The Circle Jerk

[TheGanjaKing]

Lets go

[Anaconda man]

I need something appropriate to make the anaconda rise?

[TheGanjaKing]

I need something appropriate to make the anaconda rise?


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/ganja728/img_0157.jpg

it worked for me

[Anaconda man]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/ganja728/img_0157.jpg

it worked for me :eek: I'm removing the anaconda after seeing that, lol

[hippychickmommy]

Forgive me for sounding lame, but what exactly is the circle jerk? :confused:

[Anaconda man]

http://www.efanzines.com/EK/eI21/transvestite.jpg Is that what you're into is it?

[andcrs2]

Lame isn't the same as not Knowing is it? *puzzled look*

Thought lame was...... ah...... different.

[TheGanjaKing]

1. circle jerk

How they had fun back in the innocent fifties.

John: You goin' cow-tippin' tonight?
Joe: No, we done did that last night. Come on over for a circle jerk at 7:00. We have a picture of Suzy in a yellow polka-dot bikini.
John: I hope we don't get no spots on her.

1. circle jerk

1.) When a group of males sit in a circle, jerking each other off.

2.) *NOT* when a group of males stand in a circle to jerk off onto a cookie or anything of the sort. That retarded frat game is called "Limp Biscuit"... which kind of indirectly explains why the band of the same namesake is so fucking horrible.

Circle jerking is fun for the whole family.

[hippychickmommy]

Ahhh, I see. Sounds kind of hot. :p



1. circle jerk

How they had fun back in the innocent fifties.

John: You goin' cow-tippin' tonight?
Joe: No, we done did that last night. Come on over for a circle jerk at 7:00. We have a picture of Suzy in a yellow polka-dot bikini.
John: I hope we don't get no spots on her.

1. circle jerk

1.) When a group of males sit in a circle, jerking each other off.

2.) *NOT* when a group of males stand in a circle to jerk off onto a cookie or anything of the sort. That retarded frat game is called "Limp Biscuit"... which kind of indirectly explains why the band of the same namesake is so fucking horrible.

Circle jerking is fun for the whole family.

[TheGanjaKing]

Ahhh, I see. Sounds kind of hot. :p


this coming from you? wow. so its true that all chicks like gay porn just as much as guys like lesbo porn

[hippychickmommy]

this coming from you? wow. so its true that all chicks like gay porn just as much as guys like lesbo porn
I know, it's shocking isn't it? I asked my husband this morning if he knew what circle jerks were and he nearly spit his tea out because he started laughing so hard. Obviously he knew what they were. I asked him if he had ever done something like that and he said no. I figured as much, but I enjoyed talking and about it anyway. ;)

I've only seen one porn, and it was an amateur one that my best friend and I snagged from my mother's fiance's stash at the time. It was probably 11 years ago. I remember she and I laughing our butts off watching it, it was hilarious, really cheesy. :p

[TheGanjaKing]

amateur gay porn? that always makes my dick hard and my mouth water

[alex714]

can women participate in the circle jerk?

[Anaconda man]

can women participate in the circle jerk? I think it's best if they do.

[TheGanjaKing]

can women participate in the circle jerk?


what exactly would you be jerking? your freakishly large clit that looks like a small wang?

[alex714]

what exactly would you be jerking? your freakishly large clit that looks like a small wang?

This is why I asked if I could join in



I guess not

[TheGanjaKing]

This is why I asked if I could join in



I guess not


well if you have a freakishly large clit that looks like a cock, then yes. you may join.

[hippychickmommy]

amateur gay porn? that always makes my dick hard and my mouth water
No, it wasn't gay porn, it was straight.

[TheGanjaKing]

gay porn is way better than straight porn..... there isn't even a comparison.

[hippychickmommy]

gay porn is way better than straight porn..... there isn't even a comparison.
Heheheh, I'll take your word for it. ;)

[TheGanjaKing]

word...now you know thats not my style.....pics pics pics

[hippychickmommy]

True, true. You are quite visual. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Mrs.H]

How did I miss this topic?

Two big thumbs up from this lady!

[hippychickmommy]

Heheheh, so I take it you find the thought rather intruging as well Mrs. H? http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Mrs.H]

Heheheh, so I take it you find the thought rather intruging as well Mrs. H? http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif
It is outstanding.

How can any hetero female NOT think that is hot?
:p

[hippychickmommy]

I don't know!

[Mrs.H]

See!

They are something to behold... up close...

[hippychickmommy]

*gasps* Mrs. H! Have you seen it before?! :eek:

[Mrs.H]

*gasps* Mrs. H! Have you seen it before?! :eek:no comment.

