For the men.

[indescribability]

Do you eat pussy? Yes, you heard me. Do you or don't you?


Hell, really for the women too. You never know in this day and age.

[indescribability]

Four views and no replies? You guys scared to answer the question, or what?

[rg paddler]

I do - did - have - but I'm a bit of a pussy junkie - like I think it has addictive qualities that turns me into jack nicholson in one of his best roles.

[rg paddler]

no - not easy rider

[HippyLove]

Thats a big negative here

[hippychickmommy]

Adam, you really won't do it? :eek: Tisk, tisk, tisk!

[indescribability]

Adam, you really won't do it? :eek: Tisk, tisk, tisk!
I can't say that I absolutely, positively wont do it, but I definitely avoid it at all costs.

[hippychickmommy]

I can't say that I absolutely, positively wont do it, but I definitely avoid it at all costs.
Bad experience with it, or just an aversion in general?

[indescribability]

One really bad experience, but there were never any good experiences with it.

[alex714]

nope, never have.

[Boogabaah]

One really bad experience, but there were never any good experiences with it.
so.. you're a pussyist.. :confused:

[indescribability]

a pussyist?

[andcrs2]

Something's up.
I tried a single box... instead of one I got four.
Nice...

[Boogabaah]

a pussyist?
you met one bad pussy.. so now you assume they're all bad..

[Boogabaah]

i voted .. "never tried" .. but does my own count?

[indescribability]

you met one bad pussy.. so now you assume they're all bad..
Well I never met a good tasting one either. I just met one really bad one(It farted in my face):confused:

[indescribability]

i voted .. "never tried" .. but does my own count?
. . . . . . . .you can eat your own pussy?

[Boogabaah]

hhmm.. i think you should try again..


no.. but i'm kissed a guy after.. and licked my own fingers

i have typed too much

[indescribability]

hhmm.. i think you should try again..


no.. but i'm kissed a guy after.. and licked my own fingers

i have typed too much
I never liked it but was willing to do it up until that happened.......I'm not falling for that shit again. No way.

This is starting to get interesting.

[Boogabaah]

I never liked it but was willing to do it up until that happened.......I'm not falling for that shit again. No way.

This is starting to get interesting.
:confused: i've had this argument before.. and then i left him

[indescribability]

:confused: i've had this argument before.. and then i left him
Well, you can't exactly leave me. And even if I wont go down on you I'm still funny. Plus, your boyfriend has a bigger mustache than I do, I'm sure he'll give you a ride.

[Jennifer19]

I've never tried it. hell their is alot of thing I have never tried

[Boogabaah]

Well, you can't exactly leave me. And even if I wont go down on you I'm still funny. Plus, your boyfriend has a bigger mustache than I do, I'm sure he'll give you a ride.
yes.. he will.. again and again.. very good at what he does :D

[indescribability]

yes.. he will.. again and again.. very good at what he does :D
Well, the world needs guys like him to do those things so guys like me don't have to.

[Boogabaah]

Well, the world needs guys like him to do those things so guys like me don't have to.
there are women that don't like it.. i happen not to be one of them

[indescribability]

there are women that don't like it.. i happen not to be one of them
well if I wind up with a woman that likes it she can feel free to have somebody else eat her pussy, because I'm not doing it.

if she sucks his dick though, he's dead.

[Boogabaah]

is she supposed to suck yours?:confused:

[indescribability]

is she supposed to suck yours?:confused:
While I must say I love getting head, I respect the fact that some girls may not like it. If they don't then I respect that. Now if they like it or have no problem with it, I do find it offensive if they wont just because I don't like eating pussy. It'd be like me refusing to have sex with a girl just because I like anal sex and she doesn't.

[Boogabaah]

you're strange


or maybe i'm just weird..

but okay.. works for you

[indescribability]

Besides, I'm not very good at it anyway, so if I do it for them chances are they'll pat me on the head and go, "That's ok. Thanks for trying" :rolleyes:

I respect any person that does not like to give oral sex though is what I was saying.

