Random/stupid facts about yourself thread...

[TheLizardQueen]

this should be interesting(and maybe even funny)

hmmm, lets see...

I never wash fruit before I eat it.

[warmhandedcanadian]

that is not a good idea ^

I am afraid of germs.

[Samhain]

i never allow people to wear shoes in my bedroom
S

[Justwow]

i never allow people to wear shoes in my bedroom
SSO DO I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wise and commendable minds think alike!

I sleep like a mummy. I wrap the sheet around myself and I fold my arms over my chest.

[YankNBurn]

People kinda give me the creeps.

[mr.morrison]

i wet the bed till 2nd grade

[InfluentialHarmony]

i'm VERY shy and selectively mute and can't spell for shit

[white_rabbit1967]

i hate looking people in the eye & i like old school rap/hip hop...which is weird.must be my alter-ego talkin.

[MeatWagon499]

being in isolation is the only place I feel comfortable. I could sit in my room for hours wasting time but still content. im shy and when i talk im breif and to the point. id like girls alot more if they didnt talk so frequently.

[wonderboy]

i re-arrange my room about twice a month.

[greenfrog]

I'm allergic to cats and I have a Labradoodle

[Oz!]

Ginger gives me gas

[CrucifiedDreams]

I've been stung by a bee twice.

[themnax]

my sweat is so acid it eats through both cloth and paper.

my toenails are so strong that if i don't remember to clip them (with a pair of bolt cutters) the'll cut through the insides of my shoes rather then curl over and become ingrown like everyone says the're supposed to.

i would have been quadradexterous if my father hadn't insisted on stopping me from developing coordination in my feel and left hand equal to that in my right. i can still do a lot of things with my toes.

i've also been known to lift weights with my nose hairs because my arms are too weak.
ok jk about that last one. that was inspired by something rediculous i've heard about but have never yet seen.

but the first two are absolutely for real.

oh, another real one; when i look at the sun on a summer day it makes me sheeze.

=^^=
.../\...

[rhasta.penguin]

im a very quiet person until you get to know me...and even when ya do, im still pretty silent

[Critter1223]

I am some what of a neat freak ,and germaphobic:) Especially in public places

[rg paddler]

I walked 47 miles to collect a free toaster.I got the wrong address

[Rigamarole]

I walked 47 miles to collect a free toaster.I got the wrong address
47 miles? How did that happen? I'm dubious. Tell us the whole story.

[rg paddler]

47 miles? How did that happen? I'm dubious. Tell us the whole story.

Well alright - even though it's a pure bull thread - my reality IS pure bull.

It was 13 years ago now.My mom used to smoke alot - JPS and she was worried about me being a helpless art student so she sent off her tokens and got a free offer for a toaster so she sent it to me cos I was living with a girl and she was also a helpless art student.So I had a really bad cold and walked to the nearest depot to pick this thing up - they told me it was at the next depot along the coast.So - I don't know why - I just walked - and walked - and walked.I got the toaster and then walked - and walked - and walked back again.My girlfriend was in bed by the time I got back - so I said 'do you want some toast?' I was quite impressed at the time - so I made fuck loads.

[Lemongait]

I've been playing fretless bass for so long now that I'm very clumsy on a regular fretted bass.

[Rigamarole]

I've been playing fretless bass for so long now that I'm very clumsy on a regular fretted bass.
No offense, but how do you play bass with one arm?

[Lemongait]

I'm not sure where you got the idea that I am. Frets have nothing to do with how many arms you use.

[TheLizardQueen]

I never delete my private messages

[ssreetnulov]

i wash my hands roughly 8-15 times a day

[ssreetnulov]

my sweat is so acid it eats through both cloth and paper.

my toenails are so strong that if i don't remember to clip them (with a pair of bolt cutters) the'll cut through the insides of my shoes rather then curl over and become ingrown like everyone says the're supposed to.

i would have been quadradexterous if my father hadn't insisted on stopping me from developing coordination in my feel and left hand equal to that in my right. i can still do a lot of things with my toes.

i've also been known to lift weights with my nose hairs because my arms are too weak.
ok jk about that last one. that was inspired by something rediculous i've heard about but have never yet seen.

but the first two are absolutely for real.

oh, another real one; when i look at the sun on a summer day it makes me sheeze.

=^^=
.../\...
What kind of shoes do you wear exactly?

[themnax]

What kind of shoes do you wear exactly?

SOLID dead cow brown leather! even workboots. the steel towed ones held up ok on the outside but the insides got kind of chewed up anyway.

=^^=
.../\...

[cosmic**girl]

i once managed to trip OVER a tree..
i simply did not see it.
and im even short. i fell flat on my face..

[Rigamarole]

I'm not sure where you got the idea that I am. Frets have nothing to do with how many arms you use.
Well, in your sig pic you only have one arm so I was just wondering.

[SliceNDice]

-two of my toes are webbed together
-I had a birthmark above my crotch, which was removed years ago
-I own 7 WWE championship title belts
-I made a revolver pistol out of K'nex
-I ate an eighth of psychedelic mushrooms once and felt no effects
-I collect the 50 state quarters
-the 1st video game I ever played was Mortal Kombat 2 at a roller skating rink

[lankymidget]

My mobile (cell) phone is on permanent silent/vibrate, yet I still buy loads of ringtones!

