Items to make into a dildo (MERGED)

[The Man]

Im new here and just wondering what you use or do to get off(male only plz) like what household products you use, or what you like to use to penetrate yourself?

[Duncan]

I actually don't use household items to penetrate myself (like a broomhandle or a corkscrew). In fact, come to think of it, I don't do self penetration. But thanks for asking. May I ask why you want to know ?

[Legend]

hahahahaha! I Use Lots Of "household products" Everything From The Coffee Table To The Kitchen Sink! I Penetrate Myself All The Time With My "household products"! Might Try The Couch Today!

[monosphere]

You assume that most of us guys like to be penetrated. Well, I'm not the biggest fan of it, so I don't tend to use anything to penetrate myself. I do have a buttplug that an ex of mine gave to me, but I've only had my partner use it on me right before anal intercourse, which I don't indulge in on a regular basis. The things I'll do for the ones I love.

[veinglory]

It isn't all about penetration.

[Duncan]

It isn't all about penetration.
Then what IS it all about ? And I'm wondering if "veinglory" has something to do with the flow of blood ?

[Samhain]

this is such a penetrating question (ha ha)
i tell you want if i ever post a thread that i want loads of people to take notice of, i know what to call it.
this has had over a 100 viewings folks!!! i wonder why...... :D


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[Brocktoon]

Ive gotta admit I was strolling around the various forums and saw this topic, said to myself - "no.. that can't be what I think its is?"

Turns out it was 10 times more disturbing than my worst fears lol!

[extremely curious]

hi everybody i'm new here....to introduce myself i will say that i'm not sure if i am gay straight bi or whatever right now...but i'm working that out and it really has nothing to do with my question

my question is does anybody have any suggestions for household items that would be a good dildo...i mean i know i could just buy an actual but the idea of an everyday object really turns me on i just can't think of any good ones so if you have tried anyhing you really liked let me know please

[whereami]

A shampoo bottle always works great for me. Especially if it had the "nozzle" type cap. I also have a bottle of facial cleanser that fits me perfect. It's even shaped like a dick. It's about 3" in diameter & about 6" long & the lid is like a dome,very much resembling a real life cock. I can pretty much fit the whole thing in me. :)

I would still love to have my very own life like vibrating dildo though. Or even the real thing would do me just fine. ;)

[Lanze]

I'm not into any "kink" :(

[whereami]

How is fucking yourself considered "kink"?

[Lanze]

How is fucking yourself considered "kink"?it's NOT WITH A REAL "ITEM"!

[Panzer]

I have used candles and the handle end of a screwdriver. Oh, and isn't a penis an everyday object that can be found in most homes? :D

[Night_Owl49]

i've used big ass permanent markers.

[hipunk]

i've used big ass permanent markers.

"Big Ass Marker," that's what I'm going to start calling them now!
Just curious, which end do you put in?
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[Someguy1111]

Ive used perminant markers, the caps to certain stuff that was long n thick, I once found a soda bottle that was the right shape, a shampoo bottle, fingers, handles on brushes, vibrating shaver (fusion i think), hot dogs, other veggies, i once made a big clay dong n let it harden n it worked nice, then i found my mothers dildo n i used that for a long time because it was huuugggeee, n now i have my own dildos.

[Samhain]

Ive used perminant markers, the caps to certain stuff that was long n thick, I once found a soda bottle that was the right shape, a shampoo bottle, fingers, handles on brushes, vibrating shaver (fusion i think), hot dogs, other veggies, i once made a big clay dong n let it harden n it worked nice, then i found my mothers dildo n i used that for a long time because it was huuugggeee, n now i have my own dildos.
I know I'm going to regret asking you this, but by 'hotdog' if you mean a sausage between to rolls, how did you get that up there without it breaking up?
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[mushie18]

he meant just the sausage.

[Samhain]

he meant just the sausage.
How do you know that?
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[DirtyVibe]

How do you know that?
Si have a hard time imagining that someone would be stupid enough to stick bread up their butt hole

[lostdazedintime]

oh it's possible, not that i have tried it but oh yea its possible.

[Samhain]

i have a hard time imagining that someone would be stupid enough to stick bread up their butt hole
A hotdog in the UK is a sausage in a bun, so i was wondering what he ment by that, wether he's actually done it or not is another matter, as you know people will put anything on here
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[DirtyVibe]

A hotdog in the UK is a sausage in a bun, so i was wondering what he ment by that, wether he's actually done it or not is another matter, as you know people will put anything on here
SYeah, that's what it is in America too.. But still, bread in your butt hole lol. If anything goes wrong, he deserved to have it go wrong.

[SlickyPants]

Obviously you've never tried a French baguette!

You could knock someone out with one of those. :p




Disclaimer: I've never crammed a French loaf up my arse either. I'm not responsible for any damage caused by said loaf of bread.