:&

[hippychickmommy]

Oh my, oh my, oh my! You naughty, naughty girl! :H

[Mrs.H]

Oh my, oh my, oh my! You naughty, naughty girl! :HI cannot confirm or deny anything!

Ok, it was years ago...

[hippychickmommy]

Ahem...care to elaborate? http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Mrs.H]

Ahem...care to elaborate? http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gifI had a pretty wild senior year. And I don't know that I want to get into it on the forum, but...

[hippychickmommy]

Heheheh, I understand. I'm still in shock though, never would have thought you would have seen something like that up close and personal! Wow.

[Mrs.H]

Heheheh, I understand. I'm still in shock though, never would have thought you would have seen something like that up close and personal! Wow.Haha! If you really want details, PM me.


;)

[hippychickmommy]

Heheheh, don't know if I could handle it or not! http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif I feel so naive!

[Mrs.H]

Heheheh, don't know if I could handle it or not! http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif I feel so naive!haha

It's not something people see everyday. I didn't go looking for it, it just happened... long story, but don't feel naive!

[hippychickmommy]

You're innocent, yet wild. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Mrs.H]

You're innocent, yet wild. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gifI think WE are innocent yet wild.

;)

[hippychickmommy]

Yes, I think you're right. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

[andcrs2]

Anyone else Thinking PMs suck right about now?

[hippychickmommy]

Heheheh, andcrs wants to hear the story Mrs. H!

[Mrs.H]

Anyone else Thinking PMs suck right about now?I <3 PMs!

:sunglasse

[Mrs.H]

Heheheh, andcrs wants to hear the story Mrs. H!Yeah HE wants to hear the story...

haha

I don't want to incriminate anyone. :eek:

PMs not PMS.

:cool:

[Hacker]

Ok, you two are too much!!! I can't concentrate on work thanks to you!!!

:p

[hippychickmommy]

Awww, poor Hacker. Guess you're going to have to give Mrs. H. a spanking when you get home. :p

[Mrs.H]

Ok, you two are too much!!! I can't concentrate on work thanks to you!!!

:phaha!

Wanna re-live a fond memory?

Then get your work done so you can be home on time!

:H

[Hacker]

Awww, poor Hacker. Guess you're going to have to give Mrs. H. a spanking when you get home. :p
You are NOT helping!!!!

Well, wait... you COULD help with the spanking part...

I am going to go look at some code now.

Thanks for the "pick me up"!

;)

[Mrs.H]

You are NOT helping!!!!

Well, wait... you COULD help with the spanking part...

I am going to go look at some code now.

Thanks for the "pick me up"!

;)Quit trying to pick up my friends!!!

I saw her first! haha

I think we have derailed this thread.

:&

[hippychickmommy]

I think we have derailed this thread.

:&Heheheh, but isn't that how most threads end up?

[Mrs.H]

Heheheh, but isn't that how most threads end up?I've noticed that too...

Maybe it's just the threads WE are on?

haha

[hippychickmommy]

Nah, I think a vast majority of them end up that way, regardless of whether or not we're on them. :D

[Mrs.H]

Nah, I think a vast majority of them end up that way, regardless of whether or not we're on them. :DI think this thread HAS proven something to me... there are a lot of lurkers reading these...

haha

PM city!

[hippychickmommy]

Oh wow, that's kind of freaky about the PMs. I was going to mention something about some spanking involving my hubby and I the other morning but decided against it. *blushes*

[Mrs.H]

Oh wow, that's kind of freaky about the PMs. I was going to mention something about some spanking involving my hubby and I the other morning but decided against it. *blushes*I think I am corrupting you!!!

HAHA!!!

Come on... out with it!!!

[hippychickmommy]

Yes, perhaps you really are corrupting me. Shame on you! Shame, shame!

Ummm...okay, I got spanked the other morning by my hubby because I didn't wear any panties to bed and he discovered this in the morning while snuggling up behind me. He called me a naughty girl and gave me a good, delicious whacking across my bare bottom. And then he made mad, passionate love to me afterwards. And I loved, loved, loved it.

There. Satisfied?

[driftwood_74]

Now that's just plane and simple HOT!!! I'm satisfied.

[Mrs.H]

yummy!

Next time take pictures!

haha

I think it is so awesome that you are so in love. I love hearing about people being so in love.

When you get to feeling naughty though... I'll tell you some storieeeeeessss...

:eek:

Yes, perhaps you really are corrupting me. Shame on you! Shame, shame!

