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TheGanjaKing
08-07-2006, 03:28 AM
because I love her and try to make her feel included in things......

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/ganja728/image_d925d2d6ad9cd143b2c369131da61.jpg
thefutzqueen
08-07-2006, 03:34 AM
not funny
TheGanjaKing
08-07-2006, 03:37 AM
why not?
thefutzqueen
08-07-2006, 03:41 AM
i dont know
TheGanjaKing
08-07-2006, 03:44 AM
it should be, you lived with them most of your life..... and you are perfect at faking orgasms...... :eek:
daisymae
08-07-2006, 03:18 PM
Aww....is this Mrs. Tranny? :D
TheGanjaKing
08-07-2006, 07:40 PM
she thinks she is....
daisymae
08-07-2006, 10:15 PM
Just like you think you're funny..:D
TheGanjaKing
08-07-2006, 10:25 PM
Just like you think you're funny..:D


she will never compare to me
Boogabaah
08-09-2006, 04:35 AM
she will never compare to me
you saying she's got a bigger dick than you?
TheGanjaKing
08-10-2006, 01:16 AM
you saying she's got a bigger dick than you?


it has a bigger head and a thicker shaft....
Boogabaah
08-12-2006, 05:39 AM
i don't believe you.. i want pics of proof
TheGanjaKing
08-13-2006, 11:39 PM
I can't post those pics here cuz I'll get banned again......
Samhain
08-23-2006, 02:16 AM
I don't get it why would faking an orgasm help?
am I reading too deeply into this?
S
daisymae
08-23-2006, 01:23 PM
If you fake an orgasm, the alligator will think you are finished and stop mating with you...:D How big is an alligator peepee anyway?
TheGanjaKing
08-24-2006, 02:49 AM
If you fake an orgasm, the alligator will think you are finished and stop mating with you...:D How big is an alligator peepee anyway?


good question...... i think its internal, and I've never found a pic of one
daisymae
09-11-2006, 01:35 AM
I think you scared your own wife away...
daisymae
09-11-2006, 01:42 AM
P.S. This is apparently an alligator penis...
http://www.mindfully.org/Pesticide/Alligator-Penis-Apopka-GuilletteF1.jpg

And whatever this is it looks really gross...
http://www.corhs.org/rexsexhemi1.JPG

OK..here's an alligator peepee...it looks painful...
http://www.cassiopaea.org/images/!faq-malesex2.jpg



And there you have it, folks :D
daisymae
09-11-2006, 01:45 AM
HAHAHA...you've GOT to read this...it is the page from that last pic I put up...apparently a woman was RAPED by an alligator and she tells her story...:D:D:D

http://www.cassiopaea.org/cass/wave11g.htm
TheGanjaKing
09-11-2006, 03:31 AM
I sooooo wish I was that woman
severedheadstoner
09-11-2006, 05:07 AM
And whatever this is it looks really gross...
http://www.corhs.org/rexsexhemi1.JPG

OK..here's an alligator peepee...it looks painful...
http://www.cassiopaea.org/images/%21faq-malesex2.jpgI'd hit it.
TheGanjaKing
09-12-2006, 10:30 PM
damn right..... thats a hell of a nice dick..... and who cares what it looks like....its gonna be inside of ya anyways
daisymae
12-31-2006, 03:52 PM
I just realised that those are HANDS on either side of that dick....omfghsksdj

Ganja did you circle jerk with an alligator?
TheGanjaKing
12-31-2006, 09:19 PM
I just realised that those are HANDS on either side of that dick....omfghsksdj

Ganja did you circle jerk with an alligator?


you know it. :drool: I still have some of the sperm in a jar
daisymae
12-31-2006, 09:23 PM
I suppose if fish eggs can be a delicacy...so can alligator sperm...
jonnydisaster5
02-28-2007, 09:33 AM
this is why i dont allow womyn to cook fer me. goat nuts sure once. so a 12 foot gaters got a 7 inch pecker? i can fuck gaters now n not be worried about organ damage. dogs have 4 inch peckers so you gotta be careful.plus no helmut.of course any reasonably sized mammal can be sodomized safely.
TheGanjaKing
03-01-2007, 12:13 AM
I saw a couple alligators in Florida, but I didn't get a chance to fuck em, although I masturbated to the pics I took later that night....