[Boogabaah]

Besides, I'm not very good at it anyway, so if I do it for them chances are they'll pat me on the head and go, "That's ok. Thanks for trying" :rolleyes:

I respect any person that does not like to give oral sex though is what I was saying.
ooh now i get it.. you need an older lady to teach you some new tricks.. don't look at me like that .. NO

[indescribability]

ooh now i get it.. you need an older lady to teach you some new tricks.. don't look at me like that .. NO
you don't want to be my guinnea pig? why not?

in all actuality, I have no desire to be good at oral sex. I do not like it, and doing badly ensures I will not be asked to do it again if I even do it the first time.

[rainbowedskylover]

what do you mean with an ´older lady´. now i get all kinds off horror pics in my head.... of too old ladies

[indescribability]

she's 29. I think she just meant older than myself.

[Boogabaah]

i meant a lady about 87 or so.. she'd know all the tricks

[NoLimit]

I vote Mmmm-mmmmm good

Its been my experience that you should pick something you are good at and just go with it. Donald Trump has real estate, I have pussy eating. Ok, not a fair analogy, but you get the point

[andcrs2]

What's calendar years gotta do with it?

[indescribability]

i meant a lady about 87 or so.. she'd know all the tricks
You're so fired.

[Boogabaah]

You're so fired.
i didn't know i was working.. you owe me backpay

[indescribability]

i didn't know i was working.. you owe me backpay
For what? You never worked. Tis why I fired you.

[warmhandedcanadian]

I think its sad that you dont like it, couldnt you go talk to someone about it?

[indescribability]

Nope. Not really. I'm not sticking my face down there. Aint gonna happen.

[warmhandedcanadian]

well if he aint into it I guess its better that he's honest.

[Boogabaah]

For what? You never worked. Tis why I fired you.
:eek: :eek: :eek:

[indescribability]

:eek: :eek: :eek:
Don't look surprised.

[Raving Sultan]

Eating pussy is fun. really speeds up the foreplay and lubes things up. no fur pies please. and clean is a MUST. you can usually sniff around the area and decide if its good poon or not. if you are having trouble with the taste use your fingers! and stick to the clit.

[indescribability]

stick to the clit.

perhaps that's what I'm missing.

[warmhandedcanadian]

[QUOTE=Raving Sultan]. if you are having trouble with the taste use your fingers! [QUOTE]

what does it taste like?

[mystical_shroom]

(It farted in my face):confused:

HAHAHAH...holy shit, thats one of the funniest things ive heard in a long time..but my condolences...haha, i have no idea why i am laughing so hard at that, ahhhh....

[dhs]

I most certainly enjoy it if the girl enjoys it. Some don't or are not comfortable with it, so I don't press the issue with them much. I'll want to do it because girls in the past had really enjoyed receiving head from me and I want to prove to them that it can be a good thing, but if its not their thing, well, nothing I can really say about that.

[mystical_shroom]

I want to prove to them that it can be a good thing,
now that's dedication...

[indescribability]

HAHAHAH...holy shit, thats one of the funniest things ive heard in a long time..but my condolences...haha, i have no idea why i am laughing so hard at that, ahhhh....
It was probably the utter surprise of it along with the clever use of the :confused: smiley

Also, you fuckers need to sign the visitor log book(check the sticky posts at the top)

[mystical_shroom]

haha, im still laughing my ass off...i can see now why you don't do that anymore, you have been traumatized...haha, im sorry but i was in a crappy mood till i read that...

[indescribability]

Glad to hear that I brightened your day/night/morning/whatever. I'm glad somebody finally found some humor in that.

[mystical_shroom]

yes, i found extreme humor in your misfortune...thank you...