[fritz]

I hate shopping.

[free2fly]

I like eating those little pudding cups ... using a baby spoon..

[Make Mangoes Not War]

Uhhhhh...

I'm scared of looking up in high places, yet I do it anyway.

[psychadelicbird]

I can't stand living in one place for too long.
I am terrified of frogs.
I tried to put my foot behind my head once and got stuck.
I just used to self-checkout aisle for the first time yesterday.
I've spent more money on books than anything else in my lifetime.

[fritz]

I tried to put my foot behind my head once and got stuck.Bwahahahaha! ...cracked me up... :D

[Josh_the_Small]

I hate teaching things but I love rattling off things I've learned.

[rg paddler]

I like eating those little pudding cups ... using a baby spoon..

thats truly weird

[free2fly]

lol... why? The pudding cups are small ... and I find I can enjoy the pudding longer if I eat it with a baby spoon .... Ive done it since my teens... well until I lost the spoon .. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif (and I dont have the nerve to go buy a baby spoon for myself lol) ... but ... I just dont get the same pleasure from puddin without the little spoon! :D

[Bloody_Kisses]

i have a few little blonde hairs on each toe. i was diagnosed with insomnia when i was 10. i am self-concious about my teeth, i hate them. i want to live in santa cruz but my heart will always be in lodi, i have a lot of love for this little town as fucked up as it is. i masturbate a lot when im not getting laid. i drink everything out of the container i dont fuck around with cups & shit, i hate doing dishes. okay now ya'll know.

[Rigamarole]

I am terrified of frogs.You too? I'm from NC, where they always come out on summer nights.

My mother once told me a story from when she was a kid, walking around barefoot, and stepped on one.

Ever since then I was absolutely horrified that I would accidently step on one, and images of peeling the mushy, flattened frog off of my shoe haunted me constantly (barefoot, I can't even imagine).

[seancourt]

oh, another real one; when i look at the sun on a summer day it makes me sheeze.

=^^=
.../\...Man, the same thing happens to me

[Bloody_Kisses]

You too? I'm from NC, where they always come out on summer nights.

My mother once told me a story from when she was a kid, walking around barefoot, and stepped on one.

Ever since then I was absolutely horrified that I would accidently step on one, and images of peeling the mushy, flattened frog off of my shoe haunted me constantly (barefoot, I can't even imagine).there is a colony of million & millions of frogs in my complex. they lay eggs in the pool every year, when the pool gate is locked. they hatch about the time the pool is opened, and everyone in the complex has to scoop buckets of tadpoles and carry them to the lake to set them free. but somehow there is always a million frogs around every spring. you can hear them all croaking even when the windows are closed, always when im trying to sleep. im also terrified of stepping on one. i have before, i almost cried & it was disgusting

[free2fly]

You too? I'm from NC, where they always come out on summer nights.

My mother once told me a story from when she was a kid, walking around barefoot, and stepped on one.

Ever since then I was absolutely horrified that I would accidently step on one, and images of peeling the mushy, flattened frog off of my shoe haunted me constantly (barefoot, I can't even imagine).

awww man that reminds me of something icky that would happen sometimes.... when I lived in Beaufort SC ...we had tons of those little tree frogs ... and for some reason they loved climbing onto my glass sliding doors..... well, often someone would open the door unaware and squash the poor little things ... :( ... and I would have to be the one to clean off the icky mess.... so sad....

[Hacker]

^ ^ ^

I get dizzy sometimes from staring at the computer too long without blinking or breathing.

[crummyrummy]

I suck

[Last Stand]

that is not a good idea ^

I am afraid of germs. You are a germ

[Love Fest1969]

I think about killing people all the time.

[Smelly Socks]

-I can only talk on the phone with the phone in my left hand. For some reason it just feels awkward in the right.
-I've never tried fish (except for tuna, which I love) and will never try it.
-I paint my toenails a different color every week.
-I really want to be a vegetarian but I just can't give up hamburgers and hotdogs... :(
-I love big bodies of water but can't swim. Yes, I never learned how to swim.
-I change my hair cut/color at least once a month.

[rebbatskcab]

I named my double bass Ophelia. Because I am a Shakespeare nerd.

[Kinky Ramona]

-My guitar's name is Thursday. Because Thursday is an overlooked day in the week. And my acoustic's name is Claude because it just looks like a Claude.

-I also have my closet arranged in a very specific order and I get very distraught if it is messed with.

-I hate anyone but me doing my laundry because I hate wearing white socks and my parents always lose my colored and character socks.

[LK1]

I have an OBSESSIVE crush on Rick Danko of The Band, Even though he got fat/bloated, would be about 60 now and is Dead... Whenever I hear Rick's voice, I see a picture of him or see him in a recording of a live concert (like the Last Waltz) my heart does backflips

Last year I watched either Titanic or The Last Waltz EVERY day.

I'm forever wishing i could have grown up in the 60s and 70s...

