Innocent jokes

[ZBChrist]

Although I am always a fan of the dirty joke, it is always fun to hear the occaisonal clean, innocent joke... for instance:

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? because he was feeling crummy

anyone else have jokes like this?

[Rasputin]

Q. whats brown and sticky?
A. a stick.

oldest joke in the world but still my favorite.

[Taylor]

Why did the tomato blush?

Cos he saw the salad dressing.

[cosmic**girl]

There's a man who goes to the library and sees a frog there, who takes out 10 books.
The next day, the man goes back to the library and sees the frog return the ten books, and check out another 16 books! The man is very curious to how the frog reads these books so quickly so he decides to follow him home...
THe frog gets homes, sits down, picks up the book and goes "Readdit"
Picks up the second book and goes "Readdit!" and so on....
haha

[newo]

A penguin got arrested the other day but they released him without bail.

Hey, he's a penguin.

He's not a flight risk.

[Rasputin]

Q.whats black and white and re(a)d all over?
A.a newspaper

[Eugene]

What do you call a Bison with a trunk.
Buffaload.

[Rasputin]

Q. whats the difference between chopped beef and pea soup
A. everyone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup

[Texplayboy]

Q. What is red and green and goes 100 MPH

A. A frog in a blender

[Daniel Herring]

Q: What does a swamp frog say?

A: "Kneedeep, kneedeep."

[_chris_]

Q. What d'you get hanging from tree's?


A. Sore arms

[Lainey]

Why did the dog lay by the fire?

He wanted to be a hot dog.