How many tokes to get a cat high?

[Mr.Mush]

how many tokes does it take to get a regular sized ca tlike 11 or 12 ib's of somethin

PS u blow it in their ear right?

[grandbaby]

You blow it up your own ass, then pet the cat.

[trippedelia]

fuck yes. to everything, especially this thread.

[Peace Attack]

leave the kitty alone, i say.

[sundew]

It's cruel.

[short-man420]

no man, you blow it in their face, right into their nose, and it only takes about 2-3, i did it one time and the cat was seeing something and started jumping around the house, it was FUCKING HILLARIOUS!!!

then i tried it with my dog, dogs just get really mellow, so it's not as fun, but it's fuckin hillarious with cats

[Echo the Small]

Cats cant break down THC so everytime you get them high they just get higher.
It is an incredibly cruel and fucked up thing to do.
They stay in that altered state and if you continue to do it they may develop schizophrenia.
Seen it a few times and it isn't funny, its just plain sadistic.
Think twice, is your entertainment really worth the complete disregard for another beings wellness?

Peace

[TopNotchStoner]

Blow it in it's ear. if it runs away, don't do it again. If it stays and acts like it wants more, give it more. Don't force it though. I love stoner pets.

[TopNotchStoner]

I don't think it's cruel at all...How can it be cruel if they like it.

[TopNotchStoner]

My girlfriend got a parakeet high one time and it flew around and played with the cieling fan and then it did a nose dive and ran into the TV and died. hahaha

[grandbaby]

^ Yeah, funny. You're a right asshole.

Drugs are for consenting adults. Since animals can't consent, don't fuck with them. LowRungStoner's little "story" above illustrates why. If you want to get your cat high, let 'em go nutso on the catnip. That can be high-larious as well, and it's cool because they self-administer—no coercion involved.

[abrad84]

I don't think it is right to force drugs on an animal.
But I just had to pull you up on this...
Cats cant break down THC so everytime you get them high they just get higher.
PeaceI am fairly sure that's bullshit.
Do you have any research that backs your statement up? Can you link it to me?

[nofx1422]

How can it be cruel if they like it.
How do you know your cat likes it? Im pretty sure it didnt tell you that. Leave your fucking cat alone

[Viruk]

Well that "they cant break up THC" thing is bullshit, so I'm not worried about getting any pet high.
So first of all if you want to get it stoned on weed, just take a huge toke, have your cat beside you and watch its chest, when the chest sinks, and is about to come up again, blow the smoke right in its face, it will get a lungfull. Repeat until something happens. My buddys cat went to its food bowl, then fell asleep, thats basically what I do, so I assume it was high.
Now if you really want to get a cat high, feed it an olive. Apparently it doesnt work on all cats, but my buddies cat sits there for a second, then goes nuts, eats the olive, grabs my friends hand, licks off all the juice, then starts looking around, then it will hiss at air, stick its fur up, claw around, attack things near it, then eventually calm down and paw at him for more olives, its HILARIOUS.
One time though it saw this weird screensaver on his xbox, called like glowworms or something, and it hates it sober, but on olives it started crying and laid down, we figured it had a bad trip, poor cat :(

[TopNotchStoner]

How do you know your cat likes it? Im pretty sure it didnt tell you that. Leave your fucking cat alone
First of all, watch your tone. Second of all, I know the cat likes it because it doesn't run away when I blow the smoke in it's face. It actually gets closer to me whenever I light up some weed. It's easy as fuck to know if they like it or not, so quit being a smart ass.

[TopNotchStoner]

^ Yeah, funny. You're a right asshole.

Drugs are for consenting adults. Since animals can't consent, don't fuck with them. LowRungStoner's little "story" above illustrates why. If you want to get your cat high, let 'em go nutso on the catnip. That can be high-larious as well, and it's cool because they self-administer—no coercion involved.
They can consent. If they run away, they aren't consenting. If they stay there and take it, then they like it. It's not like we're holding them down and forcing them to take it.

[SLammon420]

He's going to get his cat high no matter what you say, just leave him alone. Every now and then I blow a little smoke my my kitty's way...she seems cool with it, usually just kind of stretches out and takes a nap.