I have a BIG problem with Authority (I dont like people who have authority over me and abuse it... Like teachers)

[TheLizardQueen]

I've been a vegetarian for almost 4 years now

[nimh]

i have a piece of silastic band sitting in my left eye socket under my eye. it weirds me out and i'd like to have it removed

i used to be a vegetarian but it ruined my endocrine system and i totally regret it.

[rg paddler]

i have a piece of silastic band sitting in my left eye socket under my eye. it weirds me out and i'd like to have it removed

i used to be a vegetarian but it ruined my endocrine system and i totally regret it.

fuck that sounds serious but i'll have to look that one up....
ok - i got the word Obstetrics - ok that was all to do with pregancy? -
ok it's not that i don't think.... you must have been in some kind of accident?
- you don't have to talk about it here,if you don't want to - shit hope its not affecting your life too much.
I spent a couple of years teaching piano to people with blindness - was a very enlightening experience

endocrine - ok - 'scuse me while i go to dictionary
ok so endocrine cells travel through the bloodstream to reach all parts of the body - now i gotta find why they do this... ok - i found out - but i won't go on with the explanations.I understand your situation a little better now - and have learnt something too.hope you are managing it as well as you can.love.'scuse me while i say something really stupid in the next post.pm me anytime if you feel like it,ok?

[rg paddler]

i once went playing tennis with a real sexy girl in the woods behind her house.i was wearing white jeans and really needed a shit - i went into the woods - it all went a bit wrong - didn't land where it should have.I ended up trying to make the jeans look fucked up by scrubbing them in the dirt - it went from bad to worse - they looked well - certainly not cool.i emerged out of the undergrowth.she found it funny at first when i explained,but then her 11 year old son turned up and said 'what have you done to your trousers' - there was nothing i could say - i noticed that girl suddenly thinking 'do these things really happen to me?' - it was no longer a smile.on the way home from the woods i was worried that a slight tang in the air might give my whole predicament away

[Love Fest1969]

I never eat breakfast.

[Nalencer]

I refuse to shower more than once a week.

[crummyrummy]

I just saw the Da Vinci Code

[nimh]

I just saw the Da Vinci Codehow'd you like it?

[fritz]

I have an awfully nasty temper. Sometimes the best thing I can manage to do with it is just walk away. I do that plenty. I hope that action is appreciated when exercised. ;)

[TheLizardQueen]

the longest I've gone without showering or washing my hair was 3 weeks

[Nalencer]

I drew on the wall beside my bed, and there are six little guys on there, and I have them worked out into factions - enemy, neutral, and friend (toward me). Anyone want pics? They look pretty funny.

[SliceNDice]

I own a life-sized stuffed penguin named Kirby. He wears a Boston Eagles jersey and a cowboy hat.

[mystik_lilac]

I don't like to wear clothes or shoes

[AerialReaver]

I refuse to shower more than once a week.
me too!

I never cut my toenails but I bite my fingernails right down to where I can see skin....its a bad habit, oh well.

I was so wasted one time I gave a 13 year old e

I've spent more money on music than anything else.

[crummyrummy]

I am totally midlife crisising...but I cant decide where to focus my anxiety....industrial music or hippiedom......

[cloverleaf]

I prefer drinking and eating from disposable cups and plates because I can't stand the thought of somebody else has been using the same ones (even though they've been washed).

[lizziet84]

sounds like you've got obsessive compulsive disorder or mabey you have asbergers syndrom not that i am a doctor or anything its just that your displaying some of the symptems that one may have if they were to have asbergers that's all. My husband has a.s that's why i thaught you may have it. my husband is exactly the same as you when it comes to using plates or cups that other peple have used. HE wont even drink out of a bottle i have drank out of and i am marryed to him for goodness sake! If you use a dishwasher that washes the crockery with water that's over 70 digrees c then there is no chance that you will catch germs from any body that's used them b4. Now washing them by hand, that's a different story because the water can never be hot enough for the germs to be properly killed so i can see why you would use paper plates.

[crummyrummy]

I am about to take a shot of sambuca

[lizziet84]

no we shouldn't by more american products as they are all piles of pish!

[lizziet84]

I was so wasted one time I gave a 13 year old e THAT'S NOTHING TO BE PROWD OF WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THEY DID TAKE IT? YOU COULD HAVE KILLED THEM YOU FUCKIN IDIOTE!

[Kinky Ramona]

I own a life-sized stuffed penguin named Kirby. He wears a Boston Eagles jersey and a cowboy hat.I have a stuffed penguin named Ephrim. He's stuffed with those little squishy pellets that are in those neat Sqush pillows.

[IllusoryFreedom]

I still eat dinosaur-shaped spaghettios, and I never microwave them.

I hate wearing socks and shoes, but I love those novelty socks with the pictures or designs on them.

I haven't had my hair cut for almost three years and I don't plan on getting it cut again anytime soon. People seem to think long, yet slightly messy hair with split-ends is prettier than shorter, yet neat looking hair anyway.

One of my feet is slightly longer than the other, though luckily not enough as to require different sized shoes.

I have to have a straw to drink anything.

[trailerparkboy]

I can't spell bannanna

[bassplaya]

One of my feet is slightly longer than the other, though luckily not enough as to require different sized shoes.

my feet are like that too (as are everyones)

[DroopySnoopy]

Whenever I buy a new cd, I can spend hours listening to the same two songs...

