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TheOMFGNinja
05-02-2006, 01:21 AM
My girl had tried MJ with me twice before, but descided it wasnt for her.
Honestly, id enjoy if she smoked with me, but im not gunna try to force anything.
Shes kinda Anti-Weed, but doesnt really mind that I do it. As long as its not around her, and also long as I talk about it for really short periods of time, (me trying to tell her stoner stories doesnt go over well)

But regardless...

The other night, she was going to stay over at my house, and it was like an hour before we were going to go to bed, and she started fealing really sick.
She told me she was probably going to vomit.
So I went ahead and got her something to throw up in if she needed to.
I also got her some water toast and petol-bismal (sp?) while she rested in my bed.

After about an hour, she didnt feal any better.

So I said to her, "I know your not gunna like this idea, but I know it will defeintly make you feal better very quickly. Smoke some herb with me."

At first, she said no way.
But after 10 minutes she said "Okay, ill try it" (she was in quite a bit of pain so I figured she would try anything at this point)

I fired up my vaporizer and packed a tiny bowl of some kush and kief.

I started the hits, and then would pass it off to her (she doesnt handle smoking well, so I would let her hit it before clearing the tube so she could get smoke right away)

She had 3 little hits (I would say the equivilent of what a normal stoner would call a "Small hit")

She didnt get high, but after about 30 minutes (We waited 10 minutes per hit, so she would get the least ammount possible) She was fealing a whole lot better.

She hasnt really been any more or less Anti-Pot since then (well, atleast as far as I could tell) but I think she atleast admits it has more medical value than she would have claimed before.

So, basicly, Nausia can be cured by Pot.
Its good to know things like that.

Jointman69
05-02-2006, 06:54 AM
fuck yeah dude. i call it the cure all.i smoke to get high99% of the time ya know, but if ive got an ailment...i go straight to the herb.

headaches
muscle aches
upset stomach
...if i drink too much soda my kidneys hurt and it even cures that.
oh yeah...my girlfriend always smokes up to get rid of her cramps when "aunt flow" comes to visit.

(the qoute anyone?...popular show)

WishIWasAHippie
05-02-2006, 09:12 PM
Well, isn't it possible that the Pepto Bismol just took 30 more minutes to kick in? (Just throwing this thought out there because you said she took very small hits...)

Anyway, at least you take care of your girlfriend well (IE bringing her something to barf in and such...)

TheOMFGNinja
05-02-2006, 10:02 PM
I also got her some water toast and petol-bismal (sp?) while she rested in my bed.

After about an hour, she didnt feal any better.

So I said to her, "I know your not gunna like this idea, but I know it will defeintly make you feal better very quickly. Smoke some herb with me."


Hehe, I waited a whole hout for that petol-bismal to kick in before I even mensioned smoking. Nothing we had tried was working at all up until that point.

revolution_time
05-03-2006, 03:06 AM
that's sweet dude. lol, my girlfriend is the same way. except she has never smoked, but i'm hoping she will eventually say let me try it once, cuz i'll tell her stuff i've learned, and i don't try to force it upon her obviously. and the quote "aunt flow" is from south park.

WishIWasAHippie
05-03-2006, 03:28 AM
No, I got the part about you waiting an hour...but still haha

I was just throwing a variable to the experiment out there ;)

KoNe
05-08-2006, 12:39 AM
Once ma gf asked me if id choose to smoke mj or have sex with her. I said id rather smoke mj. I thought she was gona go nuts, but she just goes oh eh, can i try some as well? LOl was preti funny!

_toker_
05-08-2006, 01:08 AM
Once ma gf asked me if id choose to smoke mj or have sex with her. I said id rather smoke mj. I thought she was gona go nuts, but she just goes oh eh, can i try some as well? LOl was preti funny!
really went out on a limb there

wonderboy
05-09-2006, 12:46 AM
^^ no kidding, talk about taking a risk lol

TheOMFGNinja
05-09-2006, 12:48 AM
Once ma gf asked me if id choose to smoke mj or have sex with her. I said id rather smoke mj. I thought she was gona go nuts, but she just goes oh eh, can i try some as well? LOl was preti funny!

Danm man, you either got some really good herb...
Or some really bad sex...

KoNe
05-09-2006, 01:40 AM
Danm man, you either got some really good herb...
Or some really bad sex...
Lol nah i just got ladies. Plus i dont wana give up something i really like 4 something that is easy to get. U can get a new gf if u knw wat i mean, its easy!

StonerBill
05-16-2006, 06:55 AM
well the medical dose for marijuana is below that which gets you high

SirTokesAlot
05-16-2006, 04:29 PM
Danm man, you either got some really good herb...
Or some really bad sex...
:D

Sodium + Chloride
05-17-2006, 08:50 AM
My girlfriends dad was a big pothead and it got him divorced and in a lot of trouble.


hmmmm ..... I wonder why she hates it that I get high???

sniffmagikmarkrs
06-19-2006, 09:05 AM
Once ma gf asked me if id choose to smoke mj or have sex with her. I said id rather smoke mj. I thought she was gona go nuts, but she just goes oh eh, can i try some as well? LOl was preti funny!
lol way to stand up for ganj man.... personally if my boyfriend had said that to me i would have denied him sex for a while

buffoonman
06-19-2006, 11:55 AM
Its a dangerous game denying sex both me and my ex girlfriend had an argument the upshot being she wouldn't let me touch her. When she came round I refused her shortly after we split up. Still miss her now.

PurpleGel
06-21-2006, 08:31 PM
So, basicly, Nausia can be cured by Pot.
Its good to know things like that.
common knowledge. this is why one of the reasons weed is so good for cancer patients; chemotherapy induces nausea and the THC helps mitigate it and also stimulates the appetite so that these people can eat more effectively.

SLammon420
06-22-2006, 07:34 AM
Lol nah i just got ladies. Plus i dont wana give up something i really like 4 something that is easy to get. U can get a new gf if u knw wat i mean, its easy!
what is the point in having a girlfriend if it's just pointless girl after pointless girl?
i'm smoking my ass off and being single and i shall stay this way until a good girl comes along. i plan to still smoke my ass off then too.

buffoonman
06-22-2006, 03:00 PM
well said.