Ummm...okay, I got spanked the other morning by my hubby because I didn't wear any panties to bed and he discovered this in the morning. He called me a naughty girl and gave me a good whacking across my bare bottom. And then he made mad, passionate love to me afterwards. And I loved, loved, loved it.

There. Satisfied?

[hippychickmommy]

I think I'm the color of crimson now thank you very much!

[Mrs.H]

I think I'm the color of crimson now thank you very much!haha, don't be shy or embarrassed! It's ok to get a little deviant every now and then. Especially when you are a hottie!

;)

I predict you and your hubby are gonna have a good time tonight...

haha

[hippychickmommy]

Me? Hottie? Thank you! :D

Heheheh, you could be right about the good time. That is, if he's feeling better. He's sick at the moment. Although, that still usually doesn't stop him from enjoying. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Mrs.H]

Me? Hottie? Thank you! :D

Heheheh, you could be right about the good time. That is, if he's feeling better. He's sick at the moment. Although, that still usually doesn't stop him from enjoying. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gifAwww... that's crappy. I'm sure you will make him feel better. I think you are both very attractive people. Give him a tight spanking for me too!!! ;)

haha

[hippychickmommy]

I've been pampering him like crazy, even moreso than I usually do (and I spoil him rotten normally) but I'm probably getting on his nerves asking if he feels okay every 5 minutes (he says I'm not, that he likes it and thinks it's cute but maybe he's just being nice. Haha!). But I was worried because he thought he might have a kidney infection, so it's freaked me out. I went out last night and got him some cranberry juice and have been making him drink lots of fluids. I think he's okay though. He got paranoid because someone he works with mentioned that his back pain he was having could be due to a kidney infection, and it got him all freaked out, and me as well.

But I think we're good. He's got a really bad cold though, feels like crap. My kids all have a cold too, but luckily it's not too bad. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

[hippychickmommy]

Anyway...I'm derailing the topic.

Circle Jerk. Continue. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Mrs.H]

Anyway...I'm derailing the topic.

Circle Jerk. Continue. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gifHAHA!

You are absolutely adorable!

[hippychickmommy]

Awww...I like that you called me adorable. Sweet!

[Mrs.H]

Awww...I like that you called me adorable. Sweet!I wanna come hang out with you!!!!

:)

[hippychickmommy]

I think you'd be fun to hang out with! I bet we'd get along well, we're a lot alike!

[Mrs.H]

I think I would get you into LOADS of trouble though!!!

haha!

But we sure would have fun doing it!

;)

I think you'd be fun to hang out with! I bet we'd get along well, we're a lot alike!

[driftwood_74]

I bet people would mistake you for sisters if you hung out together. You are both so beautiful.

[Mrs.H]

We'd have lots of fun I know that much! And thanks for the compliment!

;)

I bet people would mistake you for sisters if you hung out together. You are both so beautiful.

[ihmurria]

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

just
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[Mrs.H]

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What, you wanna come along?


:p

haha!

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

just
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[ihmurria]

:&

What, you wanna come along?


:p

haha!
hell yes!!!

aha, mostly it was hippychickmommy's spanking story... she seems so terribly terribly innocent, and yet, that was so hot. such craziness

[Mrs.H]

hell yes!!!

aha, mostly it was hippychickmommy's spanking story... she seems so terribly terribly innocent, and yet, that was so hot. such crazinessYeah, it's ok to feel turned on by that. At least that's what I keep telling myself.

:p

[TheGanjaKing]

stop being so god damned nice in my forum.

[Mrs.H]

Oh lighten up.

:$

What do you expect us to be like when the topic is circle jerks?

It makes us happy.

stop being so god damned nice in my forum.

[TheGanjaKing]

Oh lighten up.

:$

What do you expect us to be like when the topic is circle jerks?

It makes us happy.


well at least talk about jerking in a circle then....

[Mrs.H]

well at least talk about jerking in a circle then....Ok, Does it HAVE to be in a circle? Or could it be a triangle or square too?

How about an Octagonal Jerk?


All of this talk is getting me hot...

[ihmurria]

let's have a pyramidal jerk, or a conical jerk..

make it 3d, multileveled, bwahahaa. sphere jerk

*sigh* weird day

[Mrs.H]

OOOOOOhhhhhhh, a spherical jerk would be awesome... especially if you got to sit in the center and watch...

:p

let's have a pyramidal jerk, or a conical jerk..

make it 3d, multileveled, bwahahaa. sphere jerk

*sigh* weird day

[ihmurria]

OOOOOOhhhhhhh, a spherical jerk would be awesome... especially if you got to sit in the center and watch...