[themnax]

i never buy anything unless i already know as much as can be known about it and it's something i really really want, unless it's something everone else insists i have to have, in which case if they want me to have it so bad why the hell don't they buy it for me themselves?

i'm a love me love my 'dog' kind of person. my 'dog' is the kind of world i'd rather be living in.

one other stupid factoid about me: i was born. (possibly multiple times, but i'll leave that speculation up to your personal taste)

=^^=
.../\...

[siimon palsy]

I peel bananas backwards. It's easier that way.

[makno]

im seriously depressed , somehow im paralized by just how fucked up the good old usa has become and the slim possibilities of actualy achieving a real life or even a few days of actual fun .......i seem to be on a defacto strike , i get nothing done with or without drugs .

[MollyBloom]

im a very quiet person until you get to know me...and even when ya do, im still pretty silent
Haha. So cute.

hmm. random fact...White towels and white sheets make me nervous, like I'm in a hospital. I can't use them.

[AshBlessing]

I've never had a migraine or ridden in a taxi, and I climbed the highest mountain in New York State.

[CrucifiedDreams]

I'm incredibly terrified of Taxis

[fritz]

I hate the color pink.


...& I fucking hate Barbie too! :P

[acid*rain~bow]

- i'm STILL afraid of dogs (even though that childhood trauma happened some 19yrs ago...and i can't even remember)

- when i was small i used to "act out conflicts" with my left and right hand...my left and right side have been in a continuous power struggle ever since.

- the things my memory is able to remember best seem to be really random/stupid facts/details.....like phone numbers from friends from back in primary school (or their hair style in the year xy or their pets' names or what clothes they had on for my 9th birthday...), the names of psychiatric wards in various countries, funny names of people i found in the telephone book, funny names of places, dates when something specific in my life happened, REALLY useless shit/"knowledge" i picked up somewhere in books/the internet/tv.....AND the names of songs/interpreters

- airports make me aggressive

- tea is my #1 drug of choice...and i'm HIGHLY addicted

- i cannot, absolutely lack the ability to live without the sun for very long (without feeling as good as in summer - i might add - to explain how i've survived all past autumns/winters :p ), they way i feel is extremely dependent on what it's like outside

- i will not let anyone/anything touch my hair except myself and water...no hairdressers, no, not even shampoo

- i worship pigs

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[TopNotchStoner]

I have rediculously large ears, as portrayed in my sig pic.

[dixie_pixy]

I have a bad habit of throwing dirty cloths back in the drawers(sp) I got them out of. And sometimes wearing them again.

I use to wear padded bras because I was self concious.
I still want a boob job.

I really can't cook very well.
I don't eat red-meat.
Fish is my favorite food.

I have an extremly horrible obcession with faeries. It's bad I tell yah! My car is filled with them, I always dress up with wings, I spent $40 on a statue of a fairy, fairy callender, sheets, cups, jewlery boxes, pictures, statues, books... everything. I'm getting a pair of faerie wings tattooed on my back in the next few months.

I fake orgasims. Not as much as I use to though.

Thats all I can think of now!

[Love Fest1969]

I have seen every episode of M*A*S*H, The Twilight Zone & The Honeymooners.

[fritz]

I am directionally challenged. For real.

[vinster]

I speak spanish

[shrimp_gumbo]

The sun makes me sneeze.

[satirul]

i hate speaking on the phone.
i swim naked in a canal in front of people's houses at night.
i have a kitten infested garden.i think people throw them in,they're too many.
i hate hot food
i have some 10-20 horrizontal paralel,10-15 cm long scars on my back.they've appeared suddenly about 2 years ago and haven't got any better.guess it's stigmata :p
i'm really good at improvising stuff.just made a fan out of an old casette-player,some boxes and duct tape.
i think lazyness is the main reason for technological advancement

[watsawhosapeanut]

i cry when i see big spiders

[/jumanji]

i fucking hate tissues

[fairydustdreams65]

I cant look people in the eye,and if i notice them lookin me in the eye i look down ,I hate laughing or having people seeing me smile when i catch someone looking at me as i laugh I stop laughing .I think its from when i was younger my father used to hit me if i laughed when he was in a bad mood I guess its like a natral reaction now .I dont do it as much now as i did when i was younger but i still do it once in a while

[indian~summer]

I cant look people in the eye,and if i notice them lookin me in the eye i look down ,I hate laughing or having people seeing me smile when i catch someone looking at me as i laugh I stop laughing .I think its from when i was younger my father used to hit me if i laughed when he was in a bad mood I guess its like a natral reaction now .I dont do it as much now as i did when i was younger but i still do it once in a while
aw thats terrible, when i was younger i hardly ever smiled, no one ever hit me i don't know i just never smiled and i felt self conscious when i did, but you shouldn't feel like that, when you let people in thats when you make real connections. all it takes is a simple look or a smile to make someones day. don't feel bad for feeling good, don't let your father ruin that for you.
~love :)

[indian~summer]

random stupid fact about myself...i have an eye brow twitch(apparently) and whenever i'm joking about something or being mischievous my eye brow goes up..:D

[TopNotchStoner]

Well, I'm pleasantly fucked up right now.

