warmhanded's all purpose butt and tit thread, please contribute

[warmhandedcanadian]

Sam you know that things are shit for me right now. I've also lost a couple pounds and my ass is getting smaller - whoo hoo. I think we should all take a moment and thank my ass for its shrinkage.

Thank you to my ass .... at least you have been working with me and not against me.

[Hacker]

<<<waves to ass>>>

:)

[Samhain]

bows to your ass, hang on am I making an ass of myself here?
seriously congrats, all hail warmhanded's ass! :D
S

[hippychickmommy]

Yay for warmhandedcanadian's ass shrinkage! :p

[warmhandedcanadian]

My ass thanks you.

[Samhain]

your ass has gone from that to this

ass

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[warmhandedcanadian]

NOT quite. ^

I'm soooooooooooooooooooooo sad. Can we have a group hug?

[Kinky Ramona]

Ooh! *hug* I have a big ass...but I rather like it...lol.

[warmhandedcanadian]

Yeah I dont usually mind mine that much.... it hasent been getting any play though ....:mad:

[Samhain]

its warmhanded ass! big group hug for her everyone!
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[Samhain]

Yeah I dont usually mind mine that much.... it hasent been getting any play though ....:mad:
I've never understood why people call it ass play, when in straight sex its usually the front that gets played with
:confused:
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[hippychickmommy]

{{{{{HUGS}}}}} babe! And {{{HUGS}}} your ass too! :p

[AshtonsMom]

{{hug to warmhandedcanadian}}

[Samhain]

Hug- I love you :)
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[warmhandedcanadian]

No my husband liked it, he would massage it, and oh you know .....

I'm gonna sneak into my house in the night and get me some.

[warmhandedcanadian]

thank you girls/sam but I dont think everyone is hugging .................

[Samhain]

thank you girls/sam but I dont think everyone is hugging .................
lol come on everyone altogether now......
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[warmhandedcanadian]

:$ watch my ass eh?

[seamonster66]

alright...




i'll hug:$

[warmhandedcanadian]

Hmmm a man, you'd better take your clothes off.

[seamonster66]

hmmm...OK:)

[Samhain]

Hmmm a man, you'd better take your clothes off.
I'll say this now, if your getting one from seamonster i want one as well :eek:
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[seamonster66]

well, there are intoxicants at this group hug no? :D

[Samhain]

well, there are intoxicants at this group hug no? :D
if thats what it will take:rolleyes:
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[seamonster66]

I think i just sounded like a permed blonde haired sorority girl, did I not?

who knows?

[Samhain]

I think i just sounded like a permed blonde haired sorority girl, did I not?

who knows?
Ive never understood what sorority means can you explain?
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[Hacker]

<<<huggggggaroonies!!!>>>

[Samhain]

hug
felt the need to do that for Jess, Seamonster, as we've gone a bit off topic!
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[warmhandedcanadian]

Yeah I was just going to ask you to close thread citing off topic posts.

[Samhain]

Yeah I was just going to ask you to close thread citing off topic posts.shall we just try for some more hugs instead?
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[warmhandedcanadian]

Yeah you guys actaully made me feel better! I even got some groping in too!

[warmhandedcanadian]

Hey (double post) this is a sticky... I think I need some ass love!

[Samhain]

only if you ASS nicely

huggies
S

[warmhandedcanadian]

You're welcome to anytime. Are you trying to get me to drink beer on the deck?

[Samhain]

well I'm going to steal a grope of you, thus making this a hot thread, for your week!
S

[warmhandedcanadian]

whoo hoo, now I have some masturbation ammunition!

(If only the dog would get outta the bed)

[Samhain]

I hope you come back soon jess and don't miss the better part of your butt week :rolleyes:
oh and hugs

and a good grope and a kiss!
Love S

[stinkfoot]

*hugs*
*sneaks a feel*

[Samhain]

*hugs*
*sneaks a feel*
I might be wrong but Jess has seen your pics, so i don't think you need to SNEAK one :D
S

[warmhandedcanadian]

Doesnt everyone love to get their ass loved so unconditionally?

[Samhain]

Doesnt everyone love to get their ass loved so unconditionally?
yep, and my real ass too :D
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[warmhandedcanadian]

yep, and my real ass too :D
Slol... me too.

I think my new over used word is ass. eh?

[Lying in a field]

Can I own Jess' butt for a day?

[warmhandedcanadian]

Yes you may ... how will you get it to austrailia?

[Samhain]

Yes you may ... how will you get it to austrailia?
have you seen his other thread about coming and seeing you?
maybe thats your answer, how cool would it may if I came over as well, he's talking about next year, when your present troubles will seem like a distant memory
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[Samhain]

I thought Jess could do with having her tits and butt admired again, so I've brought this back!

lovin your tits doll!

mind you I found two threads on them so I took the liberty of Merging your ass!
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[warmhandedcanadian]

oh for pete's sake.... you are really organized!

kim and aggie love that I'll bet!!

