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[lovelightlisa]

so this is totally weird,
i walk into my room and look what i find hiding behind this peanut:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/brandslisa/peanut.jpg


this guy:


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/brandslisa/captaincrapbeard.jpg

[MagnanimityMan]

whaaa?? =P weirddd(o) =P

[lovelightlisa]

I know it's so fucking weird, and the weirdest thing is, he won't leave...

[MagnanimityMan]

who is it?

[lovelightlisa]

I dunno..........

[MagnanimityMan]

(in scoobie doo voice) rrrrur^?

[lovelightlisa]

i think his name is piet, but i'm not sure, everytime i asked him something, he cries and hides behind the peanut.

[satirul]

he must be emo

[lovelightlisa]

he must be emo
ahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa i think so too!

now what should i do?
i want him outta my house!

[MagnanimityMan]

do ya really want him outta the house? what's he doing bad?

[lovelightlisa]

do ya really want him outta the house? what's he doing bad?trying to rape the peanut while drinking my coffee

[MagnanimityMan]

get him the heck outta there! get your coffee beans back from em, and boot his ass out!

[lovelightlisa]

Graps cloak, dagger, mask, cowboyboots and horse...

k got my gear ready, i'm gonna kick him out!

[MagnanimityMan]

hahahahhahahaha!!!! =PPPPPP

[satirul]

be gentle.he's not evil,he's just ill.
by what you say,i understand he has several problems,for which he needs urgent treatment.
he is suffering of sociophobia,since you say he won't talk to you.
he uses the peanut as a mother substitute,since he hides behind it when he feels threatened;but this is the interesting part:the subject also has a substitute oedip's complex,that's why he's trying to rape the peanut.

are you sure he didn't spend all his life behind the peanut?

[lovelightlisa]

be gentle.he's not evil,he's just ill.
by what you say,i understand he has several problems,for which he needs urgent treatment.
he is suffering of sociophobia,since you say he won't talk to you.
he uses the peanut as a mother substitute,since he hides behind it when he feels threatened;but this is the interesting part:the subject also has a substitute oedip's complex,that's why he's trying to rape the peanut.

are you sure he didn't spend all his life behind the peanut?
i am pretty sure he hasn't, he seems old, and i personally made that peanut out of cardbord :)

but this sure is interesting...

what do you suggest i do now?

[lucyinthesky16]

are you serious? no other post has made me laugh so hard before, whether its true or not!

[lovelightlisa]

It is VERY true!!!! :p

[kraftykathy]

i bet a trail of reeses peices will lead him right out the door. try it what have you got to lose?

kathy

[MagnanimityMan]

heheheh http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Maggie Sugar]

Instead of reeses pieces, I'd use a tube of flavored Astroglide, just kind of lay a bead on the floor, right out the door. He should follow it.

[MagnanimityMan]

dont want him to slip and hurt himself ! he aint a bad guy is he?

[Maggie Sugar]

dont want him to slip and hurt himself ! he aint a bad guy is he? He won't slip. He'd have his face on the floor, anyway. ;)

[lovelightlisa]

Instead of reeses pieces, I'd use a tube of flavored Astroglide, just kind of lay a bead on the floor, right out the door. He should follow it.
Hahahaha good idea!!!
I'll try the reeses, he might be hungry who knows, if that doesn't work,
Astroglide will be his next best friend.

[desert nightmare]

Find out what he hates and exspose it to him. Maybe he'll go away then.

[indian~summer]

hmm he looks like he's the kind of guy into the tough kind of love, put on your spiked boots and get a whip i'm sure he'll listen to you then ...and then you can tell him to kiss your boots and get out of your house :H

although the reeses pieces thing might work too

[lovelightlisa]

hmm he looks like he's the kind of guy into the tough kind of love, put on your spiked boots and get a whip i'm sure he'll listen to you then ...and then you can tell him to kiss your boots and get out of your house :H

although the reeses pieces thing might work too

Ok. 1. He strongly dislikes it when bold men look at him,
2. I have my wip and spiked boots ready
3. The reeses pieces are here too.

Now how should i go about this exactly, what should i do first etc

[PlaceboAddikt]

Oh my god! That's where i left Gary... *blushes* This is SO embarassing, i'm so sorry...

[lovelightlisa]

Oh my god! That's where i left Gary... *blushes* This is SO embarassing, i'm so sorry...
Gary?!


GARY?!

He said his name was Piet :(

Are you SURE he's yours?!
Did he lie to me?...:(

[PlaceboAddikt]

Sometimes Gary gets confused. He fancies himself to be a soldier/deep sea diver/dominatrix named Piet. But really he is just my great grandfather. Now... just hand him over....nice and easy...

[lovelightlisa]

Sometimes Gary gets confused. He fancies himself to be a soldier/deep sea diver/dominatrix named Piet. But really he is just my great grandfather. Now... just hand him over....nice and easy...































































NO! O_O





(I think I might love him......:( )

[PlaceboAddikt]

:( boo.

[lovelightlisa]

:( boo.
So where's Wonderland?



We could share or something...

[PlaceboAddikt]

It's actually a hop, a skip and/or a jump away from our house, in the middle of a street. i prefer the skip.

[Forgotten-holocaust]

:D :D http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/lachen/laughing-smiley-018.gif

[lovelightlisa]

It's actually a hop, a skip and/or a jump away from our house, in the middle of a street. i prefer the skip.I'm more of a hop person myself...

[MagnanimityMan]

can't shimmy there?
or even moonwalk?
is can you only hop skip n jump?
naaaah
i'm sureyou can shimmy,
and/or moonwalk too,
i dunno the rules though, who'm i to say?

[PlaceboAddikt]

you can only shimmy one third of the way that you are supposed to be hopping. and no moonwalking.

[Neo-hippie]

Hey Hold on sec!

That peanut guy is the guy who robbed me last week in a dark ally!
And that other dude popped up and saved me!
looks like he was in on it huh?
it happend so fast, all i remmeber is he looked a bit like castro:H

[HonorSeed]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/lachen/laughing-smiley-018.gif
I think you caught one of my escaped personalities that got outta this looney bin between my ears.

[lovelightlisa]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/lachen/laughing-smiley-018.gif
I think you caught one of my escaped personalities that got outta this looney bin between my ears.

O_O

Interesting personalities you got there!