[okeefe]

I've never been to the beach or seen the ocean.

[gesone]

I hate being disturbed when I'm eating. I always sleep naked.

[dirty_boots]

--I always take the second plate from the pile.
--I cant sleep without listening to music first.
--I love spinning around in circles till I fall over.
--I cant keep my back to an open door.
--I don’t understand other people most of the time.

[CrucifiedDreams]

I can't sleep without the door closed.

[spooner]

I have no problem killing animals.

[PsyGrunge]

I am THE messiah

[chameleon_789]

I am scared of my mother, and I can't sleep without staying awake until I'm basically unconsciouss.

[aphrodite_pretty]

~ I love the supernatural.
~ I can sense spirits in the room.
~ I was born on November (11th month) 4th, 1981, same day as my grandfather, at 11:11 p.m. So the 11th month and the 11th hour at the 11th minute.
~ My parents were born on the same day -- July 1st, Canada Day.
~ My father was buried on my (and my grandfather's) birthday.
~ I'm the only left handed one in my immediate family. I also have a cousin who is the only right handed one in his immediate family.

[shaina]

i'm always cold and the only way i ever get really warm is when a really warm blooded person wraps there arms around me or holds me in bed.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

I love to take pictures. We went on vacation recently and I took over a thousand in two weeks.

[fritz]

Ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent. ;)

(a close friend of mine, who's been dead for a few years used to say that a lot...popped into my head for some reason tonight)

[wonderboy]

i don't mind cottonmouth at all when i get stoned

i'm always paranoid of making too much noise and bothering people (stoned or not - it comes from my dad always wanting me to be quiet all the time when i was younger)

[bkcmar]

I hate wearing clothing, shoes and socks, therefore I'm a nudist and a barefooter.
I hate to shower, therefore I shower only on days that I work.
I have the ability to pick up stuff with my toes.
I'm a slob.
If I drop food on the floor, I'll pick it up and eat it. 10 second rule.
Most of my belongings were found on the street, purchased from thrift stores or rummage/yard sales. I hate new stuff. I love broken in, well worn stuff.
I cannot cook. But, I'm the microwave queen.
If I eat a good meal and I'm at home, I'll lick the plate or the container it was in.

[Professor Jumbo]

I live on a boat.
I too can pick up things with my toes. I can even tie knots with them.
I used to live out of a backpack.

[makno]

i had a dog once named aloe vera .....im partial to gals with black hair ....i wear size 11 sneekers .

[crummyrummy]

makno used to irritate me.....he hasnt recently...... i dig goth chicks.

[SugarStash]

I am terrified of being pinched.
I collect baby-sitters club books b/c I'm afraid that by the time I have a daughter, they won't be around anymore.
I cannot burp.

[Ganja_Goo_Ninja]

I..

- like peanut butter. to an unhealthy extent. it's just plain wrong.
- play the upright bass
- don't stop till I get enough

[Daedalus]

I have three distinct personalities as a direct result of an extended meth binge several years ago.

[ripple]

In public restroom I never touch anything other than me with my hands

[themnax]

many facts about me are both random and stupid. so where should i start?
they would, however, only be even more so, were i to attempt
to immitate everyone else the way so many other people do.

=^^=
.../\...

[ElChivato]

i think lizardqueen's signature is awesome and adorable. :)

[yyyesiam2]

the first time I ever got the courage to flirt with a cute girl-7th grade-I told a joke, and while we were laughing I blew a gigantic nose bubble that refused to pop. it just kept growing. we both stopped laughing, stared at each other with horrified expressions for a couple of seconds, then turned to the blackboard. we never talked again.

[PapaChulo]

I have a belly button

[Mad_Hatterxx]

Lets see.

-I was born during a mild earthquake, right after wheel of fortune.
-My dad used to put me to sleep by playing Pink Floyd on guitar for me.
-I'm almost 14 and I can't sleep without the TV on.
-I'm terrified of the dark.
-I hate being on a balcany and looking up. Freaks me out.
-I see things in my room.
-It's getting harder and harder for me to trust people.
-One of my dogs weighs 83 pounds, the other weighs 6.

[verseau_miracle]

-My hands are always cold
-I too enjoy peanut butter far too much
-I speak French when im tired or not concentrating and first thing in the morning, and English most other times
-I cant sleep unless the room is dark, silent and the door is closed. I also must have at least two pillows
-The height requirement to be a flight attendant here in Britain is usually 5ft2...I am 5ft1, but because i can reach up so high theyve let me through the system anyway
-I have been vegetarian for 5 years and vegan for 2 months

[verseau_miracle]

-My boobs grow and shrink according to how they feel
-I have lived in three countries
-I get restless if im in the same place for too long
-My boyfriend is my best friend

[lazysunbird]

My elbows are double jointed.

[NightRose]

I compulsively shower at leased once EVERY day. I literally refuse to go anywhere without one.

[Spirit OF The Forest]

-I can control my lazy eye, and make my 'good eye' drift intentionally.
-I can't swim.

