Girlfriend wanted, apply inside.

[heron]

Shaggy Earth papa seeking cool earthy hippie chic to be
good friends with, and to call his girlfriend. She has to be
a strong woman, down with the Mother, shines with the
beauty of the Goddess, and wants to be my ladyfriend.

This is an online relationship, to send sweet emails to
and to have a close relationship with when one might need
it.

Serious inquiry only.

;) or not, you can just tease me, this
is for fun and the chance to meet new friends.

[heron]

no replies.....flattering!

[HybridS]

too bad im not a girl eh?

[HybridS]

btw i dig your beard dude!

[heron]

Thanks, its my summer beard lol, my winter beard is much more impressive =P

You can apply when I post my Boyfriend wanted ad....which i might do now that I think of it.

[HybridS]

lol i dont have a beard im not worthy

[heron]

yeah, but you make a funny face lol...that counts for something.

[HybridS]

haha thats my...wtf your hacking face

[Kali _in_Oz]

No one replied to you Heron??? What the hell is going on???

[HybridS]

if i was a girl i wouldve

[Kali _in_Oz]

Well your quite a good looking young man - he may be tempted anyway!!

[heron]

Thats what i was trying to tell him lol ;)

[HybridS]

ty ty actually he said i should apply in his boyfriend wanted application earlier in the thread

[Kali _in_Oz]

Well then I guess I am no longer required!

**backs slowly out of the room**

[HybridS]

apply now damnit!

[Kali _in_Oz]

For who?? You or Heron??

Or can I have both ??

[HybridS]

thats up to heron but im down

[heron]

hey, is cool.

[HybridS]

i guess thats a yes than kali

[Kali _in_Oz]

Woohoo - it only took 27 years, but finally my worthiness as a girlfriend has been recognised!!!

[HybridS]

~_^ grats!

[ihmurria]

heh, I'd be tempted to apply, but I'm probably not earthy enough and I'm, well, not interested in something online. Not to mention that I already have a delightfully sexy boyfriend :X

[heron]

understandable =)

[HybridS]

you have any pictures

[ihmurria]

you have any pictures
who?
(ps, try clicking the gallery button that appears after people's sigs, folks tend to put photos up in there)

[Bumble]

I'm an earthy mama, but I live far away.

[SithInHeels]

I'm not earthy but I play bagpipes. *laughs*

[earthmomma]

Heron... I think you are a beautiful papa and if I wasnt desperatly in love with my hubby I would be very temped by your offer. btw I'm completely in love with your beard as well..I just want to get lost in it..;)

[heron]

yay!
but i'm not legal yet:(
i am legal online though:)
yep. I'm going to lie, and tell you i'm 18. Now you just have to be happy with that lie.
Except i'm not single either:p
crazy world.

What ever keeps me out of jail :p

[heron]

I'm an earthy mama, but I live far away.

Doesnt mean we cant email ;) You are a pretty little earth mama too =)

Can I sent you a message? i think i like ya.

[heron]

I'm not earthy but I play bagpipes. *laughs*

wow, that almost trumps anything, thats kick ass.

Earthmomma, i am flattered =) I love my beard too, especially my winter coat :)


Lovin all of you mamas, thats my problem most times lol

[Bumble]

Doesnt mean we cant email ;) You are a pretty little earth mama too =)

Can I sent you a message? i think i like ya.Thanks. yeah you can message me any time. :P

[heron]

Will do =) I am glad you responded, will get to work on the wittiest, most charming email ever.

[HybridS]

o.0 yo heron grats :)

[Charise]

Awww, this is so romantic!

[HybridS]

;)

[SithInHeels]

*laughs* Bagpipes aren't the trump afterall. Bumble is a fine lookn' mamma!

Grats and enjoy your words folks! Good times.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/SithInHeels/edna.jpg

[heron]

Come on now, theres always room for a bagpipe playin mama. I'll email you too ;)

[Bumble]

thanks for all the kind words. <3

[Zoomie]

Heron, if I had any jealousy in me I'd be jealous not only of your beard but again, of your creativity. Why didn't I think of this?

I not only cut my beard back to a goatee, I cut off all my hair. 16 inches... :(

[HybridS]

that sux

[Kali _in_Oz]

Suddenly I feel so rejected

[HybridS]

why is that?

[Suncatch22]

This might have been both the funniest AND sweetest thing I have read all day. Just what I needed! Thanks, to all of you!

[fayeautumn]

can your wife apply?