:p

bwhaahahaa... you've got a dirty mind, just like me! ;)

[Mrs.H]

bwhaahahaa... you've got a dirty mind, just like me! ;)I might be worse... I completed the thought in my head, but couldn't bring myself to type it...


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[hippychickmommy]

I think I would get you into LOADS of trouble though!!!

haha!

But we sure would have fun doing it!

;)More corrupting! *puts hands on sides of head in mock horror* Nooo! Haven't you done enough damage already?! ;)

[hippychickmommy]

hell yes!!!

aha, mostly it was hippychickmommy's spanking story... she seems so terribly terribly innocent, and yet, that was so hot. such craziness
Yes, I am quite innocent, yet naughty at the same time. Good, fun combination. ;)

[Mrs.H]

More corrupting! *puts hands on sides of head in mock horror* Nooo! haven't you do enough damage already! ;)Nope, not yet... but I will get to you... You will come over to the dark side!!!!


haha!

:X

[hippychickmommy]

stop being so god damned nice in my forum.
Nice? Nice?! We're being nice?! I thought we were being naughty! :p

[hippychickmommy]

Nope, not yet... but I will get to you... You will come over to the dark side!!!!


haha!

:X
Uh-oh. I'm scared. :( Hold me!

;)

[ihmurria]

I might be worse... I completed the thought in my head, but couldn't bring myself to type it...


:& uhoh, now I wanna know!


ps I got that pic, it looks suuuper funkadelic

[Mrs.H]

Nice? Nice?! We're being nice?! I thought we were being naughty! :pBeing naughty is pretty nice sometimes...

:D

[Mrs.H]

uhoh, now I wanna know!


ps I got that pick, it looks suuuper funkadelicI think if you work at it you can fill in my surprise ending...

haha!!

And yeah, that pic was neat - your red hair set it off into different colors. Way cool!

[hippychickmommy]

Yes, it can be. But so can being nice. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

I'm a good girl, really I am! I feel so naughty for spilling my story in here! *hangs head in shame* But at the same time, I feel...invigorated!

[Mrs.H]

haha, don't feel bad... You aren't getting graphic or gross, i think it was very sweet and innocent enough. And downright sexy too!

;)

Yes, it can be. But so can being nice. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

I'm a good girl, really I am! I feel so naughty for spilling my story in here! *hangs head in shame* But at the same time, I feel...excited!

[hippychickmommy]

I bet people would mistake you for sisters if you hung out together. You are both so beautiful.
Awww, thankyou my friend. *blushes*

[ihmurria]

... And downright sexy too!

;)
definitely! but in a really sweet, loving way, because you can tell that you and your guy have such a good relationship hippychickmommy

[hippychickmommy]

haha, don't feel bad... You aren't getting graphic or gross, i think it was very sweet and innocent enough. And downright sexy too!

;)
Well that's cool then...*breathes a sigh of relief*

[Mrs.H]

definitely! but in a really sweet, loving way, because you can tell that you and your guy have such a good relationship hippychickmommyThat's true. It makes me feel good hearing some of your stories. Isn't love wonderful?

:)

[hippychickmommy]

definitely! but in a really sweet, loving way, because you can tell that you and your guy have such a good relationship hippychickmommy
Yes, you're right. Sometimes I feel like it can't be happening, that I can actually love him so much. But yet, I do. And the best part is, I love him more now than I did the day we were married. :)

Okay and now I'll hush up before Ganja gets mad and accuses me of being too nice and spoiling his thread. ;)

[hippychickmommy]

Isn't love wonderful?

:)
Absolutely.

[Mrs.H]

You are the sweetest thing, but I'd still love to be a fly on the wall in your bedroom... I know you have a wild side you keep private...

;)

Well that's cool then...*breathes a sigh of relief*

[Mrs.H]

Circle Jerks are wonderful too!!!

(That was for Ganja...)


Yes, you're right. Sometimes I feel like it can't be happening, that I can actually love him so much. But yet, I do. And the best part is, I love him more now than I did the day we were married. :)

Okay and now I'll hush up before Ganja gets mad and accuses me of being too nice and spoiling his thread. ;)

[hippychickmommy]

You are the sweetest thing, but I'd still love to be a fly on the wall in your bedroom... I know you have a wild side you keep private...

;)
I won't argue that. ;)

[Mrs.H]

I won't argue that. ;)I KNEW it!!!

:p

It's the sweet and quiet ones that are so crazy in bed...