[indescribability]

yes, i found extreme humor in your misfortune...thank you...
I find humor in it now, but back then I wanted to punch it :confused:

[mystical_shroom]

I find humor in it now, but back then I wanted to punch it :confused:

punch it, haha, funny image....
That would have been pretty foul but was she embarrassed or did she act like nothing happen...you should tell that story more often...

[indescribability]

punch it, haha, funny image....
That would have been pretty foul but was she embarrassed or did she act like nothing happen...you should tell that story more often...
I don't know if she was embarrassed or not. She didn't ignore that it happened but all she said was, "oops".

[mystical_shroom]

oops?, wow, for almost shitting in your face she said opps...what a champ...

[tigerlily]

oh.. wait, did she quief, or did she fart? i thought you were saying her pussy farted, not her butt.... i'm confused.

oh and i've personally never tried it, but honestly couldn't get too sexual with a guy who didn't like to give oral... kills the mood for me.

oh and you have a pretty nice forum here

[indescribability]

she quieffed. I was like 17 at the time :confused:

And thank you for the compliment on my forum. Make sure and tell your friends ;)

[_orgazmik_]

Never done it.. I remember being in HS and this guy asked a friend of mine how you eat pussy and he said 'you eat it with a spoon'.. Haha, this thread totally made me think of that.. Ahh, good times!

[andcrs2]

I find humor in it now, but back then I wanted to punch it :confused:Goodness knows what the second attack wave would've been... *Still LMAO*

[indescribability]

Goodness knows what the second attack wave would've been... *Still LMAO*
Second attack? I think it gave everything it had with the first attack.

[lynsey]

Adam you liar you so do. I've never tried it, don't want to try it, not my thing. The thing that prevents me from being a lesbian.

[indescribability]

Adam you liar you so do. I've never tried it, don't want to try it, not my thing. The thing that prevents me from being a lesbian.
I have eaten pussy, but I do not. I don't give a fuck what the girl wont do, I'm not doing it.

[lynsey]

hah well it's not my thing I hate getting it. it's the most uncomtrable and sometimes downright painful thing in the world... I think I'm a lot more sensitive than other girls down there. It's caused relationship problems with almost anyone I've been with ): I don't understand I give head I just don't like to get. I'm a pretty selfish person in every aspect of life except sex. I'm a total giver in the bedroom and I think it throws guys through a loop. I would be offended if a guy didn't want to do it though. I like the offer I just don't want it to be an issue when i say no.I have eaten pussy, but I do not. I don't give a fuck what the girl wont do, I'm not doing it.

[hippychickmommy]

I've only had it by my hubby, and man, I totally love it! At first I was really nervous, didn't think I wanted him to do it, but he insisted. Not forced, mind you, but basically told me to lay back and just enjoy. He took his time, asked me what I liked or didn't like, and tailored his technique to suit me perfectly. I think it is one of the most incredible feelings in the world, and I'm game any time he is, because it's freaking awesome and really, really gets you in the mood for the main course. ;)

I hope that someday you are able to experience how good it really can be! I'm telling you, oh my dear goodness! It's like, make you almost pass out good!

Can you tell I like it? ;)


hah well it's not my thing I hate getting it. it's the most uncomtrable and sometimes downright painful thing in the world...

[Libertine]

I eat pussy. I like it. I am good at it. And I'd rather do it than get a blowjob.

Although, I'd rather fuck than eat pussy. ;)

[Bloody_Kisses]

I eat pussy. I like it. I am good at it. And I'd rather do it than get a blowjob.
well helloooo there ;)

[Bloody_Kisses]

i have given & received head from both males & females. beat that

[Libertine]

well helloooo there ;)
Don't believe me? Try it out. :)

[indescribability]

Don't believe me? Try it out. :)
16 will get you 20 bud.

[Libertine]

Not here, bud.

YOU MAY STILL LIVE IN FASCIST-VILLE.

