View Full Version : the "what would you do if" game.
indescribability
05-03-2006, 06:40 AM
Pretty simple. I'll start by posing a question regarding, "What would you do if. . .". Each player must answer the previous players question and pose their own question.
What would you do if somebody flattened your tires?
Boogabaah
05-03-2006, 06:53 AM
Pretty simple. I'll start by posing a question regarding, "What would you do if. . .". Each player must answer the previous players question and pose their own question.
What would you do if somebody flattened your tires?
i'd probably just laugh.. cus it's not my car
what would you do if everything in your fridge was froze?
andcrs2
05-03-2006, 07:10 AM
Go out to eat if the microwave wasn't working.
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What do you do when you're loosing your Direction?
indescribability
05-03-2006, 07:23 AM
Refer to my digital compass :rolleyes:
What would you do if your second cousin came on to you?
_orgazmik_
05-03-2006, 07:35 AM
Refer to my digital compass :rolleyes:
What would you do if your second cousin came on to you?
I had that happen, only it was my first.
I refuse!!
What would you do if you pee'd your pants?
indescribability
05-03-2006, 08:01 AM
I had that happen, only it was my first.
I refuse!!
What would you do if you pee'd your pants?
Get them completely soaking wet and start thinking up a way to play off the fact that my pants are drenched.
What would you do if your partner peed the bed while you were in it?
Jennifer19
05-03-2006, 04:46 PM
What would you do if your partner peed the bed while you were in it?
kick his ass.
what would you do if someone spit in your food?
_orgazmik_
05-03-2006, 05:16 PM
what would you do if someone spit in your food?
Spit in their face and not eat the food.. :&
What would you do if your SO cheated?
Boogabaah
05-03-2006, 05:21 PM
Spit in their face and not eat the food.. :&
What would you do if your SO cheated?
cry and be angry and yell and cry and try to find out why and cry and cry and cry
what would you do if you woke up naked outside in a strange place?
indescribability
05-03-2006, 06:05 PM
cry and be angry and yell and cry and try to find out why and cry and cry and cry
what would you do if you woke up naked outside in a strange place?
Start checking to make sure my jewels were in tact.
What would you do if the fora went down for good?
Boogabaah
05-03-2006, 06:08 PM
Start checking to make sure my jewels were in tact.
What would you do if the fora went down for good?
find another site to harass.. i mean go to
what would you do if there was a major earthquake where you live today and everything got jacked up??
indescribability
05-03-2006, 06:17 PM
find another site to harass.. i mean go to
what would you do if there was a major earthquake where you live today and everything got jacked up??
Sit in my house and have no idea how fucked up things were.
What would you do if you found some stranger eating in your kitchen in the middle of the night?
Boogabaah
05-03-2006, 06:42 PM
Sit in my house and have no idea how fucked up things were.
What would you do if you found some stranger eating in your kitchen in the middle of the night?
feed him/her.. make sure the dishes got put in the sink.. find out why they were in my kitchen.. (i'm too nice)
what would you do if the bird flu got out of hand and hundreds ofthousands of people started dying?
indescribability
05-03-2006, 10:09 PM
feed him/her.. make sure the dishes got put in the sink.. find out why they were in my kitchen.. (i'm too nice)
what would you do if the bird flu got out of hand and hundreds ofthousands of people started dying?
Eat pork exclusively?
What would you do if somebody dropped a baby on your doorstep?
Love Fest1969
05-03-2006, 10:15 PM
Take care of it.
What would you do if you got shoot?
_orgazmik_
05-03-2006, 10:23 PM
Go to the hospital!
What would you do if you woke up as the opposite sex?
Boogabaah
05-03-2006, 11:27 PM
Go to the hospital!
What would you do if you woke up as the opposite sex?
i'd have a penis to play with :D
what would you do if you found naked pictures of yourself online that you didn't know had been taken?
