View Full Version : I like to fuck!
Wicked Eyes
05-13-2004, 02:26 AM
... but I don't get to *sniff*
CckBlocking
05-13-2004, 02:28 AM
I have the same problem.
Venus2578
05-13-2004, 02:31 AM
me too lol ;)
meishka
05-13-2004, 02:35 AM
one more week and i get to go like a wild animal. weee!!! i'm horny, so horny horny horny!
Pablo
05-13-2004, 04:21 AM
poor single men and lesbian, have a cup cake, its better than really lame sex anyway.
DandelionPrincess
05-13-2004, 04:38 AM
i'm horny too, give me sex now pablo!
Pablo
05-13-2004, 04:40 AM
would that i could
Jetblack
05-13-2004, 12:41 PM
i need to get laid...O WAIT IM FAT AND UGLY AND HAVE A SMALL BENT WEENIER OOPS!!!! MAYBE THATS Y
Venus2578
05-13-2004, 04:14 PM
i need to get laid...O WAIT IM FAT AND UGLY AND HAVE A SMALL BENT WEENIER OOPS!!!! MAYBE THATS Y
bent or curved? curved can be veree nice ;)
veinglory
05-13-2004, 04:15 PM
I suppose you must have got to at least a few times in order to know that you like it?
miabubble
05-13-2004, 04:16 PM
yeah getting laid is a problem with my man living in Cambridge and stuff :(
ZePpeLinA
05-13-2004, 04:36 PM
yeah i too need a shag. It's been a while:mad:
migle
05-13-2004, 07:25 PM
Come on, men and women overhere, go out and find someone special, hte world is full of shiny people. You only have to know them and share what you feel.
I do like to fuck, but i don't think it's the most important thing.
Jetblack
05-13-2004, 09:30 PM
bent or curved? curved can be veree nice ;)
curved , which i find odd i would think girls wouldnt like it but o well hehe
Hippy_Smurf
05-13-2004, 10:25 PM
yeah i too need a shag. It's been a while:mad:
Get yourself on the King's Cross to Edinburgh line and jump off halfway up...I'll sort you out ;)
Bit forward, but hey...needs must!
Alomiakoda
05-13-2004, 10:47 PM
Stoopid boyfriend being on holiday in Spain :mad:
Wicked Eyes
05-13-2004, 11:35 PM
bent or curved? curved can be veree nice ;)
I have a 6' inch cock that has a realllly nice curve to it... almost like a banana lol... when really turned on it nears 6'5'' and even a little more :)
Wicked Eyes
05-13-2004, 11:36 PM
Get yourself on the King's Cross to Edinburgh line and jump off halfway up...I'll sort you out ;)
Bit forward, but hey...needs must!
Is that you?!? If it is I'll be right over :P
Venus2578
05-14-2004, 05:00 AM
I have a 6' inch cock that has a realllly nice curve to it... almost like a banana lol... when really turned on it nears 6'5'' and even a little more :)
mmm veree nice ;)
Wicked Eyes
05-14-2004, 07:49 AM
mmm veree nice ;)
Did I mention you can lick it like a lollypop? Honest!
*whistles innocently*
Venus2578
05-14-2004, 08:09 PM
Did I mention you can lick it like a lollypop? Honest!
*whistles innocently*
mmm yummy, luv giving head
miabubble
05-14-2004, 10:08 PM
Get yourself on the King's Cross to Edinburgh line and jump off halfway up...I'll sort you out ;)
Bit forward, but hey...needs must!
how about you both jump on the train and keep going till Edinburgh... :rolleyes:
ZePpeLinA
05-16-2004, 02:38 PM
how about you both jump on the train and keep going till Edinburgh... :rolleyes:
that sounds like fun...what do you say hippy_smurf?
Mintaoism
05-16-2004, 04:00 PM
Yeah come to edinburgh! I could use some foriegn talent lol, be it just one border and no sea line. Cum and enjoy me! and i am sure we can find some time to enjoy you. hee hee
Wicked Eyes
05-16-2004, 05:57 PM
Hey, its the Hip Forums orgy! Everyone to Editburgh! lol :P
CckBlocking
05-16-2004, 07:57 PM
humph.
I really like to have sex and sometimes I think that I could just have random sex with a whole lot of guys. But then I think "what would my friends think"? I don't want to be the slut in my group of friends; though I think that I might be getting to that point b/c I've had sex and most of them are virgins.
Then I think, would ho'in out fullfill my life goals... no. So I should keep my legs closed to random guys.
-CB
Hippy_Smurf
05-16-2004, 08:17 PM
CckBlocking - good philosophy.
Having said that, I'm off to Edinburgh! Wahoo!
Mintaoism
05-16-2004, 08:39 PM
Rock and Roll. Cckblocker are you a philosohper? Your few posts are all very logical...
Edinburgh is not spelt editburgh by the way wicked eyes.. we are not the grammatical error correction capitol of Scotland, just the capitol ;) friking good capitol as well.
CckBlocking
05-16-2004, 11:08 PM
A philosopher: no. I strongly urge people to think very little about the things I say. Most of my thoughts and opinions are just random ranting.
-CB
CckBlocking
05-16-2004, 11:09 PM
Thankyou anyway. You made me smile.
-CB
Mintaoism
05-16-2004, 11:10 PM
And you made me think... you just did what 7 teachers, two parents, and a preist couldn't do. well done.
Spinner
05-30-2004, 11:15 PM
I'm a sex addict, so I must have sex at least 10 times a day.
The experts define a sex addict as someone who NEEDS to have sex more than 3 times a day. So you're a triple sex addict and a half.
DirtyVibe
08-20-2005, 03:32 AM
I'll set up a sexual advertisement: If any girl needs to get laid in northern VA, pm me. :p
PurpleGel
08-20-2005, 03:39 AM
there are plenty of these give-me-sympathy threads already, geez.
Libertine
08-20-2005, 05:36 PM
Trust me. Nobody and I mean NOBODY likes to fuck, eat pussy and experiment sexually more than I do. Nobody.
I could fuck anytime of the day, any day, and never, ever get sick of it.
And I don't mess around with a lot of bullshit, if I just want to fuck, I'll tell ya. That way no hearts get broken and no hatred is created. It's just fucking--two or more consenting adults having a mind-blowing sexual experience.
Green
08-20-2005, 05:41 PM
Read read read read zzzzzzzzzzzzz
lakshen
08-20-2005, 06:25 PM
Trust me. Nobody and I mean NOBODY likes to fuck, eat pussy and experiment sexually more than I do. Nobody.
I could fuck anytime of the day, any day, and never, ever get sick of it.
And I don't mess around with a lot of bullshit, if I just want to fuck, I'll tell ya. That way no hearts get broken and no hatred is created. It's just fucking--two or more consenting adults having a mind-blowing sexual experience.My name is nobody, nice to meet ya
toolmaggot
08-20-2005, 06:36 PM
Yeah, I like to fuck, too.
Except the only person ever fucking me is myself. Well, and random drunken escapades. But those are few and far between.
I should work on that.
toolmaggot
08-20-2005, 06:37 PM
The experts define a sex addict as someone who NEEDS to have sex more than 3 times a day. So you're a triple sex addict and a half.Well, I masturbate like ten times a day. Does that make me a wank addict?
That makes you HEALTHY...............
Aerosolhalos
08-24-2005, 07:05 AM
I suppose you must have got to at least a few times in order to know that you like it?
I always wondered what would happen if after the big build-up I've given to sex.. that if I didn't even think it was that awesome? That would be kinda funny. But I have a weird sense of humor.
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