[Samhain]

http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/attachment-2_php.jpg
I love your tits and butt!
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[warmhandedcanadian]

oh those quebequios are humoreaux non?

[warmhandedcanadian]

now that'll bring all the boys back to the yard.....

[hippychickmommy]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge :p

[Samhain]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge :p
I don't get it
S

[kissya]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge :p
*giggle* here are mine (o) (o)

[Samhain]

*giggle* here are mine (o) (o)
blush

[Samhain]

here are mine, tasty!!
http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/h_small.jpg

[mynameiskc]

despite having a pair, i'm not a big fan of them. i care for mine as best i can and use them to the best of my ability. but personally, i think they look sloppy. and i hate cleavage. give me a sweet, tasty set of b cups and i'm in heaven.

[Samhain]

despite having a pair, i'm not a big fan of them. i care for mine as best i can and use them to the best of my ability. but personally, i think they look sloppy. and i hate cleavage. give me a sweet, tasty set of b cups and i'm in heaven.
b cup is a small size yeah???
just humour this gay man!!
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[mynameiskc]

st enough to fill your palm with the nipple in the center. pure, aboslute bliss. and they tend to be pointy when they're not covered by a bra. gimme a b cup, a smoothly rounded belly, and a jiggly bottom. red hair, too. please. can you do that for me? do you have something for that? i'd ask for jessica but she's taken.

[Samhain]

st enough to fill your palm with the nipple in the center. pure, aboslute bliss. and they tend to be pointy when they're not covered by a bra. gimme a b cup, a smoothly rounded belly, and a jiggly bottom. red hair, too. please. can you do that for me? do you have something for that? i'd ask for jessica but she's taken.
well jess likes hers being played with, so don't give up hope yet :D
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[warmhandedcanadian]

ah its nice to have the old vibe back .....

[honeyhannah]

sounds like jessica rabbit

[warmhandedcanadian]

Ive always been interested in breastology.

[honeyhannah]

When I gained a lot of weight, my boobers got really huge and it hurt. But then I learned to notice the sensation in my nipples and to like having boobs. I was glad when they went back to size, but had they never blown up, I would still be a silly girl walking around saying "what do boobs have to do with sex..."

[warmhandedcanadian]

yeah they are particular sometimes arent they?

good attitude!

own those boobies!

[mynameiskc]

well jess likes hers being played with, so don't give up hope yet :D
Si dream, i hope. i'm hard to keep down.

[warmhandedcanadian]

i dream, i hope. i'm hard to keep down.
you guys are silly!


you know mine are always up for grabs!

[Samhain]

When I gained a lot of weight, my boobers got really huge and it hurt. But then I learned to notice the sensation in my nipples and to like having boobs. I was glad when they went back to size, but had they never blown up, I would still be a silly girl walking around saying "what do boobs have to do with sex..."
being a guy it never occured to me that when a womans weight chances her boob size does as well, until recently I thought they where the same saize what ever.
then my friend said to me that her slim friend (very slim) wanted a boob job and her advice to her was put on a bit of weight
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[warmhandedcanadian]

my boobs are looking haaggard, thats what I thought lastnight......

D still likes them, but I wish they were perkier.... they are too big now too :(

[Samhain]

my boobs are looking haaggard, thats what I thought lastnight......

D still likes them, but I wish they were perkier.... they are too big now too :(
I reckon if you asked most women they wouldn't say they where totally happy with their boobs, it would be like men and their ................toe
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[mynameiskc]

i suppose on a purely critical scale, i have lovely breasts. they're large, but the nipple isn't huge, as is normally the case. the nipples still point towards the sky, instead of the floor, and they're not at all saggy. however, i like tiny titties. i can't help it.

[Samhain]

boob threads are always some of the most popular
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[warmhandedcanadian]

Boobs rock.

Sometimes I like them but lastnight my cleavage was looking too long. Ugh.

[Samhain]

Boobs rock.

Sometimes I like them but lastnight my cleavage was looking too long. Ugh.
wear a push up bra
S

[warmhandedcanadian]

wear a push up bra
S
the bra has to come off sometime ;)

[Samhain]

the bra has to come off sometime ;)
leave it with the soap then you know where both is!
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[mynameiskc]

then it would get all mildewy from the shower.

[mynameiskc]

you know, i can wear my bra as a hat. now THAT would be entertaining.