Boogabaah
05-03-2006, 11:34 PM
Make them pay me royalties
What would you do if you found out the person you were making out with was a transvestite
i'd laugh and laugh.. then cry
what would you do if you came home and your house was burnt to the ground?
_orgazmik_
05-04-2006, 01:11 AM
I would tell the Aliens to take me home with them.. :confused:
What would you do if you were alone on a deserted island for 5 years?
indescribability
05-04-2006, 01:28 AM
I would tell the Aliens to take me home with them.. :confused:
What would you do if you were alone on a deserted island for 5 years?
Probably resort to beastiality and do a whole lot of swimming.
What would you do if a 90 year old woman offered you 100,000 dollars to eat her out?
Boogabaah
05-04-2006, 01:47 AM
Probably resort to beastiality and do a whole lot of swimming.
What would you do if a 90 year old woman offered you 100,000 dollars to eat her out?
i'd tell her i already did she just forgot, then get her her checkbook
what would you do if you woke up and you had wings instead of arms?
_orgazmik_
05-04-2006, 01:48 AM
I would fly away..
What would you do if the only person left on earth was your mother/father?
indescribability
05-04-2006, 01:55 AM
I would fly away..
What would you do if the only person left on earth was your mother/father?
If they're the only one left, I'm dead and can't do anything ;)
What would you do if you woke up cuddling with the homeless guy outside the liquor store?
Boogabaah
05-04-2006, 02:01 AM
If they're the only one left, I'm dead and can't do anything ;)
What would you do if you woke up cuddling with the homeless guy outside the liquor store?
i won't be shocked one bit.. he'd probably be the bestest man i'd ever snuggled with too
what would you do if you couldn't think of another question for this thread?
_orgazmik_
05-04-2006, 03:11 AM
I would let it die.
What would you do if you were feeling someone (really feeling them) and they didn't feel the same?
ssreetnulov
05-04-2006, 03:23 AM
give 'em a bj, then they'll be feelin' it
what would you do if someone crawled in your window in the middle of the night and you didnt even know them, and they were very pretty/handsome?
'cause i wish that would happen lol
indescribability
05-04-2006, 05:22 AM
At the moment I'd turn 'em away. Under different circumstances, I'd probably take the once in a life time opportunity to sleep with a stranger that crawled in my window :eek:
What would you do if you opened your closet and a dead body fell out?
Boogabaah
05-04-2006, 05:45 AM
i'd put it back in there with the others
what would you do if you were taking a shower at night and the power went out? (this actually happened to me once)
indescribability
05-04-2006, 05:49 AM
i'd put it back in there with the others
what would you do if you were taking a shower at night and the power went out? (this actually happened to me once)
Continue masturbating.
What would you do if you walked in on one of your parents masturbating?
indescribability
05-04-2006, 06:43 AM
I'd....
wow...
How can somone answer that?.....
I'd probably just turn around and walk away with a red face...
What would you do if you woke up with george w. bush's penis in your mouth?
Finish sucking it, spit onto my pants, and sue the fuck out of him for sexual harrassment. What can I say, I'm not to proud to suck the presidents cock for potential millions.
What would you do if a little kid punched you in the (boobs/nads)?
indescribability
05-04-2006, 07:05 AM
depends on how little he is, and if anyone else is watching...
What would you do, if you were standing in line at the grocery store and some 70 year old lady behind you started fondling your ass?
Tell her if she pays for my groceries she can fondle the other side too. What can I say, money makes the world go 'round.
What would you do if your best friend slept with your mom?
(Ps. That was fucking hilarious)
Boogabaah
05-04-2006, 07:30 AM
Tell her if she pays for my groceries she can fondle the other side too. What can I say, money makes the world go 'round.
What would you do if your best friend slept with your mom?
(Ps. That was fucking hilarious)
gosh i'ma wuss.. i'd cry.. cus i ain't even slept with him
what would you do if you suddenly became allergic to your favorite food?
indescribability
05-04-2006, 07:45 AM
i'd stop eating sushi... duh...
