Suicide Cult

[ericf]

I am thinking of starting a suicide cult. ;) Anyone in?

I expect you to give me all your possessions, recruit at least 5 people, be castrated, and die on command. I will have to remain behind -- of course -- so that my massive charima can attract new meat (ahem... members).

:D

[cerridwen]

Sounds like fun... Would you like me to bring the Kool-Aid and black candles?

[ericf]

That would be great. Now, we just need to get Nike to sponsor us with free shoes. I think we could also use some robes and other junk but we'll have to get by on what we have. ;)

[Dolphin~Rider]

No. But thank you for asking.:)

[Spiritforces]

Do you let yur followers smoke something after you asked them to die? (their last one u know)

[ericf]

Sure, smoke away. But if it is crack or something illegal don't get arrested doing it. You can smoke before I ask you to die. It is a suicide cult... and if cigs aren't a form of suicide I don't know what they are! Of course, so is everything else enjoyable... :p

[cerridwen]

sounds like fun... we ought to find a big empty barn too... and hold a cult-stock concert to attract the young people....

[Nathan11]

sounds like fun... we ought to find a big empty barn too... and hold a cult-stock concert to attract the young people....
Sounds like fun to me.

Too bad I already have found the new messiah, eh?

[chickenchoker]

I am thinking of starting a suicide cult. ;) Anyone in?

I expect you to give me all your possessions, recruit at least 5 people, be castrated, and die on command. I will have to remain behind -- of course -- so that my massive charima can attract new meat (ahem... members).

:DI'm in, but since I know so much more about you than this I'll have to be the leader.

cc

[atropine]

oooh how many virgins do i get in heaven? :P if its less than ten then ill have to act silly while dieing to make everyone look stupid

[BlackGuardXIII]

oooh how many virgins do i get in heaven? :P if its less than ten then ill have to act silly while dieing to make everyone look stupid
Can I help the members off themselves? I don't mind.

[loveflower]

Too bad I already have found the new messiah, eh?

who's that?

[BlackGuardXIII]

sounds like fun...we all gotta go some time.... why not in a mass suicide?
I'll gladly donate all my possessions, as long as that includes debts. I possess many more minusses than plusses that you are welcome to have.'
And also, if you don't get snipped, or do yourself in, it could be bad for morale.
Just a thought.

[gonjbob]

be careful the FBI's on your ass ;)

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[hkseo100]

hahahahahahahahahahah just kiddin but seriously lack of the shit