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alex714
02-26-2006, 08:24 PM
I knew this girl


She went home with some random guy one night, completely wrecked

Anyways, theyre in bed and when she went to grab for some lube, she picked up the wrong tube. Went for the peppermint foot lotion for mistake and slathered it all over her parts http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif


Man, that story never gets old. I reckon peppermint anything on your lady parts would sting like a fucking bitch.
ihmurria
02-26-2006, 08:26 PM
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

oww

I mean, having some flavoured lube would be cool

but... peppermint? Ouch!
alex714
02-26-2006, 08:27 PM
She was and probably still is a dirty slut so its okay to laugh :D
dhs
02-26-2006, 08:29 PM
I recall several years ago being drunk at a Superbowl party and putting that peppermint stuff on my nipples in front of a room full of people http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif
ihmurria
02-26-2006, 08:31 PM
*cringes* I still remember when I licked my finger after using some vaporub stuff (and had wiped it off butnot washed it off)... it was all pinchy and unpleasant, I can't even imagine what menthol/mint/vaporub stuff would do to genitals, owww
Boogabaah
02-26-2006, 08:33 PM
someone once told me his wife had washed her "parts" with dr bonners peppermint soap.. :eek:
TheGanjaKing
02-26-2006, 09:16 PM
holy fuck....LMFAO :D
alex714
02-26-2006, 10:29 PM
holy fuck....LMFAO :D
ya, I thought youd like that one :H
TheGanjaKing
02-26-2006, 11:45 PM
ya, I thought youd like that one :H
its rather arousing.
NaturaAtraSpiritus
02-27-2006, 12:02 AM
They have peppermint condoms for a "tingling" sensation.

And that new warming sensation stuff...
alex714
02-27-2006, 01:20 AM
its rather arousing.

what if I were to say that the girl I speak of is really me?
TheGanjaKing
02-27-2006, 01:35 AM
what if I were to say that the girl I speak of is really me?
I'd probably piss my pants.
indescribability
02-27-2006, 01:37 AM
that has to be horribly painful
alex714
02-27-2006, 01:41 AM
I'd probably piss my pants.

Well, it wasnt.


I dont sleep around. But, its a fun story to tell people. :p
TheGanjaKing
02-27-2006, 01:42 AM
Well, it wasnt.


I dont sleep around. But, its a fun story to tell people. :p
I would have pissed my pants from laughing
alex714
02-27-2006, 01:43 AM
I would have pissed my pants from laughing
Oh well, I guess your pants are staying dry tonight.
TheGanjaKing
02-27-2006, 01:44 AM
Oh well, I guess your pants are staying dry tonight.
no, cuz now I'm picturing it happening to you....
alex714
02-27-2006, 01:46 AM
no, cuz now I'm picturing it happening to you....
Im picturing it happening to you as well. You slut you, stop sleeping around with random guys.
TheGanjaKing
02-27-2006, 01:47 AM
Im picturing it happening to you as well. You slut you, stop sleeping around with random guys.
I thought the randomness was hot....
alex714
02-27-2006, 01:53 AM
I thought the randomness was hot....

Not when you start using peppermint foot lotion as your lubricant
TheGanjaKing
02-27-2006, 01:55 AM
Not when you start using peppermint foot lotion as your lubricant
I thought you'd enjoy seeing me in pain
alex714
02-27-2006, 01:56 AM
I thought you'd enjoy seeing me in pain
No, I only like it when Im the one being inflicted with pain


Someones falling behind again..................
ihmurria
02-27-2006, 01:57 AM
No, I only like it when Im the one being inflicted with pain


Someones falling behind again..................
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif
*writes this down for future reference*
alex714
02-27-2006, 01:59 AM
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif
*writes this down for future reference*

Atleast someones paying attention


PS: I love your new hair colour :D
ihmurria
02-27-2006, 02:01 AM
Atleast someones paying attention


