I sharted........

[Gh0sTiNnyc]

If you have ever sharted........

SHARTED: (Shar-Ted): to attempt to fart and shit on one's self.

just fess up and admit to it.......hey it happens.




*this ought to be interesting*

[Gh0sTiNnyc]

the worst ever was when I was hippy-flippin' (shrooms & xtc) a truly volitile combo...

i was obviously all sorts of fucked up... but i was hanging and rubbing on this hot mama. things were going very well:she was topless, so was i.

we all know shrooms can mess up the digestive track, plus the speediness of the X. well, i felt a fart coming on. it slipped and so did a little extra........

had to pretend to be sick and run to the bathroom, clean up, and hide the soiled evidence.

luckily she was as fucked as i and didn't realize but it was really embarassing and me tripped out ass couldn't get over it all trip long.

i still finished up and made the mama happy,but still sharting sux.....

[Professor Jumbo]

I've done that when I was sick with the flu once or twice. Not the thing with the hot mama and the shrooms & X, the thing with the farting and shitting. I mean, I've done the thing with the shrooms and the hot mama, just not at the same same time as the farting, shitting, and flu. Those were two totally seperate incidents.

[Gh0sTiNnyc]

thanx 1st to post

[madcrappie]

IM sure everybody has done that before. if they said they havent, they are lying.

[lucyinthesky]

oh yeah that's common when i'm sick lol.

mmm yeah baby, do me now.

[Professor Jumbo]

Well, some people are into that kind of thing http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

[mr.morrison]

you dont mean like a big piece of crap. ive done like a little wet browness,pretty nasty. took way too much DXM one night and it fucked up my stomach real bad. barfed and pretty much pissed out my ass. the next day my stomach wasnt in the best condition and i sharted once or twice

[Nalencer]

Did it once in a public bathroom when I was sick. Luckily I was wearing long johns. They caught it, so I just cleaned up and took them off. But it was one of the most disgusting things that has ever happened to me.

[HippyFreek2004]

Just recently actually....In the middle of Safeway...

I'm having some mild contractions/gas pains...I feel the muchneeded feeling of a fart coming on...and so I let one out...and then have to waddle my preggo ass to the bathroom to clean myself up...So humiliating...:(

[synaptic aether]

never.

and i never will.

[Gh0sTiNnyc]

yep sensus says...
sharting sux

[Boogabaah]

i know this "hoochie mama" and she told me she once sharted while wearing a thong and mini skirt at work AHAHAHA..

[Gh0sTiNnyc]

oh thats nasty.... what a wretched sight...

[Boogabaah]

i can't even begin to imagine.. ahaha.. poor girl though..

[earthmomma]

A friend of mine told me that a girl at his prom got so piss drunk that she sharted all over her self...prom dress and all... i would have just died...:eek:

[short-man420]

mmm yeah baby, do me now.
wtf?

[Gh0sTiNnyc]

A friend of mine told me that a girl at his prom got so piss drunk that she sharted all over her self...prom dress and all... i would have just died...:eek:
classic... but did she shart or just shit herself...

its only sharting if you are attempting to release a fart when the shit comes out.

[Lying in a field]

I used to hate having diorreah as a kid and leaking every time i farted. I don't really remember any particular incident.

One thing I do remember was during my Church days I was at a Christian camp where we were learning to be bunkhouse leaders for young campers and we spent a good part of one night learning how to suck air into our butts and fart it out again at will. Once you've mastered the skill, you can pretty much do it anywhere, but in the beginning you have to bend over and hold your cheeks apart to get the air in. One of the guys was particularly good so we turned all the lights off and he got in the centre of the room and let off some gigantic farts after which we hear an "Oh no", then we ask "what?" and he says, "I think I nuggeted", so he pulls up his pants and turns the light on and holds up a big chunk and everyone starts running round the room yelling "NUGGET! NUGGET!"

Sad times, sad times.

[Gh0sTiNnyc]

yes very...

[SLammon420]

I sharted on a car ride home and had to sit on top of shit in my pants for about 45 mins. You can't imagine the rashes that this gives.

[TheShow]

Last summer I had to do some work on my kitchen sink. So naturally I got stoned because I prefer to do my house work when I'm stoned and I crawl under the sink and thought I had to fart and sure enough SHART!! My roommates laughed when I shared the story that night over beers and bowls.

[Professor Jumbo]

. . . .he got in the centre of the room and let off some gigantic farts after which we hear an "Oh no", then we ask "what?" and he says, "I think I nuggeted", so he pulls up his pants and turns the light on and holds up a big chunk and everyone starts running round the room yelling "NUGGET! NUGGET!"

Sad times, sad times.Sad? Thats not sad, thats sick and disturbing. He picked up a "chunk" you mean he picked up a piece of his shit!? Sick and disturbing.

[Lying in a field]

Ok man, as much as the guy might have been acting stupid, he didn't mean for it to happen and better in his hand then on the floor, you dig?