This one is for Nimh...

[Hacker]

Everyone answer please...

Consider this carefully...

Take your time...








Ready?












What is the secret?

[Samhain]

Ok I feel the need to quote Buffy so I will
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I think i speak for everyone when I say 'huh?'

[Samhain]

I'm feeling a song coming on again
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(gretchen peters)

Couple of guys sittin around drinkin
Down at the starlight bar
One of em says, you know Ive been thinking
Other one says, that wont get you too far
He says, this is your life, and welcome to it
Its just workin and drinkin and dreams
Ad on tv says just do it
Hell if I know what that means

The secret of life is a good cup of coffee
The secret of life is keep your eye on the ball
The secret of life is a beautiful woman
And marilyn stares down from the barroom wall

You and me, were just a couple of zeros
Just a couple of down-and-outs
But movie stars and football heroes
What have they got to be unhappy about?
So they turn to the bartender, sam, what do you think?
Whats the key that unlocks that door?
Sam dont say nothin, just wipes off the bar
And he pours them a couple more

cause the secret of life is in sams martinis
The secret of life is in marilyns eyes
The secret of life is in monday night football
Rolling stones records and moms apple pie

Sam looks up from his sunday paper
Says, boys, youre on the wrong track
The secret of life is there aint no secret
And you dont get your money back
Hey

The secret of life is gettin up early
The secret of life is stayin up late
The secret of life is try not to hurry
But dont wait
Dont wait

The secret of life is a good cup of coffee
The secret of life is keep your eye on the ball
The secret of life is to find the right woman
The secret of life is nothin at all
Oh, its nothin at all
The secret of life

Couple of guys sittin around drinkin
Down at the starlight bar
One of em says, you know Ive been thinking
Other one says, that wont get you too far
That wont get you too far

[nimh]

shhhhhhhh......

if it's a secret you're not really supposed to tell are you? cause if you did, it wouldnt be a secret anymore.

[nimh]

ps, hacker, you are VERY silly. :H

[Samhain]

ps, hacker, you are VERY silly. :H
very, very silly, I think a good spanking would sort him out
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[nimh]

sure, we could torture the secret out of him. :)

maybe if we ask realllllllllllly realllllllly nicely he'd tell

[Samhain]

I think the spanking would be more fun, do you want to hold him down, or spank him?
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[nimh]

or we could just tie him up and take turns.

ps, can you tell i have a 4 yr old, i'm so polite:sharing, taking turns. next i'll be reminding people to say please and thankyou.:&:p

[Samhain]

or we could just tie him up and take turns.

ps, can you tell i have a 4 yr old, i'm so polite:sharing, taking turns. next i'll be reminding people to say please and thankyou.:&:p
yes, please that sounds very fair- thankyou
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[Hacker]

I'll NEVER tell.

:p

[nimh]

mwahahah

ps, i dont think that there really is a secret. :p

[Samhain]

oh children, get back in your corners!
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[Hacker]

mwahahah

ps, i dont think that there really is a secret. :p
Oh there most definitely IS a secret.

And it is about YOU...

:eek:

But I'm not saying peep.

[nimh]

a secret about me?

but then i'd already know what it is...

ps, you just said peep :p


But I'm not saying peep.

[Hacker]

a secret about me?

but then i'd already know what it is...

ps, you just said peep :p
Nope. I TYPED peep.

And you MAY know what it is, but you aren't thinking about it right now.

:p

[nimh]

wow, who knew that you were so detail oriented. !!!

:):p

can i have a hint please?

[Hacker]

ok...

"It's better... it's definitely much redder... I like it much better..."

[nimh]

i dont know, it sounds like you're talking about hair? or maybe my new sig pic :) didntcha like the carrot?

[Hacker]

I <3 carrots.

I once got an AOL disk in the mail that had a password of "Pocket Carrot".

:)

[nimh]

haha, that's wonderful. is it a relative of the trouser zucchini?

[warmhandedcanadian]

or a potato pouch?

[Hacker]

Or the "Crotch Cucumber"?

[nimh]

it all just deteriorates into debauchery in the end, doesnt it!? hahaha

ps, dont forget about the loin leek :sunglasse

[Hacker]

Or the "below the waist-bana banana"...

:p

[Samhain]

Does anyone else in here think we should all chip in and get these two a room? ;)
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[Hacker]

A "boom boom room"?

[Samhain]

can you keep the noise down, we're trying to do a fire ritual in here (or swimming in your ool)
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[Hacker]

If you like my ool, you should see my enis!

:p

[kissya]

If you like my ool, you should see my enis!

:p
I think you just like talking about your enis.....hummmmm;)

[nimh]

does someone have enis envy?

[Hacker]

Enis, you dipstick!

[kissya]

Most men have an enis. Some times they name their enis....Enis.

[Hacker]

I call mine "Hot Rod"...

[Samhain]

Well with whats been tipped into your Ool Hacker I wouldn't go dipping your Enis into it anytime soon!
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[Hacker]

My enis is indestructible.

Battery acid has no effect on most of my arts.

[Samhain]

I thought I'd re-erect this thread as your Enis was in danger of falling off (the page)
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[Hacker]

I would hate to lose my enis...

:(

[Samhain]

I would hate to lose my enis...

:(
I know what would you think with? :eek: (joke of course!!!)
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