View Full Version : if god offered you a candy bar what would you do?
themnax
04-28-2006, 02:21 PM
if god offered you a candy bar what would you do?
how would you know it was god?
how would you know it was a candy bar?
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Cerberus
04-28-2006, 04:18 PM
ask for an apple.
Hikaru Zero
04-28-2006, 06:35 PM
how would you know it was god?
Because god is offering it. It's a given. If you had said "if a stranger offered you a candy bar ..." it might be different. ;)
how would you know it was a candy bar?
It would come wrapped in a layer of tinfoil with paper on the outside. There would be advertisements and pictures of it on the front, with things that say "Now with 33% more chocolate!" On the back, I'd find a list of ingredients and some nutritional information.
if god offered you a candy bar what would you do?
Check to see if it's vegan, and then thank him even if it isn't. :sunglasse
somedude
04-28-2006, 08:19 PM
Does it have coconut in it? Cause I don't like coconut.
TrippinBTM
04-29-2006, 12:31 AM
I could go for a snickers. You listening, God?
hippiehillbilly
04-29-2006, 12:35 AM
if god offered you a candy bar what would you do?
how would you know it was god?
how would you know it was a candy bar?
=^^=
.../\...
exactley..
prismatism
04-29-2006, 02:12 AM
i'd say, "if you're really a snake and you want me to eat this candy, which is really an apple, so that i will have knowledge, you can just say so, because i'm gonna eat it anyway. but if you're god just being nice and giving me candy, thanks."
fritz
04-29-2006, 02:29 AM
I don't believe in him/her/it, so I'd be scared! :D ;)
Art Delfo
04-29-2006, 03:49 AM
I'd know its candy because the wraper would be made by humans(not the candy). I would it was god because the candy would taste good.
Professor Jumbo
05-02-2006, 01:05 AM
I don't really like candy bars, except for the crunchy ones like Twix. The chewy ones get bits of them stuck in my back teeth in a way that I find unplesant, and that unplesantness generally outweighs the pleseantness of the candy bar.
i ain't falling for that one again.....last time i agreed to a candy bar there were some conditions attached..... same with the puppies someone asked me to look at......
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