My mom is making me eat

[warmhandedcanadian]

damn I'm already fat why the hell is she making me eat? why doesnt she give me money instead? she says I am going to get an ulcer from all the pills I take (oh god its that Advil again:rolleyes: ) If I have a headache I take advil big fuckin whoop.

[warmhandedcanadian]

sorry if I offeneded anyone... this may be RT appropriate.

rant complete

[hippychickmommy]

Awww, she's making you eat because she's concerned about you, wants to make sure you're okay, and for many moms feeding their young is simply nurturing them.

And I seriously doubt you're fat Jess.

{{{Hugs}}}

[warmhandedcanadian]

wahhhhhhhh. I wish you were here Heather. My car is costing me over 220.00 and I already bought the part and the guy got it for the wrong fuckin side! Damn. Kill me now.

[Duck]

hippychickmommy is named Heather?

[warmhandedcanadian]

no its the name of my right breast.

[hippychickmommy]

wahhhhhhhh. I wish you were here Heather. My car is costing me over 220.00 and I already bought the part and the guy got it for the wrong fuckin side! Damn. Kill me now.
You should tell that guy that he needs to take it back and get you the right part!

[hippychickmommy]

hippychickmommy is named Heather?Yes, 'tis my name. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

[warmhandedcanadian]

You should tell that guy that he needs to take it back and get you the right part!
He will take it back.... but I am off work and he's a client... so I have to go to his place yadda yadda and I ended up having to buy a brand new part from the garage! grrrrrr......

[hippychickmommy]

Well that just plain old sucks!

[Weaveworld]

OMG...You have no idea the bullshit cars have put me through in the last couple weeks..If anyone actually shows any interest in this old ass thread Sam had me bring back I'll describe the whole fiasco to you!
(unrelated smiley)- :cheers:

[Samhain]

OMG...You have no idea the bullshit cars have put me through in the last couple weeks..If anyone actually shows any interest in this old ass thread Sam had me bring back I'll describe the whole fiasco to you!
(unrelated smiley)- :cheers:
interested you have to relate it to jess's mom making her eat, for an extra challenge
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[Samhain]

please accept my apologes weave world, on a second look at this I see Jess was talking about her car, so your post is totally on topic!!
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[warmhandedcanadian]

god, you know what this brings me back to when I couldnt eat... I really had a bad year.

[Samhain]

god, you know what this brings me back to when I couldnt eat... I really had a bad year.
I challenged weave world to bring back an old post in here
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[Weaveworld]

First his transmission died..Then, my man's car had a cv axle that needed repaired..They forgot to put the bolt back in it when they fixed it..

If your cars wheel has fallen off, you can't move it out of the way. Try telling that to the morons that sat there behind the vehicle beeping their horns this morning...

We had to duct tape a sign to the car... Wheel Fell Off - Go Around. :toetap:

So, we get that fixed, & on the drive home, as I'm following him I notice his cars lights are dimming..F*ckin' battery, & alternator went! :mad:

& My car needs a fan belt as far as we can tell.

My Italian mom can't feed me enough either, especially when shit like this happens..It's irritating when I'm not hungry, but I love it when she sends me home with food! :)
*hugs*

[Samhain]

First his transmission died..Then, my man's car had a cv axle that needed repaired..They forgot to put the bolt back in it when they fixed it..

If your cars wheel has fallen off, you can't move it out of the way. Try telling that to the morons that sat there behind the vehicle beeping their horns this morning...

We had to duct tape a sign to the car... Wheel Fell Off - Go Around. :toetap:

So, we get that fixed, & on the drive home, as I'm follwing him I notice his cars lights are dimming..F*ckin' battery, & alternator went! :mad:

& My car needs a fan belt as far as we can tell.

My Italian mom can't feed me enough either, especially when shit like this happens..It's irritating when I'm not hungry, but I love it when she sends me home with food! :)
*hugs*
its fallen off!
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[warmhandedcanadian]

well it was a really bad time for me... I remember :(.

But Im good now!

you guys helped me alot.

[Weaveworld]

It did.. :& Yeah...It's fixed now.. We hope.

<edit:> I type slow. :&

[Samhain]

did you enjoy this challange?
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[Weaveworld]

Sure. :)

[warmhandedcanadian]

I think it sucks.

[Weaveworld]

Sorry if I brought back a shitty time, Jess. :(

[ihmurria]

Yes, 'tis my name. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif
Hahaha..... I first read this as "tit my name", thanks whc

Anywho.... advil is bad for your liver if you don't eat it with food. Just eat a couple handfuls of nuts or some crackers or something when you pop a couple advil and you should be find.

[Samhain]

Here Jess you should reflect about all the postive things that have happened to you since you wrote this
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[mudpuddle]

Hmm...I'm most Likely the Fattest Person in this Thread...

[Samhain]

Hmm...I'm most Likely the Fattest Person in this Thread...
your really down on yourself aren't you?
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[mudpuddle]

Just Stating a Fact...

your really down on yourself aren't you?
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[warmhandedcanadian]

fat is cool :)

[Samhain]

fat is cool :)
Well in that case I'm cool too!
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[warmhandedcanadian]

yay.