What would you do if you were fucking your ideal mate somone you've waited years to get in bed with, got naked with them started sucking and fondling and all of the sudden had to take a dump... like... the runs kinda dump?
Tell them I had to take a dump, and to plug their ears.
What would you do if you had unlimited access to acid?
sundew
05-04-2006, 08:21 AM
I'd sell sell sell then trip trip trip...
what would you do if you woke up one morning and realised you'd slept with the person you hated the most?
I'd get out of bed and walk quietly to the bathroom to examine my eyes, to see if I still looked the same after such a horrible event had taken place, but on the way there i'd stub my toe, and that would wake me up, as I was still asleep and actually in bed with the one I loved! :) haha...
What would you do if you were given the choice between being a caterpillar for one life-span (of a caterpillar) or a U.N. official for one year? Then you're back in your own life...
indescribability
05-04-2006, 09:03 AM
What would you do if you were given the choice between being a caterpillar for one life-span (of a caterpillar) or a U.N. official for one year? Then you're back in your own life...
Ummm caterpillar as I'm assuming they don't live a whole year, on average.
What would you do if you woke up and your whole town was deserted?
Boogabaah
05-05-2006, 04:09 PM
Ummm caterpillar as I'm assuming they don't live a whole year, on average.
What would you do if you woke up and your whole town was deserted?
be happy i didn't have to go to work and ride my bike in the streets
what would you do if you had a migraine for 7 days or more? (yes i still have a headache.. day 7)
steffan
05-05-2006, 04:26 PM
meditate, keeps the lights low and drink lots and lots of water
an alien came to your door selling encyclopedias
indescribability
05-05-2006, 06:49 PM
meditate, keeps the lights low and drink lots and lots of water
an alien came to your door selling encyclopedias
I'd have sex with it. Hell I'd have sex with damn near anything about now.
What would you do if there was a HipFora Gathering and you started seeing people you don't like?
ssreetnulov
05-05-2006, 09:39 PM
like you?
lol jk
Jennifer19
05-06-2006, 05:11 AM
I'd have sex with it. Hell I'd have sex with damn near anything about now.
What would you do if there was a HipFora Gathering and you started seeing people you don't like?
I would ignore them
What movie would you like to watch?
andcrs2
05-06-2006, 08:19 AM
Natural Born Killers
Which of Life's Secrets would you want to be told?
ssreetnulov
05-07-2006, 01:42 AM
you suck, you delete everything i say!
indescribability
05-07-2006, 05:45 AM
you suck, you delete everything i say!
That is untrue. I promise to delete nothing you say that's on topic.
Boogabaah
05-08-2006, 04:14 PM
you guys broke it..
what would you do if everytime you posted something you thought was good stuff got deleted?
indescribability
05-08-2006, 09:39 PM
you guys broke it..
what would you do if everytime you posted something you thought was good stuff got deleted?
Ummmm, that's happened to me. I'd make a big scene and start pissing people off. Then I'd have everything I ever wrote dissapear :rolleyes:
What would you do if shoes were required to do anything and everything?
andcrs2
05-09-2006, 05:32 AM
Not a freakin thing.
What would you do if your hands were glued to your keyboard n mouse?
indescribability
05-09-2006, 06:20 AM
Not a freakin thing.
What would you do if your hands were glued to your keyboard n mouse?
That's not too far from the way things are now, really :eek:
What would you do if you were not allowed to communicate with anybody for 1 year?
I'd go nuts
What would you do if the forums ceased to exist?
indescribability
05-09-2006, 07:15 AM
I'd go nuts
What would you do if the forums ceased to exist?
Suicide comes to mind........
No, seriously. I'd feel like the old man from shawshank redemption :&
In all seriousness, I'd have almost no further use for the internet.
What would you do if you found out you had to turn yourself in for a 10 year prison term in 24 hours?
