I know..

[Penny]

hahaha! I miss sex :(

[Duck]

hahaha! I miss sex :(what?! I said sweet love, you nasty pig

[themnax]

if i told you what was going to happen, would that be like skipping ahead in a book?

immagination we can mold eternity with. much of what is unknown only becomes close to certain when it is brought into solidity, and even then we can mistake it.

the universe is a maze, a patter, like in amber. immages can be trumps, even when you can't step streight into them. so you are walking a pattern you can't see, like we all are. small furry invisible creatures walk beside you. wishing and sometimes bringing love and happiness. like ourselves they are not all powerful. but they are fun.

you can make any opening a phase door between parallel universes by seeing it that way in your mind. but it is in their very nature that you can never prove in a physical sense to have done so.

a rock floats gently to earth. it is hollow inside. a small team of small furry beeing have been telekineticly propelling it from inside while riding in it, kind of like a fred flintsone u.f.o., except the flintstones are green furred creaturelike elves.

very ancient and very wise, for all their friendly and harmless, if odd and unfamiliar appearance. and innocent and well meaning they are. though they see these things through eyes you might not recall having lived, or perhapse not yet having done so.

there are transindental banana slugs, more ancient then the universe too. these are known and call themselves the old galactics. they have many secrets to share with those who will listen quietly without interupting them, and who they can tell are of both a well intended and cautious heart.

will you meet any of these people? i don't know. but it could happen. it could happen in the least expected places and in forms at first so common you would never guess this had happened. they are very great about creating illusions of appearance in even each other's minds. it is one of their many ways of remaining unharmed while avoiding to harm others to do so.

truely we are surrounded by more wonders then even the wildest of us immagines. in any given week you will pass by hundred, if not thousands or even millions of them. that is one thing i can predict that you will. you will walk beside and arround hundreds of wonderous unseen things. and if you are very very lucky, you just might catch a glimpse of a few of them.

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[myself]

if i told you what was going to happen, would that be like skipping ahead in a book?
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Yes, where would all the fun be then?
And even so, would you be able or try to change anything?

[stinkfoot]

You have a moral dilemna and a job change in your immediate future... and you life will change direction in a pretty significant way within the next few months.

[Penny]

that sounds pretty realistic :)

[half a hippie]

You will ditch you boyfriend within the next 72 hours....

[Penny]

lol I am single at the moment and in the next 72 hours I will be flying between Europe and the U.S so I doubt I'll have time to meet someone, make him my boyfriend and ditch him.. buuuuuuuut.. it's possible ;)

[redyelruc]

Have a safe trip!