found you a job

[Minimalist]

dont worry about the female part, Im sure your tran ways can hide your manlyness. (http://toronto.craigslist.org/adg/163912152.html)

[daisymae]

It says amature...I'm pretty sure he's a professional.....

[TheGanjaKing]

I am also a really good actor, so I can pretend its my first time.