Love Fest1969
05-09-2006, 07:53 AM
Leave the country.
What would you do if you woke up and everyone in your house was dead?
indescribability
05-09-2006, 08:10 AM
Leave the country.
What would you do if you woke up and everyone in your house was dead?
Leave the country.(I know they'd blame that shit on me)
What would you do if you woke up and could no longer talk?
Love Fest1969
05-09-2006, 10:49 PM
Buy a lot of pens and paper.
What would you do if you got raped by a ghost?
Boogabaah
05-09-2006, 11:22 PM
Buy a lot of pens and paper.
What would you do if you got raped by a ghost?
i'd be mad if he had just used me for sex too
what would you do if you like your toes sucked, but couldn't find anyone to suck them for you?
indescribability
05-10-2006, 02:53 AM
i'd be mad if he had just used me for sex too
what would you do if you like your toes sucked, but couldn't find anyone to suck them for you?
I'd get my dick sucked instead.
What would you do if you found a ton of buggers in your fast food?
Boogabaah
05-10-2006, 07:33 AM
I'd get my dick sucked instead.
What would you do if you found a ton of buggers in your fast food?
i wouldn't be shocked..
what would you do if your dumbass replied to a personal ad and it turned out to be someone you knew and now they're all pissed off at you because you wouldn't date them in the first place?
NaykidApe
05-10-2006, 07:42 AM
i wouldn't be shocked..
what would you do if your dumbass replied to a personal ad and it turned out to be someone you knew and now they're all pissed off at you because you wouldn't date them in the first place?
I would post it in the forums in a "what would you do?" thread.
what would you do if you woke up tommorow and found your niegbhorhood had been evacuated but nobody told you?
Boogabaah
05-10-2006, 08:20 AM
I would post it in the forums in a "what would you do?" thread.
what would you do if you woke up tommorow and found your niegbhorhood had been evacuated but nobody told you?
seems i'm always the last one to find out anything
what would you do if you found a bundle of 20 dollar bills laying in the gutter and no one around?
seems i'm always the last one to find out anything
what would you do if you found a bundle of 20 dollar bills laying in the gutter and no one around?put it in my pocketses
what would you do if you found out you had terminal cancer?
indescribability
05-10-2006, 09:08 AM
put it in my pocketses
what would you do if you found out you had terminal cancer?
Any damn thing I pleased.
Wait.... I already tend to do that anyway. :confused:
What would you do if you were being blamed for a murder your mother committed?
Any damn thing I pleased.
Wait.... I already tend to do that anyway. :confused:
What would you do if you were being blamed for a murder your mother committed?find a scapegoat to pin it on. ma would back me up. haha!
what would you do if someone posted nude pics of you on the net without your permission?
NaykidApe
05-10-2006, 10:12 AM
find a scapegoat to pin it on. ma would back me up. haha!
what would you do if someone posted nude pics of you on the net without your permission?
Explain that the water was cold and hope everyone bought it.
What would you do if you won the lottery but couldn't find the ticket?
Boogabaah
05-10-2006, 05:16 PM
Explain that the water was cold and hope everyone bought it.
What would you do if you won the lottery but couldn't find the ticket?
cry.. i seem to be doing that a lot lately
what would you do if your soulmate lived in another country and neither of you could move to be together?
indescribability
05-10-2006, 07:22 PM
cry.. i seem to be doing that a lot lately
what would you do if your soulmate lived in another country and neither of you could move to be together?
Settle for the hot redhead around the way.
What would you do if you woke up and your house was full of farm animals?
Boogabaah
05-10-2006, 07:34 PM
Settle for the hot redhead around the way.
What would you do if you woke up and your house was full of farm animals?
i'd be overjoyed
what would you do if you kept asking dumb questions and kept getting dumb answers?
steffan
05-10-2006, 08:02 PM
usualy i relieze there only dumb questians because i know the answer already
if you found out a friend has already fallen for someone you know to be bad for them?
