1,000 uses for tampons

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Note: In this thread we are only interested in uses for UNUSED tampons. Please go to the thread 1,000 uses for used tampons if you have something to add there.

1. Christmas Tree ornaments!
2. Stylish ear accessories
3. Key chains

[indescribability]

4. Cat Toys

[HippyLove]

5. spin the tampon (when a bottle isn't near by)

[andcrs2]

6. Plugging holes in the wall *looking at holes in the wall*

[warmhandedcanadian]

to start a fire like survivorman... I'll bet those fibres would go pretty far when used with some sort of magnifying glass....

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I know a dude who uses a magnifying glass to light his bong. No butane! :)

[Boogabaah]

to make kids ask questions

[warmhandedcanadian]

I know a dude who uses a magnifying glass to light his bong. No butane! :)now that guy is particular ... I thought the match lighting crowd were bad.....

[nimh]

guess some pple are really into solar power...

9. wineglass charms
10. tampon dolls

[Boogabaah]

11. ear cleaner

[andcrs2]

12. bottle cork
13. fuse (delay or nondelay)

[nimh]

14. squeedgee
15. nesting material for eagle's nest (http://www.infotecbusinesssystems.com/wildlife/default.asp)

[indescribability]

16)Stocking stuffers
17)pillow-fillers

[warmhandedcanadian]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/hsc0861l.jpg

bra filler

[warmhandedcanadian]

My wife is soooo fat.

[warmhandedcanadian]

she uses a roll of bounty and a rope for a tampon.

[Boogabaah]

18. pipe cleaner

[nimh]

19. elephant earplugs

[indescribability]

18. pipe cleaner
isn't that the normal use? that doesn't count ;)

[andcrs2]

Just how big is your pipe?

[indescribability]

Just how big is your pipe?


. . . . . you should use the quote feature bud.

[warmhandedcanadian]

it is odd that andcrs2 wants to know the size of your member.

[andcrs2]

Inquiring Minds n all that jazz...

[Boogabaah]

19. tie all the strings together and knit a sweater

[indescribability]

it is odd that andcrs2 wants to know the size of your member.
not odd. everybody thinks about my member. I have come to this conclusion

[Boogabaah]

20. cigar filter?

[andcrs2]

for nonsmokers.

[Boogabaah]

ingenious

[Boogabaah]

21. tiny mop

[Boogabaah]

22. DVD cleaner

[Boogabaah]

23. napkin

[indescribability]

24)gag for boogabah

[warmhandedcanadian]

we could stand them side by side and measure your member.

[indescribability]

Something to chew on when you run out of gum

[Boogabaah]

25. darts to throw at people..soft kooshie.. kinda like nerf

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26. Animal Butt Wipes... ;) (for after you scoop the poop!)

[indescribability]

26. Animal Butt Wipes... ;) (for after you scoop the poop!)
*Ahem* Visitor Sign in *Ahem*

[Boogabaah]

27. aid in counting

[Oz!]

28. toy mouse

[scratcho]

Nose hole warmers.

[nimh]

30. skeet shoots

[indescribability]

31)Wadding for muzzle loaders

[Boogabaah]

32. for drying tears.. (no i'm not crying.. i'm done with crying over liars)

[nimh]

33. dart practice (we can pin a picture of the lying bastard's face to the tampon and aim for it)

[Boogabaah]

34. collage art


i like to glue things.. i need to get back into creating stuff.. dada

[mystical_shroom]

skip, i never knew of your foundness of tampons, i feel as though we have a connection now and if i mail you my tampon, would you please consider autographing it for me...

35. center pieces
36. gifts
37. can be used as a trail marker so you wont get lost
38. a chew toy for humans
39. weapon

[Boogabaah]

40. to fill the ball pit at chuck e cheeses that way when some little kid pee's in it.. it just soaks it up

[Skip]

skip, i never knew of your foundness of tampons, i feel as though we have a connection now and if i mail you my tampon, would you please consider autographing it for me...
LOL! I'd say yes, but then I'd probably be inundated with requests for tampon autographs. And I can imagine what my mailbox would smell like (cause no doubt most would send me USED ones from this site!). Speaking of which, perhaps that weird guy who liked vaginal excretions would appreciate them more... ;)

BTW, I am giving autographed copies of my book now with a $25 donation to the site (See our Hip Shop for more info) <--PLUG!

Actually I only started this thread so women like you (and men like me) could make fun of the taboo of discussing such things in public.

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40. to fill the ball pit at chuck e cheeses that way when some little kid pee's in it.. it just soaks it up
Now that's a good idea! ;)

[Boogabaah]

41. little keyboard button pusher when your fingers get tired

[indescribability]

42) Halloween make up applicators

[warmhandedcanadian]

http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/snoopy_happy_dance.jpg
Just in case you missed the tampon confetti.

[Skip]

What? Have we run out of ideas already? Where's your imagination gone?

How about...

43. Toe separators for putting nail polish on them. (not that I'd ever do that!) Did someone say this already?

44. Gun cleaners? (not that I've ever owned a gun)

45. Bullet substitutes (not that I've ever been shot by a bullet, but at least it wouldn't hurt so much!)

46. Bullet hole plugs (not that I'd... oh forget it!)

47. Plug the leaks in the Bush Administration with them! Oh wait they'd have to be GIANT sized, no?

48. Pillow stuffing

49. Tape deck head cleaners (not that I own any tape decks anymore...)

50. Artist brushes (not that I paint at all)

See it's easy!

[nimh]

51. glue a few together and use them as a baton to conduct the philharmonic orchestra
52. take pictures of them and call it art
53. give one to skip as a prize for coming up with so many uses for them

[Boogabaah]

54. vaginal bleeding

[steffan]

54. vaginal bleeding i have no idea why that cracked me up

55, used ones make good girlfriends for necrophiliac mice

[warmhandedcanadian]

43. Toe separators for putting nail polish on them. (not that I'd ever do that!) Did someone say this already?


damn I needed a toe seperator and HAD tampons. Why didnt I think of that? Man I'm soooo stupid sometimes.

[scratcho]

I repeat--nose hole warmers.shy=string in---outgoing=string out.

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56. Belly button dusters (can someone try this and see if it works...)

[nimh]

57. dental gauze substitute
58. miniature pogo stick
59. an ob tampon would work as a parachute for a gi joe doll. just open it up
60. same ob tampon would make a great absorbable umbrella for barbie

[steffan]

61 a magic trick, put them in the bottom of the pichter, and abacadabra the milk disapears.

[warmhandedcanadian]

Barbie Pom Poms.

[steffan]

practice numchucks, not for barbie though, she already has enough shit i think