[Keegan]

Blowing smoke in a cats ear...? WTF..? And them getting high off olives...? Black or green...? ;)

[TopNotchStoner]

When I was at Job Corps there was this dude there named Dusty. He told me that he fed a hit of acid to one of his cats. My only thought was "Damn, it's nearly impossible for me to find cid and you're wasting it on cats. WTF?!?!"

[trippedelia]

a whole hit to one little cat, i can imagine that being a hell of a fucked thing.
a hell of one.

[Posthumous]

Cats are the only animal with a measurable LD50 to LSD. I guess their already overcharged brains overloads and they die; maybe they achieve enlightenment (?)

My dad's girlfriend had a bird that refused to eat anything but pot seeds. It would eat them off the rolling tray and fly around the room and often smash into the wall. It was stunned a few times but never got hurt too much.

[italianhippie750]

Cats are the only animal with a measurable LD50 to LSD. I guess their already overcharged brains overloads and they die; maybe they achieve enlightenment (?)

My dad's girlfriend had a bird that refused to eat anything but pot seeds. It would eat them off the rolling tray and fly around the room and often smash into the wall. It was stunned a few times but never got hurt too much.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHAA

thats the funniest thing i ever heard...

in my opinion, if it wants the shit that bad, its not mean to give it to them.

but dont just smoke in your cats face and force it to get fucked up if it doesnt seem to enjoy it. thats not cool..

as for cats not breaking down THC? that sounds like an urban legend.. but i think im gonna look it up..

[Silverbackman]

LSD to cats??????? Isn't acid too potent for cats? Is it safe? I imagine not but if there was a safe way to do it then it would be awesome. It may bring the cat closer to enlightenment or something as it does with humans. Perhaps cats even have a hidden intelligence acid can bring out. But I wouldn't think it would be safe. How many mgs would you give him or her? Like 50 mgs? Don't know whether you should try that.

[trippedelia]

haha animals already have a completely COMPLETELY different world view than humans, this is not the same as dosing a human.

[floyd420]

A stoned cat is alot better than a cat on rolls. My friends cat used to be very nice then someone gave it part of roll and it freaked out. It atacked every one that came over. It evetully ran away permafried out of its poor little mind.

My dog loves to smoke she gets lazy and makes funny noses. Shes always comes in my room when I'm smoking so I give her a couple hits and she chills for a couple hours.

[Fallout55]

LSD to cats??????? Isn't acid too potent for cats? Is it safe? I imagine not but if there was a safe way to do it then it would be awesome. It may bring the cat closer to enlightenment or something as it does with humans. Perhaps cats even have a hidden intelligence acid can bring out. But I wouldn't think it would be safe. How many mgs would you give him or her? Like 50 mgs? Don't know whether you should try that. Cats and other animals are enlightened. : )

[TopNotchStoner]

How many mgs would you give him or her? Like 50 mgs?
hahahaha

50mg? I wish I had 50mg of LSD to give to a cat. I would not waste it on a cat though.

[The Stig]

I have a certain family member who used to handle rolls of amber windowpane cid in the mid-70's. He's got stories of a few... independent studies with the feeder mice for his snakes :-D

[desert nightmare]

I want to see a can't on acid. That would be the shit.

[AutumnsMoonChild]

To all of you who think it's funny when an animal is harmed and/or dies,

you are fucking morons.

Go play in traffic.

[uplink]

I donno how many tokes it takes to get a cat high, but if you just breath tobacco/marijuana smoke onto most bugs they will get completely sudated. It's helarious.

[uplink]

My friend's dad used to give his cat marijuana all the time, now everytime I toke up at his house, the cat runs upstairs and sits near the door, or runs in the room (if the door is open). Now that's consenting.

[CaptainBeefheartFan]

for mine? one gigantic hit and shes good

[ergotoxine]

Cats can consent- like stated before- if it runs away it doesn't like it.
What is cruel is when a guy I knew put a kitten in a box- poked a few holes in it and blew a whole bowel (in australia a bowel is- a bowel of weed- not what we call a cone) of weed into one of the holes- that isn't funny- just cruel.
And where the fuck did this person hear that cat's cant process THC. Cats are immune to spider venom!