NaykidApe
05-10-2006, 08:25 PM
usualy i relieze there only dumb questians because i know the answer already
if you found out a friend has already fallen for someone you know to be bad for them?
Warn them once and if that didn't work, grab a chair and a box of popcorn and watch the show.
what would you do if the poster above you didn't bother to come up with a "what if" question?
Boogabaah
05-10-2006, 08:34 PM
Warn them once and if that didn't work, grab a chair and a box of popcorn and watch the show.
what would you do if the poster above you didn't bother to come up with a "what if" question?i'd wait for someone else to bitch about it first
what if someone wanted to be your slave? (i don't mean sexual)
indescribability
05-10-2006, 08:55 PM
i'd wait for someone else to bitch about it first
what if someone wanted to be your slave? (i don't mean sexual)
I'd let them. I could use a servant.
What would you do if I closed this thread?
Boogabaah
05-10-2006, 09:01 PM
I'd let them. I could use a servant.
What would you do if I closed this thread?
post elsewhere
what would you do if i stopped posting here anyways?
NaykidApe
05-10-2006, 09:06 PM
post elsewhere
what would you do if i stopped posting here anyways?
I would carve all the lyrics to Inagodadivda in my forehead with a rusty screwdriver just becuase I could use a few days off.
What would you do if you posted a 'what if" question and nobody answered it?
indescribability
05-10-2006, 09:08 PM
I would carve all the lyrics to Inagodadivda in my forehead with a rusty screwdriver just becuase I could use a few days off.
What would you do if you posted a 'what if" question and nobody answered it?Answer it myself and ask another question.
What would you do if you had no internet?
Boogabaah
05-10-2006, 09:13 PM
Answer it myself and ask another question.
What would you do if you had no internet?
find other ways to waste my life
what would you do if your toes turned black and fell off?
NaykidApe
05-10-2006, 09:15 PM
Answer it myself and ask another question.
What would you do if you had no internet?
Go back to talking to myself.
what would you do if a 15 foot kangaroo hopped up to you and offered you a bag of onions?
NaykidApe
05-10-2006, 09:18 PM
find other ways to waste my life
what would you do if your toes turned black and fell off?
Sell them on ebay.
what would you do if one of the posters was on dial-up and kept posting out of sync with the questions?
Boogabaah
05-10-2006, 09:22 PM
Sell them on ebay.
what would you do if one of the posters was on dial-up and kept posting out of sync with the questions?
i'd point and laugh
what would you do if you were bored out of your mind but just sat here anyways looking and posting still bored as the day got hotter and hotter (i wanna go swimming) until finally you couldn't stand it any longer?
indescribability
05-10-2006, 09:23 PM
I'd probably sit here and deal with it, really.
What would you do if you had a really good "what would you do" question and couldn't think of it?
steffan
05-10-2006, 09:53 PM
think of something equaly dumb to post
what if you had a good answer to a good what would you do questian but couldnt think of it
I'd probably sit here and deal with it, really.
What would you do if you had a really good "what would you do" question and couldn't think of it?try to come up with something that wasnt as lame as that...
what would you do if you woke up at 7 am to the sound of hammers over your head? and they're still going at it 6 hours later?
ps, apparently we're getting a new roof. :rolleyes: how nice of the bldg managers to actually tell everyone in advance...
think of something equaly dumb to post
what if you had a good answer to a good what would you do questian but couldnt think of iti'd probably crosspost.
ps, please see above post
indescribability
05-16-2006, 04:45 AM
try to come up with something that wasnt as lame as that...
what would you do if you woke up at 7 am to the sound of hammers over your head? and they're still going at it 6 hours later?
ps, apparently we're getting a new roof. :rolleyes: how nice of the bldg managers to actually tell everyone in advance...
