BLACK COMBS are FOLLOWING ME!

[serra]

ok ok ok ok ok

it's really starting to freak me out. i keep seeing those small black plastic combs all over the place. i saw like three within a few weeks, and then i saw another a few weeks ago, and then i saw another one yesterday!!

:eek: it's totally weird!! WHY do i keep seeing these things?!?! WHY!!!!??!??!

[serra]

you all think im CRAZY








but you are probably right....

[FunkyPhreshMama]

thats weird......

[bjorky]

i don't.....you have freaked me out tho :eek:


there was a black plastic comb in my bathroom this morning and i have no idea where it came from! NO JOKE

[serra]

They Are Everywhere~!!!!

[bjorky]

they infiltrate unsuspecting homes via travel-kits

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[maryjaneguitargurl]

haha......thats funny....


peace
chickens

[backtothelab]

BOO
http://www.networkingtheinternet.com/images/unbreakable-jfk-comb.jpg

I've got these things all over my damn house.All guys have them.

[serra]

*screams*


AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!

*runs and hides*


damn you backtothelab!! :p

[backtothelab]

haha, scary huhhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif? You ought to buy a few, really embrace the comb. Understand the comb, be the comb, so on and so forth.

[serra]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



they are HAUNTING ME! because when i dreaded my hair i bought a whole package of them! and then i just had all these combs and i ....... *gasp*... THREW THEM OUT.

KARMA.

[Dilapidated]

Maybe the combs aren't really there... Maybe nature is mad at you for undreading and keeps leaving them everywhere for you to find. :H

[bjorky]

haha, scary huhhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif? You ought to buy a few, really embrace the comb. Understand the comb, be the comb, so on and so forth.
Buy them! If it was that simple there wouldn't be a problem. I don't need to buy them......they just come into my life without warning :$

or invitation

[serra]

bjorky! you understand me!!



dilapidated! i think you might be onto something!!!

[AreYouExperienced]

You'd better be careful. Black combs have ruined my life. They killed my father, and raped my mother. They are PURE EVIL!!!!!

[serra]

trust me


I CAN TELL!

[Turn]

Embrace the comb? She will be dead in within the week if she does that. These combs are a heartless breed, never take anything they say at face value, they always have an alterior motive. You need to be tough to get through this, I recommend watching Apocalypse Now and emulating Killgore. He was a man who knew how to stay alive. You can still win this.

-"Charlie don't surf!" Bill Killgore

[serra]

the creator of the universe worries me sometimes.

[Bloody_Kisses]

i found a black plastic comb on my desk this morning that i bought like a few months ago and i thought i had lost it. i guess it came back.

[serra]

They Never Leave.

[crummyrummy]

combs are your friend. trust the combs. they will lead you to where you need to go.

[serra]

yeah.... to my DEATH.

[Meeshka Chaukinov]

pull the teeth. they always hate that.

[serra]

that would either kill them or just make them really really REALLY angry at me!

[Turn]

I once tried to break an unbreakable comb and couldn't do it.
They are strong so don't try taking them on alone

[loveflower]

gross the combs out. dont wash your hair and comb the dogs butt with it

[serra]

ewwwwwww

the phrase "comb the dog's butt" evolks wonderful mental images....

[loveflower]

wonderful?

[serra]

wonderful in that totally not wonderful sort of way...