:leaving:

[FallenFairy]

damn I'm already fat why the hell is she making me eat? why doesnt she give me money instead? she says I am going to get an ulcer from all the pills I take (oh god its that Advil again:rolleyes: ) If I have a headache I take advil big fuckin whoop.the reason your mom brought you some food instead of giving you money is probly because hmmmm..... she loves you and is worried about your health and wants to see you happy and not down and out. and yes what she said about the ulcer is true heres a link to give you some info on the ulcers

http://www.drugs.com/pdr/advil.html

plus if you want to lose weight you are not helping yourself by starving your body. in fact you are hurting yourself. when you dont eat your body goes into starvation mode and starts using stored fat as energy and as soon as the fat is burned your body starts burning the muscle. and by doing this you will have absolutely no energy and no strength to do any thing. If you are serious about wanting to burn the fat and all i suggest that you have 6 small meals a day make sure you dont eat alot of fatty and snack foods. try to eat healthier. veggies fruits, fish,lean meats, nuts etc. Make sure to work out as well. if you have no time to go to the gym and work out for an hour try to get in a couple easy things at work examples: flexing and unflexing parts of your body for 5-8 seconds a couple times will help. good luck and dont be so hard on yourself. I could go on and on and on about why you shouldnt be so negative but im sure you dont want to hear.

[warmhandedcanadian]

the reason your mom brought you some food instead of giving you money is probly because hmmmm..... she loves you and is worried about your health and wants to see you happy and not down and out. and yes what she said about the ulcer is true heres a link to give you some info on the ulcers

http://www.drugs.com/pdr/advil.html

plus if you want to lose weight you are not helping yourself by starving your body. in fact you are hurting yourself. when you dont eat your body goes into starvation mode and starts using stored fat as energy and as soon as the fat is burned your body starts burning the muscle. and by doing this you will have absolutely no energy and no strength to do any thing. If you are serious about wanting to burn the fat and all i suggest that you have 6 small meals a day make sure you dont eat alot of fatty and snack foods. try to eat healthier. veggies fruits, fish,lean meats, nuts etc. Make sure to work out as well. if you have no time to go to the gym and work out for an hour try to get in a couple easy things at work examples: flexing and unflexing parts of your body for 5-8 seconds a couple times will help. good luck and dont be so hard on yourself. I could go on and on and on about why you shouldnt be so negative but im sure you dont want to hear.

I was having a bad day, I like to be fat, it makes my boobs bigger. :)


I was frustrated about having to eat, because I couldnt .... but I had a pounding headache at the time. It was really a low moment of pissyness for me.

[Samhain]

I like to be fat, it makes my boobs bigger. :)

thats the only reason we all buy soap
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[Hacker]

Soapy Tit Wank, anyone?

[Samhain]

Soapy Tit Wank, anyone?
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=203496

[Hacker]

Nice product placement.

I still wanna do her.

[FallenFairy]

I was having a bad day, I like to be fat, it makes my boobs bigger. :)


I was frustrated about having to eat, because I couldnt .... but I had a pounding headache at the time. It was really a low moment of pissyness for me.\

i understand i feel that way pretty much all the time. not being able to eat having a pounding headache and off course being in a pissy mood. all because im pregnant. so i understand where your coming from. well i hope you have a better day today.

[warmhandedcanadian]

thank you ... that was awhile back, I had just split with my husband and was having a bit of a mood swing... I am feeling much more like myself now.

Looking back, you know you're depressed if you cant eat.

:(


I've only had that a few times in my life, where food just looks and tastes unappealing. I sound like a spoiled brat there though.

sigh... at 34 years old yet!

[Hacker]

You graduate from HS in 1990?

[Samhain]

thank you ... that was awhile back, I had just split with my husband and was having a bit of a mood swing... I am feeling much more like myself now.

Looking back, you know you're depressed if you cant eat.

:(


I've only had that a few times in my life, where food just looks and tastes unappealing. I sound like a spoiled brat there though.

sigh... at 34 years old yet!
we all love you anyway, doesn't an old thread like that, show how far you've come?
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[Samhain]

no its the name of my right breast.
whats your left breast called, is it Bernard?
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[warmhandedcanadian]

lol no its peter!

[Hacker]

You naming your left boob "Peter" is like me naming my penis "Funbag".

[warmhandedcanadian]

heather and peter make a good match though.

[Hacker]

If I had that match I would strike it and start a fire with it.

[warmhandedcanadian]

I have to go do something,...... we are having a party today, for football!

[daisymae]

I am having a bit of difficulty following this conversation.

[Hacker]

So, you are leaving me then?


:(

[warmhandedcanadian]

I am having a bit of difficulty following this conversation.

get high. :D

[Hacker]

Yes, stand on a hill, or perhaps on your rooftop and read it.

[warmhandedcanadian]

or sniff pam.

[Hacker]

Pam does smell really good.

I'd do her.

[daisymae]

I'll bet you would also do Aunt Jemima....

[erzebet1961]

As a Mom...we cant help it...it is an internal thing , maybe a deep survival instinct directed at our offspring...we want to see them eat !!!
I used to actually over feed my babies because they were so little...my biggest was only 6 pounds...I would wake before they did and have the bottole waiting because I just HAD to feed them !!