[Samhain]

you know, i can wear my bra as a hat. now THAT would be entertaining.
ear warmer!
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[honeyhannah]

Sorry I don't wear bras. My mom and aunt bought me all these nice bras, but I just can't wear them... I do feel lucky that I can get away with that, because I quite hate them.

[Samhain]

Sorry I don't wear bras. My mom and aunt bought me all these nice bras, but I just can't wear them... I do feel lucky that I can get away with that, because I quite hate them.
I find bras very uncomfortable they itch and give me terrible back ache
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[hippychickmommy]

I LOVE my strapless push up bra. Makes me look like I actually have some impressive cleavage. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Samhain]

I LOVE my strapless push up bra. Makes me look like I actually have some impressive cleavage. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif
do you know this has got to be one of the only places on here that it would be safe for you to make a statement like that!
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[hippychickmommy]

Yep, I do!

[warmhandedcanadian]

Your Celebrity Boob Twin: http://images.yournewromance.com/whosyourcelebrityboobtwinquiz/38c.jpg Lucy Lawless

I went out lastnight and everyone (my mom, sister, husband) was commenting on my wonderful boobs.... I took a quick pic of them, and well here they were lastnight at their finest hour.....

fully clothed.

I wanna see DaisyMae's and KC's now... http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/bs2.jpg

sorry the exposure is off , but you can see my new shrug here too ..... i tightened the details a little.....

[Samhain]

Your Celebrity Boob Twin: http://images.yournewromance.com/whosyourcelebrityboobtwinquiz/38c.jpg Lucy Lawless

I went out lastnight and everyone (my mom, sister, husband) was commenting on my wonderful boobs.... I took a quick pic of them, and well here they were lastnight at their finest hour.....

fully clothed.

I wanna see DaisyMae's and KC's now... http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/bs2.jpg

sorry the exposure is off , but you can see my new shrug here too ..... i tightened the details a little.....
they look fine to me but then I aint the best judge am I?
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[warmhandedcanadian]

my nipples have staples in them.

[Samhain]

talking about your tits made this thread grow much larger!
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[mynameiskc]

the only one i have is a cheesy nude one with words that psyche put on it. well, it's actually pretty, but it's a nude. don't want to offend.

[mynameiskc]

fuck it. it's pretty. it's all i've got left. i think dave might have some more, tshirt pics and all that. most have probably seen it though.

[Samhain]

fuck it. it's pretty. it's all i've got left. i think dave might have some more, tshirt pics and all that. most have probably seen it though.
arty nudes are ok on open forums and I think yours counts as that, you really are a stunning looking women
S

[mynameiskc]

thank you.

[Samhain]

thank you.
who is that in your avater and has it been digitally altered in some way?
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[mynameiskc]

i have no idea who it is or if it's a cartoon of some sort. but i really identify with this image. i keep saying that this is he person in charge of my inner lounge/bar.

[Samhain]

i have no idea who it is or if it's a cartoon of some sort. but i really identify with this image. i keep saying that this is he person in charge of my inner lounge/bar.
I'm sure she wouldn't put up with any crap in there!
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[mynameiskc]

hell no. but she'd take care of you, too. and mix one hell of a banana daquiri.

[mynameiskc]

I might be wrong but Jess has seen your pics, so i don't think you need to SNEAK one :D
S
holy lord god. that made me look. holy shit. good stuff.

[Samhain]

holy lord god. that made me look. holy shit. good stuff.
aint it just
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[warmhandedcanadian]

fuck KC that pic is really nice!

screw my boobie shot.

[mynameiskc]

but i gotta make sure i pull it down before GLM finds it. he doesn't get to see it. he gets to be the only human being whose ever been to the fora whose never ever seen it. it's so funny.

[Samhain]

but i gotta make sure i pull it down before GLM finds it. he doesn't get to see it. he gets to be the only human being whose ever been to the fora whose never ever seen it. it's so funny.
who's Glm?
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[mynameiskc]

german love machine. he's desperate to get laid and see titties.

[warmhandedcanadian]

well he realy missed out there KC.


I went to show my husband today and it was gone.

sigh.

[Lying in a field]

well he realy missed out there KC.


I went to show my husband today and it was gone.

sigh.So did I. We suffered at the hands of a german man once....why again?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/historic_figures/images/hitler_adolf.jpg

[mynameiskc]

AHAHAHAHA. well, there's a love picture of a tit in it's place. it's just not very sexy unless you've a penchant for bestiality.

[Lying in a field]

AHAHAHAHA. well, there's a love picture of a tit in it's place. it's just not very sexy unless you've a penchant for bestiality.Thats ok, i've seen your breastfeeding pictures and i just imagine i'm the baby. Its highly effective.

[Samhain]

I never thought we'd ever have his picture in Sacred Spiral Andrew!
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[mynameiskc]

i find lif's gallery highly amusing.