[vactom]

They stay in that altered state and if you continue to do it they may develop schizophrenia.
Seen it a few times and it isn't funny, its just plain sadistic.Personally, I think if I saw a cat with schizo traits it would probably make me rofl for years to come.

[Posthumous]

Cats and elephants are the only known animals with a measurable LD50 to LSD.

[cheech & chong]

Shit man, my friends got a whole sheet of acid and left it on the table but it got spilt on the floor and when they came home the cat had ate no telling how many and is on a fuckin permanet. It was looking at the ceiling and shit like there was something up there

[BraveSirRubin]

This thread is terrible.

People who get their pets high should be shot.

A cat that comes back for pot all the time is not consenting, it's psychologically addicted.

[Posthumous]

A cat that comes back for pot all the time is not consenting, it's psychologically addicted.
Who cares. Prolly doing it a karmic favor. I had a parakeet that would only eat pot seeds. It'd turn its beak up to regular seeds. Sometimes it would get really stoned and fly into the wall.

[eman resu]

Getting cats high is pointless i dont really think its a big deal but its completly pointless. STop wasting your weed on the fucking cat, Hold your hits in too.

[stonerman420]

My girlfriend got a parakeet high one time and it flew around and played with the cieling fan and then it did a nose dive and ran into the TV and died. hahaha
thats horrible, not even remotely funny. i got my dog high a bunch of times, kind of indirectly tho, hed just be in a boxed out room and you cant help but breath it in. its kinda funny hed just lay there, try and nudge him hed just flop right back down, litterally, flop. thats kinda funny, me and my friend tried blowing smoke into his cats face, it hated it and ran away so we didnt do it again. his dog used to eat stems, it also had brain tumors right before it died, im not sure if theres a correlation there, but its only stems.

[TheRocking]

dude. all i have to say is that cats are fucking awesome, that i love pot, and that i'm on acid currently, but it's only because i ran out of bud and wanted something cool to do throughout the night. i'm getting a shitload of writing done and my guitar is sounding sweet. BY THE WAY, my kitty, Stormy, is right here in my lap!!

[highflyer]

my dog is getting older and doesnt eat much she was also throwing up randomly semi frequently and difficulty going up stairs and shows swelling in her spine. The vet says its common with small breed dogs when they get old as they tend to eat less. They also said there is nothing to do but give her steroids which just makes her ignore whats happening. I was wondering if any of your cats or dogs eat more when stoned. I was thinking of doing this but am borderline on if I should get my dog high as she's so sweet and would not like to induce some kind of permanent personality change. did anyone notice this?

hah medical pet bud maybe there should be legislature legalizing this as we do for people. I'm thinking bud reduces pressure in joints etc. and helps arthritis etc. and would also act as a appetite stimulant.

[C123-473]

Cats cant break down THC so everytime you get them high they just get higher.
It is an incredibly cruel and fucked up thing to do.
They stay in that altered state and if you continue to do it they may develop schizophrenia.
Seen it a few times and it isn't funny, its just plain sadistic.
Think twice, is your entertainment really worth the complete disregard for another beings wellness?

PeaceWell, that's about one of the craziest things I've read in a long time.
What do you think cats' livers do for them?
Cats get high, but they prefer nip.
Dogs like beer.

And we like old, stale threads...

[shaky jake]

how many tokes does it take to get a regular sized ca tlike 11 or 12 ib's of somethin

PS u blow it in their ear right?you shouldnt get your cat high
and if you think you have to blow smoke into the cats ear you REALLY shouldnt get your cat high

[guybob1000]

my dog is getting older and doesnt eat much she was also throwing up randomly semi frequently and difficulty going up stairs and shows swelling in her spine. The vet says its common with small breed dogs when they get old as they tend to eat less. They also said there is nothing to do but give her steroids which just makes her ignore whats happening. I was wondering if any of your cats or dogs eat more when stoned. I was thinking of doing this but am borderline on if I should get my dog high as she's so sweet and would not like to induce some kind of permanent personality change. did anyone notice this?

hah medical pet bud maybe there should be legislature legalizing this as we do for people. I'm thinking bud reduces pressure in joints etc. and helps arthritis etc. and would also act as a appetite stimulant.