[cannabiskid420]

I am sexually aroused by grilled cheese sandwiches

[Miss_Tambourine_Girl]

i just took a shit for the 4th time today.

[Basil]

I'm a complete nerd hippie. I'm always questioning my sexuality.

[Mrs.H]

I watch pro wrestling.

regularly.

And LIKE it.

[DQ Veg]

I watch pro wrestling.

regularly.

And LIKE it.I never would have thunk it....:eek:

[Emo Bitch]

i hate being around people...
but i'm afraid to be alone....

[Emo Bitch]

i love porno...

[Emo Bitch]

i drink waaaay too much...

[ChristadelicFlower]

i was raised by goats

[WeeDMaN]

One time I walked into a stop sign while talking to a friend. The other time I walked into a telephone pole while talking to a friend. Ive only worn a condom once during sex, and it broke. Im a lazy shit. People think Im laid back and mellow but really I get nervous around people I dont know. I used to laugh at handicapped people(its bad I know). Im from Germany but most people either ask me if Im lebonese, or native canadian. I cant speak my mother language but I can understand it. I hate my ex gf. I stole 120 bucks from a crackhead once. every now and then I go onto my buddys nex(he doesnt know I know his pass) and turn his status from heterosexual to homosexual and see how long it takes for him to notice it(ussually when a gay guy calls him cute). I think Im depressed but I cant tell because sometimes Im rushing with happiness the other time i jus wanna lay down and die. I dont trust anybody. I hate the police with a passion. The guy that sat beside me in math class is the guy that stabbed somebody by this mall after school. Even tho I never do it, maybe once or twice every 6 months, I constantly think about coke. When Idrink I get crazy. I like some Akon. I listened to britney spears when I was like 8. no matter how many times I clean my room it always comes back messy. Im 17 and havent written a learners test yet. I failed gr 7 8 and 9 but they passed me anyways(including gr 10). I smoke way to much ganja. holy shit I jus realized theres alot of shit wrong with me :(

[Vegan Girl]

-I have an affection for designer labels, specifically Juicy Couture and Gucci
-I think pageants should be abolished
-I have several pairs of American Eagle sweatpants and they are all grey
-I smoke weed everyday
-I have been in two very serious car accidents (once I went under a semi and once I had someone make a left hand turn in front of me and I plowed into them at 60 mph) and walked away virtually unscathed, the worst injury being a cracked rib
-I am afraid of dead things
-I am bipolar
-Animal products disgust me, but I can't throw away the leather products I have. I just won't buy more.

[MindManifestation]

I dont shower really often, not because I dont like showering, but because I really hate drying off...

[neponiatka]

Smoked weed for the first time yesterday....

[Old Gregg]

I have a Mangina

[johnnystillcantread]

every now and then I go onto my buddys nex(he doesnt know I know his pass) and turn his status from heterosexual to homosexual and see how long it takes for him to notice it(ussually when a gay guy calls him cute).
That’s a way funny thing to do. And if you don’t mind I’m going to steal your joke and play it on a friend of mine. Cheers

[EuphoricLove]

I never take one shower a day

[katyismename]

i'm going to austria on friday :o
and its my 17th bday tomorrow.

[Aeshura]

One time, on a dare, I smoked a cigarette, backwards

[Aeshura]

i was raised by goatsI like your quote

[NecroDynamic]

I've never done drugs, or even received a shot in my life. Not even when I was a baby.

[Old Gregg]

I have an A+ in Ecconomics, I made a Crumble in class, my teacher said is was the best !!!!

[Jac]

i can't bite in to sandwichs, i have to break little bits off. i can't step on the 5th step of the stairs and i can't touch sponges. don't ask why i can't do any of them things i just can't.

[myself]

I have to wash my hair every two days.

[katyismename]

I've never done drugs, or even received a shot in my life. Not even when I was a baby.

so you've never had caffeine or alcohol ? wow.

[neponiatka]

i'm fond of telling fairy-tales to my three little sisters
they advise me to become a fairy-taler rather than an interpreter

[luCKYgirl875]

a lot of girls get on my nerves and usually piss me off by how they act or talk. im so laid back, i can only really hang out w/ other laid back girls

[Hobes]

i was raped when i was 4-6
by some guy not my rants don't freak out

[indian~summer]

drinking rum makes me want to lay on a beach :)
i love rum, last night was a rum night..and it was good :D

[JethroZoso]

i hate looking people in the eye & i like old school rap/hip hop...which is weird.must be my alter-ego talkin.Me too. I love Jethro Tull, Zep, Doors, Creedance but I also like Run DMC and Beastie Boys :)

Facts about myself? I can be so selfish that if I admitted the whole reality of it too myself, i'd probably go insane and punish myself....again. :P

On a lighter note...... nope can't think of anything :)

[shaman_stig]

my bedroom was done out like a jungle with plastic trees and crape paper vines till i was 15 i loved that room

[Hobes]

i spent 5 minuets looking for my last post

[sourdiesel06]

Pancakes always seem to disappoint me.

[CrucifiedDreams]

I have a blue case for my iPod.

[~silent~serenity~]

I fucking hate french frys

[~silent~serenity~]

I get so stressed out my eye twitches

[CrucifiedDreams]

No matter how many people are around me I still feel alone.