I'd complain about the lack of notice and the problems the lack of sleep caused in my work and blah blah blah til they knocked some of my rent off for the month..... but I like to work the system like that.
What would you do if you were offered a million dollars to take the life of an innocent, homeless, stranger?
Love Fest1969
05-16-2006, 05:14 AM
Get the money up front then do the deed.
What would you do if you saw someone trying to rape a woman you didn't know?
indescribability
05-16-2006, 05:28 AM
Get the money up front then do the deed.
What would you do if you saw someone trying to rape a woman you didn't know?
Cut him. Cut him something fierce.
What would you do if you were stuck in solitude for six months?
find myself, er probably more like: find myselves..
what would you do if you had a chunk of silicone embedded in your eye socket?
rg paddler
05-16-2006, 05:53 AM
eek it out and make myself an extra nipple
what would you do if you couldn't find scooby doo
Love Fest1969
05-16-2006, 06:01 AM
Cry
What would you do if you got kicked out of the country?
indescribability
05-16-2006, 06:03 AM
Celebrate and move to Italy
What would you do if a communist country took over your country?(This does not apply to people already living in a communist country)
Boogabaah
05-16-2006, 04:48 PM
Celebrate and move to Italy
What would you do if a communist country took over your country?(This does not apply to people already living in a communist country)
right now i'd be kinda happy.. i'm so poor.
what do you do if you woke up in the hospital after being in a 10 year coma?
indescribability
05-16-2006, 09:10 PM
Ask for a jack and coke, and a blow job.
What would you do if you knew the world was coming to an end in 7 days?
Love Fest1969
05-16-2006, 09:58 PM
get high and have sex
What would you do if you were the last person on earth?
steffan
05-16-2006, 10:06 PM
Crash and burn
if a ghost floated up and said hi
indescribability
05-17-2006, 05:42 AM
Crash and burn
if a ghost floated up and said hi
Ask him to borrow some money. I know he doesn't need it.
What would you do if you had the chance to take out the president and get away with it?
why bother, another puppet is waiting in the wings anyways
wwyd if a kitten was living under your house?
indian~summer
05-17-2006, 05:55 AM
i'd probably feed it
what would you do if you were just too sexy for your own good?
indescribability
05-17-2006, 06:26 AM
i'd probably feed it
what would you do if you were just too sexy for your own good?
That's not a would would I do... that's a what should I do ;)
What would you do if I offered $100,000 to be my personal aid and sex slave for life?
indian~summer
05-17-2006, 06:32 AM
i'd have to think about it
what would you do if you could have a conversation with anyone dead or alive?
indescribability
05-17-2006, 07:16 AM
i'd have to think about it
what would you do if you could have a conversation with anyone dead or alive?
Talk to myself still.
What would you do if you could have sex with anyone, dead or alive?
Love Fest1969
05-17-2006, 08:30 AM
Have sex with John Lennon
What would you do if you woke up one day and animals ruled the world?
Boogabaah
05-17-2006, 08:38 AM
Have sex with John Lennon
What would you do if you woke up one day and animals ruled the world?
big stupid naked apes rule it now.. so i'd be happy some other animals were getting in on the action
what would you do if your fingernails grow 100x faster than they do now?
indescribability
05-17-2006, 08:38 AM
Have sex with John Lennon
What would you do if you woke up one day and animals ruled the world?
Stop eating them first and foremost as that may be a life limiting decision.
What would you do if you could get rid of any one invention?
trippedelia
05-17-2006, 09:18 AM
the gun
what would you do if on the news there was a report of a common herb when smoked produced fun, truely psychedelic effects, and you realised our garden was overflowing with it?
Love Fest1969
05-17-2006, 09:20 AM
Sell it
What would you do if you woke up one day and you were in a different time period?
indescribability
05-17-2006, 09:26 AM
I'd pray it wasn't the 80's.
What would you do if I locked this thread?
(rhetorical question as it's now locked - I'm bored and it's time for a new game)
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