I think it would be perfectly alright to get your dog high. It would increase her appetite and if she is in pain from going up stairs and the such then it would help with that.

Dogs seem to be way more chill with pot than cats and I have never heard of a dog having permanent negative effects due to pot.

Also, pot will make your dog throw up much less. Many HIV patients smoke bud because it calms their stomach.

[Aldousage]

I'm wondering if all the people posting their opinions regarding the "evils" of kitties on drugs are vegetarians.

If someone is okay with having endless generations of (very often inhumanely housed) animals slaughtered so that they can heat their skin and flesh and then eat it, how could he or she possibly grumble about getting stoned with one?

Is smoking dope with someone (even an "unconsenting" someone) really THAT much worse than killing and consuming them?

Of course, many people feel differently about animals that are (within their own culture) traditionally kept as pets. They see them as more deserving of moral understanding than livestock animals. I think this is because owners anthropomorphosize their pets (they imagine that the animal(s) have human thoughts/perceptions/goals).

When speaking of consent, try to consider whether or not a pet consents to becoming a pet. Maybe it accepts its home now, but initially the animal had no choice in the matter. As someone else has mentioned re a cat's willingness to have tokes blown into its face, this willingness to remain in captivity is likely due to a developed dependence (actually, I think the theory fits better in my example).

The Jains (a religion that forbids the killing of insects) are the only people who see animals as sacred (or whatever) WITHOUT being selective about it. Most everyone else just speaks out against doing things that THEY consider unethical to animals which THEY consider attractive in appearance and/or mannerisms.

Obviously it's unprovable, but I think that wild cats are as happy in their environments as are domestic cats in theirs - quite possibly much more happy. In a very real sense, anthropomorphosizing an animal you keep captive is morally/psychologically comparable to slavery.

I'm just offering some alternative views. No offense is intended.

Peacelove,
Aldousage

[Silverbackman]

Guys lets use our heads now. Cannabis is NOT bad for cats or dogs, cats and dogs both have canibinoid receptors. I'de say animals can consent, if they stay near the smoking and want to inhale then it's alright. If they run away then don't force it. It's the same thing with humans.

[.leapfrog.]

This thread is terrible.

People who get their pets high should be shot.

A cat that comes back for pot all the time is not consenting, it's psychologically addicted.
you're an idiot. the active chemical in pot isn't psychologically addicting, numbskull.

[.leapfrog.]

I'm wondering if all the people posting their opinions regarding the "evils" of kitties on drugs are vegetarians.

If someone is okay with having endless generations of (very often inhumanely housed) animals slaughtered so that they can heat their skin and flesh and then eat it, how could he or she possibly grumble about getting stoned with one?

Is smoking dope with someone (even an "unconsenting" someone) really THAT much worse than killing and consuming them?

Of course, many people feel differently about animals that are (within their own culture) traditionally kept as pets. They see them as more deserving of moral understanding than livestock animals. I think this is because owners anthropomorphosize their pets (they imagine that the animal(s) have human thoughts/perceptions/goals).

When speaking of consent, try to consider whether or not a pet consents to becoming a pet. Maybe it accepts its home now, but initially the animal had no choice in the matter. As someone else has mentioned re a cat's willingness to have tokes blown into its face, this willingness to remain in captivity is likely due to a developed dependence (actually, I think the theory fits better in my example).

The Jains (a religion that forbids the killing of insects) are the only people who see animals as sacred (or whatever) WITHOUT being selective about it. Most everyone else just speaks out against doing things that THEY consider unethical to animals which THEY consider attractive in appearance and/or mannerisms.

Obviously it's unprovable, but I think that wild cats are as happy in their environments as are domestic cats in theirs - quite possibly much more happy. In a very real sense, anthropomorphosizing an animal you keep captive is morally/psychologically comparable to slavery.

I'm just offering some alternative views. No offense is intended.