[Axis: Bold As Love]

I Am The Resurrection

[lulla]

Math lessons are always making me so nervous that I've drawn all my notebook full of some quite stupid stuff.

[chameleon_789]

I think the majority of humans are either naive or completely insane. Anyone who considers pouring concrete over lifeforms and cutting out animals wombs a fair action really doesn't understand/care about the nature of life.

[Vegan Girl]

i can't for the life of me care about reality tv

[texasmade3]

i hate a tape worm inside my stomache and it itches like crazy

[texasmade3]

and i also have the exact same scar on my stomache in the same spot as will ferel does.

[crummyrummy]

I have never dodged a draft.

[The_Walrus]

I like to wear headbands every day. My favorite one is green with white polka dots.

[chameleon_789]

I see stuff you should only really see when you're not sober.

[Zadria]

-Left-Handed
-Lived in five different countries
-Hate the smell of chocolate
-Often watch TV with the sound off

[crummyrummy]

I have a hole in right leg of my pajamas.

Bonus: my pajamas dont have feet.

[CK420]

i have thoughts waaaay down inside my head like "i wana kill so and so"
that go against everything i believe in

[ChicosDeBama]

I love vampire movies, games, or anything else with vampires in it, yet I've been scared to death of them since I was little. I always pull the covers over my neck when I go to sleep.
I can't stand silence. I think it's because I breathe really loud, and people used to get really mad at me at school because of it. So now there has to be something to drown out my breathing. If it gets too quiet, I'll actually end up stop breathing all together until there's some noise.
I love wrestling, but haven't watched it on tv in a long time.
I'm even a backyard wrestler myself.
I have never smoked pot, even though everyone at my school thinks I do.
I cannot go underwater. This is probably because I almost drowned at WaterWorld when I was little.
I'll probably post alot more later.

[enfys moon]

i am obsessed with neatness and having everything straight and perfectly lined up.. except for wall posters.. they have to be sideways/crooked otherwise i get really agitated..

[stonedmonkiwana]

I always watch movies with the captions on..

[beautifulhippie2]

I have a smally puppy dow paw print look alike thingy on my right leg....like a birth mark! It's light tan. Kinda weird eh?!?!?!?!

[kidsmoke]

I have "FUN" tattooed on my ribcage in carnival lettering.

[Krsna Bhakti]

I have a girl wearing a green polo and pink boy cut underwear tatooed on my my left arm. :) I love girls who wear them lol :tongue: About the only thing that turns me on to a point of almost total lack of sensual control on my part!

[maryjanegirl_2005]

I hate it when people correct me.

[Giant]

I am well paid.

What? thats a fine fact.

[Miss_Beatle]

I'm extremely observant, and tend to notice little mistakes in movies which aren't meant to be noticed.

[CrystalShip]

My first smoke EVER was hash, and that was 5 days ago.
Fucked me up pretty bad w, but it was worth it :D

[Biida]

When I was really little, I used to steal the uncooked bacon from out of the meat door, hide under our dining room table and eat it while I read Archie comics.

My mom never figured it out! :D

[legend 1967]

I enjoy the company of dogs & cats

[l-foote]

i have one flat foot

[WalkTheSky]

I'm right-handed, but I wear my watch on my left hand (normally people wear their watch on their dominant hand).
I was born on my mother's birthday.

[Hiplikethat]

i hate to wear shoes and have about 100 pairs of socks

[enigmatic_void]

i didn`t used to know you could get lung infections, until i got gladular fever, got every illness and nearly died.
i used to be alcoholic until a prescription unrelated stopped me from being able to drink again.
i started dying my hair black-blue, and black-purple at age 14yr 7month. from stress i got eczema on my scalp and no longer could at age 18

[Nicksteckler10]

I cant sleep laying on my back because I know that a spider will fall down onto my face.

[rebelfight420]

>I have bad ocd
>shaved my head for 30 dollars so I could buy clothes for homeless ppl
>skip school ALL the time
>obessed with bacon
>suck at playing any musical instrument

[Cuban]

I smoke Kretek Cigarettes. (Cloves. Ex. Djarum Blacks.)
I have a very bad habit of not living in the same place for too long.
Some people bite their nails...I destroy mine.
I have such bad insomnia that after a few weeks, I will pass out from exhaustion for an undefined ammount of time. Usually a day or so.
I write in all capital letters.
I work for Starbucks.
My hands will "steam" when I am outside in the cold weather because they never get cold, unlike many females. (I used to use that as a great opportunity to hold hands with cute girls in highschool.)
I absolutely cannot stand dishonesty.

[madcap]

I like living in my head, and watching how stupid some other people can just be sometimes..

[WillWorkForPeace27]

my favorite part of the my school day, is going to the bathroom, I'm alone and safe.........haha wowww

[verseau_miracle]

I dream in Franglais
Me and my boyfriend call going to sleep "going to Neptune". Sometimes i wonder where we do actually go
I love our bunnies like children
My ovarian cysts got larger than they should have because i was embarassed to talk about the problem

[airotciv]

I don't like anyone using my pillow, and if I catch 'em...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v701/Gemimages/pillow.gif

[vactom]

My dick is larger than hipforums.