[LJDV]

Bananas
Cucumbers
Facial cleanser bottles
Tin foil covered with (wet) paper towels (great friction) Shaped obviously
Screwdriver handles
Poland Spring bottles (a little big though)
Drill handles

the list could go on forever...

[seeingblind]

"tin foil covered with (wet) paper towels (great friction) shaped obviously"

WTF!!!!!! EXPLAIN

[mushie18]

Yeah, the tin foil sounds a little weird to me as well.

[Samhain]

Yeah, the tin foil sounds a little weird to me as well.
you could end up cutting your insides, still if you've just taken it off your sandwiches at least your recycling
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[LJDV]

Hm...I mean that you like shape the tin foil into the right size and shape for stiffness and then you completely cover it with paper towels and wet them so they stick and form fitly. The tin foil should never actually touch your rectum.

[seeingblind]

very creative i guess ?

but dont the paper towels just break apart while ur shoving them in ur ass

[*Andy*]

I've tried carrots and a cucumber...and torch. The latter (covered with a condom) worked pretty well but I don't recommend the cucumber. Your asshole will feel like it wants to tear in half :( Oww....

[extremely curious]

which is better any kind of dildo homemade or professional or the real thing?

[articnorth]

600ml coke bottle full of water.

[hailtothekingbaby]

I once had one of these very thick children's pens with ten different colours of ink which are shaped exactly like a vibrator. Also the right kind of shampoo bottle or the rear end of your hairbrush, etcetera etcetera. :)

I prefer these over real dildoes because they're so much cheaper.

[*~nathan~*]

I used a shampoo bottle, it hurts at first, but then it feels good.

[cavsfanforever62]

what are some objects a guy could stick up his butt for pleasure? That you could find at home?

[SLIPPERYnWET]

THE REAL QUESTION HERE IS WHAT ISNT A GOOD HOUSEHOLD PRODUCT I HAVE GOTTEN EXTREEMLY KINKY AND HARD CORE SO I AM PROBABLY ALOT LARGER IN MY ANAL PASSAGE OVER THE YRS OF PENETRATION BUT I STARTED WITH A 16oz BUD LIGHT BOTTLE AND PLAYED WITH CUCUMBERS THEN TO THE SHAMPOO BOTTLES AND ALL KINDS OF COLD JARS OUT OF THE ICE BOX COLD NOW I AM STRECHED OUT AS FAR AS TAKING A ONE LITER COKE BOTTLE VERY EASLIY ALSO THOSE HUGE COCO BUTTER LOTION BOTTLES LIKE 48oz BOTTLES I THINK IT SERVES AS LUBE AND LIMB FOR ME BUT START SLOW AND STRECH YOUR WAY THERE LIKE I SAID I HAVE VERY LARGE ENTRY WAY NOW THIS MAY SOUND SLUTY BUT HEY I AM A LITTLE SLUTTY GIRL AND I LOVE IT LOL

[bjking77]

a beer bottle or J2O bottle is the sensation from a household item, its got the rim just like a real dick to give you the most pleasurbale sensation of your night alone, but i still prefer the real thing;)

[Michaeltuga]

I used until now pencil, pen or fingers
:)

[whereami]

When I was first "starting out" (very young age,probably around 11 or 12,I would use pens. They were of course very small in girth. Then as I "got better" I graduated to shampoo bottles (which I still love to this day)! As I got older & more horny & curious,I started looking around the house for everything & anything. One thing I had a lot of fun with was the vaccuum cleaner handle. It was the perfect shape,size & width. Basically,I would lay the vaccuum cleaner down foward to where the handle was sticking up at a 45 degree more or less & I would ride that fucker so hard til the cows came home. And my parents,lol.


These days,I own a really thick lifelike dildo about 8" long as well as a fucking fat buttplug that I can fit all the way inside of me.

[Feign]

wow, i never thought about using a pen or pencil, but now that I think about it, it shouldve been obvious..

[ESRUOS ENO]

Sears and Robuck 12oz Construction hammer... With rubber handle grip... My gf loves this odd shape... I find it fasinating what devices have been used for masterbation for the last 3000 years.

[ESRUOS ENO]

One thing I had a lot of fun with was the vaccuum cleaner handle. It was the perfect shape,size & width. Basically,I would lay the vaccuum cleaner down foward to where the handle was sticking up at a 45 degree more or less & I would ride that fucker so hard til the cows came home. And my parents,lol.
Isnt it obvious why the vacume handle is shaped this way? Man goes to work leave woman home to do choirs? Woman wants to enjoy choirs? Problem solved....

[whereami]

Sears and Robuck 12oz Construction hammer... With rubber handle grip...
God I hope there was lube involved. lol.

[chubadonkadonk]

i bought a strapon dildo and fasten it to a kitchen chair