[heron]

I was hoping she would.

[heron]

dont you have better things to do?

[heron]

good, glad you enjoy it. Maybe your girlfriend should apply.

[YellowBellyHippy]

Where can I pick up an application?

[heron]

yellowbelly, no need to apply, youve been top of my list forever. ;)

[ihmurria]

*licks Heron*


I feel like such a hormone crazed person these days :confused:

[Charise]

I feel like such a hormone crazed person these days :confused:You're not the only one....

[astrobreaux]

damn heron looks like you got a quite following. last time i tried something like this was hunting for a real-life g/f, i got every nut case you could think of, mostly really old nasty gay dudes sending me pics of their genetalia looking like a road-kill turtle offering to pay me to slob me up. the worst one was a psycho from virginia that somehow found my home addy and showed up at my door for us to "be together".

[ihmurria]

damn heron looks like you got a quite following. last time i tried something like this was hunting for a real-life g/f, i got every nut case you could think of, mostly really old nasty gay dudes sending me pics of their genetalia looking like a road-kill turtle offering to pay me to slob me up. the worst one was a psycho from virginia that somehow found my home addy and showed up at my door for us to "be together".
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif eep, stalkery people are no damn good
neither is unwanted genital pics

I'll be your girlfriend instead of the creepy folks. I mean, I have my own kind of creepy, but it's not so bad as all that http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/humm.gif

[astrobreaux]

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif eep, stalkery people are no damn good
neither is unwanted genital pics

I'll be your girlfriend instead of the creepy folks. I mean, I have my own kind of creepy, but it's not so bad as all that http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/humm.gifSOLD!!!! i think everyone loves scorpio creepiness, though possibly secretly. heron is the perfect scorpio creepiness example, gotta love him, if you don't, you're lying.

[fayeautumn]

i don't love him :X

[ihmurria]

SOLD!!!! i think everyone loves scorpio creepiness, though possibly secretly. heron is the perfect scorpio creepiness example, gotta love him, if you don't, you're lying.
Scorpio creepiness is sexy at least :X :X

[heron]

Awe, ya so sweet breaux, sure you dont wanna apply? lol.

Scorpios rock!

[DroopySnoopy]

I am a scorpio as well. we are quite creepy. Hella good at the lovin' though.

[astrobreaux]

Awe, ya so sweet breaux, sure you dont wanna apply? lol.

Scorpios rock! i don't think i have the right parts to apply. wait...holdup????? wouldn't that be incest? oh yea you're from mississippi. where everyone gets a big sloppy kiss for their birthday, but no tongue less you're family! would love to screen all applicants for you, since you're such a busy man these days,lmao! i'm highly qualified for the job. you know for a fact i can sniff out psycho chics better than anyone.

[kissya]

i don't love him :XHuh? I thought everybody loved Heron....am I wrong? Cute thread...Heron...

[DroopySnoopy]

Heron is the greatest thing to happen to women since.....tupperware parties. lol

[kissya]

Hummm, I've not been to a tupperware party in years......

[DroopySnoopy]

lol, well put me in a room full of desperate housewives, and i'm a pretty happy camper! :)

[Kastenfrosch]

I'll apply too, for either heron or astro :-D

[heron]

you can be my girlfriend =) mein schonheit

[lovelightlisa]

lets see: its got a beard, and a weird sig

i apply

[astrobreaux]

I'll apply too, for either heron or astro :-Dabout my luck, go out of town and miss out to my brother again. damn hippie pirate...ARRRRR!!!!!! but you still loved.

[earthbyocean]

I saw your sign.. I'd like to apply.. Are there any requirements...
fast hands for... touch typing?
long limbs... for reaching those hard to reach places?
maybe big.. eyes.. to stare into your mighty soul?

[Kaleidescope_eyes]

hehe i'd apply but im only 15 ...

[heron]

I saw your sign.. I'd like to apply.. Are there any requirements...
fast hands for... touch typing?
long limbs... for reaching those hard to reach places?
maybe big.. eyes.. to stare into your mighty soul?

oh my goddess...you win love....you win...

[Kloud_Seven]

It's okay Kali,you weren't COMPLETELY Ignored.

[earthbyocean]

I win!!
The prize?
a potential husband
but probably just a cyber bf... owkay thatss fiiiine
or
maybe a bubble bath with a surprise?

[heron]

depends on the surprise love :p

[earthbyocean]

you can supply the surprise babe ;)