But, that's enough. Ganja created this thread to discuss the art of a good circle jerk. And guys want to tell us what this is like from a man's perspective?

;)

[Anaconda man]

Women can perform in a circle jerk can't they? Lol, I don't know the rules, being a circle jerk virgin. I hope women can participate, it'd make it a lot more fun. ;)

[Mrs.H]

I don't know the specific rules, but I think they could definitely be "involved"...

;)

Women can perform in a circle jerk can't they? Lol, I don't know the rules, being a circle jerk virgin. I hope women can participate, it'd make it a lot more fun. ;)

[Anaconda man]

I don't know the specific rules, but I think they could definitely be "involved"...

;) I should certainly hope so, it sounds like a depressing process without the mommas. ;)

[andcrs2]

Invigorated! is Good.

[TheGanjaKing]

it wouldn't be called a jerk if women did it....more like a rub

[Anaconda man]

it wouldn't be called a jerk if women did it....more like a rub We could call it "The Circle Of Orgasmic Pleasure"? "TCOOP"

[TheGanjaKing]

well, lets bring this one back from the dead, just cuz its an epic thread

[orison319]

let get started.... in here..

squirt... squirt...

[orison319]

it wouldn't be called a jerk if women did it....more like a rubits called jilling off.. like jack and jill..

[TheGanjaKing]

hmmm, thats an interesting one. so this will stay a co-ed circle jerk

[orison319]

girls are shy though... they should be proud to jilloff...

[TheGanjaKing]

girls need to be naked more. then maybe they would be more inclined to masturbate more. which in turn would create spontaneous public co-ed circle jerks in cities all over the world. It would be a beautiful thing

[mystical_shroom]

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/NSync.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/kaeli/dummies2.jpg....

[Dave_techie]

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/NSync.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/kaeli/dummies2.jpg....


I love you for that first graphic shroomy...

[mystical_shroom]

Hahah, yeah, it's great isn't it...

needs to be on a t-shirt...

[orison319]

Hahah, yeah, it's great isn't it...

needs to be on a t-shirtsure will offend someone.. like NERDS> and me..

[orison319]

Misty May make me jerk any minute now.. dong.. wang... wong. J..

[orison319]

dont watch the olympics and post here.

Misty may tie it up..

Misty may shoots it out of bounds..

Misty has retooled her game.. wtf..

[mystical_shroom]

sure will offend someone.. like NERDS> and me..

why, you a fan of nsync..?...

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f177/RUCRIUS/NSYNC2.jpg

[orison319]

I matsturbate over My Sink is that the same thing??

[mystical_shroom]

Does it make you smile...?

[orison319]

I guess, I usually have my eyes closed Ill have to look in the mirror next time.

[Dave_techie]

sure will offend someone.. like NERDS> and me..


I'm a nerd... and I think it's awesome.

[orison319]

whats awesome, jacking off in the sink? its easier to hit than the toilet..
or you can just go fucking mad in the shower...

Ganja. likes showers, now we know why...

[TheGanjaKing]

yes, the shower means NO cleanup

[orison319]

or you could fill the tub and if your girlfreinds are so inclined, you can blow a load and have em go pearl diving.. slurp..
(I have a a very fucked up imagination)...

[TheGanjaKing]

or you could fill the tub and if your girlfreinds are so inclined, you can blow a load and have em go pearl diving.. slurp..
(I have a a very fucked up imagination)...

pearl diving would be tough in my tub.... its not very deep

[orison319]

public pools are cool too...

[TheGanjaKing]

public pools are cool too...

now thats an idea

[orison319]

but you never know who else has some pearls floating in the pool...

[TheGanjaKing]

it doesn't matter. pearls are all created equal..... i'd like to see some other things floating in the pool too as a matter of fact.

[orison319]

I hear underwater sports like enemas are the new craze.

[TheGanjaKing]

that would be the ideal way to do enemas.......get like 15 or 20 people to all do them at once in a pool..... 100% coverage for everyone.

think of the smell. and the floating solids........

[OldTroll]

Yes, perhaps you really are corrupting me. Shame on you! Shame, shame!

Ummm...okay, I got spanked the other morning by my hubby because I didn't wear any panties to bed and he discovered this in the morning while snuggling up behind me. He called me a naughty girl and gave me a good, delicious whacking across my bare bottom. And then he made mad, passionate love to me afterwards. And I loved, loved, loved it.

There. Satisfied?As they say on the internet: Without pics it didn't happen!

[TheGanjaKing]

lets see some pics of your nuts first