Peacelove,
Aldousage

i'm just curious, how is feeling like a pet is part of your family comparable to slavery? that's just absurd. isn't a pet just that, part of your family? therefore, wouldn't anthropomorphosizing it further make feel like a member of that family? i know i talk to my cat just like a person, and he responds in his own special little way. in fact, i'm told by my roommates that when i'm gone, he goes through seperation anxiety. now, does that sound like an animal kept against it's will, or an animal who loves his human(cuz, you know we don't own cats, right? they own us)?

[Aldousage]

If you think of something as being human and you possess it/house it against it's will, the comparison to slavery ought to be clear.

For example, imagine an adult pet cat or dog attempts to run away, off of it's owner's property, and the owner makes physical efforts to prevent it. If this animal is treated and considered, in effect, as a human - well, again, I think the basis for the slave comparison is crystal clear.

As I stated, there is also the matter of developed dependence. A human slave who was a slave from birth is much less likely to attempt escape than is a free-born slave. Unlike a free human, a wild cat, or a wolf, captive-born slaves and pets know only lives of captivity. They are resigned to unnatural life of enclosure - solely because their masters choose it to be so.

So to say that the animal wants/needs you may be true, but purely because such a life of dependence has been imposed upon it... by you.

Usually, the anthropomorphosized pet/slave comparison could only be made with regards to the kinder slave owners. The sort who would feed their slaves well and even allow them to participate in certain family gatherings, etc. But - make no mistake about it - we're not talking about equals, and it is very clear who is in charge (Garfield greeting card humour aside).

Respectfully,
Aldousage

[salmon4me]

you're an idiot. the active chemical in pot isn't psychologically addicting, numbskull.

Perhaps he shouldn't have used the word psychological. But if you think pot isn't addictive to humans you're relatively inexperienced.

And in response to this VERY OLD thread...a mature adult never smokes out there pet (as in blowing it in their ear). The only exception would be in the case of a total F'ing idiot.

I say this out of experience. When I was maybe 18'ish, I did the exact same thing. When I was 25 I probably wouldn't have thought much different. Now that I'm older I realize that it's a stupid F'ing idea that only an immatue kid would do.

Keep in mind I'm calling myself out as much as anyone else. Trust me folks when you get in you late 30's+ you will agree with me 100%.

[orison319]

Keep in mind I'm calling myself out as much as anyone else. Trust me folks when you get in you late 30's+ you will agree with me 100%.
Maybe sooner. Id hope...
BTW the pics of pets stoned in my gallery are fake!!!!
The Chipmuck getting high is tricked into coming to the pipe with Peanut butter...
And Kermit, well hes real and can do what he wants... lol.

[Mr Hoppy]

It is ridiculous to necessarily equate getting an animal high with hurting it. My cat goes nuts for catnip; he gets high as hell and it's fun for both of us. Especially because he's usually pissed off or bored because he isn't allowed outside anymore. He loves the smell of weed too (he goes crazy if I dangle a tree in front of his nose). It is bullshit that I am hurting him in any way, shape, or form with weed but not with catnip or vice versa.

I think when medical marijuana for pets is legalized, a LOT of animals are going to benefit greatly from having it available as treatment. So many painkillers provided to animals can make them sick or even push them over the edge and kill them if they're weakened. A cat or dog will not die from being treated with pot.

Btw, I don't think pot seeds have any THC in them, so I can't really see how a bird could get high from eating them.

[PeaceAndRasta]

dont do that...
imagine me popping out of the bushes, and blowing a shit load of yoppo up your nose!

just do one hit

[moomooman]

i used to have a cat,(it was killed by dogs) and we didnt keep it against its will, we kept it outside its whole life. it coulda ran away whenever it wanted to, it knew how to hunt and fend for itself. but it liked us and always came back. and as for my dog, butch, he loved smoking weed, and would even get mad and paw at us if we didnt blow some his was. he would lap up the smoke from the air like he was drinking it in. also, after i started smoking with my dog he developed a stronger relationship with me, and he respected me more. i think it kept him alive for a while longer, cause before he died i hadnt smoked with him for a few months.