OUCH!*As I instictively cross my legs and protectively cover my crotch with my hands*

[Ole_Goat]

After reading this, half the guys who cheat on their girlfriends/wives or both will start wearing a cup to bed. The other half probably already do.

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=4183089

With her bare hands? Damm!