A.O.C. here is 16. ;)

Any person over the age of 21 years who engages in an act of
unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor who is under 16 years of age
is guilty of either a misdemeanor or a felony, and shall be punished
by imprisonment in a county jail not exceeding one year, or by
imprisonment in the state prison for two, three, or four years.

Some places haven't quite gone Sex-Nazi yet.

[indescribability]

YOU MAY STILL LIVE IN FASCIST-VILLE.

A.O.C. here is 16. ;)
It's 16 here, as well, however, she lives in california - where's it's 18 ;)

[warmhandedcanadian]

I eat pussy. I like it. I am good at it. And I'd rather do it than get a blowjob.

Although, I'd rather fuck than eat pussy. ;)
*raises eyebrow

[warmhandedcanadian]

I eat pussy. I like it. I am good at it. And I'd rather do it than get a blowjob.

Although, I'd rather fuck than eat pussy. ;)that was so intriguing, it made me double post.

[Libertine]

It's 16 here, as well, however, she lives in california - where's it's 18 ;)

I know that. It is indeed 18 as the legal A.O.C. in CA, but the paragraph I posted was from the California State Law. ;)

[Libertine]

that was so intriguing, it made me double post.

:D Well, it's true.

[indescribability]

I know that. It is indeed 18 as the legal A.O.C. in CA, but the paragraph I posted was from the California State Law. ;)
That doesn't even make sense :confused: The paragraph you posted from said 16 as age of consent, not 18.

[themnax]

of course, how could anybody not? well when i care about sex at all. which i don't very much all that much any more. other then to read erotic stories. and maybe get arround to writing one or two one of these days. if and when that ever happens.

=^^=
.../\...

[aphrodite_pretty]

I'll answer on behalf of my boyfriend, who loves going down on me. ;) Just as much as I love going down on him. ;) ;) Trust me, that's a lot.

[lynsey]

you're the only man I know who desn't love to give oral. I don't like getting it. It's a problem in every relationship for me...it's like what queen victoria said...close your eyes, spread your legs and think of england hah

[indescribability]

I'm not the only man I know that doesn't do it. Although most of 'em are black...even though I hate to stereotype it's true. My brother is against it too.

[warmhandedcanadian]

Is it a phase?

( I cant belive this thread came back)

[Raving Sultan]

I like 69, does that count?

[indescribability]

Is it a phase?

( I cant belive this thread came back)
A phase? No. Did you go through a not liking broccoli phase at 22?

Pussy tastes bad to me. that's all it is.

That and the really bad experience :eek:

[lynsey]

most men like it more than sex, seriously you're about the only man that doesn't need it.I'm not the only man I know that doesn't do it. Although most of 'em are black...even though I hate to stereotype it's true. My brother is against it too.

[lynsey]

yeah I don't see how it could taste all that good.

hah spill what was the bad experience?

A phase? No. Did you go through a not liking broccoli phase at 22?

Pussy tastes bad to me. that's all it is.

That and the really bad experience :eek:

[warmhandedcanadian]

I think the girl farted.

That must've been sad... but man you deserve to give it another chance.... I mean your girl deserves it.


Yeah I used to hate parsley, and now I like it, it turns me on....

[indescribability]

I think the girl farted.

That must've been sad... but man you deserve to give it another chance.... I mean your girl deserves it.


Yeah I used to hate parsley, and now I like it, it turns me on....
I've done it waaaaaay more than once. I didn't care for the taste to begin with, but that was the straw that broke the camels back.

[warmhandedcanadian]

what does it taste like? Is it different from girl to girl?

[indescribability]

what does it taste like? Is it different from girl to girl?
Ummm..... not much different between girls. Smells like dry slober though. Like if you've ever fell asleep with your head on your arm and drooled on it. Then woke up and smelled the dry drool..... that's kind of how pussy smells to me :confused:

[warmhandedcanadian]

Oh gross I hate that smell. It really is disgusting.

[indescribability]

Oh gross I hate that smell. It really is disgusting.
Yeah I know. I hate that smell too.