PS: I love your new hair colour :D
wheee! At least someone likes it :D

hey, did you hear? Hiro and I are also getting married - I proposed a threeway marriage. If you want, I can bring the whips and chains to the honeymoon http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/devil.gif
alex714
02-27-2006, 02:06 AM
wheee! At least someone likes it :D

hey, did you hear? Hiro and I are also getting married - I proposed a threeway marriage. If you want, I can bring the whips and chains to the honeymoon http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/devil.gif

Oh, my, I did not hear of this

As long as whips and chains are involved, Im up for anything :D
TheGanjaKing
02-27-2006, 02:07 AM
Oh, my, I did not hear of this

As long as whips and chains are involved, Im up for anything :D
I see how it is.
alex714
02-27-2006, 02:09 AM
I see how it is.
Are we not in an open relationship, handsome?
TheGanjaKing
02-27-2006, 02:10 AM
Are we not in an open relationship, handsome?
oh, I thought when you said open you were talking about your legs and my ass cheeks.....but ok.
alex714
02-27-2006, 02:12 AM
oh, I thought when you said open you were talking about your legs and my ass cheeks.....but ok.
Fine, Ill drop Hiro and Ihmurria, youre totally worth it.


Sorry ladies, I have a sick addiction to him :(
TheGanjaKing
02-27-2006, 02:13 AM
Fine, Ill drop Hiro and Ihmurria, youre totally worth it.


Sorry ladies, I have a sick addiction to him :(
sick is such an understatement....
alex714
02-27-2006, 02:14 AM
sick is such an understatement....

:D Youre right. Its beyond sick at this point.
TheGanjaKing
02-27-2006, 02:15 AM
:D Youre right. Its beyond sick at this point.
even grotesque, which usually works, isn't even close.
alex714
02-27-2006, 02:16 AM
even grotesque, which usually works, isn't even close.

:& Id stop if I could







but I cant.
TheGanjaKing
02-27-2006, 02:16 AM
:& Id stop if I could







but I cant.
you wouldn't stop even IF you could..... you are too far in now.
alex714
02-27-2006, 02:17 AM
you wouldn't stop even IF you could..... you are too far in now.
You sucked me in, you bastard
TheGanjaKing
02-27-2006, 02:18 AM
You sucked me in, you bastard
it was all part of my elaborate scheme.
alex714
02-27-2006, 02:19 AM
it was all part of my elaborate scheme.


great, youve gotten me all hot and bothered again talking like that.
TheGanjaKing
02-27-2006, 11:21 PM
did you bother to rub one off?
alex714
03-09-2006, 01:13 AM
No, I am abstaining



ps, I love this thread. That story has got to be one of my favs to tell people.
TheGanjaKing
03-09-2006, 01:23 AM
No, I am abstaining



ps, I love this thread. That story has got to be one of my favs to tell people.
you tell others? I'm flattered :)
alex714
03-09-2006, 01:41 AM
you tell others? I'm flattered :)


you didnt answer me about owning a pair of steel toe work boots or not, handsome
TheGanjaKing
03-09-2006, 01:54 AM
you didnt answer me about owning a pair of steel toe work boots or not, handsome
when did you ask that question? I'm not sure if I do anymore or not..... I used to.
alex714
03-09-2006, 02:09 AM
when did you ask that question? I'm not sure if I do anymore or not..... I used to.
Im not joking here



They turn me on faster than you can say shit damn fuck
TheGanjaKing
03-09-2006, 07:20 PM
Im not joking here



They turn me on faster than you can say shit damn fuck
I don't have steel toes anymore. they wore out and I've been too fucking cheap to buy new ones. Bad idea really cuz I keep dropping shit on my feet.
alex714
03-10-2006, 12:42 AM
I don't have steel toes anymore. they wore out and I've been too fucking cheap to buy new ones. Bad idea really cuz I keep dropping shit on my feet.
the sooner you get a new pair the sooner I'll fuck you
TheGanjaKing
03-10-2006, 01:00 AM
the sooner you get a new pair the sooner I'll fuck you
they are expensive.....and I'm a cheap mother fucker. Can I just give you 3 in the pink and 2 in the stink instead? wait, shit, that doesn't work as well as 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink. that would take a thumb, and thats alreayd up MY ass