[CrucifiedDreams]

I enjoy lifting weights.

[slaterr]

i have voices in my head
but they speak in spanish so i cant understand what theyr saying

[Freakymetalchik]

Ever since i saw irobot, i've been kind of scared that robots are going to take over the world.
i cant trust people.

[YouRemindMeOfYou]

I have to brush my teeth 6 times a day or i'll freak.

[KarissaIsStoned]

I'm afraid of moving out and having to make my own decisions because I'm going to make the wrong choices and just smoke pot and be a bum the rest of my life.
I'd rather be a pothead than go to college and get a nice job.
I haven't told anyone yet, but I want to live out of a backpack, and I never want to be employed again.
I used to be a straight A student and aspired to be someone very important when I grew up.
Now that I'm grown up, I want to be a nobody, and I want to spend my life being a hippie and smoking pot.
When I have kids, I want them to grow up and be hippies, too.

[yo-yo]

i have to smell everything..

[come_do_drawrings]

my toes can point straight up.. and usually do when I'm happy

[bexperienced]

I have a trend of dropping all of the friends I have at any given time and moving on to a whole other set of people.

[crummyrummy]

I recently sliced open my thumb making scrambled eggs

[WoodRat]

I don't do enough drugs.

[Dark||Nomad]

I think zombies are theoretically possible.

[chameleon_789]

I always try to stay aware that I was a sperm and an egg once, and that the implication of that if you trace it far enough back is that I've been alive since the dawn of time..

I also worry that I'm never going to find a girlfriend if I keep thinking like that, which I guess is why most sane people don't.

[gemstar]

^ ^ ^

I get dizzy sometimes from staring at the computer too long without blinking or breathing.

Breathe....man breathe....
:H


Madonna makes me "cringe" just looking at her much less listening to her..makes me want to poke my eyes and eardrums out with hat pins.
I could eat sushi, crab legs and oysters pretty much every single day of the week...if I could afford it. I have truly considered becomming a lesbian nun. I think morning breath has got to be the worst smell in the world...almost and goopie things in peoples eyes and that nasty corner of the mouth spittle that turns white and gets stringy makes me gag.

[gemstar]

I think zombies are theoretically possible.

Oh yeah...and zombies and clowns terrify the crap out of me.

[crummyrummy]

I like to watch golf on TV from time to time.

[redyelruc]

I have four permanent scars on my body, all from alcohol-related incidents.

[Greengirl]

i have an addiction to coffe with milk. i am even making one right now.

[sanja_serbia]

These last few days I spent in nothing but a bathing suit because it's hot like in hell here.......:(

[madlizard]

I bite the skin around
my nails
until it bleeds
on a daily basis.

[redyelruc]

There is an ever-increasing amount of hair in the plughole of my shower.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i find nerdy guys attractive.

but not too nerdy.. nerdy as in.. eric forman (that 70;s show) nerdy. not nerdy as in steve erkle nerdy..

[A593]

I shave my legs, while still being physically attracted to women

[seanguardia]

I have an OBSESSIVE crush on Hilary Duff..... It's kinda creppy actually.

[veroness]

when i hear strange nosies at night, i still pull my covers over my head.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

im still going to shave an outline of a heart with my pubes. im still waiting for them to grow back though -- i'll give it 3 more days...

[moLatoff]

I wait to pick my nose for a week or more so I have some good crusty boogers to snack on by week's end.

[redyelruc]

I only own one pair of trainers.

[Ganja_Goo_Ninja]

I'm coo coo for coco puffs.

[nextGENERATIONhippie]

im sitting in foront of a compter typing this sentence right now

[Naoki_ninja]

im addicted to popcicles and cookies. *Gasp*-shocking. (unless you know me) :D

[Wormed]

i'm the coolest cat around.

[redyelruc]

I have eaten dog and will one day try cat-meat for sure.

[sanja_serbia]

I'm too naive......

[moLatoff]

I can hold a cigarette and scratch my nuts at the same time.

[crummyrummy]

I am not a dancing girl

[WVHippie]

my probation officer doesnt think i smoke weed.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i prefer playing the guitar in my underwear... playing guitar just isnt the same if you're not half naked.

[crummyrummy]

I have heat rash on my armpits

[redyelruc]

I got extremely drunk last night and then drove my motocycle 15kms home.

Now that is a very stupid fact.

[sanja_serbia]

I got extremely drunk last night and then drove my motocycle 15kms home.

Now that is a very stupid fact.Indeed it is.

[Freakymetalchik]

I can't find my lighter :(

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i finally shaved that outline of a heart with my pubes.

its so rockin'!!!

[redyelruc]

I really, badly need a haircut.

[mamaKCita]

i like plucking my eyebrows.

[A_Lonely_Road]

My drink has walked off again.

[mamaKCita]

i cew my nails to the quick, then when i get anxious, i chew the skin, too.

[crummyrummy]

I have never used PCP

[moLatoff]

My warts haven't come back.

[mamaKCita]

i never got rid of mine.

[moLatoff]

ha!

I trim my ear hair.

[mamaKCita]

i pick at cracks in my feet.