I really wanna have sex.

[indescribability]

Seriously. I haven't so much as seen a pair of tits since I've been on home detention. Everybody fuckin keeps talking about fuckin, and I'm not fuckin anybody. This is driving me fuckin mad.



Oh well, back to porn.

[Boogabaah]

mmmm .. hold on.. thinking about earlier today when i was .. ooh sorry.. nevermind

[indescribability]

mmmm .. hold on.. thinking about earlier today when i was .. ooh sorry.. nevermind
I'm starting to dislike you

[Boogabaah]

I'm starting to dislike you
okay okay i'll "behave" :rolleyes:

[SapphireSerenity]

Haha... I thought it said phone sex.

[ihmurria]

I also need to get laid

but not by you

[crummyrummy]

yeah....what she said.....

[HippyLove]

me too.. although I'm pretty sure you've gotten some more recently than I have adam

[indescribability]

me too.. although I'm pretty sure you've gotten some more recently than I have adam
Somehow I'm doubting this, tremendously.

[HippyLove]

over a year here.... what you got?

[hippychickmommy]

So how long has it actually been? Give us days, weeks, months... http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

[indescribability]

over a year here.... what you got?
OK, well I don't think it's quite that long. I know it's like 7-8 months because I had a license last time I got some. Although that was one time, and the time before that was around 2 years ago.

[HippyLove]

I win.... wait... I don't want to win this one :confused:

[alex714]

Seriously. I haven't so much as seen a pair of tits since I've been on home detention. Everybody fuckin keeps talking about fuckin, and I'm not fuckin anybody. This is driving me fuckin mad.



Oh well, back to porn.


(.)(.)




enjoy my square nipples all over again.

[dhs]

hell chaos, at least you got a decent excuse. my chick pick up skills have gone into rapid decline over the past five years.

oh to be 25 again :(

[alex714]

Ryan, youre 30! still young, come on.

[indescribability]

hell chaos, at least you got a decent excuse. my chick pick up skills have gone into rapid decline over the past five years.

oh to be 25 again :(
For 29.95, you can pick up my book, 'Pimpin with Chaos'

Wow...... I really should write a book on getting chicks. Followed by a book on getting easy money.

[indescribability]

(.)(.)




enjoy my square nipples all over again.
:X Looks l'll just have to keep rounding them out

[Jennifer19]

Seriously. I haven't so much as seen a pair of tits since I've been on home detention. Everybody fuckin keeps talking about fuckin, and I'm not fuckin anybody. This is driving me fuckin mad.



Oh well, back to porn.

I am not having sex either. Well I never have. But you’re not alone. I mean I am not sleeping with anyone at the moment. Life goes on.



You will survive

[indescribability]

I suppose I will survive. Unless I explode from being backed up.

[Raving Sultan]

I highly recommend the jewish chicks

[indescribability]

I'm going more canadian at this time. Glad to see you found my forum though.

[Raving Sultan]

If there was a soundtrack to your forum it would be tool's prison sex.

[Dissident]

I'm going more canadian at this time. Glad to see you found my forum though.


you like the great white north chicks eh

[indescribability]

you like the great white north chicks eh
Kinda. I hear they're easy, is all.

[indescribability]

If there was a soundtrack to your forum it would be tool's prison sex.
atleast it's a co-ed cell block

[dhs]

Ryan, youre 30! still young, come on.

tell that to that to the red hairs on my beard that are starting to lose the battle with the grays

trust me, I still feel completely young and keep trying to tell myself that age is all about attitude, but the mirror agrees with me less and less these days

[Jennifer19]

I suppose I will survive. Unless I explode from being backed up.
Hey shit happens

[indescribability]

Hey shit happens
I don't wanna explode though :&

[Jennifer19]

I don't wanna explode though :&well back to porn it is.

chow

[indescribability]

enjoy your porn.

[Jennifer19]

enjoy your porn.no I meant its back to porn for you. I only look at porn when I am stoned

[indescribability]

no I meant its back to porn for you. I only look at porn when I am stoned
........yeah. good idea.

[Jennifer19]

........yeah. good idea.
well then enjoy your porn

[indescribability]

well then enjoy your porn
I've seen it 1000 times, so probably not. I need to get some new porn. or better yet make some new porn.

[Jennifer19]

I've seen it 1000 times, so probably not. I need to get some new porn. or better yet make some new porn.
their you go.

[ihmurria]

So how long has it actually been? Give us days, weeks, months... http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif
until tonight, one month
which is bizarre for being in a relationship O_o

[indescribability]

until tonight, one month
which is bizarre for being in a relationship O_o
I hate all you non abstaining fuckers.

no pun intended by the way.