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peacelovebarefeet
08-08-2006, 09:13 AM
It's an Asylum Street Spankers song...



Speed is a drag
It's a big big drag
Set your mind on fire
Make your organs sag
Coke is a joke
Rather take a toke
Than be broken
And a-chokin'
With your brain cells
Smokin'
Trippin' on acid
Makes you flaccid
DMT too rich for me
Marijuana makes me wanna
Eat candy and eat Madonna
With her hair bleached by peroxide
Huffin' on some nitrous oxide

Well I tried 'em all
And it might sound queer
But my favorite drug
Is an ice cold beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer
We love beer!!

I get thrills from pills
And maybe chills
From Robitussin
And a bottle of NyQuil
XTC's ok with me
On airplane glue
You sneeze - achoo
Mohawk girl
With a needle in her neck
Nervous wreck
Gonna call collect
Nicotine is so obscene
Caffeine only makes me mean
Huffin' spray paint
Ain't so quaint
It gives you headaches
And makes you faint
Hash is a gas
Like a blast from the past
But trying to hunt it down
Is a pain in the ass

Well I tried 'em all
And it might sound queer
But my favorite drug
Is an ice cold beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer
We love beer!!!

PsychMyke
02-28-2007, 09:23 AM
hahahaha thats fuckin awsome...

BUT....lsd is tight, i dont care what the song says

MeatWagon499
03-21-2007, 01:28 AM
kick ass dude! i can totally relate but yea acid is tight.. but when it comes down to it I LOVE BEER, and so we can suggest WE LOVE BEER!!

VaporDude
05-04-2007, 12:36 AM
are the Asylum Street Pranksters like 6 years old?? haha jk, if I heard the song it would probably be funny but the rhymes so whack.

Geneity
05-06-2007, 05:13 AM
Haha I like it. It's pretty cool. I don't think alcohol is best drug ever though =P