Maggie Sugar
02-17-2006, 06:47 PM
A mother goes into labor and her husband wants to be very involved.
When they get to the hospital, the doctor tells them there is this amazing new machine that allows the Father of the Baby to take some of the pain.
So, the labor is progressing and the mother is hurting a lot. The husband says "I want to use the machine." So the doctor comes in, hooks him up, and turns it to 10% Pain transfer. After a while, she is still in terrible pain, so the man wants the machine turned up. The doctor is not happy, but he turns it up to 20% Pain transfer. After a while, it is determined that the labor is going to be long and hard, so the husband says, "Doc, I want it all. I don't want her to suffer."
"No way." Says the doctor, "Most men can't even take 10% for an hour, much less 100% for the entire labor. I'll kill you."
I can barely feel it, doc. Just do it." Says the husband. So reluctancly, the doctor turns on the FOTB (Father of the Baby) machine up to 60% then 75% then 100%. The mother is finally relieved and she gives birth painlessly.
Everything is fine, and everyone is OK, Except when they get home 3 days later and they find the Mail Man dead on the porch........
Ya gotta read the first three lines...........
When they get to the hospital, the doctor tells them there is this amazing new machine that allows the Father of the Baby to take some of the pain.
So, the labor is progressing and the mother is hurting a lot. The husband says "I want to use the machine." So the doctor comes in, hooks him up, and turns it to 10% Pain transfer. After a while, she is still in terrible pain, so the man wants the machine turned up. The doctor is not happy, but he turns it up to 20% Pain transfer. After a while, it is determined that the labor is going to be long and hard, so the husband says, "Doc, I want it all. I don't want her to suffer."
"No way." Says the doctor, "Most men can't even take 10% for an hour, much less 100% for the entire labor. I'll kill you."
I can barely feel it, doc. Just do it." Says the husband. So reluctancly, the doctor turns on the FOTB (Father of the Baby) machine up to 60% then 75% then 100%. The mother is finally relieved and she gives birth painlessly.
Everything is fine, and everyone is OK, Except when they get home 3 days later and they find the Mail Man dead on the porch........
Ya gotta read the first three lines...........