Off topic posts

[indescribability]

Will not be allowed. They will be deleted. Period.

[alex714]

You are SO anal retentive.

[indescribability]

You're retarded if you believe this.

[alex714]

I'm the retard


Failing to tell a good joke.

[rg paddler]

Whys it called cell 13?

[indescribability]

Whys it called cell 13?
That's my personal secret.

[dhs]

I had a roast beef sandwich for dinner tonight

[indescribability]

I had a roast beef sandwich for dinner tonight
Dinner sounds like a good idea.

[Boogabaah]

so i can't go


BURP

for no reason?

[dhs]

apparently talking about a roast beef sandwich is on topic

[indescribability]

Appearantly, this thread was a way to attract attention. Tell people here they can't do something, and they will come to do it.

[indescribability]

so i can't go


BURP

for no reason?


You can burp wherever you want, because if I don't like it, I can get rid of it :eek:

[dhs]

Appearantly, this thread was a way to attract attention. Tell people here they can't do something, and they will come to do it.

so are you saying the true meaning behind this thread is that you are an attention whore http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif j/k

[Boogabaah]

You can burp wherever you want, because if I don't like it, I can get rid of it :eek:
you got an eraser??? LUCKY!!

[indescribability]

Now if I knew how to ban certain people from my forums, I'd be set. Is that possible?

[indescribability]

so are you saying the true meaning behind this thread is that you are an attention whore http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif j/k


Lets call it shameless promotion. And we both know I love the attention.

[Boogabaah]

Is that possible?
who do i look like? i know nothing.. and i like it that way

[ssreetnulov]

Whys it called cell 13?
He likes bondage.

That's the cell his wife puts him in.

'Cause he's rude.

[indescribability]

Not married. I am rude though. Especially to retarded ass little kids.

[HippyLove]

Not married. I am rude though. Especially to retarded ass little kids.
your a meanie head :p

[indescribability]

your a meanie head :p
Yeah well, atleast when I tell somebody we're having sex I don't stand them up :confused:

[HippyLove]

:( I'm sorry... I'll make it up to you!!! I promise!!

[indescribability]

:( I'm sorry... I'll make it up to you!!! I promise!!
I've heard that before :rolleyes:

[HippyLove]

but...but... wait a minute... where is my dinner??? huh?? huh??

[indescribability]

it's sitting here next to the bed

[HippyLove]

oh yea.. well what did you make me??

[indescribability]

oh yea.. well what did you make me??
Big ol' sausage and meat balls.

[HippyLove]

Big ol' sausage and meat balls.
I don't like sausage.. I love meatballs though - its the italian in me
and yes I get the joke hehe

[indescribability]

I don't like sausage.. I love meatballs though - its the italian in me
and yes I get the joke hehe
fine, I'll make stuffed peppers then.

[HippyLove]

eh not a fan of peppers either

[HippyLove]

but you have kept me up way past my bedtime my dear so I will continue this in the morning and you had better think of some better food :p

[indescribability]

what? If I have to cook it, you can atleast think of it lady. Especially since you're not putting out at the moment.

[HippyLove]

you know you're sure tossing that 'lady' thing around pal..


k hint..chicken... pasta...no peppers or onions

[indescribability]

You're going to have to deal with, lady. I call everybody lady. Well except for one person. I call her skeezer.

[crummyrummy]

so, what on earth makes a belgian waffle belgian?

[indescribability]

so, what on earth makes a belgian waffle belgian?
the same thing that makes french fries, french?

[Boogabaah]

german chocolate cake

[indescribability]

ummmm food sounds good.

[Boogabaah]

i'ma make some muffins tomorrow

[indescribability]

oohhhhh blueberry?

[Boogabaah]

almond poppy

[indescribability]

almond and poppy or almond poppy?

[Boogabaah]

vegan almond poppy muffins

[indescribability]

call me when you make some banana nut or some blueberry.

[Boogabaah]

okay


pumpkin muffins sound good too

[crummyrummy]

or corn bread...........

[HippyLove]

You're going to have to deal with, lady. I call everybody lady. Well except for one person. I call her skeezer.
well I don't need you screaming 'oh lady' out in bed... and trust me you will scream :p

[andcrs2]

Need to avoid this Thread... ahh... the images. *g*

[indescribability]

well I don't need you screaming 'oh lady' out in bed... and trust me you will scream :p
<===Is the silent type. I've only had one girl able to make me make noise.

[HippyLove]

<===Is the silent type. I've only had one girl able to make me make noise.
you just haven't been with the right one...yet

[indescribability]

you just haven't been with the right one...yet
Doubtful. I've had a lot of sex, and I've only ever had one actual orgasm.

[HippyLove]

Doubtful. I've had a lot of sex, and I've only ever had one actual orgasm.
hahahaha... you have NO idea... ;) :X

[indescribability]

Well considering you're a no show, and all this food has gone cold, I will remain skeptical.

[HippyLove]

Well considering you're a no show, and all this food has gone cold, I will remain skeptical.
hey you are suppose to be MY sex slave.. so I call the shots - and no more lip outta you!!

[indescribability]

hey you are suppose to be MY sex slave.. so I call the shots - and no more lip outta you!!
read "For the men" you'll get no lip outta me.

[HippyLove]

read "For the men" you'll get no lip outta me.now I don't believe that was stipulated in the agreement

[indescribability]

now I don't believe that was stipulated in the agreement
they type of sex in question was not specified, therefore any type of sex I offer is fulfilling my end of the agreement.

[HippyLove]

they type of sex in question was not specified, therefore any type of sex I offer is fulfilling my end of the agreement.
alright.. I suppose I can handle that since I am getting dinner too

[indescribability]

alright.. I suppose I can handle that since I am getting dinner too
Damn right you can deal with that. . . .now where's my sex?

[HippyLove]

Damn right you can deal with that. . . .now where's my sex?you sure have quite a mouth mister. I may have to cut you off til you learn to respect your master!

[indescribability]

You can't cut me off from something I'm already not getting

[HippyLove]

You can't cut me off from something I'm already not gettingthat's because you don't respect me. :H

[indescribability]

I'll respect you in the morning, I swear :X

[HippyLove]

I'll respect you in the morning, I swear :Xthats right! Bow down!

[warmhandedcanadian]

I washed my car today. It's beautiful outside. I even got a new air freshener... apple.

I was looking for patchouli but they never had it.

[indescribability]

I wish I could wash my car. It's been sitting and getting all dirty from rain and wind storms. It looks so abused these days.

[warmhandedcanadian]

I have 2 huge horkin zits now.

[indescribability]

2 zits is no big deal. My chest has broken out quite a bit since it started getting warm, and my arms are breaking out a bit. Be thankful you've just got 2

[warmhandedcanadian]

My good looks are my business.... my money maker you know?

[andcrs2]

You Good looking?
Send a pic...... preferably full body sans clothing.
Originality (sensuousness) may enhance the Score... *c*

[warmhandedcanadian]

I meant I work with the public:$

[andcrs2]

*nodding*

[warmhandedcanadian]

* puts naked pics away.

[indescribability]

* puts naked pics away.
hey hey hey...... that's completely uncalled for